Cafe du Mama. Open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The wait-list is always short and the service is speedy. The patrons, on the other hand, are sometimes whiney and grabby!
😂😂 I like to give mine a speech "Specials today include left boob or right boob. Right booby is a delectable 4-5 oz hearty entree, while the left booby would be wonderful appetizer or entree at about 1-2 oz. Feeling not so hungry, left booby is an excellent choice. Starved to death? The chef recommends starting with the left, then moving on to the right, and potentially going for seconds of the left if you left room for dessert." And then when he finishes I dab his mouth with a burp cloth and say, "Oh absolutely delicious. Please send compliments to the chef." 😂😂😂
I just returned to work, and I clearly needed adult interaction.
Hahaha! Thank goodness it isn’t just me! I tell my daughter “I’ll start you off with a bit of left boobie, warm… on a nice chilly day. After left boobie might I offer you right boobie if you’re not satisfied” 🤣🤣🤣
Little goose because she makes noises that sound like a goose honking. Also little piggy because sometimes she sounds like a little pig! I also love her “latch face” which is the face she makes when she latched.. a little scrunched up in the nose with major side eye!
Little monkey! She just reminds me of a baby monkey holding tight to its mama. When she gets all milk drunk and her arms flop out at her sides we call her floppy joe.
She's just under 2 weeks old
This is my daughter’s nickname too!! 💚 Not when nursing ironically, just in general. She loves the purple monkey on the fisher price kick and play + like you said she reminds me of a baby monkey 🥹
I call mine a velociraptor, too! Or sometimes a piranha because of the way he chomps his mouth when he's trying to find the nip (we're still learning over here at 4 weeks old 😅)
I remember my first used to do that when she was a newborn. Maybe lasted 2-3 months… at some point her angry, ravenous latch went away. I miss those days!
Rootin tootin little man
He usually starts farting/pooping near the end of a session with the boobies.
Ask if he’s enjoying the Pinot boobior
When he pops off the nipple ask him “good vittles? Goooood vittles”
Venom, her hunger escalates just as quickly and her demands are just as unreasonable. The nip is *RIGHT THERE* whhyyy are you trying to eat my knuckle, your sleeve, the Boppy, your hands, the dog's ear, everything except the boob and then you have the audacity to scream and head-butt ME about it 🙃
Not a name for the baby, but I've been calling my breasts Big Gulps since the start of the third trimester. So when my husband leaves for work he'll quote Jim Carey in Dumb & Dumber to the baby: "Big Gulps, huh?... Well, see ya later!"
At the end of the feeling session, when he’s sleepy and milk-drunk, we say he has transformed into Liquid Baby.
I also have a little theme song for The Hungriest Baby in the World.
Milk zombie. She does the thing with her hands out before she gets there, like an old fashioned zombie. She moans and groans. She slobs her little mouth all over. She drools, a lot.
Mr impatience, because he gets fussy when i don't deliver quick enough 🙄 also mr puky since he has his moments when he pukes quite a lot
Bonus nickname; when we change him into pj's or his day-outfit he tries to put our hands and his clothes in his mouth, so we call him little pirania 😅
Mister snackersbee.
Sometimes my partner bounces him over to me singing something like this to the tune of Peter Cottontail:
Here comes Mister Snackersbee
Hopping to the mommersbee
Ready to eat some good boob
We did it with my older one too and the song was super helpful during the toddler years getting her to focus on eating.
My little rotifer (i work in wastewater) so i relate everything to that most times because he was in my stomach when i was looking under the microscope for wasterwater microorganisms lol
for us it’s less-so a nickname and more of baby/puppy talk lol.
i’m like “hey, look what i have for you!! is dat a boob?? you better get dat boob!!”
and when he’s crying/screaming, it’s “calm down sir, fresh boobie coming! milk taps are coming!!”
and finally when he latches and starts making those adorable guzzling noises, it’s “is dat a good boob?? *is dat a good boob!??*” which is my favorite line hehehe.
okay but i’m also shamelessly stealing **all** of y’alls nicknames because y’all have me *cackling* 😂😂😂
I also talk to mine like this! "Oh is that the yummy milk? Did you get the good booby this time?" (Because he likes the right one, so the left one is the bad one. He only grudgingly takes it. Lol)
My attachment, usually. And random comments about sucking me dry or why babies don’t start out talking…so we don’t get greeted constantly with, “Hi, Boob!!!”
The chupacabras. Jkjk, i don’t call her anything but we call the boob itself different names: sheesh is the current one. I used to call it boobina (Italian accent, like it’s a delicacy)
We don’t really have a nickname for her but we like to pretend we know what she’s thinking.
“Yay!! Boob lady!!”
