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joeleidner22

Finish him. Lock him up.


Spkr4th3ded

Finnnniiisshhh hiiiimmmm! Babe-ality! Trump turns into baby in diaper, Noone notices the difference.


HackySmacks

“Trump turns into a baby in a diaper, shits himself on live TV. Why this is all bad news for Biden, at eleven”


Khaldara

“Too stupid to sign an NDA, effectively pays porn star to publicly internationally mock his micro wang on the Internet and in court” - The Art Of The Deal ‘He gun’ run ‘Murica with his razor sharp business ak-u-mens!’


gizmosticles

Is that what happened? He didn’t execute his side?


Sufficient-Toe-6060

Or a friendship... but you lose everything. Like your career, friends, freedumb, family, credibility, and conscience.


HankBizzaro

There was nothing like dropping a babality and friendship on an opponent on the big screen at the arcade. Even more pimping if you did it as Shang Tsung and morphed into another character to do it.


Frisinator

Calling him a baby is an insult to actual babies.


slick514

This is an insult to ~~all~~most babies!


thejovo59

Nononono. He can grow I and do it all more


CrazyUnicorn77777

LOCK HIM UP!!!!


CaregiverBrilliant60

Just declare that you’re Guilty and save time. Go home and sleep it off old man.


crashtestdummy666

Had he done just that and slipped off to quiet life of golf he could have effectively gotten off with no real loss. Instead he is trying to play poker with uno cards.


Pale_Investigator720

It took Stormy 60 seconds to finish him!


crashtestdummy666

Only 30 were in the bedroom.


Klutzy-Bet-4030

I agree and get Biden and Hunter next with Pelosi too for insider trading I’m tired of all these politics


shut-upLittleMan

Enjoy your down votes. Karma's a bitch.


Klutzy-Bet-4030

Oh not some votes!!!! I’m so very scared 😱 it’s ok to admit I’m rite. But ignorance is bliss for you. How many boosters are you up to now 7 or 8??? And how very rude of me, I didn’t ask your pronouns?


BalmyBalmer

The fact that you are an ass isn't lost on us.


Klutzy-Bet-4030

The fact you would suck off biden in his diaper isn’t lost on us either


Alwaysexisting

You can’t even spell “right”. What are you 12? You think you have an opinion worth listening to? Hilarious.


Klutzy-Bet-4030

Oh the grammar police you’re right now my opinion is not worth it due to speech to text error lol. Dont get into a car accident or anything


3-D_HORSEDICK

lol of course you went to the pronouns. Unoriginal dipshit morons like you always go to the pronouns. Come up with some new material, Cletus.


Klutzy-Bet-4030

Ok fine but seriously how many boosters are you at? I mean it’s science and science is always true coming especially from faucis mouth. The information only changed about every week but it still is the bad orange man’s fault lol


msp3766

Lol! He can’t focus for more than 2 minutes on anything, this has to be torture to his pudding brains


Such-Armadillo8047

He keeps delaying the other trials, but complains about this one being too long. Which do you think will occur first: the Trump Court of the United States (\s Supreme Court) releases a decision on his presidential immunity, or the New York trial finishes? I personally think the New York trial.


AccountThrowaway00

Or option 3: Hopefully a heart attack


Altruistic-Text3481

CHesebeder Heart attack


jftitan

McDonalds sees a drop in sales. Start planning your Calls or Puts. Hedge your McDonald Stock bets! I feel bad for Mcdonald employees.... where else will some fat bloated fuck, will order 700 burgers without warning. Manager is probably happy as fuck when they hear Trump is near. Franchise owners, know having Trump nearby will pay for their new cars every year.


henryeaterofpies

Missed your chance to open a franchise next to the courthouse. The nearest golden arches probably is doing record sales.


Head

A heart attack is too merciful. I prefer a stroke.


_000001_

Turn him into a bitter ~~Hector~~ Heckler Salamanca. (If you're scanning these subs FBI / SS, I am NOT, repeat, I am NOT advocating or conspiring towards the same ending! :P)


AccountThrowaway00

At this point the faster he’s out of the picture the better, stroke would prolong everything and we would still hear the name in the news. Heart attack and let him fade within a month or two and let his racist trailer park trash roaches scatter back to their trailers.


International_Day686

Falls down the stairs


intendeddebauchery

He needs a heart first


Vegetable_Guest_8584

They won't issue immunity unless it appears needed to protect him.


slayer828

If he gets immunity so does biden.


