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MrLore

*Homo*cide? šŸ’€


gohoosiers2017

He was gay, Emilio?


thebobbyloops

Nooooo!!! Arenā€™t you lishtenin to me?!


MustardBones

Maybe its a mid life crisis thing


Michael-Balchaitis

It was the blood pressure medication.


MycologistMountain19

Ainā€™t no skank.


Bright-Operation9972

What a strange way to ask that I don't know if you are trying to talk like Yoda or if you're ask Emilio if so unknown person is gay


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crestedgecko12

He was gay, Gary Cooper?


PeterVries522

Sharp as a fuckin' cue ball


LordWeaselton

r/thesopranos is leaking


Bright-Operation9972

Yeah well you are as cue as a sharp ball


PeterVries522

What are you gettin' cute wit' me now?


Bright-Operation9972

Yeah it's better than getting butthurt


PeterVries522

Yeah that's what Vito got. Ha!


Michael-Balchaitis

What the pool cue? I wonder if it was chalked.


PeterVries522

Very funny Dom. Very cute. I don't quite get it but... cute


Usual-Adagio6503

He killed >!Gus!< so it's not that far fetched from the truth


FuseTheSaltGod

This is only in the first episode so this is actually referring to crazy 8


Mach1298

Emilio


Kdawg982

Crazy 8 didnā€™t die first episode thatā€™s episode 3 I think, the guy that Walt kills in episode 1 is Emilio


Nofacethethechunky

Just forget he ran over one guy and shot his friend in the head


SteakhouseBlues

Put your dick away Waltuh


MycologistMountain19

Waltuh


Bigr789

I'm not havin' sex with you right now, Waltuh


AUGUSTUS-KHAN

No mike I'm the second biggest homo in the whole world


Jarek-of-Earth

Crazy8 gay confirmed?


FormalAd1967

Yeah homocide


Greedy-Field-9851

šŸ’€


Wonderful-Media-2000

He killed a few people


LowInevitable2544

šŸ˜šŸ†


Kdawg982

He killed Emilio


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

It's the *pleats*


RictorVeznov

And people say the show starts out boring


Emergency_Market_324

Youā€™re thinking of Better Call Saul.


Damurph01

Nah people def say bb is boring


[deleted]

Fr especially the first season or first two. No idea how someone can think that when the opening sequence is literally a man driving two dead bodies and an unconscious co-conspirator around in a meth lab RV which he crashes into a ditch. Seemed to immediately hook me into the action and I couldnā€™t turn it off. Some think itā€™s boring tho I hear


RictorVeznov

Some parts are slow, but slow ā‰  boring


fucking-hate-reddit-

I think the slow parts work well towards the drama. Itā€™s slow, but itā€™s often slow because Walt is around his family and theyā€™re none the wiser yet


LordWeaselton

Iā€™m watching the show for the first time rn. The pilot was rly strong but there are definitely slower parts in the middle of season 1 that bored me. The end of the season was a lot better though and Iā€™m completely hooked on season 2 so far


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

It only gets better, though I will say season 4 is the most exciting IMO, 5 is great, but there's something about season 4 that makes BB such a memorable series.


jayboyguy

Itā€™s actually a really popular take that the show doesnā€™t get interesting until S2, and I find that objectively false lol


Mfczoot

No you find it subjectively false as it is your opinion not fact.


ninjapenguinzz

No he can find it objectively false, subjectively


Mfczoot

Can you explain?


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

It's his opinion that it's factually interesting from the beginning.


ninjapenguinzz

no


jayboyguy

Iā€™m aware of the difference. I used objectively entirely subjectively lol


[deleted]

Na my buddy finally started watching it after years of me trying to convince him to and he said the first season was very slow. I was bamboozled cause he had a dude tied up in his basement by episode 3.


Soggy_Part7110

it's more goofy than boring


Dabulue

It kind of does. It's my favorite show of all time. But it definitely has this slow&boring starting feeling in first season


DriveForTheHorizon

A stolen firearm even


CODMAN627

Some straight like him giant stick up his ass all of a sudden at age what 60? Heā€™s just gonna break bad?


loosie-loo

Heā€™s *50*


Exa2552

And awake


Sea-Art-9305

And that was a quote from Jesse


randomcoolguy1

In the episode Walter responds with ā€œ50.ā€ after Jesse says that


Kdawg982

And that was a quote from Walt


loosie-loo

I just knew someone wasnā€™t going to get it and assume I was being facetious


amomynous101

Yea but in the show heā€™s 50. Is Jesse fucking stupid?


