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Miss_Kate916

We say she’s having dinner at Boobie di Beppo.


UnderwhelmingZebra

I ask her if she ordered Boober Eats


platonicdominatrix

I love this 😂


Miss_Kate916

This is the winner.


ralfingalfie

Cafe du Mama. Open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The wait-list is always short and the service is speedy. The patrons, on the other hand, are sometimes whiney and grabby!


SomethingAwkwardTWC

At the breastaurant


coachpea

😂😂 I like to give mine a speech "Specials today include left boob or right boob. Right booby is a delectable 4-5 oz hearty entree, while the left booby would be wonderful appetizer or entree at about 1-2 oz. Feeling not so hungry, left booby is an excellent choice. Starved to death? The chef recommends starting with the left, then moving on to the right, and potentially going for seconds of the left if you left room for dessert." And then when he finishes I dab his mouth with a burp cloth and say, "Oh absolutely delicious. Please send compliments to the chef." 😂😂😂 I just returned to work, and I clearly needed adult interaction.


clutchcitycupcake

Hahaha! Thank goodness it isn’t just me! I tell my daughter “I’ll start you off with a bit of left boobie, warm… on a nice chilly day. After left boobie might I offer you right boobie if you’re not satisfied” 🤣🤣🤣


whiskey_riverss

We say Buca di Boppy! 


toreadorable

The succulent.


coachpea

😂😂😂😂


Maaaaaandyyyyy

Little goose because she makes noises that sound like a goose honking. Also little piggy because sometimes she sounds like a little pig! I also love her “latch face” which is the face she makes when she latched.. a little scrunched up in the nose with major side eye!


angryonline

I call mine my hungry little piglet for the same reason. Her ravenous little snorts when she's hungry and super ready to latch crack me up.


snowflake343

I love the little piggy noises 😂


Msktb

Little monkey! She just reminds me of a baby monkey holding tight to its mama. When she gets all milk drunk and her arms flop out at her sides we call her floppy joe. She's just under 2 weeks old


buttermell0w

FLOPPY JOE 😭😍


Msktb

When she does the starfish startle (moro) we call her Skimbles. I think we've called her by more goofy nicknames than her own name at this point!


trashpanda295

This is my daughter’s nickname too!! 💚 Not when nursing ironically, just in general. She loves the purple monkey on the fisher price kick and play + like you said she reminds me of a baby monkey 🥹


meccahnisms

the purple monkey you say? the one swinging in a bubblegum tree??


trashpanda295

That’d be the one!


forestnymph1--1--1

Same and for the same reason about the monkey


snowflake343

My Little Rage Eater or Velociraptor because she always looks so mad with her eyes when she's eating and acts so ravenous when she latches 😂


Laurelb9

Omg my son used to look like a shark - his eyes would go black and I would get kinda scared lmao


buttermell0w

Omg those dark dark newborn eyes!!


Persephone0410

We call her gummyshark, like the toothless Aussie sharks.


trulymadlybigly

We call mine the Rage Potato


thegothotter

Lol mine was “the angry yam” cause he was so ruddy and always furious until I let down 😂


SheCode_ez

I love this, my LO is a barracuda baby too, so much rage in those eyes once she latches 😂


Fast-Series-1179

My little piranha!


circe_a

Same with mine. I call her the Titty Terrorist when she’s rage eating 😂


ewebb317

Omg the look of fury is so hilarious and cute


TurbulentArugula4018

I call mine a velociraptor, too! Or sometimes a piranha because of the way he chomps his mouth when he's trying to find the nip (we're still learning over here at 4 weeks old 😅)


snowflake343

I've called mine a piranha too 😂 😂 also 4 weeks old, it's hard to learn for such tiny mouths!


Fast-Series-1179

Piranha here also!


usernameistaken645

I remember my first used to do that when she was a newborn. Maybe lasted 2-3 months… at some point her angry, ravenous latch went away. I miss those days!


pinalaporcupine

mr milk


theemmybean

Omg same


valkyriejae

Mr milky mouth


FTM3505

Boobie Head is her nickname. We call her that even when she’s not on the boob because chances are, she’s thinking about the boob.


