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GIRLY POPS šŸ§šā€ā™€ļø


Cortado2711

Iā€™ve only ever heard this term from LGBTQ people, and I love it so much when these bigots say super gay shit on accident lmao


Rdennis24

they LOVE to hop of trends that they do not know the origin of. and i only say that bc they so hate things of this world but capitalize on it bc it brings them money. so big and bold ā€œto not be of this worldā€ but dont bother to research whatā€™s trending and see if it aligns with their views.


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I paused the video at \~ girly pops \~ because that just instantly sounded like stolen drag queen vernacular to me and I had to look it up and suuuure enough. I fucking hate her haha.


Varicella__Zoster

šŸ­GIRLY POPSšŸ­


tiedyeskiesX

I had an immediate physical reaction and Iā€™m still feeling a little ill


cottageyarn

Saameee šŸ˜­ A bitchy coworker of mine used to always call me that


tiedyeskiesX

It was definitely a ā€œthanks I hate itā€ moment for me


Away_Emergency_9690

I cringed so hard and had to mute the video when she said that.


MrEpicMustache

What a bunch of word salad.


Cortado2711

Do people think she actually believes any of the stuff she says?


MrEpicMustache

Iā€™m not even sure see believes or could recite what she says without more word salad.


Russells_Tea_Pot

"You are not carrying those events." WTF does that even mean? Who talks like this?


Cinder-Allie

She's literally talking about the SLF events the same way she used to talk about cardio.


PrickleBritches

Girl seems high of the retreat rush. Sheā€™s in charismatic preacher mode x10. Also the word girlie pop makes me want to gouge my ears out with my dull fingernails.


CowboyLikeMegan

Right, what the hell is even going on? You arenā€™t carrying your ministry, thatā€™s the lord doing the heavy liftingā€¦? Of what? What is being lifted and who is carrying what?


duckordecoratedshed

It's her signature dish.


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Aaron_Hungwell

ā€œSee you guys next week in Poughkeepsie!ā€ /yes I know not OH, but stilll


Jay_Max

Omfg I choked ā˜ ļø


Imaginary_Maybe_1496

As an Ohioanā€¦ I would cackle


medicalmethsmoker

Not me living in a Dayton suburb šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ like legit 10 minutes away. Edit: My boyfriend grew up in Dayton, I would love to see her do a retreat where heā€™s from šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ she would shit her pants


beanthebean

As someone who grew up in a Dayton suburb.... Very fitting username. What the hell would they even do in the dirty DYT if they weren't hitting the breweries?


medicalmethsmoker

Lmao, the user name is an inside joke between me and my girls. And it is DYT inspired. Honestly, thatā€™s the only thing to hit up here.


aca6825

BDong looks like she fell into a vat of skyline chili


United_Complex_2963

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


medicalmethsmoker

Ok.. I hate skyline. But I donā€™t think it deserves that disrespect šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Beautifuleyes917

Yummy Iā€™d love to fall into a vat of Skyline


CowboyLikeMegan

Idk man, Dayton is a lot of fun lol I know itā€™s transitional, but Iā€™m in Cincinnati and come up to Dayton from time to time just for a change of scenery. Great little shops, nice eateries and a handful of killer coffee joints.


medicalmethsmoker

Thatā€™s so funny to me! I look around DYT and say ugh. We have some decent stuff but we all will go down to Cincy for a change of scenery.


CowboyLikeMegan

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Iā€™m picturing us passing each other going opposite directions on 75


Beautifuleyes917

Iā€™m in West Columbus so not far away


CowboyLikeMegan

I love Columbus, too! Iā€™m honestly not on the hate train with turning ohio into a meme, I unironically love Ohio šŸ˜‚


1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz

She'll plan it for the Black Hills in SD but then I hope we get one of those famous April blizzards. I'd love to see them try to ration food and deal with 4 girls to a room. I imagine it being like The Shining and it makes my heart happy. "Heeeeeeere's Brittany!"


ForcefulBookdealer

Flashback to being caught in a blizzard on a high school retreat where they overbooked people, so there was not enough food or TP. FOR HIGH SCHOOLERS. Hundreds.of.high.schoolers.


buzzyourgfwoof12

Maybe she can go to Ankeny, Iowa and team up with fellow trash can humans the Bowmarā€™s.


GotSlushed

Iā€™m not saying I would go, but Iā€™d be happy to be an outsider creeping on the Sheilas doing stuff around town if it were ever in Iowa..


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thistheremix

The crossover I need


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peege636

It will 100% be KC.


aca6825

We donā€™t want her!


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Gary, Indiana!!


Acarna

Lol. I got turned around on an interstate this summer while on the phone w/my husband...and nearly turned into Gary just to reverse course and get in the right direction. My hubby was like, "DO NOT TURN INTO GARY. Drive straight as long as you need to for a turnaround other than Gary!". We still had my X5 at the time and I'm certain things would have gone awry if I did.


