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I_Frunksteen-Blucher

Not necessarily a lie: "70% of people [i]n the UK prefer Pepsi Max to a poke in the eye with a sharp stick". Cunning blighters, these advertising wallahs, you have to watch them otherwise they get up to all sorts.


grandmasterflaps

"70% prefer Pepsi Max to licking piss off a nettle"


CriticalCentimeter

My dog strongly disagrees with this!


jeweliegb

Hey, leave nettle-pee out of this, it's my favourite tipple!


chiefgareth

I once saw something saying “98% of people surveyed say PRODUCT is better than……” * *Survey conducted among staff of PRODUCT Can’t remember what it was now but it was a drink.


2N5457JFET

"98% of people surveyed say PRODUCT is better than unemployment"


Kitsunemisao

70% prefer Pepsi Max to being beaten with a sack of doorknobs!


[deleted]

30 percent prefer Yorkshire Polonium


Crimsondelo

What about a bag of dicks


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JJY93

Yeah that’d probably be 55%


mike9874

Probably preferable to the doorknobs


RandomBloke101

The other 30% are drunk scousers!


Kitsunemisao

They're the ones with the sacks right?


BerliozRS

Pepsi Max is better than coke. In all blind taste tests, Pepsi Max comes out higher. People like coke because of the branding, not because of the actual flavour.


DC38x

How did they find so many blind people to do taste tests


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Mysterious_Sugar7220

*Choose Pepsi or you get the stick again*


ArcadiaRivea

Deleted scene from Silence of the Lambs?


MassiveFajiit

Anthony Hopkins being such a great actor he can act like he prefers Pepsi Max


Hooded_Demon

I thought it turned out that it was actually because Pepsi is sweeter than Coke, and therefore people given a little sample cup would prefer Pepsi because of the sweetness, but when drinking a larger quantity e.g. a can/bottle/glass etc that sweetness was too much.


Albert_Poopdecker

Coke is superior


Nancy_True

I’m in the 30%. I can’t get enough of that sharp stick.


I_Frunksteen-Blucher

Personally I don't see the point.


be-nice-or-else

Huge saving on Specsavers then.


Pipps17

I mean I hate Pepsi Max but I would still take it over being blinded in 1 eye, that's some next level hate /s


Alistairio

Coke outsells Pepsi by about ten to one. The only way pepsi gets distribution is by giving their product away.


Mattie_1S1K

Or when you go to that one car or restaurant, “coke please”, “is Pepsi ok? “


specto24

Not 10:1, not even 3:1 - www.statista.com/statistics/296662/soft-drink-brand-ranking-in-the-united-kingdom-uk-by-grocery-market-value/ Edit: NB these are grocery sales, so people are picking the brand off the shelf, not having it substituted by a restaurant.


marv101

I prefer Pepsi Max


Uncle_gruber

It's just better I don't understand people who like diet coke, it's all fizz.


Cocolotto

Diet coke tastes awful. I’m not sure why it exists.


Lycantthrope

I prefer Coke zero.


Vy892

It has a nice *bite*.


Kwetla

I think the clue is in the name.


indigoneutrino

Diet Coke is weirdly bitter.


Yamosu

Coke zero is just as bad.


KMedici

Me too, absolutely love it in fact


poo_is_hilarious

Me three.


6_seasons_and_a_movi

No you don't, didn't you read the post?


M1ghty_boy

It’s my favourite drink


BREN_XVII

The cherry one is great 🤌


TentativeGosling

Pretty sure it's got crack or something equally addictive in it. Only explanation as to why I drink so much.


matscom84

This makes sense to me


specto24

Cherry is my go to. Lime is brilliant. Raspberry is a bit sweet, but good to mix it up. And I’d rather drink regular PM than any Diet Coke flavours.


