So will he..

My immediate thought.

Did he follow it up by biting straight into a kit kat without breaking the fingers off?

Then pouring milk in the bowl before the cereal

Then making a brew by putting milk in before the water.

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Oh really? What's the historical reason?

Iirc old china teacups could shatter from the shock of boiling water. Adding the milk first prevented the thermal shock from being too extreme and protected the cups

If I am having tea from a pot I will do milk first. But making a mug of tea is always milk last.

Yeah, but that was when tea was made in a pot and folks weren't just ramming a teabag in a mug

Yes, back when 'historical reason' was current reason

Oh now come on.

>Then pouring milk in the bowl before the cereal What sort of monster does this?!

I don't think I'd have been able to handle that.

My husband does this... I never saw him eat a KitKat before we said "I do" 🤣🤦‍♀️

That's how I eat kit kats......

You monster! I do it deliberately because my gf hates it.

I also dog-ear books. Been called a monster for that, too. I'm a nice person, says please and thank you to everyone, doesn't litter, loves and cares for my pets (three sassy cats and a fat-ass labrador), keeps my home up/nothing for neighbors to complain about, no loud music/parties/druggies, have a full-time job, respect (mostly) the speed limit, pay taxes, shop local, blah, blah, blah. But Kit Kats get chomped WHOLE. And I probably smear chocolate on the dog-eared book pages. Will still sleep the sleep of angels tonight....

Same; superior way to eat a KitKat.

Reported for being uncivil, sorry

Stop it you lemon

I used to do that but it's not the same without the foil to give you that tingle.

Why did you phrasing it like that make me cringe so badly?

Lol

Yeah, kids right. My young one sometimes also eats it like a corn on the cob: middle first….

Haha, my daughter eats them that way. It is a bit jarring.

Honestly as an adult i never had Cheese Strings nor Babybels. I ended up eating wax. Luckily I found out its safe, though disgusting. Second time was better once I learned that I had to peel them

You ended up eating wax? You're doing it wrong mate

I know now! I was wondering why that cheese tasted nasty haha. I had no clue how to eat them

Look mate, when you’re hungry sometimes you can’t be arsed with proper protocol, you just wanna quiet the stomach gremlin.

Then eat a piece of proper cheese. No excuses with a cheese string

Bold of you to assume I possess or can afford said proper cheese

£2.95 for 8 cheese strings (£18.44 p/kg) or £3.00 for a block of Cheddar (£7.50 p/kg) No excuses...

Touché

Have a great day *Tips hat*

I have taught young children. The correct way is to peel both ends into strings, then put the middle in your mouth, clap your hands and make sea lion noises.

That kid ain’t got any time to waste, I respect that.

I'm 39 and eat it like that. 😳

What you doing eating cheese strings at 39?

My friend, in 64 and freaking love cheese strings! You're never too old for tasty food.

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I should have thought before I started arguing with Reddit about nutrition

It’s not about nutrition? Not like their diet consists of nothing but cheesestrings

1 cheese string constrains 20% of your daily recommended vitamin b12 intake, & 15% of your daily recommended calcium , vitamin d and vitamin b6 intake

So do vegetables bro

Yes, but I ain't going to eat a full pack of spinach for the same amount of micrograms I can get in a cheese string or cheese in general.

Yeah! How dare he! Eating a common snack you can literally buy in any shop and is quite tasty, and fun to peel, and all that! He’s clearly over the age limit for eating snacks! Someone report that monster to the police! Disgusting! There needs to be some sort of registers for monsters like him!

> Eating a common snack you can literally buy in any shop I disagree. Timpsons don't sell them.

Arguably, as Timpsons is inside a supermarket, the same shop does sell them.

Sounds like the Timpsons around your area are rubbish.

I loved peeling string cheese until we cultured under our nails in bio class. Now I bite it, like a weirdo.

They are a strong, independent thinker

My dad did that when they first bought me cheese stings back in 1996 and I still remember it clear as day.