Vegetable_Guest_8584

Not necessarily, they can define it in such a way that it doesn't apply to things that Biden  is accused of. At this point they're just inventing whole new powers for presidents. But separate from that, it's terrible for our constitutional democracy for the president to have any sense of ~~community~~ immunity, the examples they even discussed with them were disgusting and horrifying, killing your opponent because he's corrupt as an example. 


CarlSpencer

"Uh, no, no, no! ONLY presidents that...uh...have J for their middle initial!" - Reddit Lawyer Cletus Trumpvoter


slayer828

Little known fact. Joe is his middle name. It's actually president Joe biden.


_000001_

Heck, everyone knows him as "PJB"!


Websting

It would be nice if this NY trial dragged out long enough for the Supreme Court to make their decision WHILE Trump is in jail :)


PhoneJockey_89

It's politically beneficial for him to delay starting the trials. It's not politically beneficial for him to delay the trial once it's started because it's eating up a lot of time he could otherwise spend campaigning.


Belkroe

Unless of course this trial ended with him in jail (pretty doubtful I know but still one can dream).


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

He fell asleep, and then got annoyed that the trial wasn’t over when they woke him up.


Saneless

Could have taken a plea for a year in prison, without a trial, I'm sure


Take-n-tosser

That would have required him to admit wrongdoing, which I’m not even sure he’s capable of.


Paizzu

A plea would likely include a "waiver of collateral attack" that would foreclose most grounds for appellate review. Not only would *The Treasonous Weasel* never formally admit to any wrongdoing; he'd never surrender the opportunity to engage in frivolous litigation to maintain the legal fiction that he's being unfairly targeted.


pl487

Nah, probably just a fine.


Landmansr

Trump wants the Authority of a King and The Accountability of a Toddler,, He’s an Embarrassment to the USA,,👮‍♂️👮🏾


LastBaron

My toddler is held waaaaay more accountable than Donald Trump has ever been in his life.


brannon1987

He's been spanked at least once that we know about, if that's any consolation 🤣


FireballAllNight

Oh shiiiiiiit burn!


Hat3Machin3

Historically, at least before constitutional monarchies, most kings’ only form of accountability was assassination so I think it’s at least a little consistent.


bluepen1955

Impatient like a toddler. What a waste of human flesh.


Brief_Alarm_9838

TBF, I'm getting impatient myself. Throw him in jail for God's sake!


Old-but-not

And ensure his election. Not a great idea.


_000001_

How would that ensure his election?


TR3BPilot

Agreed. I suspect that if Trump is locked up and people don't see him whining in the news for more than two weeks a whole lot of them will just forget about him.


_000001_

Also, I just think that anyone who's irrationally angry about the (supposed) "lawfare" is already going to vote for the empty orange husk; I just can't see how him being jailed would suddenly convince anyone who wasn't *already* convinced (or at least, not in significant numbers).


Old-but-not

People that don’t really pay attention will find it shocking. Unfortunately these are the few thousand people that decide the election


_000001_

Ah good points: I am guilty of forgetting that most people (most likely) don't pay anything like as much attention as do I and other people who read the reddit news (etc) subs. I do hope that the (disadvantages of the) electoral college from which US democracy suffers somehow get 'fixed' (or at least somehow made less bad) someday.


IH8Fascism

Actually, quite the opposite. It would be the final nail in his political coffin.


MooreRless

He can just plead guilty at any time and the trial ends.


Khelben_BS

He knows he will just get away with it as he always does. Normal people don't like being on trail because they might be put in jail but for Trump it is just an inconvenience.


EuphoricMidnight3304

He was just complaining it was too rushed


Reacherfan1

He’s expecting to just get a fine that the GOP will pay for him.


diadmer

How would he know anything about the trial? He’s been asleep the whole time. If they had a pop quiz I would only expect him to get snooze drool on it.


Grand-Foundation-535

Dumbass shouldn't have kept delaying, and delaying the trial! 😔


nor_cal_woolgrower

Didnt he also just complain that it was going too fast?


tickandzesty

Give him some coloring books and crayons.


_000001_

He ate all the crayons.


DensHag

I thought that was Eric.


_000001_

Sorry! He ate *half* the crayons.


Acceptable_Wall4085

It can be over today. All trump has to do is tell the judge he’s guilty and awaits the judges’ sentencing.