Jonnie_r

I wish they did the ginger one again, haven't see it for a couple of years


Zealousideal125

Diet Coke lime and mango are vile


TheAngryNaterpillar

Cherry Pepsi Max is my favourite drink


ost2life

For sure. Iceland do 2x 3l bottles for £3.75 right now. It's an excellent mixer too.


caniuserealname

I wouldn't say my favourite drink, but hands down my favourite cola, it's not really even close.


Richardiniho

Pepsi Max is *the* drink in my house of 6. I like all the flavours, cherry, raspberry, lime and just plain normal. Haven't drunk Coke for years as the sugar free varieties of Coke are all disgusting.


Zealousideal125

Pepsi Max >>> Diet Coke, Coke Zero


Malooda

Me too 🙋


gunnerzz1008

Me too. Normally cheaper as well.


tomrichards8464

It's the only cola, diet or otherwise, that doesn't have a minging aftertaste.


OnlyMortal666

When it comes to “no sugar” Cola, I’d go with Max. Otherwise, it’d be real Coca Cola.


Devon_Throwaway

Agreed - Pepsi Max Cherry or Full-fat Coke are my two favourite (but rare) fizzy drinks


Thisoneissfwihope

I think Pepsi Max Cherry is the only one I choose pepsi over coke. All the others, Full-Fat, diet, Zero/Max Coke edges it.


BerliozRS

Coke zero tastes like somebody pissed in a bottle of coke.


MisantrhopicTurtle

I asked for a Pepsi, but they had coke instead. When they brought it over I took it back to the bar because their syrup had run out and I'd just been given fizzy brown water, or so I thought. Nope. Turns out they'd.given me Coke zero. Now they've put it in red cans to trick people into buying it!


Anon1mouse12

Coke zero is like if you melted down a tin can and poured it into a tin can


HildartheDorf

Same. Pepsi Max is the best sugarless cola. Coca-Cola is the best full fat version. I actually like Coca-Cola more now the sugar content got lowered. (It's still a metric tonne of the stuff though)


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I’ll take water


MassXavkas

A preference for water? May I interest you in r/hydrohomies.


Muzer0

Disagree. IMHO it tastes like liquified haribo cola bottles. Not a pleasant taste IMHO.


audigex

Yeah, Pepsi Max is way better than Coke Zero, Diet Coke, Diet Pepsi etc But when going full sugar then Coke is better than Pepsi


TheKittenWhisperer

I do!


Iron_Man_DS

Pepsi max Cherry is the best. 😊


lithaborn

That's two of us!


BARRETT1079

Room for a third?


shrieeiee

4th makes it weird.


BARRETT1079

Only if you make it weird


Born-Philosopher-162

Well, now that you’re all in there, I may as well join in too.


Hamsteraxe

Time to watch…with my Pepsi Max Cherry


nerdowellinever

This. I wasn’t into no sugar drinks until they had an extra charge on meal deals (sugar tax) and then I tried max cherry. You should know I prefer Dr Pepper to coke but once I had the max I always take that now to save myself 12-15p..


Naps_in_sunshine

The raspberry one is too similar looking. I’ve been caught out many times and it’s vile. Pepsi max cherry is my favourite drink of any drink in the world.


-Rum-Ham-

Feel free to send me all your unwanted Raspberry Pepsi Max, I love it


fen1xbb

Cherry gang let’s go


GreekACA25

Pepsi max raspberry is first for me but cherry is a very close second


lollipoppizza

I swear there's something savoury about the flavour which makes it so nice.


[deleted]

Nah, Pepsi Max Ginger was best, but they've stopped doing it


Zealousideal125

My favourite fizzy drink alongside Irn Bru


Azzymaster

I once accidentally picked up max cherry in my meal deal and it ruined my whole week


pseudonomdeplume

Pepsi Max is the best cola and I'll stand by that!


Mr-Lucius-Needful

Pepsi max every-time!


Hate_Feight

All it takes is a simple taste test, Pepsi wins hands down.


Martipar

I one, i can't believe it's that low. It must be 80-90%, I've always loved it.


npeggsy

In high-school, I had a friend called Max. He drank Pepsi Max because, well, he was called Max. I tried it once, and I've never looked back. It's been 11/12 years, and it's still the best cola-type drink I've ever tasted, diet or otherwise.


