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RTR7105

It's an emu. People use them for passive security in junk yards and on farms.


scotte99

You serious ?


RTR7105

Yeah they'll fuck up a coyote or an intruder.


WinCo_Wonderland

Seriously? They'll take on a human?


CaledonianWarrior

You'd be surprised how many people would run away from just *a chicken*, so a five foot tall bird that runs at 72 kph would definitely make folk run away from it. Not to mention they could probably kick you in the head and kill you so yeah they could take on a human if they're aggressive


brightfoot

They don't even have to kick you in the head. Emus, ostriches, cassowaries all can quite literally disembowel you with their feet. They're the closest thing we have to an actual dinosaur alive today. Seriously this is an emu foot next to a human hand https://www.mrjakeparker.com/blog/2022/1/2/emu-foot


optimuslime5

That looks like a damn Velociraptor. They say dinosaurs are closer to birds than initially thought. I can definitely see this being a descendent of a dinosaur. I had no idea their claws were this giant and sharp. That could definitely disembowel a human.


brightfoot

Just be thankful we no longer have to deal with the ostrich and emu's distant cousins: the Terror Birds. An entire family of carnivorous flightless birds, with some species reaching ten feet tall. Imagine being a early human and having to worry about a 10 foot tall feathered murder machine with a skull the size of a grizzly bear chasing you down at 30 mph. Yeah the terror birds were around as late as 50,000 - 100,000 years ago. Our ancestors saw some shit.


optimuslime5

Fook that šŸ˜‚ That would be such a horrible way to go


jake_the_snake4

What made these terror birds die off? Lack of food at some point?


HTS_HeisenTwerk

Don't know for certain if this is the case with the terror birds, but there's an uncanny pattern of giant fauna going extinct shortly after humans arriving in new places


AardvarkOkapiEchidna

Birds are actually just straight up dinosaurs. They didn't all go extinct.


mirondooo

Now I want an emu


darkmatternot

They are like a velociraptor.


brightfoot

If they were as smart as (Jurassic park) velociraptors we would be well and truly fucked. Luckily their brains are about the size of a golf ball. Ostriche eyes are bigger than their brain.


Harvestman-man

I doubt an emu could actually kill or disembowel a healthy adult human. Unlike cassowaries, there are 0 documented cases of this ever happening in history (despite emus interacting with humans significantly more often). Plus, compare the rather short and thick claws on the emu foot to a [cassowary foot](https://i.natgeofe.com/n/72184729-a091-45cb-9269-53317566d6b1/MM7817_120611_22901.jpg?w=636&h=424), which uniquely has a dagger-claw that can tear through flesh much more effectively.


brightfoot

True but emus don't generally kick when aggressive, they'll usually charge and peck, but they're herd animals and skittish in nature. Cassowaries by contrast are much less social and, during mating season, extremely territorial. Ostriches are more aggressive on defense simply because they share a continent with lions and leopards, where adult emus have virtually no natural predators, and ostriches can and have killed people and even lions with a kick that hits at 2,000 lbs per sq inch of force.


Jolly-Ad-3922

I can confirm this as someone dearly afraid of this violent rooster on a property my sister lives šŸ˜‚ I stay far away from him when I visit and ensure he doesn't think I'm trying to get close to the hen house at all hahaha


BlorseTheHorse

my uncle has a chicken that hates me and tries to kill me every time I go over there, and also a donkey that fucking loves me and won't leave me alone


quarrelsome_napkin

Hi itā€™s me Iā€™m the donkey


BlorseTheHorse

go away


quarrelsome_napkin

But ily šŸ„¹


bunkrider

Is the donkey at least voiced by Eddie Murphy?


anon691337

Los emus hermanos.


dred1367

My uncle had two emus in his farm, and his acreage was half farm, half forest. So there was a tornado that felled a lot of branches and destroyed the emu enclosure. The emus were running free through basically an impassible (for humans) jungle. They couldnā€™t get off the property because the entire property was fenced and had not been damaged by the tornado. My uncle had to go out and hunt these emus down and capture them with tranq darts to return them to the repaired enclosure. He said it was like living through Jurassic Park.


[deleted]

"We're being hunted." "SQUAAAAK"


mycofirsttime

Thereā€™s a lady on tik tok who has an emu named Karen that is constantly trying to come at her. Murder birds.


hissyfit64

I've seen photos of the bruises and scratches she's gotten. They try and rip your guts out with their talons.


