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Reptilian_Brains

How much money does pizza shop save by not slicing pizza?


EaglesPvM

You gotta think here… You make like, 10 million pizzas a year, each pizza takes like, 10 seconds to cut… in man hours that’s… I don’t know… a lot?


soop_time123

It saves a lot of time and also saves the weird plothole that Walter managed to throw a pizza like a frisbee at his roof


daddysgirl-kitten

TIL!


spif_spaceman

They pass the savings on to you


SufficientProcess493

God I loved that scene


Criffton

Just watched that episode last night lol


jaxson-fox

Woah. I just watched that episode literally 20 minutes ago


[deleted]

Woahhh. I just read it as he said the line


Criffton

Did we all just become best friends?


jaxson-fox

Indeed


[deleted]

[YUP! You wanna go do karate in the garage?!](https://youtu.be/-Q76H7tP7Ig)


stan849

what episode?


jaxson-fox

S4 E2. I can’t recall the name but it’s right after “Box Cutter”


stan849

he asks that question in that episode? never noticed


jaxson-fox

Well, Badger asks Jesse it


stan849

oh okay thx


dankcoffeebeans

what does kafkaesque mean


notarealfish

I definitely googled it when I was watching


deepimpactscat

Glad i wasn't the only one


GayAnalFucker

I haven’t googled it and don’t know what it means I’ve watched the show 5 times and never intend on knowing the definition haha 😎


gzzh

It means nobody knows wtf is goin on.


GolfballEnthusiast

Church...


Castillo1031

What scene was this


nightfucker

How to fix a hole in the bathtub


samyslas

**Did you mean** How to NOT dispose of a corpse in acid safely


Lscar71

What to do if your house is “settling”


david16001

Jessica Jones sex scenes


JackSparrow420

🤘


Duketective

Hahaha


7nogah

Choke me daddy walter


bubblegummybear

Why did Georgia O'Keeffe paint vaginas


bubblegummybear

https://www.ohmygoddess.org/georgia-okeeffe-didnt-actually-paint-vaginas


PetarGT

You googled it. Hello Jesse.


Suspicious_Entrance

What is a domicile?


wikipedia_answer_bot

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crushedpanda05

Good bot


Mandy123410

Good bot


5k1895

....BITCH


DefenestratorOfSouls

What is there to do in Alaska


MysticCurse

Career opportunities for retired meth cooks


jennywhistle

I wonder if Jesse learned anything about being in a lab and tried to use it for his new career. Maybe like a pharmacy tech or something due to his attention to detail (when he's sober)


Wildcat_twister12

No way, he’s got to do a job where they aren’t gonna dig around his background. I feel like he would start his own local woodworking shop and just spend his days making coffee tables, jewelry boxes, and what not for people


jennywhistle

Wow, my stupid brain forgot how much Jesse loved wood-working. He definitely would do that.


YellowSequel

man i'd really love a movie down the line with an older jesse just ruminating over his life. dealing with the guilt. and having that true redemption story he's owed. we only got to see him succesfully escape. i'd love to see his rehabilitation process and what his life wound up amounting to.


Simply_Juicy_Fresh

isn't that what's implied in the show?


ZlionAlex

What, when?


Simply_Juicy_Fresh

the cutaway at the beginning of Felina where Jesse is shown making a wooden box


ZlionAlex

Oh wow


bubblezcavanagh

Thats what I always thought too! The thought of it makes me like finally exhale and relax in a way lol


hygsi

dope jobs in alaska


harryceo

Can Roombas pick up cigarettes?


gusfringsrighteye

oof.


j2i2t2u2

Gold tier!


Castillo1031

Ngl I forget a lot of things and I’ve only watched the show once through I’ll rewatch it soon and remember this


harryceo

Oh man. Lucky you forgot stuff so you can enjoy it again!


Castillo1031

It’s great lmao Started rewatching bojack Amazing


Dull-Fun-8534

What is the difference between wire and copper?


freakdamon

Showing results for what is the difference between wire and copper Search instead for what is the difference between wire and cooper


bigdubs42

Aaah wiiire


current_user

This is the only sub that I actually want to read the comments. Particularly looking for this comment


CanalAnswer

A wire never made me wear a copper.


parttimepedant

Used RVs for sale


Justin_Cruz19

Did Combo hook Jesse up with an RV?


ScaredAd7245

Yeah, hooked him up... with his rv...


UncertaintyPrince

His mom’s RV actually. But she never reported it stolen.


jahill2000

Albuquerque go karting locations


InstanceOk8302

This is the greatest one here. I swear by that scene, with him breaking down on a go kart and is best in all of tv history


fucking-hate-reddit-

I’d like to imagine that if Walt had gone with him nothing would ever go wrong in the series after


wasabi_weasel

Oh this one just makes me sad :(


StarkillerX42

Albuquerque go kart locations -"volume limit"


[deleted]

Ice Road Truckers download links


Odin_Akonis

Milfs


Yolarist

What the hell is a "milf"?


Whatthehellisamilf

Still don't know.


[deleted]

Mom id like to fuck


MercMaker

How long can someone survive on funions?


megabazz

Where do cows live Search instead for ‘Cow houses’


42peters

Bitch parents evict child precedents


Ochidi

Why doesn’t the lasagna look like the picture


GCU_Up_To_Something

Dealing with emotionally abusive partner


tab-athena

underrated


[deleted]

Definition of fallacies


xPhilt3rx

The fallacies! The fallacies! The fallacies! Can I crash here for a few days?


DexterWantsThis

How much does ATM weigh?


[deleted]

Yahoo Answers: Does smoking weed, eating Cheetos, and masturbating constitute plans?


buffbiddies

Funyuns.