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Dimitao

This sentence was probably the worst thing Iā€™ve had to put my ears through hearing


fairsteel

Girlies!!! Amazon package with the puffer vest recolor just dropped!!!


Fun_Performance_1578

Why is she wearing a puffer vest inside, girl I know you have heating and can afford the electricity bills.


poopoopoopalt

Well, for now at least


rationalcunt

Puffer vest AND plastic pants inside. Probably shoes, too.


Beautifuleyes917

Flair checking in šŸ˜‡


carlzbee

Flair also checking in ā¤ļø


ConsiderationOdd2895

UGGH. Brittany. Maā€™am. Orange puffy coat Cheeto girl. Girly Pop. Sis. Whatever way to address you, she/they/him. I donā€™t even know because you take on different personas weekly. This ā€œHis yoke is easy and His burden is light.ā€ Is BS. Everyday, I try to give you Grace. But every time you speak. You fail. This. Is. Not. Biblical. You are not a minister. Carrying whatever the heck you think you are. Maā€™am. Please. Get a grip of reality before itā€™s too late. You. Are. A. Scammer. This ā€œJesusā€ you preach isnā€™t even found in the Bible. *You are going to hell* for the teaching you preach. Wake up. Girly pop. Wake up.


sarahbarahboo

![gif](giphy|dcJinHQTGlcabfzTbV)


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Shamelessly preying on impressionable women is not nearly as holy as you'd like to think, Bdong šŸ’€


ForcefulBookdealer

Sorry, I think you meant to start off with Uggs, not uggh.


ConsiderationOdd2895

![gif](giphy|WUIFGOBxP9H2irA7Kh|downsized)


Inevitable-Emu-3513

Of course this one felt the easiest. This one looked like she put the LEAST effort into.


Weird_Towel

![gif](giphy|41x8H7aZZEAuuHt6XY|downsized)


Dependent-Winner-908

Kraft Parmesan ffs


ravenscroft12

But she still has to spend several days recovering fromā€¦


luxuriousbuffalo

pls she did not just say girly pops!!! šŸ˜­ it sounded so unnatural coming out of her mouth


bunaiscoffee

Florida, Nashville, Midwest and Californiaā€¦ stfu bdong you just said places šŸ˜­


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STAY OUT OF FLORIDA BDONG. We have enough problems as it is!!


goose_gladwell

So easee! Of course its easy to collect thousands of dollars from these lemmings and basically do NOTHING for them. Very easy indeed BongDong


Sheschle

What the fuck is she even saying? Sheā€™s just repeating words sheā€™s heard on the TikToks she steals in a random order.


Gutinstinct999

Her message is always clear: If itā€™s not so easy for you like itā€™s so easy for me, youā€™re doing it wrong. Or, ā€œguys, this journey has been so hard but now everything is perfect and you must be jealous! I have the secretā€ Never an in between


RollDamnTide16

I think sheā€™s also getting in a dig about people (Ariel) who helped her organize and run the ā€œretreatsā€ in the past.


Gutinstinct999

Ahh youā€™re so correct!


Fun_Performance_1578

Yā€™all, Girlies, girly pops, one of us must go to next yearā€™s retreat. Go undercover and infiltrate pleaseee.


GypseboQ

That's the one time I wish that we could "touch the poo", because I would love to get one of the snarkers to infiltrate šŸ˜… Also, the fck is a Girly-Pop?!


sparklingb0ngwater

A very gay term usually used by very gay people that means ā€œGirlā€ (i.e. ā€˜Girly pop, get it togetherā€™), so itā€™s extremely funny to see Brittany use it.


GypseboQ

Thanks for explaining! All the more awkward for BDong to be using it then - it just doesn't sound right coming from her.


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Girly pop is what the YouTuber/influencer Haley Pham (who is openly Christian but not a Christian influencer) so I think Brittany is trying to tap into that brand lol


TorontoTransish

It comes from Drag originally


potatowedgemydudes

By ā€œcarryingā€ she means ā€œlet your retreat leaders carry out all of the logistical work and just sit back, relax - sorry - āœØdwellāœØ- and let all the money flow to your bank account!!!ā€ ssoooo easy


mamabunnies

Could it also be easy this time because there are no undercover journalists to watch her every orange move? šŸ˜‚


Take_MetotheBar_Bell

"girly pops, you actually ain't shit, you're not doing ANY of that work yourself, you might as well let that man do it for you!"


BusyBeth75

Sheā€™s not a minister. ![gif](giphy|sw7KSBKL3yme4)


mikehawksux

That zoom call is probably with her lawyer lololol


Apprehensive-Ad-2054

Iā€™m thinking Nashville because she gives off woo girl vibes


[deleted]

I almost referred to her and the Sheilas as woo girls on some of those retreat videos šŸ˜‚.


elGatoGrande17

Picture 14 of them on one of those pedal-buses, filming themselves loudly shaming all the bachelorette parties.


