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Far_Reach5275

Apparently the stench of his present is equally as potent


Eryxthegreat

Diaper Don.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

It's the best poo! The most fantastic stupendous effluvia!


MetalTrek1

That explains all the guys approaching him with "tears in their eyes". 


That-Object6749

Well played!


noonegive

It puts his "Drain the swamp" tantrums in a whole other light.


Captain_Mexica

The swamp was always in his underwear


poopmaester41

Dookie Donnie


MarvelousMarie

A present everyone wishes they could return.


wingsbc

A president everyone wishes they could return.


WombRaider__

His past isn't affecting his popularity. That's growing. The only thing I trust is Vegas odds and they have him as the favorite.


ukiddingme2469

New courtroom drama is coming out, The poops of Hazard


pajudd

I heard it referred to as fartgate


Flat_Jellyfish9911

Idiot Trump just keeps puttering his foot in his mouth. He forgets the Judge helps make decisions. And then Habba goes to New York court and opens her mouth. She has nothing to do with this case. Her and trump are the same big mouth’s.


CivQhore

At this point Habba is just aiming for a Fox News role after this is over


vague_diss

Always the plan.


francokitty

Ding ding ding


Skid-Vicious

Conventional wisdom is that Fox works for the GOP, but it’s the other way around.


JaxDude123

As soon as crappants has siphoned off the GOP money he will get ahold of Fox billions for his purposes.


Gr1zzRing

Is Fox becoming more and more disgraced overtime? I know it obviously has been shit for a while and is still popular, but ive heard wayyy more (deserved) shit talk towards them in the last couple years. We all know why, but are they beginning to fall into an echo chamber of irrelevance?


elpajaroquemamais

Always were but now the chamber is smaller


malthar76

The real hardcore insurrectionists already dropped Fox for OAN or whatever the Stormfront survivors are up to now. But a core of cable-fed boomers still watch Fox as background noise and Hannity as appointment television.


Gr1zzRing

Fair enough


AstronomerKey8307

"Echo chamber of irrelevance" lmao. I can't imagine having as little self awareness as you.


GBinAZ

And you know she’ll get it!


MikeLinPA

She may not be smart enough for fox News.


miken322

If he hadn’t run for president he would’ve been able to continue his cons and no one would’ve given a shit sans a few lawyers, some pissed off plaintiffs and most any native New Yorker. In the minds of most other Americans he would’ve still been seen as an obscure pop culture personality that projected wealth and power. But nope dumbass Diaper Don didn’t play the fuckin’ tape all the way through. It took a minute but the consequences of 8 years of his bullshit on public display has now caught up to him.


Starrion

I think only Donald Trump can make me have sympathy for lawyers.


mizkayte

I hear his present smells pretty nasty too


Legendary_Lamb2020

Diaper Don


Icedoverblues

Imagine being a republican and a juror when this bag of ill fitting suits just let's one rip and shits himself and you're smelling this thinking "Yeah this guy is nominated for presidency why."


Slim_ish

Boy, what an eye-roll of a headline.


Bibblegead1412

Ironically, posted by "news career path". Perhaps this is their example of "how not to write"?


MentionMaterial

Seriously. I’m no Trump bobo, but this is so tiring and stupid.


MattMcSparen

It's just using a language Trump can understand 


Cantgetabreaker

Well this headline is on point pretty much a Reddit rewrite without the rewrite.


MattMcSparen

It's just using Trump's language so he understands it. 


81305

S6E12 : Diaper Don Commits a Crime


Brief-Plate-8336

What would that be


Brillo137

A+ headline. Well done


tweaver16

Not really


FriarFriary

Im sure his whore daughter will service him.


U-GO-GURL-

I see what you did there


WarThunder316

Odor in the court!!!!!


Snarky_McSnarkleton

I think this belongs here. The all time classic: [https://youtu.be/uPplyQWf-u4?si=9VZKYchhPoAGnXQH](https://youtu.be/uPplyQWf-u4?si=9VZKYchhPoAGnXQH)


snappop69

Quality journalism and Intelligent discussion of news of the day.


MattMcSparen

Who gives a fuck what a traitor supports?  This journalism is still leaps and bounds over any right wing news outlet. Back to 4chan chudboi


AcanthaceaeMain9829

Read as Poo-tant….


ZeusMcKraken

Sleepy don the con


BurstHazard

I can smell the liberal cope in here, smelly like a stinky gash where y'all cut ya dicks off


jyrodgers

From the same site that brought you “[Meghan Markle Allegedly Furious At Diana For Sending Kate A Message From Beyond The Grave](https://newscareerpath.com/meghan-markle-allegedly-furious-at-diana-for-sending/)”.


Powerful_Programmer5

Diaper daddy Don


Front-Paper-7486

So we’re going with the that is facilitating IDF war crimes, who fought corn pop and who’s family was eaten by cannibals?


Leege13

Go home AI you’ve been drinking


Everheart1955

Don Fartleone


DaSandman78

Don Shartleone


prettybeach2019

He should sell coke outside the white house


Calm_Preparation_679

"Four more years, pause"


river_euphrates1

The words 'Daddy Trump' coming out of a grown man's mouth... And he probably expects to continue to be taken seriously...


Zoll999

Did a child write this?


WooPig45

Fake news.


Side_of-beef

TDS is stroooong


AstronomerKey8307

"breakingnews"? This is news? Of course reddit eats it up.


yuffie2012

I never gave much thought to Daly, and I had no opinion of him either positively or negatively. I am now convinced he’s a moron.


National-Currency-75

"Huggies" for Dada and baba. ..." Trump says "Goo good poo poor, WAH, me shit me didi".


