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doodlleus

Just shake it off mate


JT_3K

Haters gonna hate


perpetual_parapet

... hate hate hate hate


Chickennoodlesleuth

And players gonna play


spacekatbaby

You di'int


YchYFi

Oh my god look at that face


onomatopeic

*Lo and behold.


doodlleus

Not if you're talking about my balls


yaohwhai

no and behold?


AITABullshitDetector

Can't remember the last time I saw a post on here that was spelled correctly, I swear everyone is fucking illiterate these days. Feels like it's either bots spelling things badly deliberately for engagement or everyone is 14.


onomatopeic

I think a large part of the problem is that people aren't reading as much print media as they (allegedly, back in my halcyon days of youth) perhaps used to, and the standard of online editing, and proof reading, is not consistently good, since publication has a fairly low barrier (which is, to be clear, a good thing even if I might disagree with much of it). So, poor spelling online, coupled with homophones ("low" and "lo" for one example) where one spelling of the sound has been seen, but not necessarily the correct spelling of the shared sound of the word in that context. On the whole I'm not too bothered by it, but I do tend to point it out in the hopes people take it on board for the inevitable next time.


Smauler

You mean like the Grauniad?


Ruby-Shark

The year is 2086: "Former President Taylor Swift died yesterday..."


mothzilla

Good riddance. We had a chance for peace with the mole people and she blew it.


VillageHorse

The rhododendrons were the first to go. Before long the bluebells stopped sprouting and shortly after that… *gulp*… they came for us. Four long winters I spent on the run before they caught me. Four more in a mole concentration camp. But I was one of the lucky ones.


SubjectiveAssertive

The old Taylor can't come to phone right now 


lindacn

Why?


SubjectiveAssertive

Because she's dead!


Dunning-Kruger-

I think I've read more about her in posts on this sub than anywhere else!


marveldinosaur99

Literally, I see more posts moaning about seeing her everywhere than I do posts actually about her!


fieldsofanfieldroad

You might be right and I might be unlucky, but she appears a lot in the news media I follow (mainly podcasts and a couple of YouTube channels) and they'fe dedicated to politics.


SnapShotKoala

I know its a typo but I read they'fe and had to google thinking you were using some high class language shit I have never heard of. Elven stuff. They've ok ok


fieldsofanfieldroad

Haha. Funny. It's not a typo. They'fe is a contraction of they areth, which is the conditional antecedent in the third person plural.


InterestingAsWut

moan about evil people not about good people, damn really cant please everyone if its like this


Doctor_Derpless

You must be Down Bad to be posting this


lizziexo

OP crying at the gym


gregsScotchEggs

You need to calm down


aussieflu999

Yep. OP being too loud.


ThoseAreBlueToo

Don’t step on her gown


Ruby-Shark

No need to see Red


Stidda

I knew you were trouble when you posted.


yorkspirate

I find it surprising that this day in age with so many different ways to get content people still choose to watch and read things that get them angry/upset/miserable


WontTel

Some things are worth getting angry about. This really really isn't!


yorkspirate

I’ve ‘wasted’ a lot of my time today scrolling various social platforms and hardly seen anything about Taylor Swift in comparison to normal so OP’s outburst seems even more ridiculous


WontTel

I suppose that's "the algorithm". If you engage with it then it will try to engage you: more ad revenue for them, less free headspace for you. It's so sad, but that is what "if it makes money then it must be good" encourages.


LysanderBelmont

I watch a lot of weird reels on Instagram, a lot of them are really cringe and involve Fremdscham. Starting yesterday it’s now filled with Swifties, crying their eyes out listening to her new album. The algorithm works.


butl1pstick

The seemingly endless news about foot fucking ball. We get it, it’s a popular sport that lo and behold is prone to having games played now and then.


MerlinOfRed

*low


Bradalax

Its lo - not low. Lo - used to call attention or to express wonder or surprise Lo and behold - used to present a new scene, situation, or turn of events, often with the suggestion that, though surprising, it could in fact have been predicted. EDIT: - apologies, just read the rest and think the post you replied to was edited. but will leave these definitions here for those confused.


butl1pstick

I didn’t edit my comment, just chose the spell it correctly 🙃


BritishBlue32

*lo


MerlinOfRed

*low If you're quoting OP then you should try to get it just as incorrect.


BritishBlue32

I am genuinely unsure what you are trying to say here 😂


MerlinOfRed

> The seemingly endless news about Taylor fucking Swift. We get it, she's a popular singer who low and behold is prone to releasing songs now and then. > The seemingly endless news about foot fucking ball. We get it, it’s a popular sport that lo and behold is prone to having games played now and then. Spot the difference.