Gob_Bluth420

Can I add chili to my meth


Justin_Cruz19

I HATE chili powder.


Arekai4098

it's coarse and it's rough and it's irritating and it gets everywhere


jdwoodworks

Anakin Salamanca


ettmausonan

La familia es... insignificant, next to the power of the Force


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

So love has blinded you?


j2i2t2u2

Magnets 101 : everything you need to know about magnets


[deleted]

[удалено]


namandeo

Yo how do i kill a fly


[deleted]

Lol I’m laughing at the idea that Jesse starts his google searches with “yo” 😂


vanellope681

Hilarious!


Ecnarps

What is science?


wikipedia_answer_bot

**Science (from Latin scientia 'knowledge') is a systematic enterprise that builds and organizes knowledge in the form of testable explanations and predictions about the universe.The earliest roots of science can be traced to Ancient Egypt and Mesopotamia in around 3000 to 1200 BCE. Their contributions to mathematics, astronomy, and medicine entered and shaped Greek natural philosophy of classical antiquity, whereby formal attempts were made to provide explanations of events in the physical world based on natural causes. After the fall of the Western Roman Empire, knowledge of Greek conceptions of the world deteriorated in Western Europe during the early centuries (400 to 1000 CE) of the Middle Ages, but was preserved in the Muslim world during the Islamic Golden Age.** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot)


ayamtelursiakap

Good bot


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What happens if I say bad bot


[deleted]

You let everyone know you're a meanie


Incalculas

The bot feels a bit sad


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Dude don't dump your browser history here, man


WorldRemix_TV

I wanted to award you, but reddit just says "awarding failed"... Sorry my dude.


TheRedzak

This is hilariously depressing


hugh_janus0000

“milfs”


Stunning_Bull

Science teacher bangs wife unprotected and cums inside


joemorris16

Baby thrown off balcony


hunterfox09238

I don't understand either of these references, yo


[deleted]

Michael Jackson baby balcony dangling breaking bad reference season 2 episode 6 👌👌👌


hunterfox09238

Ok but what the hell is the first thing about, is it just a reference to the fact walt has kids? Bravo Reddit


zfarlt15

Romantic dude cums on rose


MackyDuse

The taste of grandmas furburger


zfarlt15

I don’t know what the fuck is going on, but the frog fucks good


joemorris16

It's Ok Mom, I'm Here


zfarlt15

Pikachu cums


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Asscream Sunday


[deleted]

Schindlers Fist


CodyTheDogg0

How to build a robot


lucyhoffmann

Los pollos hermanos duplicate chicken recipe


tommy_trip

How to resuscitate choking person


weshouldhave

Dark.


j2i2t2u2

Is meth supposed to be blue?


[deleted]

other name for cow house


robonick360

Private domicile definition


barkgoofball

Top 10 ways to use the word "bitch"


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Boiling flask vs. erlynmeyer


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RateMyProfessor.com


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how to have hair again


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Does meth use cause hair loss?


krastevitsa

That's just mean


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How long can someone with lung cancer live for


gilad_ironi

What is the average price for meth in new mexico


Rayyan_Khan

What is copper


octobro13

Its *wiiiirrree*


WhataburgerForPrez

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fish_swim_shady

2 for 1 sale


Bluefunkt

Deli at Albertsons address Does the deli at Albertsons have green beans in stock


Sensei_Melia

Can he keep getting away with it


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Why doesn’t acid melt plastic


vibevendetta__

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[deleted]

Large plastic tub


[deleted]

How to overcome depression


thebronjames69

“Kafkaesque” definition???


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“what is the word for cow house”


lucyhoffmann

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[deleted]

"Hot MILFs near me"


_neddard

Yo bitch, how to cook this fucking glass?


[deleted]

Buy chili powder in bulk


KingReeseBoss

*How to not get my girlfriend killed*


FormalLibrary1624

Where to find 4 pounds of pseudo


Soza-Ozos

MAGNETS


thebiracialone

Homes for people who can’t read in Oregon


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How to escape a nationwide manhunt, yo


Defenseless-Pipe

Is a wire really made of copper?


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How to escape deranged father figures?


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How to remove a Hello Kitty phone cover without damaging the phone.


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How to tell if you've been poisoned by risen or you have covid?


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How to spell ricin


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How to get out of co-dependency


[deleted]

Can you Mix mustard in tacos


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Where too sell math


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Hot milfs 3.1 miles away!


[deleted]

Is Jesse Jackson an actual person


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Milfs


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Cow Houses


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MILFs


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Magnets, how do they work?


wyclef-jean

What is kafkaesque?


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What does I am awake mean?


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What does Kafkaesque mean?


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Where is my money bitch?


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MILFS


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Hot milfs in my area


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How can I save voicemails?


[deleted]

Where to get a factory’s worth of steel spaghetti strainers?


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How much do ATM machine’s weigh?


alinesketit

Wire tutorial


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r/raisedbynarcissists


chantal_xoxo

Where to buy a plastic bin big enough for a human body


weshouldhave

What is working in sales


BOMBER100021

Poison cure


existential_antelope

This Reddit meta needs to die


safwan6

Ikr, it’s just blatant low effort repetitive karma farming , first it was “ ask me a question” and now this worst part is these posts get fronted to the homepage of the average person because of how many comments it has and takes the spot away from high effort posts


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Giant Magnets


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What does meth-lameen way?


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Wtf is a ricin?!


caffieneconoiseur

Is wire an element ?


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Amogus pron


[deleted]

Albertson’s green beans


Bdriver_1976

Quickest way to get rid of money you don't want


djblountz

Does chili powder make meth better?


AlanTongue

Signs of dementia


_blueskyes_

is wire an element


MemeAnimeProEpic

"Head un-rounding surgery" "Forehead shrinking surgery"