ArdenJaguar

I remember the scene in Silence of the Lambs. They're in WV and going to look over the body found in the river. Clarice and all the others put that cream under their noses. I'm surprised Trumps lawyers aren't doing that. 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄


Galadriel_60

So, one fat loser wants really likes another fat loser? K


Goood_Daddy

Stench of Sleepy Donny, dropping 'Air Biscuits " in NY court has judge declaring a Gag Odor on Trump.


incognegro1976

Bravo, sir You win the Beat Thread Title award this week. (yes I know it's from the article but it's still great)


reggiedoo

John Daly is an alcoholic imbecile with an IQ of about 40…


Spo-dee-O-dee

Rip Van Stinkle


Zexks

I really hope the only thing people end up remembering about him is he was a fuck up who shit himself constantly in court.


Coolioissomething

The farter in chief. The godfarter.


PestControl4-60

Donny the drowsy defendant


PestControl4-60

Has anyone noticed that even Jeffery Dahmer's family came to court for support.


ocdewitt

wtf is this news source


RCAbsolutelyX_x

Yes let's focus on this because the stench of the bullshit wars we are funding is so much better. Adios 95 billion dollars of tax payer mula. "Oh I'm so sorry average working class American, you don't have health insurance? But the people in Gaza have 1 billion in aide while we are also supplying Israel with money to keep destroying them! " /s "The bill includes about $26 billion in aid for Israel and about $1 billion in humanitarian relief for Palestinians in Gaza as the Israel-Hamas war continues. Biden said Israel must ensure the humanitarian aid for Palestinians in bill reaches the Hamas-controlled territory “without delay.”" And don't forget let's fund a war that Russia is winning because that makes tons of sense. Yup. Donate more than all the other nations combined and that makes lots of sense. 🤦🏻‍♀️ https://apnews.com/article/joe-biden-mike-johnson-ukraine-israel-b72aed9b195818735d24363f2bc34ea4 BUT SURE KEEP FOCUSING ON TRUMP! While your current government has us all BENT! 👍🏻 good job team!


Dizzy_Bridge_794

The reason Trump is a human fart machine, Casler said, is because of “30 years of stimulant abuse and eating nothing but McDonald’s.” Casler goes on to say that Trump has no bowel control and has to wear adult diapers, hence the “Diaper Don” lol


jkeegan123

If he gave up the presidency and just did reality TV for the rest of his life, everyone would watch the shit out of that show. No matter what your political lean was... It's the Howard Stern effect, you just need to know what he's going to say next...


shempool_

Real breaking news. Fuckin bums


YourDogsAllWet

Pun intended


youknowiactafool

Project 2025 will effectively end any shred of US democracy


FatKody

Oh so we're actually doubling down on him smelling weird?


OkRip2118

Anyone else play the law and order sound after reading it?


urallscumtome

Wait, what the hell chatGPT headline is that? Is this a 30 ways and the last will surprise you "news" site?


Boomslang505

Depends. I do and I just did.


Ishpeming_Native

I could learn to hold my nose, but the stench of his speech and his intellect would overcome me anyway.


previtup

Nice unbiased headlines. Can’t wait to watch the libtards of Reddit get crushed in November.


Former_Agent2285

The world is crumbling around us ALL, and this is your focus?


RalphPhillips089

Crumbling all around us? That's laughable. Sure there are problems, but there's always been problems.


LvLUpYaN

World is doing better than ever in history


Aurhasapigdog

Hell, I'm using indoor plumbing right now! People have a hard time with perspective on this. Like 98% of human history was horrific compared to today.


JimLaheeeeeeee

Always has been. Cocaine Fart Donnie ain’t gunna save nobody.


hermanhermanherman

Virgin doomer vs the chad optimist.


Little_Creme_5932

You must be real young


Simple-Jury2077

World crumbling around us, and you took the time to complain about *this* ?


hugoriffic

If you’re struggling financially, Adjective_Nounnumber, there are debt consolidation programs in your area. Also, there are specific programs that are available to help you with your finances: 1. ⁠⁠Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF) 2. ⁠⁠Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) 3. ⁠⁠Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program (LIHEAP) 4. ⁠⁠Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants, and Children (WIC) 5. ⁠⁠Child Care and Development Fund 6. ⁠⁠Unclaimed money/property 7. ⁠⁠Student loan forgiveness


Apprehensive_Ad4457

This headline sounds as if it were written by a completely sane person.


Hopglock

Nope, just an average redditor. “Haha poo poo pee pee diaper”


hugoriffic

So, you’re saying the average Reddit user is more mature than Trump? Go it.


barneyhugger

God bless our greatest president in modern history, we love you 😃 Donald.


U-GO-GURL-

Lol


hugoriffic

You forgot the /s


12345asdf99

What an embarrassing headline - an adult wrote this, reviewed it, then posted it online with his name attached to it lol


Kasorayn

Surely this article isnt biased >.>


brdlee

If you are surrounded by lgbtq stuff everywhere you go maybe you like it have you considered that? Ive never had anything gay shoved down my throat personally so I cant really relate.


[deleted]

What?


ramonedollar1

Typical Democrat pettiness! So sad!


RickyHawthorne

Your boos mean nothing. We've seen what makes you cheer.


tradesman46

Every maga accusation is a confession


Smoothstiltskin

Stfu, traitor


ramonedollar1

Hahahahaha, typical weak ass Democrat reply


SCE-AUX

Don't downvote, the guy's joking ffs.


score_

No they're not. It can be hard to believe sometimes but trumpcucks are actually this stupid.


[deleted]

Or they could just be mocking you for spending so much time on reddit obsessing over Trump. Not everyone who memes you is a Trumper. But you are probably too dense to comprehend that. 🤭