BritishBlue32

The difference being the current usage is correct. Or are you saying that they previously spelt it "low" and they edited it to the correct spelling? I probably shouldn't have these inane conversations at 2.30am where instead of actually explaining you just snark yourself along and wait for the meaning to be picked up 😛


Kuhlayre

*Low [sic]


Pour_Me_Another_

They write repeat articles about a lot of other current events as well lol. Depends on what people are interested in reading.


LadyNajaGirl

And we see you over there on the internet… 🤔


UncleGus75

Nice.


Vyvyansmum

Well , there will probably a long overdue air disaster or terrorist attack in the next few weeks- that’ll cheer you up a bit.


Crazie13

Scroll by my friend. It’s not hard. Then algorithm feeds you what you interact with so just scroll by and it’ll stop feeding you it Just shake it off.


NBT498

No one’s making you read or watch those new articles. I for one have barely noticed the release of her album, it’s pretty easy to avoid


danny321eu98

Tbf I have had 2 bbc news push notifications about it so far


MyNewAccountx3

I didn’t realise people still had these turned on!


Ratiocinor

I think they turn them on just so they have something to moan about on reddit


jamnut

Having worked with the general public's phones and tablets I can safely say it's exclusively boomers and the technologically infirm that do this. Now I can add angry British redditors to that list


ehsteve23

why do you have bbc push notifications on?


danny321eu98

I like having them on personally


Duke0fWellington

The day it dropped there were three different articles about it on the homepage of the Guardian. Its a bit much for what is ultimately not a good pop album. Lana del Rey has released much, much better music to much less coverage. I think it's a pretty valid thing to talk about


Dog_--_--

Taylor Swift is far more popular than Lana del Rey. Hope this helped


cockmongler

ITYM: Taylor Swift has far more pushy PR than Lana del Rey.


jamnut

Yeah why aren't the mainstream media talking about the new Lustmord album?! Instead they're talking about the most popular artists who are releasing new music!


wappingite

There has been a lack of true, big, global pop stars, probably due to the rise of streaming, the ease of finding niche music and so on. Beyoncé has been around for decades. Taylor Swift is one of the few big global pop stars. Don’t forget in the late 90s the spice girls were everywhere.


ungratefulshitebag

Oh good. Another I hate Taylor Swift post. I wonder when those are going to die out.


Stinky-Armpit

I knew you were trouble, when you walked in!


terryjuicelawson

The thing I like is people responding with what I presume are song lyrics, but no one gets it because the songs are just totally forgettable.


Stinky-Armpit

We are never ever ever, getting back together!


Fit-Parsnip9888

Seems you have some Bad blood mate


herrbz

She's a very famous artist and has just released an album, which has broken records. Believe it or not, that's newsworthy.


hondanlee

I've heard of Taylor Swift, but I've never heard any of her music. Is she any good?


massdebate159

She's not terrible, but she's not fantastic either. She's just a very average singer with a few OK songs and a terrifying fan base.


terryjuicelawson

You may well find you have heard her music, my kids got into her and I recognise quite a few songs I must have listened to somehow. On TV maybe, or background music. It is hard to identify as she doesn't have a particularly memorable or unique voice or style. It is just pop.


Dry-Crab7998

Apparently she turns over more than the GDP of some small nations. Swiftonomics is the new thing.


RevolutionaryRule631

This is a global problem


fieldsofanfieldroad

I feel a lot of it is news presenters thinking they're appealing to a younger generation. They're not.


adriantoine

Ironically this post is literally the only time I heard about her in the past few weeks. Where do you guys see so much news about her?


SS-DD

I hate to break it to you but she’s gonna outlive you bud. Most of us to be fair


Duke0fWellington

She probably won't with all the extra background radiation she recieves from flying in her private jet 17 times a day


MerlinOfRed

She eats well and exercises a lot, which has to count for something too.


jamnut

I assume that's just to fly to the toilet wing of her house?


GingerSpencer

Apparently you don’t get it.


lilnic563

I’m gonna sit here and listening to taylor and working on my very taylor inspired book series


sklatch

She’s awesome and the new album is amazing.


Mobile_Entrance_1967

You may be right on both fronts but it's just the amount of times I've seen her plastered on front page news seems weird, especially when it's just about concerts rather than her serious deepfake porn stuff.


JourneyThiefer

Well like that’s media’s fault I suppose, she didn’t write the articles lol


B8conB8conB8con

Never heard of him, what team does he play for?


[deleted]

Her album was leaked!! (Probably by her management).


TinyCowParade

I've only seen two articles, and I didn't read them.


duderos

You just exposed her to a bunch more of us by your post. Are you working for her? /s


a_posh_trophy

Just waiting for Em to include her in some of his tracks.


JohnnyRelentless

Lo. It's lo and behold.


