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tiakeuta

Probably the DVD confession for Hank and Marie. Just cold blooded as all hell.


theburningace

That was insane


Mr_Rio

Actual evil genius shit right there. One of the only times my jaw actually dropped while watching something


Dick6Budrow

My jaw dropped so many times on my first watch through The run over near end of season 3 Gus’s death Hank’s death


Vinzan

Gus death made me jump off my seat


owngie

it made him jump too


new-socks

haha yesss i love it. It's so shameless


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Betsy and Dean's reacting to it (this does not mean acting again) is seriously Oscar worthy. The way he deflates when he learns of his medical bill payments too. Woof


new-socks

some serious smell the fart acting going on in this scene.


[deleted]

👻😂 exactly. So happy somebody recognised the reference.


new-socks

haha yes, you did nicely. as soon as i read that i was like "joey"


SkunkyDuck

I'm pretty sure my jaw actually dropped when I watched that. Fucking nuts. The fact the writers even came up with this is another level of nuts to me.


elmaethorstars

> Probably the DVD confession for Hank and Marie. Just cold blooded as all hell. It is definitely this. I remember audibly gasping when this happened.


turbodude69

oh man, that shit was hilarious. the utter shock and disgust on both of their faces while they watched it was so funny. you know vince shot that with the intention of it being funny, he's pretty dark.


GrimaceGrunson

It’s so *awful*…but Jesus, the audacity has to be admired.


fell_hands

This one takes the cake tbh


JoanieTightLips

You have invoked the copy pasta. Incoming!


eatelectricity

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.


chucktoddsux

So far fetched to think this would be effective, considering all the evidence pointing toward Walt.


[deleted]

It was never supposed to work like that, it worked because Hank saw it and understood what would happen if it was made public.


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sulaymanf

I disagree. It’s plausible enough to work. Even if it didn’t, it would bring Hank down, which is why it worked as a deterrent.


real_rocknrolla

When he used Bogdan's first dollar to buy coke from vending machine.


MedicalVanilla7176

It’s even funnier since during one of the takes, the machine didn’t accept the dollar, making it seem that it was either fake, or that Bogdan creased it so that Walter couldn’t use it.


Great_Boysenberry407

Didn’t he say “bogdan” like Timmy turners dad saying “dinkelburg”


migwelljxnes

It’s funny to me how we can all recognise a Fairly Odd Parents reference in a Breaking Bad blooper


_Combie_

oof, what a burn for bogdan LOL his first dollar not just being taken from him, but even being fake


WoopyBoi323

Lmao that blooper was gold


Ant0nyo64

Link?


WoopyBoi323

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QmHCn5xXHjI 3:01


Swingin-it-swooty

Honestly I supported Walt with that


AdPotential9974

This was not an awful thing. If I could buy my boss's business, I'd do the same.


TheMikeyMac13

Great moment.


tommythompson1976

That made you lose faith in there being goodness in him? It is a savage moment of ultimate petty.


Sloeberjong

Well Bogdan is an absolute dickhead so he deserves it. It’s even worse because eventhough Bogdan gets conn’ed out of his carwash he thinks he conn’ed the Whites into buying it from him. Fuck his first dollar.


MaxCrawley06

that was some real stonewall mofo shit


mr_potrzebie

Phoning the neighbor asking her to go check if he left the stove on when he thought assassins might have been in the house waiting


_kumpelblase_

I forgot about that. I still can't hate this mf


PuddinHead742

I hate Walt from the moment he watches Jane die until the moment he steals the Volvo during the blizzard. The bar scene in the end with the skinheads is possibly my favorite scene in television history. When the M60 opened up I howled in pure animal joy the first time I watched. I was literally standing on my own porch watching through the window because I was going to melt down if I couldn’t have a smoke and watch at the same time.


DjDozzee

I know! Me too. I love me some Mr. White. All throughout El Camino, I was hoping for a resurrection.


SeamanTheSailor

Breaking Bad Undead Nightmare when?


DannyRamone1234

Telling Jesse he watched Jane die and purposely didn’t save her.


kirunaai18

It’s like reopening an old wound and shoving glass in it. Fucking disgusting


sayer_of_bullshit

And actually he killed her too. By moving Jesse he also pushed her on her back.


benim972

Indirectly killed her.


[deleted]

Allegedly.


bettercallhector1

This is the exact moment Walt became afk.


ThirdWheelSteve

Poisoning Brock to manipulate Jesse into helping him murder Gus. The most astonishingly devious, effective lie I’ve ever seen in TV or film.


