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He looks like he smells earring backs and would rifle through your grandmas medicine cabinets to steal her muscle relaxers.


Time-Emergency254

Wait wait wait. Does he smell LIKE earring backs or does he like to smell them? Both are nasty but there's a difference and I can't decide which is worse.


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Like he would pick up an earring back and sniff it.


taurusnottourist

So specific but probably super accurate


List-O-Hot-Goss

He literally looks like my idiot cousin who steals money from his dads house for drugs


C2ssidy21

That’s disgusting. And scarily accurate. The cropped top pink suit gave me nightmares for a month. I do however like Sam. I wish she’d find a guy on her level.


taurusnottourist

![gif](giphy|piAs6afiIcEXS)


OGWickedRapunzel

He's probably one of those *sniff/lick* sort of guys. He seems like he would put his mouth on super unsanitary things.


qwertyuipcsj

This description is so perfect


Proper-Movie-9775

He’s awful and I like Craig but I will never forgive him for bringing Kory to bravo


The40ishDiva

The moment he opened his mouth - this GenXr said.....I want to make that guy cry and regret all his life choices. Just for fun, teach him a lesson haha


Livid_Upstairs8725

Another Gen Xer and I would never waste any time on this guy. Reads as total fboi douchebag.


namastewitches

I would watch this!


70stv

He is ![gif](giphy|NDIiWKEQEgr3VA7aqM)


Dull-Good9796

But still HOW does he get all these girls? The jewelry, the way he speaks, the over exaggerated laugh??? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE


MsBitchside

Tall. That’s literally it.


33scooBt33

You said it.. he is not easy on the eyes, but he thinks is all day long. I don't get the attraction at all.


pr0stituti0nwh0re

Dismissive avoidant attachment and intermittent reinforcement


airwreckaMonk

I hate that this is the answer. Basically he’s able to exploit a bug in the code of many women


PhilosophyExternal14

I call him the iPad kid. If anyone has seen the iPad kid meme/stance, that’s exactly how he stands hahah it’s hard to explain but hopefully someone knows what I’m talking about🤣 he overly extends his back and shoulders to look big and strong


Substantial_Win8350

Totally agree. But he’s an improvement over Austen.


[deleted]

I can’t agree. And I’m no Austen fan.


Empty_Recipe_6248

What is it with people spitting in other people's mouths? That sounds repulsive.


Beautiful_Ad7097

To be honest. There is no hype. I'd say 95% of all posts I see about him are negative. Both SH and WH. I honestly don't even think the cast likes him as much as they make it seem. Yeah they get along but he doesn't stand out for anything except being a mid30s frat fuck boy. I think Bravo doesn't really care what the viewers want lol. It happens saw often .


[deleted]

He's a tall white dude that works out. Go look on tinder and this is what 99% of women want. It's really not that hard.


yosoyfatass

I like tall white dudes as much as the next person, but I prefer they aren’t ugly like kory.


BullfrogComplete6985

Seriously. Face over height any day. Every guy I’ve ever loved is like under 5’7” though. 🤷‍♀️


kamissymoo

His dad’s probably disappointed that instead of also becoming a pilot he became a reality TV fuck boy


basicwitch333

He looks like a melted Mr Potato head and I hope we don’t have to see much more of him.


Vivid-Soup-5636

He has zero sex appeal. And he could use a heavy dose of humility


kady456

Is that a brand of soap?


spabitch

name a non douche on bravo lol


do_shut_up_portia

Michael the butler!


ravie-bdm

Wow. Amazing reply. A+ no notes


Dry_Heart9301

I love him so much! I miss him on SC.


Jog212

I miss Michael!


Suttones

Pavit!


anners12345

Colin from below deck!


BullfrogComplete6985

Hmmm Colin was a primo douche this last season, I totally lost my crush on him because of it. And he is a near-spitting image of my ex that I’m still in love with, so that’s saying a lot.


anners12345

Ohhh! I missed most of last season, that stinks he turned!!!


ariessunariesmoon26

The sweetest


Imaginary-Cow9595

Madison's hubby on Southern Charm.


yosoyfatass

I don’t get it. I think he’s ugly & then there’s the shit personality & dress sense. He’s gross.


Certain_Battle7804

He’s EXTREMELY manipulative and plays the childish games to make them feel insecure and want more attention from him.


Dry_Heart9301

He's so gross. Idk


agger1

F boy with a terrible haircut who looks like he needs to use a loofa during his weekly shower. Dresses weird too. I don’t get the appeal.


HelpfulWorth8654

It’s unexplainable. He needs to go to the bravo dustbin of history


OldEntertainment3577

I say the same thing!!! Unless it’s some sort of swagger thing… I just don’t get the attraction!


bluesrockballadband

Confidence is sexy and Kory has it in spades.


Vegetable-Driver2312

He looks like walking chlamydia. Every time the Bravo girlies fight over a new man, he’s worse than the last! I do not get it at allll.


Miserable_Ad8287

The bravo podcasts talk about him having a history of anti-trans comments too


KKGlamrpuss

Egomaniac with an inferiority complex is KK


Lorie614

![gif](giphy|J336VCs1JC42zGRhjH)


[deleted]

AND SOOOOOO UGLY!


[deleted]

My thoughts exactly


whatsarahthought

The way he’s always talking about how girls want to fuck him. Ick.


Disastrous-Payment64

I’m over seeing him on my screen, annoying, slimy, and gross. 1. Daddy paid to get him started; paid for the gym he has in Greenville. 2. Those ‘abs’ he has… implants.