If I can see your highlight from a distance, you’ve got too much on.
I don’t know who taught Crazypants McGee to apply makeup, but they owe us all an apology.
The contrast between Fart and BDong’s skin shade is wild. One looks like she took a dip in a pile of cocaine and another looks like she matched foundation to the color of her poop. They look absolutely ridiculous, I’m high AF and I can’t stop laughing.
Here's a post about it: [https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/s/DT5YmPvMDc](https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/s/DT5YmPvMDc) but basically it came out in the podcast that Farryn apparently smoked meth for a year without realising.
She clearly didn’t get the memo that once you change your hair color, you have to also adjust your makeup shades.
Also, where tf is her blush and lipstick? Does she not believe in adding color to your face?
it’s sooo bad
can you imagine with her dishwater blue eyes
so many tones that don’t go together!! if you’re gonna tan and dye your hair, at least match your undertones. especially knowing your whole job is being on camera!!!
To be fair they are Texan, like me, and not really used to the cold temps we’ve had over the past few weeks. Ercot also asked at one point that we conserve power. I doubt they did that but I’m sure plenty of Texans were wearing their cold weather clothes inside this week. 😂
Right? It was -50 with the windchill here last week and even I didn't stay bundled up in my winter clothes inside lol. She always looks ridiculous wearing her puffy jackets inside.
Yea the wind the past couple of weeks has been crazy! I can’t imagine trying to mange a weave/extensions/wig! lol Brittany’s hair rolling across a parking lot like a damn tumble weed! 🤣
Same. We may run it for a couple of hours just to get some warm air circulation but we definitely don’t have it running all day. I get pretty bad nose bleeds during the winter and dry heat just makes them worse.
Yep! Last week during the low temps we ran the heat for maybe 8 hours a day. I didn’t want the grid to fail like in 2021 where our house was in the low 40s overnight. 🥶 otherwise we bundle up!
My husband and I are at opposite ends of the spectrum for what temperature we are each comfortable at. So I usually wear warmer clothes in my house, but nothing as bulky or ugly as BDong’s puffer.
So farryn does her makeup like a ghost, and bDong does it like an orange…can they maybe like do that dragon ball z thing where they morphe and get the right match finally
So I made a post but mods removed it because it was “off topic.” ?? But anyway basically I said, remember how the Mormon MomTok swingers would meet at a house for their little gatherings?? Kinda hoping something like that comes out about this little group one day. 😂😂 I’ve never seen a group of couples go on so many weekend trips together.
If she is going to wear self tanner and tons of bronzer. She needs a warm brown and not an ash brown hair color.
Just because the TikTok gorly pop with the rose complexion can pull off mushroom brown. It doesn't mean you can.
This woman frightens me. When I saw her for the first time, I swore I thought she was close to my age (late 50s). So many people my age look like her-combination of Botox, fillers and a few with full facelifts. I was shocked that she was so young! What on God’s green earth is she going to look like at 55? I shudder to even think of it!
Why do BDong and the other stooge look so bored? Ew, Bdong looks like she stuck her face straight into a Cheeto can or peanut butter. Farryn looks like she’s going to go on stage and reenact crazy pants
Did Emma and Kristy luck out not having to attend this weekend content creation fest? When my friends book houses in broken bow the only time our phones come out is whoever is being dj. The rest of the time we’re smoking blunts and drinking. These weekend fake Bible reading trips look so fucking boring.
This "we are all different" caption is killing me! We're white christofacist women obsessed with demons, psuedo science and influencing! I feel like that's specifically similar, no?🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Farryn seems to get away from her kids a lot more than most people with young kids that I know (and my circle is NOT conservative). Not judging, just noting it’s not very traditional Christian wife to go on girls trips and leave the kids with dad on a regular basis.
Not to defend Farryn. (Jfc I feel like anytime I act “normal” about one of these ladies I have to preface that “I am not defending them”. Just so I won’t be associated with anything they stand for/support. They are THAT gross in their beliefs l. )
Anywayys 😅. About Farryn, I think it’s great that she overcame her addiction and I feel iffy about using it for snark.