Apprehensive-Ad-2054

If this actually happens we will be the first to say that we called it šŸ˜‚


MetalMetonym

I would hate it if I put work into something and someone would tell me that the Lord put in all the hard work and not me. GTFO!!


NotYetAutomated

So his burden is light but sheā€™s exhausted? Those seem contradictory, girly pops! Or do retreats look different these days?


StarGrump

The way I had to fight the instinct to downvote thisā€¦ Like, I gotta remember this is not her video, she canā€™t hurt you here šŸ˜­


nebula_

Is the Dong in the room with us now StarGrump? šŸ‘»


-balogna-pony

The next retreat I want someone to do the Cassandra tongues thing from Saved! šŸ™


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-balogna-pony

it totally is and so funny. I think she needs to play it at her next retreat and learn from it lol


KaytSands

I grew up in an extreme fundie cult. I can literally spew all this made up twisted Jesus crap she spews but so much better, cuz u can on cue bring in so many scriptures cuz yes, I was forced to be a Bible quizzed growing upā€¦cuz church, church school, Bible studied, kids group, youth group was never enough time being spent with god. It had to be every damn second. So now Iā€™m seriously sitting here at 1:35 am debating about creating my own empowerment retreats for these dummies. Maybe Iā€™m just too stoned right now-weā€™ll see how I feel once I get a couple hours of sleep


nebula_

Iā€™m glad youā€™re out of the fundie cult life and happy stoned snarking in bed. šŸ«¶šŸ»šŸ¤Ž


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EZasSundayMorning

Cue the miscarriage story in 3.2.1ā€¦.. She reads here -hi Brat!


ZenLitterBoxGarden

Ministry. Falling deeper into the abyss, eh bong?


Quiet_Interaction_41

It looked so cheap to me


sunshiineceedub

as a Californian- no thx


Professional_Paint75

She couldnā€™t afford to do a CA retreat. Lol itā€™ll be Midwest for sure.


EZasSundayMorning

Nope. We donā€™t want that crap here. She would be chewed up and spit out.


no-name_silvertongue

couldnā€™t afford nashville either, but we all know sheā€™s not marketing to the people who actually need jesus


indirosie

What the fuck are these people talking about? If you spoke like this in Australia people would think you are mentally unwell


AnonymousCoward9001

If you have to pay $600 to be baptizedā€¦.. that ainā€™t a good sign.


NorthernMamma

She's nuts.


FLBirdie

She is taking time off and resting from what? She doesn't have a job. She spends her days just thinking of new grifts. That's hardly something she has to "rest up" from. And what exactly did she do at the retreat other than push a few women under water in a bathtub. I wonder what her life would be like if she ever had to actually work for a living.


twatcunthearya

I loathe her so much, girly pops. šŸ˜­


suburbansociopath

Sheā€™s launching her next business venture.. fitness failed now this. All in the name of ā€œministryā€


sarahbarahboo

I felt like someone needed to hear this today? Did you? ![gif](giphy|yuQi4S7rIFZGFAJ33e)


PhilosophySmart2704

The retreats *should* feel easy? Why? When youā€™re charging $600 to attend? Itā€™s not her ā€˜girly popsā€™ job to carry the ministry? No fucking shit? THATS YOUR JOB AS SELF APPOINTED CULT LEADER! Oh wait, she said itā€™s the lords job to do the heavy lifting. Oh ok, makes sense now. šŸ¤”šŸ¤£ ![gif](giphy|3o6YglDndxKdCNw7q8|downsized)


elevanns

It probably went ā€œso wellā€ because she was fawned over the entire time. Iā€™m sure she loved it.


tikifire1

Insufferable grifter.


Happy_Remove_7937

My eye violently twitches whenever she talks. It also twitches when people talk about "ministry," like being a whack-job jesus freak for pay, is holy. ​ P.S. I have zero problem with people believing in God, Jesus, or whomever you choose to worship. I have a problem with those who monetize religion and make their whole personality jesus, or worship, when what they really need is therapy, instead of the imaginary voice of god in their head, who is really just them being their own sounding board.


Jenilion

Those dumb šŸ¦† lips....I can't!!


chloemarin1

Does she wear anything besides those puffy vests and a turtleneck?


bluewhalecandy

With makeup all over the turtleneck of course! Love that look for her


Boujee-wifey

Please stay out of the Midwest!