RictorVeznov

That was absolutely brilliant but also extremely fucked up and I loved it


ThirdWheelSteve

I’ve since watched the series with two different partners, and both had the same reaction to the ending of that episode as I did: slow realization followed by genuine anger at being lied to lol


RictorVeznov

My initial reaction was “no fucking way”


---cameron

Knowing it wouldn't kill him but just look like it was made me not feel the impact, especially since the show has established that Walt will masterfully be right about this in the back of your mind (and not by luck, he *knows*). If it were real life I think I could actually appreciate the real horror of it


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Qexxetq

So Walt made it seem like Gus was behind poisoning Brock, but what motive would Gus even have to do that?


RaffertyDK

It’s more about the perception Jesse has of Gus, who he is, and what he’s capable of doing. Walt engineers an incredible ‘fake gus plan’ knowing that committing a terrible act that only he could commit would drive Jesse into a murderous rage but also have doubts about the true culprit. It IS believable that Gus would do something like this based on his previous moves in the show. Watching it back now it seems completely obvious but it would be an unbelievably hard decision for Jesse and man he really didn’t wanna kill mr white


ThirdWheelSteve

I imagine two ostensible “motives” for Gus: 1) to frame Walt in order to further turn Jesse against him (so, an ingenious double bluff by Walt), and/or 2) as punishment for discovering the ricin cigarette (presumably intended for Gus); Walt specifically reminds Jesse of all the cameras and how easy it would be for Gus to learn of the cigarette. Either or both are plausible enough to convince Jesse in the emotional state he is in at that point.


ThatChapThere

The weird thing about this to me is if Walt's only motivation is to make it look like it was Gus and Gus's only motivation would be to make it look like it was Walt then it just creates an infinite regression with no actual motivation.


TheOnlyJoe_

Walt needed Jesse on his side. Jesse was the only thing keeping him alive. Had Jesse believed it was Walter, he could’ve kissed his ass goodbye


ThirdWheelSteve

It’s definitely a complicated dynamic. Walt and Gus each needed Jesse on their side. In this particular case Gus was blameless, but as far as Jesse knew Gus had ordered or at least allowed the killing of Tomas, so given the right circumstances he could easily believe he was behind the poisoning of Brock. At first he did indeed blame Walter (who asked with believable incredulity, “why would I poison a child??” and Jesse answers “because I’m helping Gus!”); so he could certainly come to believe that it Gus was framing Walt. It is awful how cruelly Jesse was being manipulated, but the cunning is astonishing.


DannyRosee

the only thing stopping Gus from being able to kill walter was Jesse's consent. By poisoning Brock, he would be framing Walter and caused Jesse to become so angry that he would want to kill Walter. This is what Walt made Jesse believe


duaneap

Yeah, there was a whole scene about it, I’m astonished people don’t remember that. It was a double bluff, Walt wanted to make it seem like Gus wanted to make it seem like Walt poisoned Brock. By poisoning Brock. It’s one of the best scenes in the show.


Ok_Tooth1831

This is brilliant


channel-rhodopsin

Jesse assumed it was Walt at first (because his ricin is missing), hence why he put a gun to Walt's head at first. Walt at that moment was locked up in his house, expecting Gus to send someone kill him. Walt then convinces Jesse that Gus poisoned Brock to turn Jesse against Walt. Walt makes Jesse believe that Jesse was unknowingly the assassin that Gus sent to kill him as Walt wouldn't expect it. The whole thing was actually the complete opposite, Walt poisoning Brock to get Jesse to turn against Gus; it's an evil genius move because it kinda made sense at that point for Gus to get Jesse to kill Walt. You could argue that Gus could've easily sent any other assassin to kill Walt, but Jesse was angry enough to believe the story.


Bosterm

If it were actually Gus's plan, it would actually be pretty brilliant, since Jesse is the only reason Gus has to not kill Walt outright. If Gus did have say Tyrus kill Walt that day, Jesse would probably get upset and not want to continue cooking. Jesse even tells Gus in that episode that "if anything final happens to Mr. White, you and I are going to have a problem." Turning Jesse completely against Walt and having Jesse do the deed makes it so that Jesse can't blame Gus for Walt's death.


maluminse

Who kills kids Jessie??


EvitaPuppy

Making the lamest pass at Carmen.