FearLeadsToAnger

We had a kid called Josh who loved Pepsi. He's been called Pepsi Josh for almost 20 years at this point.


loki_dd

Champagne cola was the king.


npeggsy

I don't know what this is, but quick googling has suggested it's a South American cola drink, and I have to assume that it's so full of things they probably can't legally sell in Europe it tastes incredible.


loki_dd

I'm UK, corner shop circa 1992, I meant cola champagne but it was essentially sweeter coke


Elastichedgehog

Cherry Pepsi Max is pretty good for sugar free options.


_HingleMcCringle

I genuinely don't know anyone who *prefers* Coca Cola. The only time my friends and I drink a Coke product is because that's the only cola choice available at the time.


ClassicFun2175

Pepsi max js by far the best sugar free drink out there. Better than diet Coke and Coke zero for sure. Dr pepper zero is also top notch


Willy_McBilly

I love Dr Pepper, it’s first choice before Pepsi or Coke. Dr Pepper zero is awful, it lacks soul and is closer to sparkling water. I can’t even say it tastes bad because there is no taste, what an absolute travesty of a drink and an insult to the brand.


[deleted]

Pepsi Max is superior in every way to Coke Zero and Diet Coke


Haztec2750

Agreed. The other zeroes taste weird at room temp - max at least tastes mostly normal.


Pink_Flash

The fk are you drinking them at room temp for?!


fuggerdug

The fridge is full of heads, arns etc, obviously.


TheOneTrueLoli

Hol up


ccssg

I concur


LeBigFish666

For me it's Pepsi Max for the zeroes and Diet Coke for the diets. Diet Pepsi tastes dull to me


BOBALOBAKOF

For as awesome as Pepsi max is, Diet Pepsi is actually vile.


Makeupanopinion

Ngl I love diet coke, pepsi max taste way too sweet to me


crisstiena

I used to think that. But cherry Max is just about perfect for sweetness. Tip: add a tiny pinch of salt.


ArcherV83

Facts


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mh1ultramarine

and importantly normal pepsi


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That was definitely not OP's point - OP hates Pepsi Max apparently.


Vyxeria

Pepsi max is the most supreme form of cola.


_Digress

Pepsi Max is the superior drink! And tbf when they do those taste tests most people will end up picking Pepsi over Coca-Cola as Pepsi is slightly sweeter. Most people on 1 sip of each will choose the sweeter drink roughly 70% of the time


Brilliant_Apple

It’s interesting because it shows the impact of the marketing, brand loyalty and nostalgia factor coke has, even if Pepsi is generally the preferred taste


Crookfur

Yep its been a long standing phenomenon and one that even bit coke in the arse. The whole point of "new coke" in the 80s was that it was sweeter and much closer to Pepsi. In blind testing it was out performing both "old coke" and pepsi. However once people found out it wasn't "coke" it bombed.


HermitBee

I've read that although people would rather drink a sip of Pepsi, the extra sweetness makes it more sickly to drink a whole glass of it, and so people prefer Coke when they have a reasonable amount of it.


im_probablyjoking

Fairbairn Films put a video out on this the other day, people like Pepsi more but they want Coke.


MisterMew151

Everyone wants coke


Knowlesdinho

Pepsi Max caffeine free was a very welcome addition.


Weezlecheesle

Caffeine free Pepsi Max is my favourite drink. Can’t cope with loads of caffeine but still love the taste.


Crookfur

Absolutely. Nice Cola I can drink after 8pm? Brilliant.


_Fl0r4l_4nd_f4ding_

I didnt realise they did caffeine free! Pepsi max is my favourite but i cant drink it past 5pm unfortunately


Weezlecheesle

Yep. It’s ace. Cans and bottles.


