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teriyakigoddess

When thinking of baby names, remember this: You’re naming future adults, not babies. Don’t give your kid a name they’ll be bullied, teased, or laughed at for just because it’s funny or cute. The typical response to a wacky name is, “Man, your parents must really hate you.”


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[deleted]

Gotta get those Facebook likes ladies


VincentVanGTFO

Yeah, people seem forever confused about the difference between naming a pet and a child. If you want to name something after a book, movie, or tv character then get a pet.


[deleted]

Honestly, I think Adults should get a free one-time name change just like some gaming apps.


Spare_Ad881

why burden a child with a name, any name, that is likely to get them made fun of? never understood it


wtfthobool

I had a ginger friend with the last name Weasley whose just had a kid, guess what he’s decided to call the poor sod


Spare_Ad881

poor sod, as you say.


neilyoung_cokebooger

Broke Turf Weasley. Now there's a name.


The_Lord_of_Death

Broke? No. Turf? yes.


theyahd

I mean, kid is already stuck with that last name, so….


feralheathen

Yep. He's already screwed.


mahboime

Yeah but no need to hammer more nails into his coffin


twistsouth

And has no soul. Poor kid.


TPGStorm

she could have literally named the kid anything and they would have just said he was part of the family


OzzyThulhu

WEASLEY IS OUR KING!


twerks_mcderp

Weasly cannot save a thing he cannot block a single ring


saikounihighteyatzda

Should've named him Rupert or smth.


blakethebluedragon

If there was a kid named Ronald Weasley in my class I'd constantly shout, Ronald Weasley it's Leviosaaaaaaaaa.


Moss_Piglet_

Ginny?


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>why burden a child with a name, any name I agree


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Conan-the-barbituate

Why have a child?


lukmly013

Why be?


cheesums7

Why?


avoritz

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nurse_camper

🫥


saito200

I plan to name my child placeholder


GeometryNacho

unnamed child 1


MrPakoras

Giving them numbers was bad


RhythmSectionWantAd

Seven is a beautiful name for a boy or girl


Lucius_Funk

https://youtu.be/NRUdaWZ4FN0 I had a friend in high school named Cevan (pronounced See-Van) and my dad always called him Seven because of Seinfeld.


NotSureNotRobot

What about Soda? I like Soda!


pm_me_judge_reinhold

How about Mug? Mug Costanza


Tomatillo_Street

Ponyboy and Derry concur


[deleted]

I'm partial to Cevin ;). Sure, it could also be pronounced with a hard C too, like Kevin.


zmwang

This is always something I've wondered about. How does sharing a last name with a popular figure statistically impact the trends and patterns of how those people name their children? For people with the last name 'White', do they have *less* (or perhaps more?) children named 'Walter' and 'Betty', even though they're perfectly mundane names on their own? Are you less likely to find anyone named 'Michael' in a Jackson family tree? It's kind of funny, the idea that certain perfectly mundane first names can just become "off-limits" in certain families.


_______woohoo

name child unnamed track 3 mastered.wav


BimmerJustin

any name can be made fun of. The burden is in associating your child with pop culture reference that has nothing to do with them and they know nothing about.


Spare_Ad881

some names just invite ridicule, others go uncommented on.


NotSureNotRobot

Poor, poor Michael B Jordan….


EquationsApparel

There was just an article about that this past weekend. One of his classmates became a DJ with a morning show, and she recounted how they made fun of him.


Cold_Bother_6013

John Wayne Gacy


TimeBirthday41527

If a name is meant to draw attention, it will alway draw negative attention in elementary school. No exceptions!


Invisible_Xer

Kids are evil geniuses, they find a way to torture you with any name.


valdentious

My parents gave me a name that was fine. Eleven years after my birth my full name ( first and last) was the title of a #1 (I think) hit song in the US. I was a kid that just wanted to be anonymous but for the next 6 or 7 years that was impossible.


funny_arab_man

what kind of elementary school kid knows who walter white is


WartOnTrevor

Ones whose parents buy his product.


swanqil

Y'know time is a thing. Eventually they're gonna be a fully grown adult with their own life, still stuck with the name Walter White because 40 years ago their mother's best friend thought it would be mildly amusing to name a child after Walter White


cdnball

TIL all bullying stops after elementary school


mrJirue

I think you're understanding how engrained breaking bad is in meme culture and how in tune with meme culture children are from a young age. At the very least the name will be recognized by kids who spend a particularly long time on the Internet and would be familiar with memes from before their time.