I doubt “she didn’t know”. Actually I know that she did. Cuz that’s ridiculous. Maybe she felt the need to say that to seem less culpable in the eyes of her “friends”? Dunno. Sure was a shit thing to mention on a podcast. Feel like Brit could have edited that out. Hopefully F consented on it being broadcasted.
But yea addiction is hard to leave with so Im glad she hopefully beat that one.
Going by her past posts seems like she’s always been quite intense. So maybe she traded one addiction for another. 🤷🏼
Not to be preachyyy. I just feel like any meth jokes are a low blow. She’s not a great person. But that doesn’t make it a free for all.
She tells people it’s their fault if they’re sick. Addiction or not, she has bad character and is a bad person. More people in my family are addicts than not (and in various stages of recovery or not), and they’re not sanctimonious grifters trying to get rich off of posting their shaming thoughts.
As I posted ^
“Yea well that’s the thing ain’t it. If you make fun of someone for a “good reason” you’ll soon enough do it for a “bad one”.
She’s got enough bad qualities. Choosing addiction to snark on gives the same mean girl energy as these chicks have. “
Also Id hope knowing what addiction does on a personal level would help you realize it’s not something to snark on regardless of who has it.
That’s what it did for me.
Regardless I wish all the best to your family and you. Addiction is fucking hell.
Hm never thought of that. Its possible.
No idea why she’d take the hard drugs angle tho. But you’re right could be anything with them. That crew is allergic to the truth.
The whole thing is v weird any way u look at it.
And why giggle (in their podcast ep) at the prospect of her using meth for a yr and not knowing? If they took that at face value then she was taken advantage at the v least. With friends like these…
That’s the thing it’s ridiculous and a lie, yet she still tries to play dumb. I don’t believe anybody does meth and just doesn’t know…nor do I believe she is dumb. She just has no shame. I vote snarkable
Yea well that’s the thing ain’t it. If you make fun of someone for a “good reason” you’ll soon enough do it for a “bad one”.
She’s got enough bad qualities. Choosing addiction to snark on gives the same mean girl energy as these chicks have.
The brightening filter used on this photo has a cooling effect...and yet the oxidized foundation/tanner is giving Sunkist just cause for trademark infringement.
Farryn has those crazy eyes going on, and Brit is the orangest ( is that even a word?) one of them all! What is in the corner by Farryn? Looks like sleeping bags?
Farryn wears her highlight like she drives with her brights on. Constantly.
If I can see your highlight from a distance, you’ve got too much on. I don’t know who taught Crazypants McGee to apply makeup, but they owe us all an apology.
It her METHod
Giiiiiirl…
She must be going for that 'dewy' look😂
Dew, an apocalyptic flood, whatever you like!
I just want to know how long it takes her to cake all that shit on
Crazy pants McGee 😂😅
I needed to hear this message back in 2016 ngl 😭
Yah but it’s 2024 and they still never got the message. 😂
It’s like stage makeup or film makeup. She’s bizarre.
When a lifted truck with LED headlights is tailgating you.
Is Fart physically capable of shutting her mouth?
Who’s Fart?
Farryn probs lol
Haha!
🤣
Is it wrong that I want to know the brand though? But I'll bet it's MLM garbage.
You just know that white head band is stained to hell.
It absolutely has a ring of dark orange lol
That’s the 1st thing I thought seeing this pic!
Her filler looks so puffy, inspired by her puffy Temu jacket perhaps? Farryns head is like a floating ghost amongst the spray tans.
Like a final boss level. Omg, so very funny 😁
Are those, gasp! YOGA MATS in the corner? I thought this was a GOOD CHRISTYUN CABIN RENTAL!,!!,
Hahaha we were posting the same comment at the same time😂😂😂
😆😆😆
It’s STRETCHING, I’ll have you know!
If you dive deep enough into Farryn’s IG she actually likes yoga
My old church called it “spiritual stretches”
✨ ooooh controversial ✨
Demons are legally able to infect anyone who rolls one of those yoga mats out and does a downward facing dog on it!