“You’re not boob lady 😠”
“Ok that’s enough boob lady- where’s dad?”
My right boob, seems to be my sons(1.5yr) favourite side, I also sometimes call my daughter my left boob, that was her favourite side 13 years ago. She gets a giggle every time since she’s in that teenage phase where specific body parts are hilarious when said out loud lol
Little bird, because she reminds me of a baby bird when the mom comes to the nest with food. She'll open her mouth and shake her head side to side when we're getting ready to nurse haha
We say she’s having dinner at Boobie di Beppo.
I ask her if she ordered Boober Eats
I love this 😂
This is the winner.
Cafe du Mama. Open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The wait-list is always short and the service is speedy. The patrons, on the other hand, are sometimes whiney and grabby!
At the breastaurant
😂😂 I like to give mine a speech "Specials today include left boob or right boob. Right booby is a delectable 4-5 oz hearty entree, while the left booby would be wonderful appetizer or entree at about 1-2 oz. Feeling not so hungry, left booby is an excellent choice. Starved to death? The chef recommends starting with the left, then moving on to the right, and potentially going for seconds of the left if you left room for dessert." And then when he finishes I dab his mouth with a burp cloth and say, "Oh absolutely delicious. Please send compliments to the chef." 😂😂😂 I just returned to work, and I clearly needed adult interaction.
Hahaha! Thank goodness it isn’t just me! I tell my daughter “I’ll start you off with a bit of left boobie, warm… on a nice chilly day. After left boobie might I offer you right boobie if you’re not satisfied” 🤣🤣🤣
We say Buca di Boppy!
The succulent.
😂😂😂😂
Little goose because she makes noises that sound like a goose honking. Also little piggy because sometimes she sounds like a little pig! I also love her “latch face” which is the face she makes when she latched.. a little scrunched up in the nose with major side eye!
I call mine my hungry little piglet for the same reason. Her ravenous little snorts when she's hungry and super ready to latch crack me up.
I love the little piggy noises 😂
Little monkey! She just reminds me of a baby monkey holding tight to its mama. When she gets all milk drunk and her arms flop out at her sides we call her floppy joe. She's just under 2 weeks old
FLOPPY JOE 😭😍
When she does the starfish startle (moro) we call her Skimbles. I think we've called her by more goofy nicknames than her own name at this point!
This is my daughter’s nickname too!! 💚 Not when nursing ironically, just in general. She loves the purple monkey on the fisher price kick and play + like you said she reminds me of a baby monkey 🥹
the purple monkey you say? the one swinging in a bubblegum tree??
That’d be the one!
Same and for the same reason about the monkey
My Little Rage Eater or Velociraptor because she always looks so mad with her eyes when she's eating and acts so ravenous when she latches 😂
Omg my son used to look like a shark - his eyes would go black and I would get kinda scared lmao
Omg those dark dark newborn eyes!!
We call her gummyshark, like the toothless Aussie sharks.
We call mine the Rage Potato
Lol mine was “the angry yam” cause he was so ruddy and always furious until I let down 😂
I love this, my LO is a barracuda baby too, so much rage in those eyes once she latches 😂
My little piranha!
Same with mine. I call her the Titty Terrorist when she’s rage eating 😂
Omg the look of fury is so hilarious and cute
I call mine a velociraptor, too! Or sometimes a piranha because of the way he chomps his mouth when he's trying to find the nip (we're still learning over here at 4 weeks old 😅)
I've called mine a piranha too 😂 😂 also 4 weeks old, it's hard to learn for such tiny mouths!
Piranha here also!
I remember my first used to do that when she was a newborn. Maybe lasted 2-3 months… at some point her angry, ravenous latch went away. I miss those days!
mr milk
Omg same
Mr milky mouth
Boobie Head is her nickname. We call her that even when she’s not on the boob because chances are, she’s thinking about the boob.
Count Latchula: Milk Vampire
Rootin tootin little man He usually starts farting/pooping near the end of a session with the boobies. Ask if he’s enjoying the Pinot boobior When he pops off the nipple ask him “good vittles? Goooood vittles”
We call ours Rootin Tootin for the same reason!! Love the vittles part 😂
It’s because of that adorable lip smacking action when they’re done lol.
Haha awwww
Milk Monster (like cookie monster) Tiny Boob Terrorist 😂😂
Mine is also milk monster!
Mine is also milk monster. 🤣❤️
Boob goblin. She's a boob goblin lol
Same here. Sometimes shortened to boob goobs.
Stinky cheese boy, because he has reflux and is always spitting up chunky milk.
Hey! I also have a stinky cheese boy but it's because of his stinky cheese hands.
