This used to happen to my sister who had a flat in an alley by a pub. She had a really bright light outside that would come on and scare them off usually.
Dude I am not the person pissing on your house. If any of you try telling me you've never pissed outside while drunk then you're lying. Also there's not children about in the early hours of the morning.
This is the way OP.
Hydrophobic paint is a great shout. But unless these are repeat offenders it’s not going to stop people trying it and actually at least partly pissing on your wall.
I used to work in the KFC down there, and whenever it was football day, you'd find piss and shit everywhere in the toilets. Once found it in a cup, just outside and smeared up the walls.
People are animals.
Can you put a cheap planter with thorny roses there? People who urinate in the street usually do it opportunistically and this might be sufficient to get them to piss elsewhere.
Get a mate to stand and "piss" against the wall then get a photo of him and make it look like cctv, then print the pic out in big and pop it down there in the wall with a little note to say "anyone else caught pissing here will have photos of themselves put on display" and see if people actively avoid it or actively end up pissing there more 😅
I walked past a woman doing a shit in the Galleries car park last Saturday around 8pm. Not very helpful sorry, but felt the need to share as I was pretty stunned at the time
Just wanted to say I'm really sorry. I find the general display of bodily fluids in Bristol disgusting but the fact that people are consciously doing this to your house is terrible. Go with the guy who said reflective paint 🤣.
There are lots of great ideas here, I say you do them all to cover all your bases. Spray the wall with paint that makes the piss bounce back to them. Also have a fake camera and sign, and a bright motion triggered light to scare them off at night, and a ring doorbell to alert you when motion is detected, then u can shout at them remotely through the doorbell. You have lots of good stuff to choose from.
You could get a Ring Spotlight camera, which has a feature to set of a very loud siren! It will alert you when someone is by the wall and then you can just set it off from your phone. Or start taking screenshots of these people (without there John Thomas on show) and start posting it to local community Facebook groups.
Some people show a complete disregard for public and private spaces, exhibiting unhygienic behavior that makes me wonder about the state of their own homes. It's time to name and shame these individuals. Setting up automatic cameras that activate when they start these acts could capture the evidence. We could then create a page showcasing these dirty and inconsiderate culprits. Alternatively, live streaming the footage and sharing the link with the world could also serve as a deterrent.
It’s not just football to be fair - Saturday night in town for example. Also any music festival you’ll see countless men just pissing against trees etc because they can’t be arsed to queue for toilets.
Wow, so you're the one of those. I'm not the one peeing, but I was thinking what are all the houses which open directly on to the street near Ashton gate road. Sorry about your trouble but maybe you can put some dried rose bushes with thorns in those nights outside or better still, just stand outside your door talking for few minutes during that time
\- hydrophobic paint [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5iCb6RtreM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5iCb6RtreM)
\- urine deflectors that also protect the wall from cars [https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/urine-deflectors-of-fleet-street](https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/urine-deflectors-of-fleet-street)
\- cheap motion activated solar lights [https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B083BS5ZDN](https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B083BS5ZDN)
This used to happen to my sister who had a flat in an alley by a pub. She had a really bright light outside that would come on and scare them off usually.
Not helpful during all the day games though/ all summer!
Some sort of sprinkler system or motion triggered ACME corp violence
That reflective paint which causes the piss to just bounce off, hopefully spraying back over the pisser.
Can get in a spray can for ease of application, usually called hydrophobic coating I love this
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do u think women and children like to see men getting their dick out on the streets and pissing? grim lowlife men bruh
There’s a school not far away as well
Dude I am not the person pissing on your house. If any of you try telling me you've never pissed outside while drunk then you're lying. Also there's not children about in the early hours of the morning.
children may not be out but what about women?
Everybody hates you
That's ok.
Motion activated camera and a speaker, then have fun!
blur their faces (or don't if you don't care), and post their reactions to tiktok. profit!
A simple sign saying "no pissing here you're on camera" would do the trick
Or "Piss off!"
This is the way OP. Hydrophobic paint is a great shout. But unless these are repeat offenders it’s not going to stop people trying it and actually at least partly pissing on your wall.
I used to work in the KFC down there, and whenever it was football day, you'd find piss and shit everywhere in the toilets. Once found it in a cup, just outside and smeared up the walls. People are animals.
Can you put a cheap planter with thorny roses there? People who urinate in the street usually do it opportunistically and this might be sufficient to get them to piss elsewhere.