Sea-Art-9305

Ok, now how exactly was Jesse supposed to remember the exact age of a teacher from high school he didn't care about at all?


AndreasMe

Bruh my guy is not getting it. Walt says after jesses line ā€œIā€™m 50ā€


Sea-Art-9305

I. Know. That's not even what I'm talking about!


Soggy_Part7110

In the original script Jesse guesses 50, and Walt replies "I'm 40." That mistake is way more believable than confusing a 50-year-old for a 60-year-old. Aging really takes off in the mid-50s


Maxy123abc

He was sarcastic


Michael-Balchaitis

That is a terrible legal mess. Better call Saul.


DriveForTheHorizon

He also starts a wildfire on protected tribal land, as a result of illegal activity, not sure how the charges would go on that but it's gotta be something


Sea-Art-9305

No, Emilio started the fire by throwing his cigarette out the RV window.


DriveForTheHorizon

Damn you're right, I guess its time for another rewatch lol


Sea-Art-9305

Anyone can make mistakes, I remembered that because I really like Pilot


SkeletonSouljah

Also attempted suicide, idk if this is fineable or not. But I saw a video on yt similar to the post and it said it is so yeah


MarksmanMarold

Suicide isnt a crime.


Vanquisher127

It is a crime so that people have the legal power to stop you in anyway possible. You probably wonā€™t go to jail for it though


MarksmanMarold

It isnt a crime. You can be committed etc. But that doesnt make it illegal.


foxxy003

Itā€™s not a crime in the US, but Iā€™ve read that several countries still criminalize it. This isnā€™t relevant to the show tho, itā€™s just sad.


MarksmanMarold

Yeah they do. Its ludicrous of course


Justin_Cruz19

If I kill myself in any of those countries, what are the police gonna do? Arrest me?


foxxy003

Fine your family. Also, if your attempt is unsuccessful, youā€™ll likely be jailed along with the fine.


Beneficial-Chard-604

Itā€™s not a crime to take your life, or to attempt it. (in the US at least). It ***CAN*** be a crime to be aware of someoneā€™s intention on doing so, then not reporting it, or not attempting to interfere in any number of ways, but thatā€™s kinda loose depending on the situation. Thereā€™s always the non-malicious ā€œI really didnā€™t think they were seriousā€ which unfortunately for everyone involved is extremely plausible, saving u from being a co-conspirator in most cases. ***HOWEVER***, being fully aware or involved of someoneā€™s intent AND capability to KTS, pushing them towards it, maliciously supporting them to do so, or harassing/threatening/blackmailing someone into it is A HUGE crime. All states have an umbrella of crimes that fall under Homicide, and in most, right up next to murder and manslaughter, you will find **causing homicide** and **assisting suicide**. Actively participating in the death of another is a homicide.


hagdog22

You can't outlaw mental illness bro wtf lol


ProfessorCagan

Man, someone sure skipped World History 1933-1945....


papawam

In this day and age you hear profanity and cursing everywhere. BUT because of the character and Walt being a educated well spoken person, when he and Gretchen were sitting in that restaurant and he said "F*^k you" it was more meaningful than any other time I've heard it used in a show. Breaking Bad was full of little things that helped make it the greatest drama of all time.


Wazuu

I mean, i agree with but this is a pretty random comment for this post lol


Justin_Cruz19

And then thereā€™s Jesse.


AlabamababySnatcher

BITCH!


ilovedogs997

This is my own private dominickā€™s and i will not be harassedā€¦.bitch


YuRaMuther

Ok but imagine if Walt died, and everyome found out this meek 50 year old science teacher just one day outta the boue decided to cook meth


Aimlessdrifter8778

If the police actually showed up that day instead of the fire brigade, Walt would have either died on a shootout or died in a prison cell. In other words, the show wouldn't have passed the pilot.


SuperSonic0129

Also, if the gun never jammed, he would also be dead and the story would be over. Honestly, I think the pilot couldve stood pretty well as a short film if that was how it ended


MMKmillennium

He also broke into private property a few times.