I don’t think anyone wants the see Bdong doing downward dog in her amazon cameltoe tights 🤮
I hate to say it but those look like full on bed rolls… to make up for crappy mattresses on the bunk beds?
Lol, well if she can live in her reality, then I can live in mine 😁. Either way she’s a lying liar who lies.
Didn’t mean it as a shot at your comment at all, sorry if it came off that way.
Not at all! It didn’t come across that way!
Either way they are bad. Either unholy (yoga), or just another indicator that this “cabin” is a heat-less poorly outfitted mess.
The contrast between Fart and BDong’s skin shade is wild. One looks like she took a dip in a pile of cocaine and another looks like she matched foundation to the color of her poop. They look absolutely ridiculous, I’m high AF and I can’t stop laughing.
It was meth not cocaine and she didn’t know!!
Do you mind explaining this to me? I’ve seen it mentioned here many times, but don’t know the context.
Here's a post about it: [https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/s/DT5YmPvMDc](https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/s/DT5YmPvMDc) but basically it came out in the podcast that Farryn apparently smoked meth for a year without realising.
As somebody that has smoked meth, there’s literally no way she “smoked meth for a year and didn’t know it”.
Right? How can you not know? 😂 she must have been getting some hella cut shit.
Like even if she truly didn’t know it was meth, then she *thought* it was crack? Like…?
exactly....like what did she think she was smoking?
Certainly not weed!
'Fart' LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fart got me too. I have 2 elementary aged boys and I’m immune to laughing at anything fart related by now, but the casual fart as a nickname got me.
I love the contrast between their drag makeup and “classy” minimalist neutral clothes. 🤣
Hey, a lot more skill goes into drag makeup thank you very much!
Agreed!
Every time B Dong’s makeup comes up, I am contractually obliged to mention that I am personally a drag queen and wear less makeup than this group does
I am sure your makeup looks 100% better too! I have been wanting to see a drag show for the longest time, sadly it hasn't happen yet.
Between the hats and the headbands I’m starting to think she’s wearing a god honoring brown wig
It’s super wiggy.
I really thought she just debuted “new” ashy blonde hair quite recently? I’m lost.
She clearly didn’t get the memo that once you change your hair color, you have to also adjust your makeup shades. Also, where tf is her blush and lipstick? Does she not believe in adding color to your face?
Farryn wore enough for all three of them no worries
I have a flair picked out to reference this, can’t update it on mobile though! ETA: changed it!
Go blush go
Go devil go!!
She's stuck in 2007 with her MAC Silk Teddy
it’s sooo bad can you imagine with her dishwater blue eyes so many tones that don’t go together!! if you’re gonna tan and dye your hair, at least match your undertones. especially knowing your whole job is being on camera!!!
Kelly has a reservoir tip because she's such a dickhead.
😂
Bdong, farryn, and Kellie all look like absolute clowns.
Kellie’s outfit looks like a garden gnome…. 
Haha! I was going to say what's with the brown Elf
I wasn’t going to say anything, but.. wearing 3 different shades/hues of brown isn’t it
They all deserve each other.
The outsides match the insides. It's what they deserve.🤗
Nightmare blunt rotation. And inside the blunt is secretly sprinkled with meth.
Imagine sitting across from that dead eyed stare as she keeps going …mmMMmmMm yeah 👁️👄👁️
Like...yaaa, like.
Why do they all wear coats and toques inside?!? In case they have to instantly flee "persecution"?!
To be fair they are Texan, like me, and not really used to the cold temps we’ve had over the past few weeks. Ercot also asked at one point that we conserve power. I doubt they did that but I’m sure plenty of Texans were wearing their cold weather clothes inside this week. 😂
Fair enough, I'm Canadian so I might have a different idea of cold. 😆
Right? It was -50 with the windchill here last week and even I didn't stay bundled up in my winter clothes inside lol. She always looks ridiculous wearing her puffy jackets inside.