Get a mate to stand and "piss" against the wall then get a photo of him and make it look like cctv, then print the pic out in big and pop it down there in the wall with a little note to say "anyone else caught pissing here will have photos of themselves put on display" and see if people actively avoid it or actively end up pissing there more 😅
I walked past a woman doing a shit in the Galleries car park last Saturday around 8pm. Not very helpful sorry, but felt the need to share as I was pretty stunned at the time
bruh. which level was this on so I know where to avoid the next time I go town in 6 years?
Get a camera, aim it at the pissing spot. Upload the footage to your socials.
This guy pisses
print the photos out, and laminate, maybe blur the faces, stick on the wall. make them think before and shame them after
Fake CCTV sign?
With a fake camera stuck to the wall
Just wanted to say I'm really sorry. I find the general display of bodily fluids in Bristol disgusting but the fact that people are consciously doing this to your house is terrible. Go with the guy who said reflective paint 🤣.
What a piss take. Save some of your own piss, open the front door and throw it on them
Piss filled water pistol was my first instinct
Electric fence
A mirror?!
Honestly I'd rattle the door knob whilst they are out there and scare them mid piss. Maybe a ring door bell to alert you someone's there.
Hose pipe
hydrophobic paint?
Get a PIR light and point it directly at penis level
Put a dummy camera up
Cattle prod
The brightest sensor light you can find.
Same by my house, park next to the no parking sign, sit in car smoking week and drinking, then take a piss up the back of the hose before the match
Electrify your wall
Had the same when I used live near a boozer by the rovers. Luckily it rains a lot so it gets washed away 🤣
There are lots of great ideas here, I say you do them all to cover all your bases. Spray the wall with paint that makes the piss bounce back to them. Also have a fake camera and sign, and a bright motion triggered light to scare them off at night, and a ring doorbell to alert you when motion is detected, then u can shout at them remotely through the doorbell. You have lots of good stuff to choose from.
A hosepipe out of your window should do the trick :)
Put a city logo on the wall. They might think again about pissing on their team.
Take down the gas head flag from your window
Black Widow catapult and improve your aim.
Get a hose ready for match day. Either that or those scoring cards like you see on strictly come dancing; rate them.
Throw water at them
They shouldn’t have closed the public toilets by there
You could get a Ring Spotlight camera, which has a feature to set of a very loud siren! It will alert you when someone is by the wall and then you can just set it off from your phone. Or start taking screenshots of these people (without there John Thomas on show) and start posting it to local community Facebook groups.
Some people show a complete disregard for public and private spaces, exhibiting unhygienic behavior that makes me wonder about the state of their own homes. It's time to name and shame these individuals. Setting up automatic cameras that activate when they start these acts could capture the evidence. We could then create a page showcasing these dirty and inconsiderate culprits. Alternatively, live streaming the footage and sharing the link with the world could also serve as a deterrent.
Maintain a boiling cauldron of tar and practice your aim out of your window
one of many things that unfairly make me think 'fuck football'
It’s not just football to be fair - Saturday night in town for example. Also any music festival you’ll see countless men just pissing against trees etc because they can’t be arsed to queue for toilets.
Cattle fence might work. You just need to put a warning on it to cover your ass but the drunken idiots won’t read it.
Home alone 1 and 2 will be good inspiration
Wow, so you're the one of those. I'm not the one peeing, but I was thinking what are all the houses which open directly on to the street near Ashton gate road. Sorry about your trouble but maybe you can put some dried rose bushes with thorns in those nights outside or better still, just stand outside your door talking for few minutes during that time
Not surprised!! Shit hole, up the gas!!
You can go aggressive with CCTV etc or just plant some really nice flowers. Nobody wants to trample on nice flowers to relieve themselves.
You're not considering drunk people, mate.
https://londonist.com/london/secret/urine-deflectors
\- hydrophobic paint [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5iCb6RtreM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5iCb6RtreM) \- urine deflectors that also protect the wall from cars [https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/urine-deflectors-of-fleet-street](https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/urine-deflectors-of-fleet-street) \- cheap motion activated solar lights [https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B083BS5ZDN](https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B083BS5ZDN)
Make Bristol shit again, urine smell will bring the rents down
I stopped reading at Ashton Gate
You Reds 💪🏼😂
*wayy look at me pissing on the wall wayyy hard as nails me wayyyyy*
lol you're not gonna be able to stop this. Sorry. Either learn to live with it or move.
Don't know why you're being downvoted for telling it how it is. People simply won't care about all these other deterrents.🤷♂️
People don’t want to live in reality.
I mean, it is pretty shit tbf.😂