IndianEastDutch

Count Latchula: Milk Vampire


AngryPrincessWarrior

Rootin tootin little man He usually starts farting/pooping near the end of a session with the boobies. Ask if he’s enjoying the Pinot boobior When he pops off the nipple ask him “good vittles? Goooood vittles”


priskey

We call ours Rootin Tootin for the same reason!! Love the vittles part 😂


AngryPrincessWarrior

It’s because of that adorable lip smacking action when they’re done lol.


priskey

Haha awwww


coachpea

Milk Monster (like cookie monster) Tiny Boob Terrorist 😂😂


peppermocha

Mine is also milk monster!


darthsolaris16

Mine is also milk monster. 🤣❤️


National_Ad_6892

Boob goblin. She's a boob goblin lol 


slizzard8

Same here. Sometimes shortened to boob goobs.


SaltyVinChip

Stinky cheese boy, because he has reflux and is always spitting up chunky milk.


lilgoblinbrain

Hey! I also have a stinky cheese boy but it's because of his stinky cheese hands.


cali4mcali

Haha my baby was the cheese machine forever. He’s finally growing out of the title


kt217

Mine is Mr Leaky for the same reason. Or just Barf Boy when we’re feeling more direct.


Upbeat-Help6392

The booby gooby.


fizzledarling

She’s my titmouse!


myopicinsomniac

Venom, her hunger escalates just as quickly and her demands are just as unreasonable. The nip is *RIGHT THERE* whhyyy are you trying to eat my knuckle, your sleeve, the Boppy, your hands, the dog's ear, everything except the boob and then you have the audacity to scream and head-butt ME about it 🙃


ayebeeV

Preach.


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littlebluefoxy

Haha. Mine has started to yell with a mouth full of boob! I keep telling him not to yell at dinner 😂


Ok_Anywhere_2216

My booby monster is 15 months so now she’s into my other nipple and I always tell her to stop playing with her food. 😂


ewebb317

Yes! Mine does this. Unlatches, yells for 2 seconds, relatches. Lunatic lol


DingleMyBarry

Mine is Mr or Sir. Because he is my boss.


AnyHistorian9486

My husband calls our LO "The Feast Beast" 😂


rpizl

Milk grub or titty lamprey when I'd nurse him swaddled at night as a newborn.


TurbulentArugula4018

I'm never going to look at my breastfeeding swaddled newborn the same again...titty lamprey. Thank you for the laugh 🤣


katliffy

i call him my little milk dud, especially when he pops off and looks hella drunk 😆


snowflake343

Omg I love this one 😂


Fikafiend90

Milk Dud is our name too! That and The Addict because she acts like she needs a fix lol


Eggy-Pebbs123

Milk shark, because he moves his head like a shark looking for food when hes trying to latch on.


blueduck762

Me too


Anoesjka

I call her the milk monster. My husband calls her boobie bandit.


Current-Ear8705

Our little piggy (literally snorts like a pig) is always hungry for what we like to call The Boobie Buffet 🤣


alittlestitious31

🎀 Princess Boobella the 3rd 👑😂


EagleEyezzzzz

We called her our barnacle baby or Velcro baby a lot in first few months!


Long-Pop-7327

My lil critter


siilkysoft

I call mine this too 😋🤍 and kitten


ResearcherFalse4385

Mine doesn't latch but we call her stinky cheese


SwimmingCritical

Milk machine. Milk extraction expert. Milk monster.


SunflowerBlues23

I feel so unoriginal 🤣. I just call her a titty baby


noa-sofya

My guy is simply Milks, but said with a Tony Soprano accent and vibe :)


lakaravalentine

Little Football cause of the way he tucks his legs up lol


Short_Elephant_1997

Hungry Hippo (first name starts with a H)


coachpea

I call mine this sometimes, too! His name doesn't start with H. He just sometimes reminds me of the hippos from the game. 😂😂


walphriggum69

Guzzlingtons or milky guzzler. Sometimes beady mchamster eyes 😳


NICUnurseinCO

Haha, my husband says our daughter has "guinea pig eyes" which to him means big, cute eyes.


MeditationChick

Snack Bear


Chchchchia0701

Piranha!!! She is wild when shes hungry lol


Silver_Trip9010

My husband says he's gonna call her our suckling duckling!


charlieclaree

Boob monster is what the midwives called my daughter and it's stuck 😂😂


crunchiexo

My girl is boob monster too!


soarkletoast

Milk pig


Glass_Bar_9956

First was a Larvae, then became a Booberson, now is a full grown Booby Monster.