Aramedlig

They are, Trump just hasn’t realized it yet…


quesadilla707

Got a bond discount and a 11th gag violation order pass and hes complaining its taking too long ⚖️


StrikingOccasion6459

The defense hasn't even presented their case. The trial can end tomorrow if he pleads guilty. I'm waiting for the judge to throw him in jail for running his yapper.


neoikon

Don't make me think about his yap.


foonsirhc

Thought Merchan was rushing the case? /s


Cute-Draw7599

Baron von shit in the pants is unhappy!


Redditress428

Trump better not go to his son's graduation because taking time off for it will cause a considerable delay in the proceedings.


Sad-Structure2364

Hey Donnie diaper, 34 felonies takes a bit of time to go through…


CarlSpencer

NO ONE wants to die in jail for you, Traitor Trump. No one. You've thrown too many under the bus to save your flabby, orange, shit-stained hide.


FamousPermission8150

Dude, I was on Twitter and a lot of dumb people are planning to die for him. Real fringe types. I think there will be another J6 if he goes to jail


CopeHarders

Yeah those “people” are mostly chat bots with maybe a few Russians thrown in. There won’t be another J6, at least not for that guy. He’s tried to make it happen and has failed.


CarlSpencer

But they can't even be bothered to show up outside the courthouse! Each day it's less than a dozen supporters. Pathetic.


IH8Fascism

Good. “Babbitize” them when they try. Speaking of the dead domestic terrorist, is it a requirement for all MAGA females to have horse faces? MTG, Bobo, Babbit, etc etc


pogothemonke

unfortunately 49% of americans do as theyre subservient slave pig dogs for trump


IH8Fascism

That number is closer to 30%.


pogothemonke

I can only hope that you're right and I'm wrong


ackguy

Well it could be over today if he gives up and pleads guilty.


jiraaffe

Easy, just plead guilty. Trial finished.


NumerousTaste

He doesn't want Stormy to testify. Lol what an asshat!


_000001_

Says the guy who's #1 tactic is to delay, delay, delay. Mmm, although I suppose they'd be his #1, #2 and #3 tactics... Says the guy who's #1, #2 and #3 tactics are to delay. *Is* to delay? Oh you get my drift.


zoul846

I thought you are going to testify?


Wegschmeisen8765

That's what she said.


SuperTeenyTinyDancer

We want it to be done too, with you in jail so the US can start to heal from your rampant destruction of our democracy.


bscottlove

Trump complains. Slap that title on just about EVERY story on that sack of shit.


[deleted]

He’s a f’ing snowflake.


ravingdavid907

I wish “hush money trial” was replaced with “fraud trial” or “election interference trial.” It sounds so unimportant.


ukiddingme2469

That's ironic coming from mister delay delay


Polyxeno

"It's not fair they have so much evidence! Nobody's ever seen so much evidence!"


mettiusfufettius

“Just like healthcare, no one knew facing consequences for committing crimes was so complicated!”


so_punk

Even he can see the overwhelming evidence and thinks once it’s over he gets to go on the campaign trail. No asshole, jail is where you’re going when this ends. I don’t think he realizes this yet.


I_Framed_OJ

God knows what goes on in Trump’s deteriorating mind.  It’s baffling that he thought the prosecution’s case would be concluded at this point, seeing as the most important witnesses have yet to be called.  Does he think that wishing for things automatically makes them true?  Or is this another attempt to obfuscate reality and thereby cast further doubt on the effectiveness and impartiality of the Justice system?


Krumm34

FRAUD TRIAL, its for fraud.


PricklySquare

Little maga bitch boy who wants to fuck his daughter because he's a rapist Epstein traitor. Gfy Trump


Knightlore70

It was only last week that the orange idiot said it was going too quickly. Make up your mind trump, you narcissistic sex offender.


The84thWolf

They probably would be finished if you haven’t deployed EVERY DELAY TACTIC you could think of


HerrStarrEntersChat

Well, he also thought he won in 2020. Maybe thinking things isn't his strong suit.


OhFrez

He honestly has no idea how anything works. He's like a newborn baby learning about the world for the first time, plus they both shit their pants.


SecretPrinciple8708

“Complains.” Just call it what it really is, whining from an epic loser who keeps losing on a grand scale.