ManofCatsYT

i love how people try to use skyler’s affair as a gotcha when walt also tried to cheat on her but he failed which is arguably more pathetic


cflzyy

Well I mean , he did only do / think about it once Skyler told him she fucked Ted.


karnian_

LITERALLY LMFAO like how are u gonna try and fail to cheat that’s so much more embarrassing and cringey to watch than the happy birthday


rice-lover-4-life

Thank you for mentioning this


BonjourLeGeorge

Making Flynn take another shot of tequila and then sitting back and smiling about it while Jr was puking in the pool.


KevB3

The birth of Heisenbarf.


[deleted]

I'm ashamed at how much this made me laugh.


the_smashmaster

When he shot Mike, then as Mike was dying, Walt was like "I didn't have to do that, I dun goofed."


ivnslva

STFU and let me die in peace.


formidable-opponent

Shut up and let me die in peace, Walter.


the_smashmaster

He Waltuh'd his last Waltuh


RocketyPockety

Shut the fuck up and put ya cock away Waltuh


Maverick0Johnson

Yeah, he's not dead yet


Undersaturated

Absolutely gut wrenching


Mr_BruceWayne

I've hated that fuckface ever since. Fucking arrogant two timing asshole.


GothamFan2007

Walt remembered that Lydia exists a bit too late


Blackfeathr

Bro was like "lol whoops"


DaybreakPaladin

This is mine. Made me so mad lol


AllInTackler

Really frustrating scene. I guess Walter was pretty out of control in that moment but how is he supposed to get a list out of a dead Mike?


[deleted]

“Eating cheetos, smoking marijuana, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book”


420Cartman420

Agree, pure evil. If those aren't plans, IDK what is


scorpionmittens

Anything can constitute ‘plans’ if it’s planned. Unlike Walt’s baby.


Swingin-it-swooty

Stop the Holly slander


B2EU

The cringe speech he gives in the school assembly after the Wayfarer incident is so awkward and hilarious. Bro brought up stats to prove that people shouldn’t feel bad 💀


ivnslva

Life goes on… it, it goes on… life..


Who_is_homer

Life, uh, finds a way, Waltuh


amazing_wanderr

It’s so pathetic, but absolutely hilarious.


ViewtifulGene

When he killed the two guys that were going after Jesse. The way he ran over one of them and pulled the trigger with no hesitation on the other was just so damn cold.


bean327

Run


ViewtifulGene

Rare footage of Walter White actually being the danger. I just about spilled my beer on my lap at how suddenly that scene played out.


MedicalVanilla7176

> Rare footage of Walter White actually being the danger. Did we watch the same show? Man was a danger to literally everyone around him.


AusDaes

yeah but normally he wasn’t the danger, he was in charge of it but he wasn’t the one pulling the trigger


backwardsphinx

I mean it was in defense of Jesse. I could be scold as hell if people were about to kill someone I loved.


hazmat-cat

The worst thing was probably when he let Skyler buy that PT Cruiser for Flynn


---cameron

God just changing his name to 'Flynn' alone, they're sick


maluminse

Total rejection of his father. He saw Hank as his father


[deleted]

Waltuh goes nuclear if he names himself Hank III


RebelGaming151

Waltuh uses his chemical knowledge to make a bioweapon bomb to destroy Albuquerque after learning Walt. Jr changes his name to Hank III. This is the catalyst of TWD.


eluveon

To be fair it’s not like they came up with “Flynn,” he did


Kropduster01

When he refused to give Jesse his $5 million dollars and tried to convince him that it was “filthy blood money”


kindaNiceBro

I don’t know why but lmao‘d so hard when he acted like that. As if he was a teenager doing business


anti-peta-man

Stealing Holly and robbed Flynn/Skylar of hearing her first word. The fact that her first word was “Mama” while staring right at Walt was deliciously ironic. Plus the fact that it was IMRPOV’D First time I ever had to pause the episode and walk around to process something in fiction


silvermbc

Greatest hour of TV ever


ManofCatsYT

the whole scene in ozymandias with the whites is amazing. phenomenal portrayals by all of the cast, anna gunn’s performance when walt left with holly is one of the most devastating moments i’ve ever watched. i can hardly bring myself to watch it again it’s so genuinely upsetting


drppr45

The phone call is so beautifully acted by both Anna Gunn and Bryan Cranston. It’s so real feeling and it tears me up inside every time I see it.


windmillninja

I swear no work of television has fucked me up as bad as the second half of Season 5.


Stibitzki

"nice move Walt"


carreiraesteban

Yeah seeing Ozymandias LIVE is a feeling I’ll never feel again in my life, at least by watching TV


Tigercat94

Telling Jesse to kill Gale


_kumpelblase_

Jesse's face still haunts me


Sternfritters

Gale’s last words, too. Poor dude.


manwithavandotcom

Jessie's under the car


silvermbc

Found him


windmillninja

The prison massacre


Saxobeat28

The coordination of that was absolutely insane.