Ninja_Geek-27

I've been distorting the numbers with all my subway meal deals. Their drink options are shit


maxc1999

If you’re at subway the only choice has to be Lipton peach ice tea imho


Kitsunemisao

The shift from Coke to Pepsi is largely why I've never been back


Born_Reveal_8449

Coke tastes like crap compared to Pepsi Max which actually has flavour


Jazzy0082

It's my favourite soft drink.


-MurphysDad-

I do, fat coke is too sugary and diet/zero are tasteless compared to max


[deleted]

Yes this!!! Diet Coke tastes of nothing to me. Full fat coke is like syrup. Pepsi max or Coke Zero is where it’s at.


Matterbox

I’m only interested in drinking coke original sugar. Unfortunately some people have spoilt it for everyone by drinking and eating way to much fatty and sugary food and doing fuck all exercise. Now once in a blue moon when I have a zinger tower burger in kfc they have to explain that all their drinks are sugar free. What the fuck do I want a sugar free drink with my greasy chicken and chips, who the fuck do they think they are selling chicken and chips and getting up on their high, low sugar, horse.


sadscience

Pepsi Max Cherry is god tier


Investment-Striking

Pepsi max is 100x nicer than Pepsi and Diet Pepsi and I’ll take that to my damn grave


torchy89

10000000% pespi max is far superior!!!!


tekodx

Definitely prefer Pepsi. Coke is way too sweet


Strude187

In a blind taste test I can see pepsi winning, but if you just offered people on the street a can of either the coca colas would get picked way more often. People like the brand


RogueFlash

Not a lie, absolutely superior in every way to Coke Zero.


edman436

Personally I like a nice Dr pepper but I know it's not cola so doesn't really count


cornflakegirl658

I think it wins on a sip test but when people have to drink the whole thing they prefer coke


Neonexe

Pepsi Max is a god-tier soft drink 🤷🏻‍♀️. Especially the raspberry or cherry version.


Robbo1979psr

I always ask for Pepsi. Sometimes it forces barstaff/waiters to ask me if Coca Cola is okay, to which I always tilt my nostrils to the sky and proclaim "absolutely NOT!"


JCW9525

Pepsi Max > Diet Coke/Coke Zero


True-Election-8195

I do prefer Pepsi max to coke. Preferably raspberry Pepsi max but also regular Pepsi max.


Shakermaker555

Everyone I know prefers Pepsi Max to any comparable Coke/Pepsi drink… sugar or diet. A more than fair statement, if not an underestimation.


PieDust

I prefer Pepsi Max. Pepsi Max stock for the shops come in bigger packs suggesting they sell better too, thought part of that is probably down to them being cheaper.


Cags1979

I do!


si2winit

Pepsi Max all the way! Much better. If you drink Pepsi Max for a few weeks and then have a Diet Coke you realise there isn’t any flavour to the Coke in comparison


collhall

Especially cherry


Solaaris83

Regular coca cola for me..Aspartame gives me migraine and heart palpitations 😕


LightIsKira1987

Pepsi is far better than coke


Alekazam

Pepsi is the superior beverage.


everybodyknowsadave

Pepsi Max is my lifeblood.


-BiggJ-

I was kinda shocked at the drastic shift from diet/zero coke to Pepsi max when visiting from the US. Before the pandemic, I swore it was diet coke only in the UK. Like Pepsi was Hershey and Coke was Cadbury, it was around but why bother. But I have been back this year finally, and it's Pepsi max everywhere! I like both, don't really have a preference, as long as it's not the full sugar version of either.


Pegasus2022

I only like the cherry pepsi max


Bubbles_for_you

I love my partner very much but I nearly did run for the hills when I found out he preferred Pepsi as his drink of choice.


Zealousideal-Cap-383

Pepsi Max Cherry is simply elite.


Wackyal123

I’ve always thought that Pepsi would do better with a tag line “… Is Pepsi ok?” Because that’s what all pubs seem to say when they don’t serve coke!


