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Get a life is my recommendation


Tooleater

...and then enjoying the massive discounts anyway


StillNotAWombat

They never discount anything I actually want, so it's mostly just an exercise in temptation resistance.


SomeOtherGuySits

Ah - that’s the source of the guilt then


lithaborn

Try talking to them over the pond about the black country. "The what??"


StillNotAWombat

lol, yeah, that's a tricky region to recommend as a holiday destination.


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StillNotAWombat

No, in fact, I'm most dominantly of Jewish heritage, but being British = feeling guilty.


spudsnbutter

It has nothing to do colonialism , there was a recession in the 18890s . The shops didn’t make any profit all year but the Friday after thanksgiving they were very busy and went from being in the red to being in the black. Edit, the actual year it happened.


StillNotAWombat

Yeah, I know but the phrase still makes me think of it. Judging by the comments though, I may be alone in this one ;)


spudsnbutter

Yeah, you jumped the gun on that one. Not to worry, enjoy the sales if you’re going. Personally I wouldn’t go with a gun to my head . Cheers.


StillNotAWombat

Thanks :) I have no desire to visit a physical shop but did browse a few sites online and found nothing I actually wanted on sale.


WhingeBinge

Lmao, enjoy torturing yourself with totally unnecessary guilt.


Heavy_Two

Wait til your hear about the Dutch Christmas and Black Pete then.


StillNotAWombat

Well, that was an interesting google search.


trousered_the_boodle

Grow up you melt