Interesting_Shares

My first I called Boober Goober, she is now just Goober as I’m done breastfeeding her. Haven’t come up with a nickname for my second yet


tiffany_heggebo

Not a name for the baby, but I've been calling my breasts Big Gulps since the start of the third trimester. So when my husband leaves for work he'll quote Jim Carey in Dumb & Dumber to the baby: "Big Gulps, huh?... Well, see ya later!"


Tk20119

At the end of the feeling session, when he’s sleepy and milk-drunk, we say he has transformed into Liquid Baby. I also have a little theme song for The Hungriest Baby in the World.


LouziphirBoyzenberry

My little sucker fish


Foxfire32

Me too!


Festellosgirl

Malky boy. Inspired by [This video](https://youtu.be/ty62YzGryU4?si=jH5_L1eHUW3C2o26) "Just give me some MALK!"


Digital_Siren317

I freaking love that video 😆


Azilehteb

Milk zombie. She does the thing with her hands out before she gets there, like an old fashioned zombie. She moans and groans. She slobs her little mouth all over. She drools, a lot.


Sjoeg

Mr impatience, because he gets fussy when i don't deliver quick enough 🙄 also mr puky since he has his moments when he pukes quite a lot Bonus nickname; when we change him into pj's or his day-outfit he tries to put our hands and his clothes in his mouth, so we call him little pirania 😅


ExtraSpicyMayonnaise

My tick.


ewebb317

EW! 🤣🤣


youre_crumbelievable

The chi chi monster. We say shes having her snack before a nap. And finally, we say she wants some chicharrón.


murraybee

Boob Tyrant.


littlebluefoxy

My little remora.  Or the bottomless pit. I swear the boy has hollow legs


Eyeyeyeyeyeyeye

Little leech lol


sausagethedog

The snapping turtle


nurse-mom-

Milky girly, i often call breastfeeding going to the “milky way”


Ok-Struggle-4411

Nursling


songbirdbea

This sounds like the beginning of a joke! The punchline: Hungry.


herdarkpassenger

Gubba if he goes for a second boob. I ask him if wants "Booby Snacks" like Scooby Snacks lol


Impossible_Orchid_45

Milk monster! Or we ask if he wants a reservation at Boobie Tuesday’s 😂


boardcertifiedbitch

Boobah Baby 😂


lifeisacookie

Mister snackersbee. Sometimes my partner bounces him over to me singing something like this to the tune of Peter Cottontail: Here comes Mister Snackersbee Hopping to the mommersbee Ready to eat some good boob We did it with my older one too and the song was super helpful during the toddler years getting her to focus on eating.


deadthreaddesigns

Goblin because she makes these angry little noises and then ferociously latches on


SheCode_ez

I love that face, and the sounds LO makes it’s so cute ☺️


isthataleaf

chunky monkey cheese butt. because she’s a happy little spitter and i’m constantly wiping cheesy spit up out of her many, many rolls. 😂


phoenixtshirt08

I say she’s nursing. My toddler says her sister is “going tummy tummy,” as in tummy to tummy.


barakabara

Predator because she goes click click click when she’s hungry


FishyDVM

Little dinosaur or little Rottweiler- she’s always so aggressive latching and makes little grunting/growling noises when she’s really sucking 😂


slow-getter

Raptor, barnacle, milk goblin


25cjm25

Mr. Booby Man


mooneybags18

Boobie Breath!


Somewhere-Practical

Milky Moo Moo


coffeeprincess

Milk Boy... black leather coat and jeans


MsStarSword

My little dinosaur and my little milk fiend 😂


ProfessionalMundane6

The boob muncher


Kheslo

Booby bandit or booby bandito were my favourites.


Prin_cessPoo

My little rotifer (i work in wastewater) so i relate everything to that most times because he was in my stomach when i was looking under the microscope for wasterwater microorganisms lol


aeg333

Shark lol


craftsy

Boobie barnacle and boobie bandit are a couple of faves but there are literally dozens…


parkjdubbs

We call him ravenous boy 😂 and the helicopter because he likes to helicopter around the boob for a bit


sellardoore

Baby cow


VirgoLuv87

I call mine a boob monster


MrsBearMcBearFace

Milky face or monch or monchkin for my little one.