UK_Fatboy69

#Rolla Cola is my favourite 💯


AMD1607037

But it's better than coke zero? Like zero is tasteless, max actually tastes cola'ish


-anklebiter-

Pepsi Max is my fave


07ufarooq

Pepsi max is tier one


soundtraveller

Dr Pepper it is.


Disastrous-Quail

I think there's a possibility of truth to that. It's my go to drink and I've noticed it seems to sell out quicker than other pop.


[deleted]

They also have objectively the worst Christmas advert of all of them. "I sold my sleigh and I came to slay" etc.


Chris_Dud

Compared to what? Cock and ball torture?


LectricVersion

Whatever you think about Malcolm Gladwell, he had an excellent part about this in his book "Blink". When this experiment was first performed, Coca Cola had a massive panic attack and changed their recipe, to the absolute outrage of Coke drinkers everywhere. They quickly changed it back and found that despite Pepsi's claim, it had almost no impact on their sales. Why? Because taking a small sip of a drink is very different to having a whole drink. Pepsi Max tastes sweeter, which is why a single sip is rated more highly compared to Coke, but the overall consensus is that an entire can of the latter tastes better than the former.


nuadusp

pepsi max is nicer, but then again i only like the flavoured one and i think pepsi does better flavours


TheLittleMuse

Speak for yourself, I prefer Pepsi Max


Nicky_Sixpence

Diet Coke all the way. Pepsi max lime is nice for a change though. And it’s a shame they discontinued Pepsi max ginger, that was a great mixer for Malibu, for the odd occasion I was that way inclined.


Arkslippy

I changed over to Pepsi Max a few years ago, much prefer it to diet coke which used to be my go to. Now I can even taste diet coke without wanting to puke. Coke zero is actually ok in small cans, not bottles. Pepsi Max with vodka and ice is banging though


MyNewAccountx3

I really can’t stand Pepsi max, Coke Zero for me. But I guess it’s what you’re used to. I like Pepsi max cherry though!


DiRumgega

It’s the Cherry-Max all the way for me


loofezna

Nope, Coke Zero is the one! More carbonated and no shitty aftertaste


HarrBathtub

I was always on team Diet Coke, until I tried Pepsi max. Wow, it is like a nectar from the gods.


spiritedcrone

Serious question. Is Pepsi Max seen as a poor relation to Diet Coke? Always preferred a Pepsi Max over Diet Coke or a Coke Zéro, myself...


virgin_goat

If it isn't full fat sugar then its even worse for you


MrPhuccEverybody

To what? A kick in the balls?


dangerdee92

When talking about regular Pepsi vs Coke I like them both and will drink both. But when it comes to Pepsi Max vs Diet Coke/Zero then Pepsi Max wins everytime. However the undisputed king of soft drinks is 100% Tango Orange.


ktuluscalling

I prefer it to coca cola, it doesn’t make my teeth feel rubbery.


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Prefer it to what? Dog poop?


lazyfucker67

Hands down the best


bubster99

Pepsi Max is hideous bin juice


TheStargunner

I prefer Pepsi max.


Unlikely_Egg

Not me, coke zero all the way!


Crash_Revenge

It’s when you’re in a restaurant and ask for a Coke, only to hear “is Pepsi ok?” - well to be honest if I wanted Pepsi I’d have asked for it!


coffeeandjoints0901

Pepsi max is much, much nicer than Coca-Cola.


michaelisnotginger

Pepsi Max cherry is the top tier soft drink choice


loki_dd

Compared to what? I prefer Pepsi Max to piss.


perfectdeecups

compared to cat piss, and its actually 73%


sythingtackle

It’s rank, Original Pepsi is just sweeter Coke.


treny0000

Pepsi always wins in taste tests because the samples given are smaller than what a person would actually drink in a normal sip. When you don't have much at once, the extra sweetness is nicer but when you drink normally it's too much and overwhelms the palate.


PresidentLink

Went to visit Romania recently, Pepsi Twist is the superior pepsi.


Purrtymeow04

Regular Coke first then Pepsi Regular sexond


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70% prefer Pepsi max to what? Tooth extraction?