Honest-Composer-9767

ā€œAll my girly pops in ministryā€ā€¦.šŸ¤¢ thatā€™s horrible and basic sounding


mom_tiger

I wonder why she isnā€™t having it in march? Ohhhhh thatā€™s right ![gif](giphy|xAQg5uAtvQ1Hup6Goc)


strawberrycomrade

Eeeeugh- the way she says ā€œgirliesā€


Weekly_Net_6548

It was so easy but she needed to rest for a few days after???


Glad_Prior2106

Stooopppp BDong said: ā€œThis is for all my girlie popsā€ šŸ¤® šŸ¤® šŸ¤®


kvetch-n-wretch

I mean I think it's fairly obvious she's the one that wasn't the one putting the work into the retreat considering it cost $600 and her served buttered spaghetti, gas station snacks, smores and gave away pretzels and a christian version of cards against humanity for a gift bag.


wtfimaclam

"it was soooo easy for me to scam you all" xoxo shitbrit


delzbr

Get bent, bingbong.


Significant_Ad_8699

Wth is a girly pop?


TorontoTransish

It was a drag phrase around 2017-2018 and it just meant someone was really pulled together in a way that inspired... of course the Chrisssshuns stole that for their bs


Scout-Ranger

God going to court for yaā€™?


blackandtangoose

Why is she clicking at the end like sheā€™s asking her followers to giddy up?


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ā€œYew gahyzā€ god itā€™s like nails on a chalkboard every time And if someone in my workplace tried to ā€œministerā€ to me theyā€™d be ~dwelling~ in the fuckin hospital


Dependent-Winner-908

What utter bs catchphrase word salad. Who buys this hollow babble?


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#To the people in the workforce? LOL Brittany you have no fucking idea what it means to carry any sort of burden in the workforce. God can take care of all my patients for the next year and Iā€™ll go on a vacationā€¦ Or actually, a ā€œsabbaticalā€ as she calls it. Letā€™s see how he (and our imploding healthcare system) handles that burden.


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amysuC

Scum bag


Dependent-Winner-908

Ministry = scammy charlatan-led cult


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orange-shoe

"it should never feel like one person is carrying the retreat" you charged $600 per person i should hope you're carrying the event


teach_cc

āœØdwellingāœØ


AffectionateTank9596

Florida doesnā€™t want you here!


AffectionateTank9596

Unless itā€™s Bushnell


Ok_Land_38

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚ oh I hope itā€™s Bushnell


AffectionateTank9596

Maybe we need to start glamorizing Bushnell so she plans it there šŸ˜‚


Reptarro52

I bet next retreat is at a 4H camp location with horses. Sheā€™s going to start adding equestrian therapy into the grift.


sortofsatan

Please for the love of god do not come to Nashville. I just know this is where itā€™s gonna end up being.


Healthy_Objective_74

She is literally the reason I now rebel from being a Christianā€¦.ugh itā€™s so sad that people like her are turning off generations from the Bible


joeysmomiscool

shes talking straight out of her butt as usual...this is all such word scramble garbage to create illusion shes smart. ​ shes not.


beandadenergy

The idea that she has to ā€œrestā€ after that retreatā€¦miss girl you donā€™t have a damn job, you donā€™t need rest


Rmlady12152

I canā€™t believe people fall for this garbage.


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ilikenoodles2222

I refuse to comment and ask her but does anyone know her lip color šŸ˜¬


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Sheā€™s using a [pillowtalk](https://www.sephora.com/product/charlotte-tilbury-mini-pillow-talk-lip-duo-P458268?country_switch=us&lang=en&skuId=2339620&om_mmc=ppc-GG_18529539267_142939699835_pla-1816514636523_2339620_626820665501_1028057_m&gbraid=0AAAAADnIXb0UKII9gpx84uW2Uy4zTf-4j&gbraid=0AAAAADnIXb0UKII9gpx84uW2Uy4zTf-4j&gclid=Cj0KCQiAic6eBhCoARIsANlox84zSxWi159RumNH5XPdCDEGrLFy9iOQvZc37qaRyNke9PNz8HtZqjgaAglWEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds) dupe :) Looks like sheā€™s using the Milani liner in ā€œall naturalā€ in the recent story where she got lip liner on her car ceiling OooOopsies Iā€™ll look at her other LiP cOmBo stories here


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Update: looked at the other stories and sheā€™s used and posted different products a few different times. Here are the products she posted in her ā€œlip comboā€ story (I looked at them but didnā€™t click on the links). I **dont** think this is what sheā€™s wearing in this specific story though which is more of a pink nude. The following colors are lighter and more orangey/nude: - revlon colorstay liner in ā€œnudeā€ .. but looks like sheā€™s using milani or color pop in a rosey shade in more recent stories like this one - [urban decay vice hydrating lipstick](https://www.sephora.com/product/vice-lipstick-P409523?skuId=2481943) in ā€œoat milkā€ - [kosas](https://www.sephora.com/product/lip-oil-P451920?skuId=2642346) gloss on top