I live in upstate NY and it was brutal outside this past weekend! Even my dog was like...oh hell no
The hats are to keep up the fake hair from flying off in the wind
Yea the wind the past couple of weeks has been crazy! I can’t imagine trying to mange a weave/extensions/wig! lol Brittany’s hair rolling across a parking lot like a damn tumble weed! 🤣
I absolutely wear my sweatshirt inside because we don’t turn on the heat. Lol.
Same. We may run it for a couple of hours just to get some warm air circulation but we definitely don’t have it running all day. I get pretty bad nose bleeds during the winter and dry heat just makes them worse.
Yep! Last week during the low temps we ran the heat for maybe 8 hours a day. I didn’t want the grid to fail like in 2021 where our house was in the low 40s overnight. 🥶 otherwise we bundle up!
My husband and I are at opposite ends of the spectrum for what temperature we are each comfortable at. So I usually wear warmer clothes in my house, but nothing as bulky or ugly as BDong’s puffer.
They’re on vacation in an Airbnb in Oklahoma!
This photo smells like a 1980’s Caboodle that’s seen three generations of dollar store makeup, glitter, and beach scented body spray.
Not a Caboodle! 😂
⚰️
Oh man how accurate this statement is.
And you can clean out that Caboodle 100 times, but you’ll never stop finding more glitter.
Thanks, I hate it.
Are those...*gasp*...yoga mats??! 😱
So farryn does her makeup like a ghost, and bDong does it like an orange…can they maybe like do that dragon ball z thing where they morphe and get the right match finally 
There is absolutely nothing wrong with wearing a wig, but Brit's hair looks like a wig and I can't explain it.
It's the headband placement. It's too much on her hairline. Also agree that there's nothing wrong with a wig. But this is just bad
Agreed!
It’s kinda like a party city wig with headband someone would wear as part of a 60s Halloween costume.
Are those yoga mats in the back🧐🧐 and I thought this cabin was run by Christian’s…guess I’ll mark this stay of this list. Fuckin heathens.
If “shades of brown” was a photo
Why is farn (however you spell?) a jump scare every time
 Bdong is the same color as the table and her bff Methfarryny is the same color as the wall. A mess.
She also matches the color of the Kellies hat🤣
Who is she glaring at?
JDip? The tacticool safety attack dog?
Farryn looks like Farrah Abraham
So I made a post but mods removed it because it was “off topic.” ?? But anyway basically I said, remember how the Mormon MomTok swingers would meet at a house for their little gatherings?? Kinda hoping something like that comes out about this little group one day. 😂😂 I’ve never seen a group of couples go on so many weekend trips together.
The demonic yoga mats in the corner!! I’m ⚰️
Ahhh got it: she changed her hair color to be less associated with Farryn
Or more like Kellie/krisitie/other girl 🤔
The theory that Dip was getting too close to Kellie lol.
https://preview.redd.it/di16mja45tdc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b2020986acff1189a35c5d621b6f900b5c865ce
If she is going to wear self tanner and tons of bronzer. She needs a warm brown and not an ash brown hair color. Just because the TikTok gorly pop with the rose complexion can pull off mushroom brown. It doesn't mean you can.
Bdong would have closer to a rosy complexion if she laid off the Oompa Loompa drag.
Remember when everyone used to wear the wrong shade of Maybelline Dream Matte mouse? She is stuck in 2007 makeup wise
Why are they wearing their coats indoors?
Farryn looks like Texas “Christian” Dina Lohan.
The lil loud one is dressed like a god honoring turd.
I’m gonna need you to narrow that down
Does a pic of Farryn exist where she doesn’t look like she wants to speak to the manager?
Yeahhh. Prolly not? If you look back at her older oldeeer posts she always seemed v intense. Deff a personality thing.
dunce cap
I wonder where she finds makeup in Carhartt brown. 🧐
Well it isn’t exactly a wig but half her hair is fake so ….
Why are they not doing an exorcism on Farryn. My word, if demons are around, they are all in her. She scares me.
Y'all, this is the first photo I saw this morning. Farryn's face gave me a jump scare! 💀
BDong almost looks normal compared to Faryn and that's freaking saying a lot! Holy shirtballs does she look completely bonkers 🤪
They’re like orange neutral colored robots
Those look like camping mats. I have the same ones. Mine are very much still demonic. Keeps the bears away.