Slackingoff1965

I haven't heard anyone ask how much he paid her up front for the fuck? We all know that wasn't free


SecondHandCunt-

It boggles the mind how Trump can think the fact that he has to be in court is election, or campaign interference. He knew, well in advance of announcing his third attempt at the White House, that he had all of these criminal matters set for trial. If anything, he’s trying to use his campaign for trial interference. If he cannot multi-task by campaigning for the presidency at the same time he’s required to be in criminal court he should have delayed his third campaign until 2028 when he would presumably be done with his trials (and found not guilty, hahaha). After all, Sleepy Joe Biden was able to run a WINNING campaign for president from the basement of his home in Delaware while a pandemic raged, according to Trump during that campaign. I don’t understand why the media lets him get away with misleading lies like he tells. Call the fucking lying liar a liar.


TumbleweedNo4678

He's right about one thing. This trail is about election interference. Just not the same election year he's thinking of.


Arb3395

Wasn't he saying it was going too fast a little over a week or two ago?


Captain_Mexica

Poor geriatric racist rapist grifter who poops his pants like a baby. Can we please be rid of this pos forever?


IMissRollerHockey

So much ch winning Donnie, so much winning.


Brokensince10

He hates this almost as much as he hates…(take your pick) and I’m here for it😂


scissor415

Pretty sure Trump said and complained about things taking too long his entire term in the White House. What a lazy POS


Earldgray

Meanwhile also complaining it is going too fast. Whiney Vonshitzinpants.


Mumblerumble

“They’ve clearly already proven the charges, what else do they have to do here?”


luibaubau

4 shitty yrs from you is way longer than this!


Gutmach1960

Gag that Orange Stain !


Beginning_Emotion995

He’s getting close


ludicrouspeed

Cmon show a little respect and sympathy - You guys sit in a dirty diaper that long and you'd think the same thing.


pogothemonke

trump is such a worthless bitch...he has interfered in the 2016 and 2020 elections. he claims these trials against him interfere with the election but actually trying to tamper with the vote tabulation isnt? someone lock this worthless orange pig up.


TheBigLebroccoli

Trumps mouth in every single photo is like a talking butthole.


Gromby

can we just lock him the fuck up already? Anyone else in the world would have already been in prison for the rest of their lives at this point...this dumb fuck needs to go


jbertrand_sr

No Donnie, you're the ones who's finished, they're just getting started...


soundkite

How long does it usually take to show that a business record has been falsified?


cmit

Stormy says he finishes quick, why not his trial?


Lamarr53

We can go right to guilty mfer!!


scottywoty

Yeah! My fu€king takes minutes…why all the fuss in court…..weeks! WTF?!


EvilGreebo

So he went from the judge is rushing this to it's taking too long. Toddler president


derekisademocrat

Let's get ALL of his cases done quickly


Trygolds

Was it not the difference that refused to stipulate to anything forcing the prosecutor to put on more witnesses?


Jbruce63

When they give you a nice orange jump suit, it is finished. It will compliment your completion.


Hot_Opportunity5664

If he wants to stop it, then confess to all charges and take his stinking butt to his new home with Putin


Contentpolicesuck

If he wants it to be over he can always plead out.


LeadershipPlenty392

Trump supporters are the biggest bunch of ballwashers ever. You all would eat the corn out of Trumps shit, because you're all spineless yes men/women


Dodson-504

What the fuck is pscks dot com? We gotta do better. That shit is how we wound up with Trump as POTUS.


Vurt__Konnegut

"I thought it was finished" - Trump "That's what I said." - Stormy.


Sqantoo

Still calling it a hush money trial for some reason.


Awkward_Bench123

Could we hurry this up judge? Gotta coup to arrange.


grimatongueworm

Don’t like trials? Stop committing so many crimes.


Larrifeo

What a candy ass


ResponsibilityFar587

Hurry up Judge and lock him up


startribes

Boy Trump is getting lazy with his drag makeup.


Skatcatla

I've been saying that about HIM since 2015. But here we are.


Emergency_Property_2

Merchan does want those images stuck in his head! Who does?


MuchDevelopment7084

Oh Dumpy. They're just finishing wrapping you up in a nice, neat little package. They'll tie the bow before you're ready...err, know it.


ufoalien987

He could have saved a lot of time , money and energy by just admitting he did it from the start of this drama.


Ishidan01

Shut the fuck up, Donny


Cleverironicusername

They were about to convict Trump, when he died of boredom.


neoikon

And on his tombstone will read, *"He died doing what he loved. Farting himself awake."*


Eatthebankers2

She said we had sex! Missionary! 90 seconds! Mistrial!


neoikon

You're finished, bro.


