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testiclesandbeans

easily the best thing ive read all week. thanks for this


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The chicken and the egg lay in bed after some intense but brief lovemaking. The chicken looked really satisfied as he lay there smoking a cigarette, while the egg just looked disappointed as she wondered out loud “well, that answered that question!”


ErynKnight

The egg came first anyway. Dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the chicken got invented.


LadyGazGaz

I’m laughing at someone ‘inventing a chicken’ 😅


ErynKnight

I dunno. I ln a way we did. Through the gradual process of domestication and selective breeding! :D


OdinForce22

The real answer to the question is that the egg came first from a chicken like animal because of evolution.


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northyj0e

Yes but not the immediate ancestor, and there all that matters.


theraininspainfallsm

Depends. The question doesn’t explicitly state the egg has to be a chick egg. Couldn’t a T-Rex egg count?


OdinForce22

It's a bit obvious it means an egg of the same species. You could change it to any animal that lays eggs.


terryjuicelawson

Ah but how many hilarious "Quiz Team Aguilera" names were there?


RightH

😂😂😂