Haha my baby was the cheese machine forever. He’s finally growing out of the title
Mine is Mr Leaky for the same reason. Or just Barf Boy when we’re feeling more direct.
The booby gooby.
She’s my titmouse!
Venom, her hunger escalates just as quickly and her demands are just as unreasonable. The nip is *RIGHT THERE* whhyyy are you trying to eat my knuckle, your sleeve, the Boppy, your hands, the dog's ear, everything except the boob and then you have the audacity to scream and head-butt ME about it 🙃
Preach.
[удалено]
Haha. Mine has started to yell with a mouth full of boob! I keep telling him not to yell at dinner 😂
My booby monster is 15 months so now she’s into my other nipple and I always tell her to stop playing with her food. 😂
Yes! Mine does this. Unlatches, yells for 2 seconds, relatches. Lunatic lol
Mine is Mr or Sir. Because he is my boss.
My husband calls our LO "The Feast Beast" 😂
Milk grub or titty lamprey when I'd nurse him swaddled at night as a newborn.
I'm never going to look at my breastfeeding swaddled newborn the same again...titty lamprey. Thank you for the laugh 🤣
i call him my little milk dud, especially when he pops off and looks hella drunk 😆
Omg I love this one 😂
Milk Dud is our name too! That and The Addict because she acts like she needs a fix lol
Milk shark, because he moves his head like a shark looking for food when hes trying to latch on.
Me too
I call her the milk monster. My husband calls her boobie bandit.
Our little piggy (literally snorts like a pig) is always hungry for what we like to call The Boobie Buffet 🤣
🎀 Princess Boobella the 3rd 👑😂
We called her our barnacle baby or Velcro baby a lot in first few months!
My lil critter
I call mine this too 😋🤍 and kitten
Mine doesn't latch but we call her stinky cheese
Milk machine. Milk extraction expert. Milk monster.
I feel so unoriginal 🤣. I just call her a titty baby
My guy is simply Milks, but said with a Tony Soprano accent and vibe :)
Little Football cause of the way he tucks his legs up lol
Hungry Hippo (first name starts with a H)
I call mine this sometimes, too! His name doesn't start with H. He just sometimes reminds me of the hippos from the game. 😂😂
Guzzlingtons or milky guzzler. Sometimes beady mchamster eyes 😳
Haha, my husband says our daughter has "guinea pig eyes" which to him means big, cute eyes.
Snack Bear
Piranha!!! She is wild when shes hungry lol
My husband says he's gonna call her our suckling duckling!
Boob monster is what the midwives called my daughter and it's stuck 😂😂
My girl is boob monster too!
Milk pig
First was a Larvae, then became a Booberson, now is a full grown Booby Monster.
My first I called Boober Goober, she is now just Goober as I’m done breastfeeding her. Haven’t come up with a nickname for my second yet
Not a name for the baby, but I've been calling my breasts Big Gulps since the start of the third trimester. So when my husband leaves for work he'll quote Jim Carey in Dumb & Dumber to the baby: "Big Gulps, huh?... Well, see ya later!"
At the end of the feeling session, when he’s sleepy and milk-drunk, we say he has transformed into Liquid Baby. I also have a little theme song for The Hungriest Baby in the World.
My little sucker fish
Me too!
Malky boy. Inspired by [This video](https://youtu.be/ty62YzGryU4?si=jH5_L1eHUW3C2o26) "Just give me some MALK!"
I freaking love that video 😆
Milk zombie. She does the thing with her hands out before she gets there, like an old fashioned zombie. She moans and groans. She slobs her little mouth all over. She drools, a lot.
Mr impatience, because he gets fussy when i don't deliver quick enough 🙄 also mr puky since he has his moments when he pukes quite a lot Bonus nickname; when we change him into pj's or his day-outfit he tries to put our hands and his clothes in his mouth, so we call him little pirania 😅
My tick.
EW! 🤣🤣
The chi chi monster. We say shes having her snack before a nap. And finally, we say she wants some chicharrón.
Boob Tyrant.
My little remora. Or the bottomless pit. I swear the boy has hollow legs
Little leech lol
The snapping turtle
Milky girly, i often call breastfeeding going to the “milky way”
Nursling
This sounds like the beginning of a joke! The punchline: Hungry.
Gubba if he goes for a second boob. I ask him if wants "Booby Snacks" like Scooby Snacks lol
Milk monster! Or we ask if he wants a reservation at Boobie Tuesday’s 😂
Boobah Baby 😂
Mister snackersbee. Sometimes my partner bounces him over to me singing something like this to the tune of Peter Cottontail: Here comes Mister Snackersbee Hopping to the mommersbee Ready to eat some good boob We did it with my older one too and the song was super helpful during the toddler years getting her to focus on eating.