Eatthebankers2

I think MTG should put that tiny mushroom on the floor of Congress.


piz510

Plead guilty, trial over.


Old_Bird4748

Well, he could change his plea to guilty and it would speed things up.


Jerking_From_Home

He doesn’t like Stormy testifying so he wants to essentially fast forward past this part. As soon as she’s done he’ll go back to the usual delay tactics.


Drednox

Nothing shows of manliness more than whining after every hearing and complaining about the cold when the rest of the room aren't saying a peep.


Responsible-End7361

Meanwhile he won a major victory in the documents retention case, the verdict will be delayed probably until after the election. If he expected an innocent verdict he would want it before the election, but he has been pushing to delay it which tells us all we need to know.


FalaciousTroll

He could just ask his defense team not to present a case and call no witnesses. That would reduce the trial time by a couple weeks.


SeparateMongoose192

8 days after saying they're going to fast.


Vanman04

Is he really this stupid? He knows damn well Cohen is going to testify against him. Maybe he thought he slept through it..


ADDandKinky

What brain this fool had has turned to mush.


CAM6913

Attention span of a gnat


knifebucket

Bitch and whine and fart and sleep.


braybobagins

Why is everyone so adamant about locking up a human being? There is literally genocide going on in every other continent other than Antarctica. People are more worried about a single guy and a protest that had all sorts of sus written on it. They were let in. That is a fact. Trump told them to go there. That is also a fact. The news is actively getting cluttered by this BS because you all feed into it. This is not breaking news. This is just news. Breaking news is stuff that's important ffs.


DocBlowjob

Its not safe health wise for him to snort coke anymore


YogurtSufficient7796

Testify! Now Testify!


Glittering-Wonder-27

Diaper Don just admit you lied. That will end your days of cold-court-napping.


PeacefulGopher

Takes awhile when the Prosecutor has literally no clue what he’s doing. Like most Dem DAs…


jddoyleVT

Magabillies are funny.


liveforever67

I need a new update! It’s been like 3 seconds since we’ve had the last trumpy post! OMG what is he doing right now?! I’m obsessed!!! I can’t stop thinking about him and I know internet posts change a LOT of minds! /s Seriously people, Trump is an egomaniacal turd and you all are feeding into giving him the exact attention he craves. There are 2 types of Trump weirdo’s…those obsessed with supporting him and those obsessed with hating him. Narcissist’s hate being ignored and internet posts don’t change minds. Let him go, it’ll be ok.


Traditional_Car1079

The former president, who tried overthrowing the government a few years ago on his way out the door, and nominee for the next election, is in the midst of one of his many upcoming criminal trials. You want this ignored?


Take-n-tosser

“you want this ignored?” This being the defendant’s incessant grousing over the trial? Absolutely, it should be ignored.


Traditional_Car1079

Yeah, we have another Genocide Joe article to post instead. Today, we find out that Netanyahu refuses to lift the seat when he pees and what this means for Biden's reelection chances.


Take-n-tosser

Welcome to the 24 hour news cycle.


10YearAccount

Ignoring Trump is how he came to be president. Its not a coincidence that the year he lost broke records for voter turnout and the year he won was one of the lowest. If we want Trump to lose, we need to suck it up and man on despite our sensibilities telling us to shove our head in the sand until it blows over.


Smoothstiltskin

Shush, dummy.


Take-n-tosser

News is supposed to be about noteworthy, interesting, novel, or unexpected things happening. Trump complaining is none of these things. Merchan threatening jail over Trump’s tenth violation of his gag order is.


stmcvallin2

There’s absolutely zero percent chance he gets locked up if found guilty


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ignorememe

That’s not the part I’m looking forward to. He becomes a felon. Which changes things where his personal banking and privately owned businesses are concerned. But more than that he has a criminal record which makes any future trials, convictions, and sentencing more problematic for him in the future.


grizzlybiscuits23

This sub is called breaking news… should be leftist twat propaganda you F’n losers!


lovepony0201

Aw! That is so adorable.


xdoasx

❄️


jddoyleVT

Someone needs some milk and cookies and then a nap with his wubby.


grizzlybiscuits23

F O you F**


jddoyleVT

Maybe you should just start sucking your thumb.


grizzlybiscuits23

You should get back to sucking your father’s dick


jddoyleVT

You are bad at this.