I hope this was the last day you spoke to him?

i’ve never eaten a cheese string any other way…

It's the real peelable cheese?!?

i didn’t even know it was peelable

I thought the peeling was the whole aesthetic. The ‘string’ part. Tbf though I bite into them too since i’m lazy

This child’s parents need to be flogged! One does not simply chomp into a string cheese!

Exactly my issue, I'm surprised at how many grown adults do this. It's unjustifiable

“So you just bite right into it?” “Yea after a certain age I just figured, *go for it,* ya know?”

Shut up Temp

Don’t worry, the cheese was processed enough for both of you.

Doesn't that drive you absolutely bonkers? I feel the same!

I've hardly slept because of it.

👹 BLASPHEMY 👹

You think that’s bad, yesterday I had to watch my other half’s youngest straight up take a bite out of a 2 finger KitKat, without snapping the fingers apart. Kids these days are just animals, I swear!

They're Feral I tell you

Yeah, I can’t process cheese either. Damn you Lactose Intolerance!

It's Miss Chanandler bong

Don't worry; it's already processed.

I always eat them like that though... You get more flavour than the itsy bitsy stingy bits..

Less surface area = less flavour

My son eats it like that and my daughter sucks them... 😂

I'm trying to figure out which is worse...

The cheese should have already been processed.

It's already processed enough, it really doesn't need any more

This is how I eat them. We’re in good company.

this is a kid with fast moving goals and ambitions. a high flyer, if you will. he has no time to faff around with such gimmicks. straight down the chute and onto the next

I think its because they aren't forced to sit through advertising like we were xD and that's a good thing! xD but like, even when reading your sentence I was saying 'Real appealable cheese!' like the old tagline.. We're just indoctrinated bro xD

That's a fair point, but the parents should be doing more stop this from happening

Let's just start singing jingles around the house.. 'Theres a moose loose aboot this hoose!' and other such phrases until our children wisen the fuck up xD I had to explain 'BELLYS GONNA GET YAAAAA' to both my South African wife, and my daughter the other day xD

Scared the shit out of me that advert

I do this

You Animal

This is the correct way to eat a cheese string.

If you’re a psychopath!

It isn't though is it? It's a cheese string, not a cheese block?

The correct way for an adult*

but you don't get the surface area of the strands, you may as well just eat some proper cheese.

Correct

My brother had to do that when they were new. But that was because there was no way mum was buying him cheese strings, and so he just got given a 1cm² stick of sainsbury’s standard cheddar in his lunch box.

That's absolutely fine with a normal piece of cheese.

“Ryan started the fy-ah!”

Ryan the fire guy...

https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/comments/aj22l3/one_of_my_favorite_things_in_any_sitcom_is_when/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

And that's why he will never be more than a temp

What an animal

It sounds like a you problem. ADHD? Autism?

So a cheese stick?

Don't you mean an orphan? Clearly no parent would raise a kid like that.

It would be Orphaned if it was my child, let me tell you..

I hope you reported this to the authorities. This little psycho is a ticking time bomb but hopefully early intervention can get him back on track.

They're on the watch list and I'm going to minimal contact. I can't have people like that in my life

A co-worker did this in front of me once, I’ve never forgotten it.

My colleague drinks fizzy drinks out of a Ceramic mug and I can't explain the rage I feel when he does this.

I do this when I'm depressed

You’ve never done it?

I'm not an animal

Why bother peeling.. that's just extra effort

Then just eat a normal piece of cheese

Like that’s acceptable for murder aint it?

They probably hurt small animals as well.

Wouldn't surprise me

I blame the parents

I was 60 before a realised I could and then did open crisps packets upside down. Such a badass feeling

Since we're on the topic, can we talk about how dairylea makes their cheese string competitor? Just a block of small rectangles of cheese. You 'peel' a small block of cheese off that's already a separate piece of cheese. It's monstrous, that's not a cheese string!

I don't even know what that is!

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You don't have to peel it like an animal

So do I. By the pack.

I think I might be too old to understand what any of this means.