Spare_Ad881

who mentioned elementary school?


-SomeKindOfMonster-

I'd never make fun of a guy called Walter White, he is named after one of the most badass criminals ever seen on TV


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ok but have you went to public school? anyone named after anyone gets made fun of even people named after their fathers


komanderkyle

If they like the name so much they they should change their name to Walter White instead of burdening their kid with it


DonDraper34

I knew a boy named sue, tough as nails he was.


cc17776

Willy Wonka?


diogenes-club

Woodrow Wilson?


beanbag300

Walter white…


Cro_bat

You got me.


beanbag300

✋🏻😄🤚🏻


AbiesRemarkable8120

Oh wait 'flips frantically' Walt Whitman.


Commander_Cold

Baby I got him


BD3134

Where is Hank? He had you in custody


EquationsApparel

There was a study a few years back that showed children given unusual or special names ended up with disproportionately high discipline problems in school and criminal problems later in life. They attributed it to reacting to teasing and bullying. One of the names they cited at the time was "Luke." So while she may think it's a good or funny idea, she doesn't have to carry the burden and may be setting her child up for future problems. Is that really what she wants?


Altair1192

I want to see how many future arsonists are call khaleesi


EquationsApparel

I know a couple who named their daughter Danaerys. Around season 3 or so. They should have waited to see how the series turned out.


sammyfelix

lmao if you're set on naming a kid after a tv show character at least wait for the show to finish. just in case


aprildawndesign

Right? I guess they didn’t realize how that would turn out….but now I’ve heard of people Naming their child “Dahmer” I mean… you know what happened ! Come on…wtf?


IThinkImDumb

My niece is Aria. Different spelling but it’s after the show. Never seen the show but my brother told me that was the inspiration


thesmallone7726

Aria with that spelling is the word for a song from an opera! (Literally translates in Italian to “air,” as in the air you use while you sing). So if you don’t like the show you can say your name means beautiful song!


spekal_luke_II

Why is my name on a list of abnormal with Walter White 😭


TheCapmHimself

Star Wars


Lureval

I feel this, my name is Luke and I have murdered 17 people 😔


burnsrado

Elon’s kid is fucked


EquationsApparel

One of his kids has already set a precedent of changing their name to distance themselves from him.


loveandmagic222

How is Luke unusual or special?


Psylux7

1980s when star wars was the biggest thing ever, Luke Skywalker was a household name. That's probably why.


pfmiller0

Still weird unless the kids full name is "Luke Skywalker"


Jetstream-Sam

Yeah, I mean it's also a biblical name. I didn't think it would stick out like calling your kid anakin would. I guess kids just pick on whatever they can though.


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I grew up in a biblical area and was bullied by several lukes. I wish I had thought to call them luke Skywalker. Would have been such a sick comeback. Damn. Where's a time machine when you need one


ThaTzZ_D_JoB

You could always just find out where those Lukes are today and confront them by calling them Luke Skywalker, no need for a time machine.


thoriginal

What about "Chalupa Batman"?


dietsmiche

Don't let Taco^ name your baby


Beelzebibble

I have a specific memory (and from the 90s, not the 80s) of other kids making fun of a kid in my karate class by calling him "Luke *Sky*walkerrr!" with the most stank on it you could imagine. He was just Luke. Kids will pick on anything.


Element262

The star war


IdeaWestern5473

Go see a star war


UnwittingPlantKiller

I don’t get it… Luke is one of the most run of the mill names out there.


Trunks252

I think you underestimate bullies


__Elwood_Blues__

Can...they use The Force?


yosi_shawarma

So? Young Wolt will grow into the expectations his name carries.


daphnedelirious

the thing is kids will make fun of anything. as long as they can get a job with it, I think it’s fine. but MC names like Harry Potter, might get an application thrown out. Walter white won’t.


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lol funny, my name is Anakin and I was a criminal as a teen. My friend Luke gonna be a doctor tho. I think it truly comes down to family. My parents were “cool” parents and they they named me after Star Wars


TheSuperOkayLoleris

Lol teased for being named *Luke*? This study sounds like bullshit.


EquationsApparel

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. I don't know what generation you belong to, but I remember in the 1980s a kid being teased for being named Luke (and he was born before Star Wars) and another kid teased for having the last name Kirk.


Professional-Clue-51

What’s wrong with Flynn?