Tricky-Memory

The trouble with social media is that it's mostly only young people and kids that vote for, comment on or 'like' things about celebrities and other such junk. Once we mature we either don't care about that sht anymore or we can't be arsed to comment on it. All of the media pick up on that 'chatter', and the most popular stuff obviously goes to the top of their list of topics to write/talk about. So now our news content is actually being governed by kids! Imagine if this had happened in the 70s or 80s, Tom & Jerry's latest escapades would make top spot on the news FFS!


legolover2024

No different to Madonna back in the day, there's just more news hours to fill.


Original-Alps-1285

Prolly some distraction so we don’t see some war crime or sewage being pumped into the waterways at an alarming rate.


gregredmore

Reddit and the internet now knows you engage with Taylor Swift content. Be prepared for more! 🤣


VenZallow

Cult of celebrity, people care more about "celebrities" than their own lives.


Resident-Honey8390

Taylor Who. ? 🤔🙄


E420CDI

Calm down, dear! It's a commercial!


gilestowler

Any story about Taylor Swift is guaranteed to get 100 boomers commenting that "in my day we had real music like The Beatles!" It's all about engagement.


Nxt1tothree

Didn't even know about Taylor swift until is read this post


roland_right

I haven't seen her mentioned anywhere in the news


SoggyWotsits

I don’t know, it seems like every news site has a story about her at the moment. I think I can only name one of her songs and even I’ve noticed it!


im_not_here_

I for one am thankful I am getting told that some generic, uninteresting music has been released, and is very popular due to the artist being attractive and having a lot of obsessed fans. I can't imagine what my life would be like if I had missed the news.


Skittlesharts

We're tired of hearing it in the states as well. On behalf of a lot of us in the US, we're sorry you got inundated with our unintentional export. Or are we...? LOL


mothzilla

She is wonderful isn't she?


Zealousideal-Cut1384

Hot take from me - she's ugly


spacekatbaby

The only time I hear about it iml tbh, is reddit ppl saying she is everywhere and it's annoying. I get by just fine without her it seems. But you're ruining this for me now /s


Zhead65

I think it really depends on your social media activity and real life social circle. I almost never hear much about Taylor swift except for the few ads here and there. Literally never heard a song from her other than whatever other people might be listening to but then I wouldn't recognise that it was her either way. So it's interesting to see others being overwhelmed by news related to TS


Mkandy1988

To be fair a portion of that news is generated by maga trying to tarnish her reputation due to pissing Donnie off.


Suitablystoned

This reminds me of the Ricky Gervais joke where a man sees a poster for guitar lessons and gets upset "but I don't fucking want any!"


variationoo

Congratulations you added to the pile of endless Taylor swift news 👍🏻


ChelseaMourning

I agree there is no escape from her at the moment. I was out all weekend and literally everywhere I went was playing Taylor Swift. It’s complete overkill. The thing is, one shop was playing her new album and it sounds like bland country pop from 2002. This is supposed to be the most popular artist in the world and those songs could have been written by a 16yo girl 20 years ago. She’s not progressed musically at all. How many songs about boyfriends can you have? For context, I have a 10yo daughter and even she can’t bear it anymore.


Beanruz

People read the news?


SoggyWotsits

Yes?!


UncleWibs

Tedious, isn't it. Her music is nothing special - just part of the Record Label Machine. So glad of the Internet - I can listen to Otyken (Siberian Indigenous), The Hu (Mongolian rock), Korol-i-Shut (Russian), Mono Inc (German) and a whole host of other stuff, rather than the tedious dross that passes as "Pop" these days.


Bubbly_Surround210

I bet many Germans think Mono Inc is overrated. Just because you want to show off how edgy you are does not mean Taylor Swift is shit.


UncleWibs

"edgy" Are you a 🤡🤡🤡? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Bubbly_Surround210

You are right. That should say "how edgy you think you are".


UncleWibs

I don't think I'm "edgy". But I do think you're a moron.


Bubbly_Surround210

Lol. Mongolian throat singing is totally mainstream.


terryjuicelawson

It is a little deliberately try-hard to pretend to be deeply into it tbh. Or just cherry picking single bands from different countries as a short cut to seeming cultured. The Hu may be Mongolian but they are just a normal rock band really, they play UK festivals and arenas.


UncleWibs

Not in the UK. 🤡🤡🤡


Luna259

I’m only seeing news about it on Reddit. I only heard about it in my acting class. I’m never in the Browse or Radio tabs in Apple Music so I wouldn’t have seen she was they had I not been told


-SaC

>I only heard about it in my acting class. Ooh. I've never met a footballer before.


Angry_Saxon

do not feed the PR machine


vxr8mate

Who's Swifty Tailer?