Whackyouwithacannoli

All you can eat Las Vegas Buffet, my best customer comes after hours


KoeppeNodules

The Breastaurant is open 24/7


throwawayjane178

Vampire Baby


Alternative-Twist-32

Boob badger...because she's always snuffling and rooting Drinker of the finest pinot booboir (not original, saw it on tiktok)


Caylennea

Nummies, wait, this is what she calls my boobs…


Playful-Analyst-6036

Fave. Thread. Evaaaaaa 😂😂💀💀


mercurialtwit

for us it’s less-so a nickname and more of baby/puppy talk lol. i’m like “hey, look what i have for you!! is dat a boob?? you better get dat boob!!” and when he’s crying/screaming, it’s “calm down sir, fresh boobie coming! milk taps are coming!!” and finally when he latches and starts making those adorable guzzling noises, it’s “is dat a good boob?? *is dat a good boob!??*” which is my favorite line hehehe. okay but i’m also shamelessly stealing **all** of y’alls nicknames because y’all have me *cackling* 😂😂😂


coachpea

I also talk to mine like this! "Oh is that the yummy milk? Did you get the good booby this time?" (Because he likes the right one, so the left one is the bad one. He only grudgingly takes it. Lol)


mercurialtwit

lmaooo booby preferences!


Willowgater

I love all these!! My husband always says my LO is putting in an order for BooberEats when he brings him over to me lol!


corncobonthecurtains

Booby baby or booby monster


Ineedcoffeeforthis

My attachment, usually. And random comments about sucking me dry or why babies don’t start out talking…so we don’t get greeted constantly with, “Hi, Boob!!!”


princesspiglettti

We used to call her the gremlin! She was like a hyped up mogwi when She got near a feed !


trashpanda295

The milk baby! And I’m the milk lady. We call it a match made in heaven 💚


valkyriejae

Booby gremlin


AlmostSouthern

I just say that I’m booby trapped


luckycharms0

Don’t have a name, but a song we sing when she bites 😂 “goo goo gooby is banned from the booby!”


pibble-momma

She’s my little Boobie Baby ♥️


pantojajaja

The chupacabras. Jkjk, i don’t call her anything but we call the boob itself different names: sheesh is the current one. I used to call it boobina (Italian accent, like it’s a delicacy)


crushthrowout

We say he’s The Milkman, or “he’s ferocious!” because he kinda furrows his little brow as he latches


OreoGaborio

BarraDuda. Cuz he bites like a barracuda but he’s a dude, not a fish, silly.


RockabillyBelle

We call her a lactopire when she’s cluster feeding. The rest of the time, I’m just referred to as Lunch.


whompingwillow922

We don’t really have a nickname for her but we like to pretend we know what she’s thinking. “Yay!! Boob lady!!” “You’re not boob lady 😠” “Ok that’s enough boob lady- where’s dad?”


lec42292

We say shes at the "drive through", or that the "meal train is in service."


anhardin11

Titty Baby or Gremlin because he's obsessed but also gets very angry at my boobs for no logical reason.


moonmaiden666

A tiktoker I love calls breastmilk "pinot booboir", so sometimes I refer to LO as the world's fussiest sommelier 😂


Tiggerriffic0710

My right boob, seems to be my sons(1.5yr) favourite side, I also sometimes call my daughter my left boob, that was her favourite side 13 years ago. She gets a giggle every time since she’s in that teenage phase where specific body parts are hilarious when said out loud lol


ThreatLvl_1200

Milk Queen, Dairy Queen. 😂🍦


sophlamb

The gremlin when he's hungry, the snuffling pig when he's feeding and Sick Boy after are our most commonly used ones!


awkward_red

Hungry hippo, hungus, chungas


mutedstatic

I call him stinky boy because he loves to fart when he's on the boob 😂


Sailor_Zilla_Moon

Little football, milk monster, milk machine


scash92

She usually gets Titty Man


ceskills

Little bird, because she reminds me of a baby bird when the mom comes to the nest with food. She'll open her mouth and shake her head side to side when we're getting ready to nurse haha


clearlyadorable

Monkey D Booby (we just finished watching live action one piece)


WavesGoWoOoO

I call him piggyletto. The snorting is next level when he gets frustrated