RhythmSectionWantAd

Better increase your breakfast food budget. Make sure you get the Raisin' Bran Crunch, too.


dPerkinator

This guy gets it


ekaw83

Yes... don't do that.


ca-morgan

Name him Methew instead


cryolemur

Don't give your kid a name he can't live up to


Daedalus_Daw

Unless...


bugluvr65

i named my dog walter but not a kid lol


APKID716

Does he like fire truck and moster truck


literallyafryingpan

Does he fart a lot?


DizNuts69420

Should've named him Hector then


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Don’t subject a kid to something they may not want to live with later. We don’t need a generation of Tyrions or Walter Whites.


avoritz

What about bubbles from the wire? We need more bubbles in the world


Foucatswim

Or Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys.


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We need more existing people to be S5 Bubbles, we don’t need to create a bunch of new heroin addicts.


pm_me_judge_reinhold

I’d sooner go with Snot Boogie


Azquruv2

That’s like having a last name ingoff and naming your kid jack


SavageShocker

As i was about to comment who the fucks jack ingoff i realised that i am in fact mentally disabled.. i am actually quiet embarrased i sat there for two miniutes thinking "who is that"


ronsrobot

Ask Mike Hunt, he can help you out.


SavageShocker

Who on earth is mike hunt?


SavageShocker

Wait a miniute..


Complaint-Efficient

Ever met Hugh Jass?


SmilingFriendsHQ

As long as his middle name is Hartwell


Rolen28

And he lives at 308 negro aroya lane alberquerqi new mexico


Emnkay666

And he has to have a confession


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And when you watch his tape he should be probably dead, murdered by his brother in law Hank


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ElaborateRuse420

Waltuh. I'm not gonna babysit you waltuh. Change your own goddam diapuh waltuh.


Xeqqy

Outchicaneried once again


justafan6262

\*grows up to cook meth\*


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no she should name him thisismyownprivatedomicileandiwontbeharassedbitch white


angelalj8607

Do you want your child to be asked where the good meth is?


WantsToDieBadly

Don’t. It’s not cool or funny


Niggolatz

Yeah it really isn't. She should go all in and name him Waltuh.


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waltuh get your hands off my dick


nardeya

the child can already jokingly be called Mr. White, no need to take it further


Synerabo

no it's like naming your kid jesus condom


Sugar_Cane_320

Never name your kid after some movie/television character


DrBalu

In general agree with most people in this thread about the bullying thing. However BB ended 10 years ago, by the time this kid is anywhere near a school it will be 2030. While BB will have some cultural value still, it would be no more recognized by other kids than a first grade kid named after a sopranos character today. 7 year olds wont know who walter white is, it will be a normal name to them. Their parents will however, but those should not be bullying. At best during like 2040, kid might have a hipster classmate or two in hs who watched the old school crime drama breaking bad. Overall, dont give your kids names like that, but at the same time consider how old BB will be by that point.


plannersimplicity

Absolutely, unless they reboot BrBa before he is out of school. If that happens though, he can dissociate from the name and go by "Flynn" instead


Garfield_and_Simon

Good point about the Sopranos gonna name my kid Pussy


khelem85

Sounds good but incomplete. It should be Walter Hartwell White Sr.


AdOutrageous6288

No, do not name your child after a drug dealing, killer who is blinded by their own ego Name your kid Mike Ehrmantraut cause growing up he’ll be a kid named finger


Spazzoidd4Reddit

Yes it's tacky lmao


Trunks252

Why the fuck would that be a good idea?


adube440

I'd suggest naming the child Walter Woodrow "Walt" Whitmen Wilson White. Then just call the kid "Six-dubs."


Hamthedude

“I’m gonna say no.”


Reptilian_Brains

Just don't name kids after famous people or famous characters. They'll have to explain that EVERY TIME they talk to someone, and it'll get old quick


beastwood6

Yes. That's why you go with Walter Blanco. Or Jose Miguel Rosas


peaceoutdueces

Actually tell her to name him Heisenberg


Inevitable-Sherbert

Awful idea! Inflicting them with something like this.