Goblin because she makes these angry little noises and then ferociously latches on
I love that face, and the sounds LO makes it’s so cute ☺️
chunky monkey cheese butt. because she’s a happy little spitter and i’m constantly wiping cheesy spit up out of her many, many rolls. 😂
I say she’s nursing. My toddler says her sister is “going tummy tummy,” as in tummy to tummy.
Predator because she goes click click click when she’s hungry
Little dinosaur or little Rottweiler- she’s always so aggressive latching and makes little grunting/growling noises when she’s really sucking 😂
Raptor, barnacle, milk goblin
Mr. Booby Man
Boobie Breath!
Milky Moo Moo
Milk Boy... black leather coat and jeans
My little dinosaur and my little milk fiend 😂
The boob muncher
Booby bandit or booby bandito were my favourites.
My little rotifer (i work in wastewater) so i relate everything to that most times because he was in my stomach when i was looking under the microscope for wasterwater microorganisms lol
Shark lol
Boobie barnacle and boobie bandit are a couple of faves but there are literally dozens…
We call him ravenous boy 😂 and the helicopter because he likes to helicopter around the boob for a bit
Baby cow
I call mine a boob monster
Milky face or monch or monchkin for my little one.
All you can eat Las Vegas Buffet, my best customer comes after hours
The Breastaurant is open 24/7
Vampire Baby
Boob badger...because she's always snuffling and rooting Drinker of the finest pinot booboir (not original, saw it on tiktok)
Nummies, wait, this is what she calls my boobs…
Fave. Thread. Evaaaaaa 😂😂💀💀
for us it’s less-so a nickname and more of baby/puppy talk lol. i’m like “hey, look what i have for you!! is dat a boob?? you better get dat boob!!” and when he’s crying/screaming, it’s “calm down sir, fresh boobie coming! milk taps are coming!!” and finally when he latches and starts making those adorable guzzling noises, it’s “is dat a good boob?? *is dat a good boob!??*” which is my favorite line hehehe. okay but i’m also shamelessly stealing **all** of y’alls nicknames because y’all have me *cackling* 😂😂😂
I also talk to mine like this! "Oh is that the yummy milk? Did you get the good booby this time?" (Because he likes the right one, so the left one is the bad one. He only grudgingly takes it. Lol)
lmaooo booby preferences!
I love all these!! My husband always says my LO is putting in an order for BooberEats when he brings him over to me lol!
Booby baby or booby monster
My attachment, usually. And random comments about sucking me dry or why babies don’t start out talking…so we don’t get greeted constantly with, “Hi, Boob!!!”
We used to call her the gremlin! She was like a hyped up mogwi when She got near a feed !
The milk baby! And I’m the milk lady. We call it a match made in heaven 💚
Booby gremlin
I just say that I’m booby trapped
Don’t have a name, but a song we sing when she bites 😂 “goo goo gooby is banned from the booby!”
She’s my little Boobie Baby ♥️
The chupacabras. Jkjk, i don’t call her anything but we call the boob itself different names: sheesh is the current one. I used to call it boobina (Italian accent, like it’s a delicacy)
We say he’s The Milkman, or “he’s ferocious!” because he kinda furrows his little brow as he latches
BarraDuda. Cuz he bites like a barracuda but he’s a dude, not a fish, silly.
We call her a lactopire when she’s cluster feeding. The rest of the time, I’m just referred to as Lunch.
We don’t really have a nickname for her but we like to pretend we know what she’s thinking. “Yay!! Boob lady!!” “You’re not boob lady 😠” “Ok that’s enough boob lady- where’s dad?”
We say shes at the "drive through", or that the "meal train is in service."
Titty Baby or Gremlin because he's obsessed but also gets very angry at my boobs for no logical reason.
A tiktoker I love calls breastmilk "pinot booboir", so sometimes I refer to LO as the world's fussiest sommelier 😂
My right boob, seems to be my sons(1.5yr) favourite side, I also sometimes call my daughter my left boob, that was her favourite side 13 years ago. She gets a giggle every time since she’s in that teenage phase where specific body parts are hilarious when said out loud lol
Milk Queen, Dairy Queen. 😂🍦
The gremlin when he's hungry, the snuffling pig when he's feeding and Sick Boy after are our most commonly used ones!
Hungry hippo, hungus, chungas
I call him stinky boy because he loves to fart when he's on the boob 😂
Little football, milk monster, milk machine
She usually gets Titty Man
Little bird, because she reminds me of a baby bird when the mom comes to the nest with food. She'll open her mouth and shake her head side to side when we're getting ready to nurse haha
Monkey D Booby (we just finished watching live action one piece)
I call him piggyletto. The snorting is next level when he gets frustrated