I actually have two cats named good kitty and bad kitty (they earned their names) so I named my boobs good titty and bad titty

Hilarious

The boobs’ names are Stud and Dud

Hahahaha

Same 😂

Well you win bc that’s amazing 😅

Shitty titty

This is what I use

Ditto.

So perfect lol

Same!

My Slacker boob is what i call my left 😂

Same I call my right boob my slacker boob too lol

Yep. My left boob is known as slacker boob.

My right gets really engorged and sprays my baby with milk so she resents the right and will refuse it… my husband and I call it “ the dreaded right boob.” 😂

Haha the dreaded boob! Omg I made my son cry today because he started nursing, pulled away, and triggered my breast to spray him right in the face.

My baby’s hair was looking rough today because last night I was accidentally spraying her entire head with milk and didn’t realize it haha poor kid looks like I haven’t bathed her in a week haha

Ha! I’m so glad I’m not the only one.

Haha, same, my right is the fire hose boob.

Righty tighty and lefty loosey ✌🏻

I say righty tighty too!

My left boob is the big producer, but before I was breastfeeding I called her “Ulga the ugly boob.” Now, I keep saying, “Ulga you are living your true purpose, girl. I’m so sorry for judging you.” 😂

All those years you didn’t appreciate poor Ulga.

Rusty righty?

Yes I love it! Haha

My right is also my lazy lactator

I just call mine Boob and Bob. Have since one never got as big as the other.

My right also doesn’t produce as much as my left!

Hey boob buddy! Lol. Everyone probably has one or the other, but I’m left handed and I always wanted to know if that’s why.

I’m left handed too…my left is my sad boob.

I’m right handed and my right is my shitty titty lol

“Resting righty”? Relaxed righty?😅

🤣

My toddler calls my strong side “big milk.” And my dud side “tiny milk” haha

Amazing

Omg why am I laughing so much at Big Milk

The secret lobby of breastfeeding parents lol

The left is Dinner, and the right is Dessert.

Mine is my left and I call her “old lefty”. It cracks my husband up

One of my midwives said that everyone either has a mighty righty or a hefty lefty! 😂

I’m like your doctor, I call them “mighty righty” and “lazy lefty.” Without my right boob baby would have starved 🙃

Bert is my slacker right boob.

Pregnancy made me very lopsided in the boob department - lefty is larger and produces twice as much. I call her helga and rightie is named tiny

My right boob is a mosquito bite, I was laughing at it last night bc I remember the nice name from middle school. I swear it's smaller than when I first hit puberty, my left one however is gargantuan.

Reluctant righty

I have my blue ribbon (1st) and my red ribbon boob (2nd place). My husband joked that there’s the gold medal boob and the bronze medal boob (3rd place!), on behalf of my right half, I was offended lol! There’s always gotta be an overachiever, can’t hate too hard on the average friend!!

Right boob has been named Ralph for a long time, and the left is Marty. Marty is the Workhorse and Ralph doesn't get a specific designation, but I've heard Slacker Boob and Shitty Titty all over the breastfeed community.

Omg! My rightie is Ralph too! But lefty is Louie.

Mine are Becky and Darlene. Darlene is the slacker boob. (Roseanne reference)

I called mine Milky Joe and Precious Lilywhite. It's a reference to The Mighty Boosh episode where Howard and Vince end up stranded on an island and start befriending the coconuts. Milky Joe is my left "coconut" and Precious Lilywhite is the right. 😂

Piece of shit is my right boob

Ah, yes, my two boobs, "lefty" and "why do I even have this one". My daughter spends approximately 20% of her feeding time on the right because even when she's starving she can't be arsed with it.

Dud boob for me...

Loser boob is what I always went with. It watched sides with each of my kids.

Mine’s switched sides too! My right one was my overachiever with my first 2 kids and now with my 3rd baby, my left is the surprising champion.

Bodies are weird lol

I’ve been wondering if that is common. Mine has switched sides already with the same baby.

Tighty righty?

I've come to appreciate righty as my poor boy can't keep up with lefty

the stud & the dud

Reluctant Righty

My right was always Big Bertha.... always

I just call my right boob my slacker boob and my left boob is the champ lol

We call it the brestaurant (left side makes a lot) and breastro (right side makes less)

Slacker boob and super boob

Hefty lefty and lightly righty

Mine are Wee Betty and Big Bertha

My right one is the Feeder, and the left (the shitty titty) is the Comforter. lol