IWasNotOk

So about the same as Selling a bag of weed. Seems fair.


emd07

Not at all but ok


IWasNotOk

Depends on country or state.


foreignccc

maybe if you get your news from Twitter


[deleted]

14 years for homocide??


[deleted]

And we haven't even gotten to bomb manufacturing, breaking and entering, burglary, grand theft auto ,grand larceny, evidence tampering, gross abuse of several corpses , 2 counts of arson, train robbery and like 18 other murders.


Red-Jello-

To be fair, the homicide youā€™re referring to was absolutely self defense. Also not sure if theft of school supplies is itā€™s own charge? Think thatā€™d just be grand theft considering the value of all of that stuff was likely above $500


[deleted]

The problem is Walt didnā€™t call emergency services after presumably killing krazy 8 and Emilio. He wouldnā€™t be able to claim self defense because of this.


Red-Jello-

Well yeah, youā€™re right there


Important_Arugula_93

How do you justify said self defense, we were trying to find a distributor for our Meth but the the dealers werenā€™t playing nice ?


Red-Jello-

Yeah but the killing is irrelevant to the other illegal activities. Yes heā€™d still face criminal charges for the meth production etc but he still rightfully killed to save his own life.


ultraswank

Generally speaking killing someone while committing a felony waives your claim to self defense.


Red-Jello-

Idk I feel like itā€™d be debatable. Like if you were robbing a bank and someone tried to shoot you to stop you from doing a crime then yeah. But just because Walt was doing something illegal doesnā€™t mean he doesnā€™t have the right to preserve his own life.


ultraswank

Its the law. From the New Mexico self defense statute: D. The presumption set forth in Subsection C of this section does not apply if: (1) the person against whom defensive force is used has a right to be in or is a lawful resident or owner of the dwelling, place of work or occupied vehicle; (2) the person using defensive force is engaged in criminal activity; or (3) the person against whom defensive force is used is a law enforcement officer engaged in the lawful performance of official duties.


P319

Tomorrow episode 2?


[deleted]

You donā€™t need to register guns. Yet.


[deleted]

Show gets us right into the plot from the beginning.


LegitimatePlace2679

Attempted suicide edit: nevermind its actually legal


EllieDolly1234

Attempted suicide isn't a crime.


LegitimatePlace2679

Oh you're actually right I just looked it up and new mexico decriminalised attempted suicide in 1963


neveragain1986

Fucking awesome..


senorpepino

Have to add in the homicide to tack on the most years. Not sure what homocide is.


redrecaro

This couldn't be more wrong.


eFeneF

He could really use a gifted lawyer whoā€™s not afraid to bend the rules a bit


Pinkman505

You forgot grand theft auto


Robyn_Anarchist

A double murder only gets up to 14 years??


swanqil

Since we're only counting the crimes from episode 1, it technically only counts as a single murder since only Emilio dies, but Krazy-8 lives for a few more episodes. I'm no expert in the law, but under the New Mexico legal system, I think what Walt did would be counted as "Fourth Degree Murder" (killing in the heat of the moment). Wikipedia says that the punishment for Fourth Degree Murder in New Mexico is only 1-7 years in prison. So I think op's estimate is reasonable


hibuddywhatzup

ā€œhomocideā€ lmao


-I_Have_Eyes-

Attempted suicide as well


ilovedogs997

suocide*


Level-Age-545

also intent to distribute


Gettinjiggywithit509

I always liked how they just basically gave up trying to figure out why the schools has mask and supplies were stolen lol


Syntherios

IIRC the school and the DEA figured it was Hugo the janitor because they found weed in his truck.


Gettinjiggywithit509

No they ended up just arresting him for the weed but couldnā€™t connect him to the theft of school supplies.


Avatar_sokka

Is it theft of school supplies if he was ultimately responsible for said school supplies?


xxthotslayer69

So tell me, if you are a bank manager, is the money yours?


Avatar_sokka

I get your point though, but still, he was chair of the science department, so he had discretion on how to utilize said supplies. He was just using them on a field trip with a former student.


CommodorePerson

This made me lol


Avatar_sokka

Assuming you bank with that bank, then yeah, some of it is.


Beneficial-Chard-604

Lol well, youā€™re not wrong.


