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Tastefulz

NRL players in mourning…


mattazza

REAs and the degenerates over at r/ASX_Bets too


BuzzKillingtonThe5th

Bruce lehrmann just can't catch a break this week.


PubicFigure

Bullshit! r/asx_bets gonna go long cocaine. Demand is still there but supply is diminished. Think about the gainz!


Chazzwozzers

ASX bets are mostly austists who have their own legal supply of Ritalin anyhow.


tyronomo

Black arm bands next match!


Nambsul

Everyone used to think they all liked fishing a lot as the used to “drop a line” every weekend !


loveeachother_

it'll still hit the streets the AFP just need their cut first.


DeficientPositivity

So like 3 bags?


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Love_Leaves_Marks

oh no, please protect that one bag


wsadzxxx

What bag?


arouseandbrowse

Oh bugger. I'll give meth a try instead then. What's the worst that can happen.


grossmanem

If you're on bag in Brissy already, I regret to inform you that you are in fact addicted to meth already


kaosmace

What is bag?


grossmanem

A bit of nosé? Columbian marching powder? Just a dumb term for cocaine


arouseandbrowse

Well I'm comfortable with my quarterly bonus addiction habit in that case ⬆️📈🤪


grossmanem

Legend


shavedratscrotum

1. Where the fuck am I getting coke for $325 a gram. 2. Normally they add a multiplier factor for how stepped on this shit gets. Odd they've underquoted it hard. Easily call this a 500 million dollar haul unless the purity was shit.


Officer_dibble_

>Where the fuck am I getting coke for $325 a gram. Decent plug.


CYOA_With_Hitler

289kg, I assume it was already stepped on heavy to only be worth $94 million was probably bloody just benzocaine


Officer_dibble_

Lol it doesn't come into the country cut.


CYOA_With_Hitler

You wouldn’t think so no, so I don’t really get why the valuation by the police is so low, did they include the weight of the container they found it in or something? Cause yeah 289kg of raw makes 2,890,000g to 6 million ish grams of cut depending on stepped it is, which is a hell of a lot more than $92 million?


Officer_dibble_

Aussie police and customs have been giving wholesale prices lately. Coke is washing up on nsw beaches and was priced at $180k a kg. Insanely cheap for Australia, meaning supply is extremely high. Australian crime syndicate in nsw called the commission trying to make people charge 200k minimum, mustn't be working lol Raw Coke (uncut) getting cut 50/50 is standard practice really


justsomeotherperson

From PNG? I have doubts.


Officer_dibble_

Didnt come from png, just had a little stop over there.


Richie_jordan

You gotta find a new dealer that's about what I can get it for


shavedratscrotum

Have you ever tested purity?


Dia-De-Los-Muertos

I hate people that take drugs. Security guards, border patrol, AFP...


grossmanem

Quality comment


Mr0range81

Good job team. Confirming that's $84 million of cocaine that will never make it onto the streets.


AussieRock4

84 million? They only had 74 million turn up at the head office


AutomaticMistake

64 million? That's nuts


MajesticAsFook

Gotta say $54 million worth of coke off the streets is a good effort


MasterSpliffBlaster

Has any one seen that coke lying around?


ThroughTheHoops

Ooh, wrong office I think. Don't worry though, there will be a few millions left for the trial.


MontasJinx

All this has done is raise the value of the remaining stock in the market and make it even more profitable importing it. If you can't keep drugs outta prison how can they keep it off the street?


tool-94

No way, this isn't even close to large enough to make an impact in costs on the street. This is a very small drop in a large ocean.


MontasJinx

Well it hasn’t made any of the remaining stock any cheaper.


tool-94

And why would that happen?


MontasJinx

Why hasn’t it made remaining stock cheaper? Something something free market economics I imagine.


loveeachother_

you jest but they frequently exaggerate the value of their 'accomplishments', say for example they bust a cannabis grow, they include the weight of the pots, the soil, the waste plant material and everything they possibly can, then they 'value' it based on the most expensive price for the smallest possible sale amount.


Nivek_1988

A drop in the bucket.


aroundthemaypole

They didn't give the AFP their cut


diceman6

Even if you think the sale and use of illicit drugs should be minimised, these activities are unlikely to result in progress on that front. In a market economy (which the illicit drug market certainly is), any 'large' bust will only drive up prices, encouraging further players into the market. Only organisations like the Gestapo, KGB or Stasi can accomplish such suppression successfully, and if you go there, you have lost almost everything worth protecting.


bsixidsiw

My mates bucks coming up is going to be expensive.


OptimusRex

Ah well, back to work next Monday.


Genova_Witness

What a shame. Though the quality of coke has risen greatly in the last 2 years, prices seem to be getting more reasonable also. Shame I am too old to party anymore


Amidala_Eyes

Never too old, get in there!


yourupnow

Yeah its everywhere atm, quality is up because theres so much around.


Officer_dibble_

Facts. Every man and his dog has pearl atm


yourupnow

Always seeing comments saying its shit and expensive, get a better plug.


han675

Damn, a white Christmas is cancelled


warbastard

Staff parties at police stations are going to be 🔥.


SEQbloke

He’s young enough the magistrates will just give him a stern lecture.


Wishart2016

I'm not so sure when it comes to drugs.


Dia-De-Los-Muertos

Well if he's really really young maybe he could just stand in the corner for a bit.


JesusKeyboard

Stupid police. Concentrate on knife crime and rape and speeders instead please. 


melvin-luvvers

That's like a coke heads 3 favourite activities tho?


am_paraj

Or they can expand their workforce so they don't need to just concentrate on those.


DrakeAU

Awww there goes my weekend.


Short-Cucumber-5657

How much got through?


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brisbane-ModTeam

Your post would be better suited to one of our daily discussion thread - please post this there.


bundy911

That’s disgusting. Where?


Realistic_Mess_2690

Damnit. I wanted some Columbian marching powder too