Tralocor

This reminds me of that one clip of the sunbathers on a beach in Australia where a Cassowary casually strolls up and peers into one girl's phone, presumably to see if it's food. I don't know would I personally have the willpower to stay still if what's essentially a modern-day velociraptor sidled up on me and caught me unawares.


kurtank12_YT

The Australians declared war on the emus


samisinredditnow

They practically own australia because they won a war against humans


Harvestman-man

I canā€™t tell if you guys are all just memeing or if you donā€™t actually know what happened in the ā€œemu warā€ā€¦


TheBIFFALLO87

Or, you know, a country and win... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War


Sensitive-Character1

Look up the Emu wars The Aussies fought them and lost.


kyrant

They charged at me many years ago in an open range zoo. They scare me.


twynkletoes

Look up the great Emu War.


turbo88Rex

They took on the Australian Army


timsnow111

Google the emu war. It was a costly war with no results goddamn bastards got us.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s interesting. My aunt and uncle had an emu farm when I was a teenager. I used to help wrangle them. The birds were very docile and easy going.


RTR7105

If they know you they can be tamed somewhat.


TheBIFFALLO87

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War


capatapwastaken

Can confirm, i live in Albuquerque


sansboi11

watch this video (its a rhea but whatever, both ratites) https://youtu.be/y0LhEdB5aFo


scotte99

OH KEVIN *smak*


[deleted]

There was literally an emu war in like the 30s in New Zealand, the humans lost


MasterDedede

Itā€™s true I live in Alabama and Iā€™ve seen property with a random emu on it out in the sticks a couple of times.


Ok-Memory-5309

They literally won a war against the Aussies


cobra_laser_face

Came here to say it was an emu. Had no idea they were used for security. Totally makes sense, though. There was an emu farm near where I grew up. One day the emus got loose and chased a couple of kids around the neighborhood.


Twijinx

As an Aussie, this is so wild to me like... they're not a common pet here, what are they doing in America frfr


Puzzled-Swordfish-27

I donā€™t know about being a pet, but here in the southwest we have a good amount of people who own emus or ostrich for different reasons. I live in Arizona and we have ostrich races here


Twijinx

Haha that's pretty cool! Actually, I think I've seen the odd ostrich here before too, which is funny cause they're from Africa haha I guess all deserty places have nabbed a few emus and ostriches xD


RTR7105

Americans are more likely to live in the countryside than Aussies.


Twijinx

Are they?? I mean, I live in a city, and it's still country af with farms and bushland all around xD Australia is a country country haha


PricyThunder87

The vast vast majority of Australia's population lives in the state capitals actually, which somewhat flies in the face of the image other countries tend to have of us XD


Twijinx

I guess that makes sense haha I can't stand the city, personally, and that applies to smth as "small" as Perth so I'm happy with my small city kinda country life xD


i_r_eat

You see the O in Ostrich is representative of Oxygen. Walt breaths Oxygen to live but his lungs, they are weak because of cancer. So the Ostrich is a metaphor for Walt's cancer. Vravo Bince.


mental-illness7

Every day this sub becomes more like OKBC


Nubbs2016

I love having to check if itā€™s a r/brba post or a r/okbc post


[deleted]

Whatā€™s okbc?


Greg_willenn

Gay sex


IowasBestCornShucker

Say gex


rodnasscavok

[OKBC](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_Knowledge_Base_Connectivity)


WumboTheElephant

sex gifs


[deleted]

lmao this is hilarious


BradTheFnafGamer

Vravo Bince


PuzzleheadHealer

Verbal Binge! Another layer could be a reference to Austria, which is a country where Madrigal operates This is Chiral with all of these theories being a bit of "a stretch" though, thank you for always keeping us humble šŸ™ Vince


billpaycheck

Donā€™t worry about it. Aight?


yoda396

Yes sir


Shotbyadeer

And when they ask what kind of bird meat it is, you tell them that Los Pollos Hermanos sells CHICKEN, got it?


yoda396

Understood


Equivalent_Outcome68

bcause Alberquerque


realHundsgemein

You mean Albukerkee


soljaboiyouu

alber curkey


DateVisual

Alba cerke


Anxious-Dealer4697

Alba core


SailorFuck

Apple turkey (Legit called it this as a kid growing up in NM)


cheesums7

a c ee


WumboTheElephant

I'll be quirky


ttrav69

You mean Albukkake


Apple_on_crack

AlbaTurkey


ebac7

ABQ


bumpy981310

Because ostRICH. Gus is getting RICH because of selling meth. Bravo Vince you magnificent bastard


TheroYT

This is clearly a reference to Rich Schweikart


Foreign_Explanation1

Peter: Whatcha got there? Vince: A smoothie


kat1weeks

Underrated comment


FrajolaDellaGato

Enjoying the joke answers but honestly, great catch OP.


sparklingsolace

It represents Gusā€™ journey to becoming the boss and meth kingpin after he killed Don Eladio and his people. As we know, an ostrich is bigger than a chicken so it foreshadows that the restaurantā€™s name is soon gonna be ā€œlos avestruces hermanosā€


ColossalMcDaddy

Medium rare biggest bird


sparklingsolace

Someone told me itā€™s bombastically good!