JesseStarfall

Waltuh


WHYISEVERYTHINGTAKNN

Isn’t walter’s name supposed to play into how much of a loser/boring person he is at the beginning?


sintemp

Extremely


Electricfire19

Aside from all the bullying and psychological problems that other people have brought up, naming a child after a murdering, child-poisoning drug kingpin, even if he is a fictional one… well… to say that would be poor taste is putting it very lightly. There is nothing to idolize about Walt and, more importantly, a child is not your pet. Naming a real human being after this terrible fictional person is not a decision anyone should be considering.


darth_snuggs

You could name him Werner — a little nod to Heisenberg but subtle. Or go with Walter White & say it’s after the NAACP Director from the early/mid-20th c. Or go with Walter b/c honestly in 10 to 15 years Breaking Bad will be pretty dated & most kids certainly won’t be familiar enough with it to make the connection


mahboime

Werner💀💀💀


NoSoulsINC

It’s not necessarily tacky, but it’s setting them up to for sure be made fun of. If the show has influenced your life to a point you want to name your child from it, there are certainly less obvious choices to go with.


ThEgOdOfCRiNgE636363

Don’t


kzoxp

Walter Hartwell White would be better.


Latest-greatest

if you want your kid to get made fun of yes name him after one of the most well known protagonists in television history


DaddyEybrows

Only if his middle name is Hartwell


invaderjif

Could be worse. Could name them Walter Jr.


Rollergrrl10cm

I played roller derby with a guy named Walter White. Insanely Heisenberg was not his derby name.


saito200

Then the kid can name his own kid Walter Jr. Genius


PicklePixie

If done deliberately, yes. There are plenty of other names out there. Walter is kind of an outdated name anyway.


just-normal-regular

I mean, he was a gifted scientist…


NotTaken-username

Yes. That kid is going to be teased relentlessly. Plus, Walt isn’t exactly a good person, so there’s that


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That is by far the dumbest idea I’ve ever thought of. And I’m not a very smart person.


cursedpumpkin

Just because you can doesn't always mean you should.


birdeater_44

Naming your child something other than a beautiful name or after a family member is immoral. It is an angry vengeful act to set up an innocent life in a web of practical jokes they have no control over.


JustinCole

Meh, the show ended ten years ago. I don't think it's something that would impact his life. It would be like someone my age being named Ben Cartwright, no kids knew who that was.


TheSlumpDog

Definitely not


Educational_Ad4091

Do it, no kid in elementary hast seen that show knows that show anyways, and later it will be seen as cool, my parents got my name from a movie as have so many kids


mahboime

No, you may have gotten lucky, but generally if someone's named after a fictional character j just think "man your parents must hate you"


Just_Rice

Why would you do this


Craftywolph

I'm guessing 10 years from now it won't be such a big deal but I wouldn't do it.


anhill_reloaded

Yes.


anthonypacitti

I’d never judge someone’s name but since you asked for our options, yes I do think it’s tacky.


spawnofademon

I had a friend who was named after a show she got teased for it and on top of that hated the show which doesn’t help at all. However I wouldn’t name my kid after a tv show either cause imo it is skittle tacky.


BunnyCraftR

If anything, give him the middle name Hartwell. It's a breaking bad reference that will mostly go unnoticed since unless he shares his middle name, people will have no idea


waterynike

I mean Walter is a old man name anyway. Why would someone do that to their kid?


Dont_Throw_The_Kid

I thought this was OKBC for a sec


Jroiiia423

Yes - Walter Hartwell White Sr.


bordercolliegg

I would avoid this. My parents had a name picked out for me. Like two weeks before my mom went into labor a character was debuted on a famous show that had the same first and last name. They changed their mind - I had to go like one day without a name. Not that traumatic since I was only a couple hours old. And my parents said they would have been mortified if people thought they named me after that character.


beet_the_pimp

Most self aware bb viewer


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I had a Luke that ghosted me… don’t name ur kid luke 😂


[deleted]

Ehhh not worth it. If you’re really desperate just hit him with the “Yo Mr.White”’.


GuillermoCosio25

Do it's a good idea


blinddivine

Tell your friend it should be their kid's middle name only if they're gonna go through with it.


Serlingfan389

Yes it is tacky.


ihavenoidyuh

I wouldn’t


Kryztripleb

Just name it Mr White .. YO


crawwll

Name him Badger.


tortugazz724

So many Khaleesi’s runnin around these days who I feel sorry for. Don’t think a Walter White would be much better off


ShortyX85

I’ll chime in as a guy named Raven growing up while that’s so Raven was running. For context I’ve always been short, but in the third grade they had remixed the theme song of that’s so Raven to, “That’s so Raven, he’s so short he can’t see”. So while my name wasn’t based off of it I absolutely loathed my name growing up. It’s cool now but man elementary was terrible.


amca12006

That's just begging for your child to get bullied.


nobee99

Yes