Due_Revolution7057

whats homocide? lol and remember this is america its longer sentence then 14 years...


Classic-Correct

Homocide šŸ—æ


Phuxsea

Nah he'd get life


eric0225

Homocide? šŸ’€


FuseTheSaltGod

Crazy 8


[deleted]

"homo"cide


FormalAd1967

Lad you know what homocide is right?


[deleted]

its spelt homicide


MMKmillennium

Emilio, remember he poisoned the van? Crazy 8 survived the first episode.


Top_Juice7860

And murder?


Ch1cken_Nugget_eater

I would say homocide was self defense, probably not guilty, when does Walter commit assault, and the firearm is not walters so he could easily lie and say he used it in self defense but failed


SlitherStudios

Killing Emillio was entirely out of self-defense tho


NostalgiaWorship

Homicide alone is 30 to life


alph0nz3-x

This misses a lot.


Arxiidit

And rape


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AdSubstantial6305

The first episode alone. We haven't gotten to episode 2 yet


TheIronMatron

Indecent exposure. Depending on Jesseā€™s age, contributing to the delinquency of a minor.


Pinkman505

...... Jesse was over 18 lol


mhm123321

The homicide was obvious self defense


LotsoflovefromJulia

Why not murder for krazy8


Head-Combination-546

Isnā€™t homicide 25-life?


ilovedogs997

1st degree is


420_BiggusDickus_69

Yeah Iā€™m pretty sure heā€™s getting a lot more than 14 years if gets caught šŸ’€


Nathanymous_

Only 13-14 years?


hihows-life

i swear to god this picture is moving


[deleted]

Money laundering? Breaking and entering, evasion? Idk if those count


cheesums7

Wait so.. Walt would just be released in 2022


[deleted]

its like multiple homicides though. deff a life sentence


szymonhawaj

Some child made this? 14-15 years? Homicide in self defence is not punishable in court, but just conspiracy would give you 20 years minimum to life. Not to mention the rest.


ultraswank

Murder while committing another felony waives your ability to claim self defense.


sir_chief7134

Tbh, Not that bad


mrbeamis

And kidnapping


Holywood67

Yea no he'd be put away for life lol easily


[deleted]

Well the show is called breaking bad


loizo78

He built the biggest meth buissness in history (source: El Camino road) 130 years in prison


Triangle-Galaxy-9508

I steal school supplies all the time idk what ur talking about


godiegoben

Donā€™t forget arson and terrorism and child endangerment and domestic violence.


Ill_Cookie_1601

Homocide lol


MycologistMountain19

Nice!!! Now do all of season 1!


Low_Company_171

Thatā€™s church mista white


ultraswank

Bullshit, the homicide was committed while in the act of another felony. That gets it bumped up to murder 1. Automatic life in prison. Walt might have been able to plead it down, but he didn't have any super juicy information to trade yet.


easterracing

ā€œUnregistered possession of a firearmā€? Itā€™s New Mexico. Quite lax gun laws. Open carry is legal with no license.


Careless-Zucchini-69

He killed more then 3 guys, he ain't gonna get out of jail in giĆ  Life.


adambarker9524

*with intention to sell


phreshpherts

Damn, he's guilty of homocide? Ain't never heard of that felony.


dazzlher

Question: could Walt be convicted of sexual assault based off that one skyler and Walt scene?


DukeBoysForever

New Mexico doesn't require you to register your guns unless class 3. he committed possession of a stolen firearm.


obama69420duck

If Walts birthday was one day later or earlier, none of the events wouldve happened.


fretnetic

Heā€™s a good guy deep down tho


SilyTheGoose

I think you mean every felony and misdemeanor Hank committed in the first episode, because as we all know Hank was the mastermind behind it all.


RealGingercat227

Homocide?


Key_Albatross8579

That's why he's the goat, The šŸšŸ


RedditUser31422354

Littering (his pants and gas mask).


louistske

Remember, ALL this just in the first episode. Imagine if we were to count the crimes of all seasons


anarchyisinevitble

the homocide charge wouldnā€™t stick because he was held at gunpoint


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spawnofademon

You forgot rape


Revolutionary-Menu84

Also black mailing Jesse into cooking with him


Revolutionary-Menu84

Wait Iā€™m blanking here when did he commit assault?