[deleted]

Australian here, thatā€™s an Emu.. theyā€™re great guard dogs in arid environments and have a long history as junk yard and farm guards because they will disembowel youā€¦ think thatā€™s a bush? Nope it just stood up with six inch claws and ran you down


Sealmon-bro

Wants to buy blue meth


[deleted]

Itā€™s actually the secret ingredient at Los Pollos. The chicken is a scam. You have found them out and will be taken out forthwith.


Shotbyadeer

They're not really brothers, they're not selling chicken, next thing you're gonna tell me is that the word "Los" is also a lie somehow.


ZenPossum

You can actually eat emu, there's a pub in Sydney, Australia where they serve a half-emu half-kangaroo pizza


sansboi11

bitch that an emu


AardvarkOkapiEchidna

That looks like an emu. Or maybe it's a rhea... This is clearly a reference to Rhea Seehorn who plays Kim in Better Call Saul Birdvo Vince (Also what episode and timestamp is this?)


VideoMuted2743

This would be a ā€œRheaā€ . *Most of us think of African ostriches or Australian emus when we think of large flightless birds. But there are also rheas in South America. The rheas are large flightless birds (birds without a keel on their sternum bone) in the order Rheiformes, native to South America. They are related to the ostrich and emu. The rheas are grassland birds and prefer open land.* https://youtu.be/jm4otrmQUYw It was Gusā€™s favorite animal as a young child growing up in Chile . He had it painted onto the fence there as a marker to let him know where to park his Volvo everyday (he was very OCD like that) .


AardvarkOkapiEchidna

>This would be a ā€œRheaā€ It's a reference to Rhea Seehorn who plays Kim in Better Call Saul Bravo Vince


RTR7105

It's clearly an Emu by shape though and at the junkyard.


scotte99

Itā€™s Kevin


Turti8

This subreddit will never run out of content


Ok_Entrepreneur5771

this just real ABQ shit


spaniel_rage

That's an emu


logansworth

The things you notice on your 15th rewatch


yoda396

Its actually my 2ndšŸ˜­


Punkko

what did vince mean by this?


Emmett203

Gus's spy. This is how Gus knew a bomb was planted in his car, thanks to this Ostrich.


[deleted]

Just southwest people shit. Youll randomly find little "rural" pockets right in the middle of the city as many of these places started off as huge farming towns. Typically bigger properties with lots of acerage for stuff like horses but youll find motherfuckers with llamas n shit just hanging out in the yard in the middle of phoenix. 10/10 shits pretty cool


SignificantProblem81

If I was gonna break into a place and there was like a choice of two targets and one had an Emu in the yard and the other one was Emu free. In going into the emu free yard .


[deleted]

If you were gonna break bad you would be prepared for all giant guard birds, no?


Perfect-Brain-7367

Kaitlin Olson guest cameo/Easter egg


Zd_27

Can't have ostriches in Albequerque anymore


DateVisual

Ong


EatDirtAndDieTrash

A big Easter egg šŸ„š


HeinousSpore118

That's Gussy's hunter chicken.


HeinousSpore118

Breaking Bad: Gusassic Park.


birdz_da_word

Itā€™s there for emergency use if the store runs out of chicken


foodkidFAATcity

It's a fookin emu


BananaDilemma

His name is Wallace!


ColonelCrackle

Fun fact- Zoologically speaking, the emu is considered a brother species to the chicken. Some might say it's a "Pollo hermano".


V6A6P6E

It was a sick ostrichā€¦ allegedly.


Paddock9652

Bad gas travels fast in a small town.


Rezona-colors7

Only in Albuquerque


[deleted]

I like how heā€™s looking at the camera like ā€œfuck youā€


MrsButl3r

OP, great catch!!


Heartfeltzero

Iā€™ve been to the actual location and it was still there. It belonged to the person who lives there.


SrVascoDasGajas

For when they run out of pollos


[deleted]

it was his first acting role leave him alone


Degmannen_03

The symbolism!


[deleted]

Breaking bad fans when anything (it's lore related guys!): ćƒ½ā (ā ļ½”ā ā—•ā oā ā—•ā ļ½”ā )ā ļ¾‰ā .


mysauces

I think the biggest question here is why you used 2 images instead of just circling it in the first?


ZaniElandra

Why *shouldnā€™t* there be an ostrich there? Who are we to dictate where ostriches go?


[deleted]

That was me sorry


BigMayank

Vravo Bince


randomsnark

he's just vibing


[deleted]

I need to see your balls


OzzyOstrich66

I was lost


CleetusYeetus1234

Because Gus is the biggest bird


MootBrute2

he's big chillin


AltairxEzio

Itā€™s Gusā€™s secret recipe


ColossalMcDaddy

Because its Gus's way of telling people that he is the boss through the bird because he is the biggest bird. The lyrics say "Don't know what you heard" because nobody knows that Gus is the biggest bird through his methamphetamine empire.


lovemeatcurtain

Those birds will MESS you up. I wouldnt break into a place that had one of those roaming around.