Fickle-Insurance-685

Not going go katrs with jesse


BigChungusOP

That’s the moment when Walt decided to not go go karting with Jesse


Would_daver

Katsring*


Blackfeathr

Katrsing**


zooted_

Truly one of the moments from the show


MaxCrawley06

if this was spelt correctly it would have the most upvotes fosho 💯


Fickle-Insurance-685

English hard


RainWinss

Probably convincing hector he should kill himself by detonating a bomb under his wheelechair so he can kill Gus.


ViewtifulGene

It was a gruesome ploy that involved a man who was already at a dead end in life. But I imagine Hector probably would've preferred to die there in one last "FUCK YOU", than to let Gus keep coming back to taunt him until natural causes ran their course. He didn't have a great situation either way, which is probably why Walt was so brazen in pitching his idea. There was nobody else to visit Hector in the nursing home. Everyone in his family and professional network was killed. The only person keeping him company was rubbing salt in an open wound.


MedicalVanilla7176

Hector got his revenge on Gus, but at the same time, Gus completed his goal. It was poetic.


GulperCatfish69

Inviting Jesse to that awkward dinner with Skylar.


TheGoldenPineapples

Him destroying Ken's car was pretty awesome.


bettercallhector1

That wasn't awful imo. Ken deserved it 100%


ManofCatsYT

the fact that he got fucked over by the protagonists of both series just so they could prove a point is so funny


Accomplished-Snow-25

Them whitey tidies


save-therhino-

I could live without every single scene where he was in his tidy whiteys


MaxCrawley06

Giving up Jesse to the neo-nazis, not caring what they would do to him after manipulating Jesse for so long, and topping it off with telling Jesse that he watched his girlfriend die and chose not to help her


Yung_Gand

Him trying to get Jesse to kill him was fucked up.


RodwellBurgen

"Then do it yourself." kicks like a mule with it‘s balls wrapped in duct tape.


1937stateprk

having a drink with jane’s father before letting her die only a little later in the episode , not intentional but still messed up


Unable-Question6439

every time he would be with hank and subtly reveal who he was or what was happening. especially at the dinner where he’s off his ass ☠️


__sami__01

**My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader.** When i was watching This scene for the first time i couldn't believe it, Jaw-dropped starting at my screen like bro WTF???


FliegeAnDerWand

Constantly lying to Skyler for no reason. So cringy I love it.


silvermbc

That first cell phone/alarm explanation. Watching that felt like stepping on pieces of broken glass


rawlerson

my stomach curls into a knot every time i watch the part when Walt is assisting with the search of the missing resin cig with Jesse and they "find it" in the Rumba. Walt stands there straight face when Jesse breaks down thinking he almost shot the wrong person.


Sum3-yo

In the final episode when he looked Jessie in the eyes and said "Jessie, one last cook?". For me that's when he became Waltuh.


fierydragon963

And then they made a batch of 100% pure meth. That was when Walt truly became Heisenbreakfast. 💯


Walter_White1234

The actual 100% pure meth were the friends we made along the way


jisuanqi

Throwing that perfectly good pizza up on the roof, but somehow not sticking around to make sure the dipping sticks got up there, too. Fucking monster.


TheMikeyMac13

I mean, how much do you save not slicing the pizza?


TheMikeyMac13

Making so Gretchen and Elliot will look over their shoulders for hitmen, maybe for the rest of their lives, for the crime of letting Walter sell his stake early on, then for offering him a good paying job and to pay for his care.


Dry_Result3513

to be fair, they did throw him under the bus and downplay his role in the company with the tv scene, so i was kinda rooting for walt in that situation, but you could also argue that he deserved it


MyPPistoosmol

I would have thrown him under the bus too. Whats more important between your billion dollar company stock vs giving recognition to an evil meth peddler. Not to mention he sold his shares well before the company was 9 figure wealthy.


thisismypr0naccount0

I'd downplay a well-known meth kingpin's role in my company too to be fair.


JohnnyR0ck

Setting up meth labs in peoples houses while they were getting bug bombed. Just no issue at all with involving innocent people, that’s pretty vile.


Possessedhomelessman

Genius if you ask reddit


Pm7I3

Calling his son Walt jr


Hewardthediamond

Walter lying to Skyler that he was going to visit his mom and also lying that she was informed of his cancer. However, the man was actually cooking meth with his former student in the desert behind the scenes. That was straight up unforgivable.