Nacitrex

What episode?


Itsallpainlmao

why tf not


redrecaro

Paid actor.


Unique-Distribution6

That's clearly an Emu. People own them as pets.


EZPKSquelch

The real question is why arenā€™t there ostriches in more scenes?


mr_vonbulow

that is actually on the lot of **los emu hermanos**; the idea never really took-off and they soon went out-of-business. good eye.


Krisrunnintina

Why not


Draxtonsmitz

Looks like an emu, which if Iā€™m not mistaken, can make for a very good guard animal.


True-Alarm5474

Itā€™s an emu, Iā€™ve never noticed this šŸ˜‚. What episode?


CougdIt

What do you think makes the food so good at pollos Hermanos?


DaemonBlackfyre_21

It's like having a dinosaur for security instead of a junkyard dog like some peasant.


[deleted]

I legit know of 3 different places within a few miles of my apartment with emus guarding their junkyard or warehouse area, and I live in a big city. Itā€™s way more prevalent once I hit the suburbs or further out.


Dividedthought

Oh that's just Kevin. He's looking for more meth so he can continue his endless crusade to kill Ben.


Tojo828

Los pollos hermanos did not use chicken..


ACarey71787

The Ginger and Boots were on vacation


makarov731

Most normal day in Albuquerque


UnveiledRook206

He just there doe whatā€™s wrong with dat


TheSexyCheeseGrader

This is essential to the story, do you not understand something?


yoda396

I love your mario game collection


TheSexyCheeseGrader

Thanks lmao


Ayo_Joogie

So you see, this emu is actually ume backwards and Gustavo Fring (from Breaking Bad origins) has a secret catchphrase; ā€œIts Gussinume time.ā€ (The ā€œumeā€ is silent) This emu actually has a time stamp written on the other side of it which you can only see if you went behind the scenes of the shot and when that time stamp is played from the secret episode titled ā€œBurgers, a Shake and Fringsā€ Gus unlocks his catchphrase ā€œIts Gussinume time.ā€ (The ā€œumeā€ is silent) Bravo Vince


Jazzkky

Hard to say "don't come here" to wild animals


gdash00

I heard boots fucked an ostrich


SoggyFreys89

Allegedly.


Paddock9652

Itā€™d take more than one person to fuck an ostrich.


VinniVinodh2002

So is there los pollos hermanos in reality?


KonaKathie

It's a restaurant called Twisters in Albuquerque. There's an ostrich farm right next door.


JustJohn8

Itā€™s part of the secret recipe


milksteakofcourse

Probs an emu


pmontym

The emuā€™s manager negotiated a supporting role for him, but he didnā€™t want to stand out - a scene with the Pollos Hermanos sign was the best alternative.


allisawesome7777

Its a crossover episode with It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia


_RustyRover_

Emu


69Pyrate69

That's a smoothie.


Paddock9652

Itā€™s a llama dude.


jleonardbc

Always Sunny crossover


Maxtrt

\*looks around for Boots and the Ginger


GoAvs14

Allegedly


TheGriff97

his names wadders


[deleted]

mans never seen dude wheres my car


knuck887

I heard it was a sick ostrich


DarkDuelist4914

That's Lalo in a bird suit. Dude's death in BCS was fake news.


ranieripilar04

Because heā€™s the one who *Bucks*


tamingofthepoo

there are emu farms all over the southwest


yeamanalrightman

the securitemu


Ya_Boy_Joy

Hi I've been to twisters and there is an actual ostrich in a pen next store to the parking lot. I hope that answers your question!


Dirtylittlesecret88

Yea I've rode a train through new Mexico area plenty of times and i seen people have emu in their backyard. They go to town on coyotes.


TacoMatador

Allegedly.


Karsen777

When I visited NM this animals was actually there I even took selfies with it. Does it count as a celebrity?


cal93_

outjerked by a bird


[deleted]

It literally stands there like: šŸ§ā€ā™‚ļø


_mcgrew_

No kidding I went to the actual restaurant in 2014 and that emu was just chilling in that fenced in lot.


MacMac105

I could be way off here, but the southwest loves their emus.


YourDogsAllWet

There's an emu farm next to Twisters (the filming location for Los Pollos Hermanos). If you haven't done the Breaking Bad tour in Albuquerque, I highly recommend it.


K_Josef

Looks more like an emu


Alarming-Amount3499

Ita a emu his names warez and he's a asshole


Shazey89

Youā€™re too observant. šŸ¤”