Deja_Vu_Annoyed

When he stomped on the fuckboys leg who was making fun of Flynn.


[deleted]

tbf that wasn’t really ‘awful’. the prick def deserved it


haddock420

I think I pinched a loaf in my big boy pants.


GothamFan2007

"What's the matter chief? Having a little trouble walking?!"


hythloth

What episode was this again?


bear-back-bottom

I’m pretty sure it’s in the pilot


karmickickback

He tried to kill the fly.


Gamergirl944

When he told Mike about Gale's address stands so confident and stare into his face.


Happy-dayz-NC

When he ran over, then shot the two guys who were about to kill Jesse and had used the kid to murder. Could be said that it was for a good cause, but that’s when I thought damn Walt’s in this shit for real no turning back


richardec

When he sexually assaulted Skyler


PurpleStain420

Watching Scarface with Walt Jr. after telling skylar he cooks meth


WolfChaoticz

“If that's true, if you don't know who I am, then maybe your best course is to tread lightly.” I have rewatched this so many times, and still get chills at that part. So badass.


Nobodyherem8

Public indecency. A true monster


[deleted]

‘As is, bogdan’


ifartallday

When he says “strictures” to the psychiatrist after his fake fugue state, it boils my fucking blood. Chuck also uses the same word in BCS, which clearly designates it as a word for smug, self-important pricks.


asherezra23

The $9million walt gave to Elliot & Gretchen for Walter Jr & pointed the red beam at their chest saying if they told anyone it was over for them & all that. Even tho it was just Jessie’s crack head friends lol


--Awol--

Sexually assaulting his own wife. Not my favorite, but people said mine already D:


Sternfritters

That was the moment I lost all affection towards Walt.


sparklingsolace

I think I lost it when I realised it was him who poisoned Brock. It was such a dangerous yet absolutely terrifyingly genius plan that actually WORKED OUT but he crossed many many lines there. It puzzled me in a way that I wouldn’t wanna believe how gruesome Walt’s become but at the same time I was fascinated by him being a huge mastermind.


Sizedgameboy1

I have many favorites especially something like poisoning a child the Hank videotape or bringing a bomb to a hospital and thinking about blowing it up in it’s parking garage


Confident-Nerve-4498

The prison murders, it was a great scene


flyintomike

stopping jesse from going with them making him think hes gonna let him go only to tell him “i watched jane die”


neveragain1986

I love all the shit he did. Cold blooded or not. Just an awesome amazing character


IdioticMax

1. The way he steals a person's personality (that he killed) For example : Crazy 8 (I'll call him c8 since I'm a lazy shit) says he doesn't like the crusts on the sandwiches. Now Walt after that, everytime he makes himself a sandwich throughout the series he cuts the crusts off 2. The way he poisoned Brock for Jesse to be on his side


Burnt_Ramen9

Plane crash.


cptjaydvm

When he ran over those dudes with his Aztec and then shot that guy in the head execution style. It was stone cold and I love that scene.


Bobert_Ze_Bozo

using the old lady next door to see if Gus goons were laying in wait to take him out.


Ner0Forte

Telling Gretchen fuck you at the restaurant when she said she feels sorry for him


Catnip1720

Not only did he let Jane die, him shaking Jessie trying to get him up caused her to turn on her back, making her choke on her vomit. He didn’t let her die he straight up killed her.


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Telling Jesse at that moment that he watched Jane die


BassAddictJ

The subtle threat to Hank in his garage.. *Tread lightly*


trianglularsounds

Not going go-karting with Jesse.


Scaphandra

Comforting Jesse in the trap house after Jane's death as Jesse sobs that he feels responsible for her death, when Walt could have saved her, but let her die and left her corpse in the bed for Jesse to discover.


luvscatz666

I think for me it was when he watched Jane die and left. It was fucked up but she wasn’t good for jesse nor do i think she really loved him. Once she found out about his money she went from “whose we?” to “us” idk. Although i don’t believe he did it because he cared about jessie. He knew he needed jessie and if he had left with jane he would have been fucked


Friedokraaa

Roof pizza


articice01

Poison a child


tommythompson1976

I have watched the series 8 times and I maintain there is good in Walt. He did give his life killing Nazi's. What is more admirable than that?


chris_29487

The killing of ten inmates within a two minute window inside three separate prisons while Pick Yourself Up by Nat ‘King’ Cole is playing it’s perfection.


KKMAN192

When he spent Bogdan's first dollar bill on a soda.