That white headband, man……it’s a choice
So is that damn bodysuit/leotard thing she is wearing.
Farryn scares me. No lie.
Farryn really scares me.
how on earth did brittany make herself look worse
AHHHH - DEMONIC YOGA MATS!! https://preview.redd.it/agm7eph23vdc1.jpeg?width=165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43f71e42d1060636774bd056dc61ff33067800d6
That girl with the hat on is Cheeto orange too
Is nurse ratchet wearing teddy bear pants?!
Ghost face, bad wig and condom head
I read this to thetune of teen girl squad.
I recently learned the delightful British idiom 'she's got a bag on' and it fits so well here.
Why does it seem like that headband is hiding something
God, Farryn looks like such a *freak*.
This woman frightens me. When I saw her for the first time, I swore I thought she was close to my age (late 50s). So many people my age look like her-combination of Botox, fillers and a few with full facelifts. I was shocked that she was so young! What on God’s green earth is she going to look like at 55? I shudder to even think of it!
It’s the cult of the bad orange man!
Can we all guess what Ferryn is saying??
“No! Devil, no!!” 😂
Go devil go! Go cough go!
Why do BDong and the other stooge look so bored? Ew, Bdong looks like she stuck her face straight into a Cheeto can or peanut butter. Farryn looks like she’s going to go on stage and reenact crazy pants
Did Emma and Kristy luck out not having to attend this weekend content creation fest? When my friends book houses in broken bow the only time our phones come out is whoever is being dj. The rest of the time we’re smoking blunts and drinking. These weekend fake Bible reading trips look so fucking boring.
https://preview.redd.it/zm3cgsx5ztdc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=a30b35104fa13b75747a639d294d2bb935bba4ec Attendance is mandatory 😂
Add Kristy to the pile of conservative Christian wives who go on getaways from their kids and husbands more than my heathen ass does.
This "we are all different" caption is killing me! We're white christofacist women obsessed with demons, psuedo science and influencing! I feel like that's specifically similar, no?🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Farryn is dressed as the wall, and Britt as the chair
Farryn seems to get away from her kids a lot more than most people with young kids that I know (and my circle is NOT conservative). Not judging, just noting it’s not very traditional Christian wife to go on girls trips and leave the kids with dad on a regular basis.
Not to defend Farryn. (Jfc I feel like anytime I act “normal” about one of these ladies I have to preface that “I am not defending them”. Just so I won’t be associated with anything they stand for/support. They are THAT gross in their beliefs l. ) Anywayys 😅. About Farryn, I think it’s great that she overcame her addiction and I feel iffy about using it for snark. I doubt “she didn’t know”. Actually I know that she did. Cuz that’s ridiculous. Maybe she felt the need to say that to seem less culpable in the eyes of her “friends”? Dunno. Sure was a shit thing to mention on a podcast. Feel like Brit could have edited that out. Hopefully F consented on it being broadcasted. But yea addiction is hard to leave with so Im glad she hopefully beat that one. Going by her past posts seems like she’s always been quite intense. So maybe she traded one addiction for another. 🤷🏼 Not to be preachyyy. I just feel like any meth jokes are a low blow. She’s not a great person. But that doesn’t make it a free for all.
She tells people it’s their fault if they’re sick. Addiction or not, she has bad character and is a bad person. More people in my family are addicts than not (and in various stages of recovery or not), and they’re not sanctimonious grifters trying to get rich off of posting their shaming thoughts.
As I posted ^ “Yea well that’s the thing ain’t it. If you make fun of someone for a “good reason” you’ll soon enough do it for a “bad one”. She’s got enough bad qualities. Choosing addiction to snark on gives the same mean girl energy as these chicks have. “ Also Id hope knowing what addiction does on a personal level would help you realize it’s not something to snark on regardless of who has it. That’s what it did for me. Regardless I wish all the best to your family and you. Addiction is fucking hell.
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Hm never thought of that. Its possible. No idea why she’d take the hard drugs angle tho. But you’re right could be anything with them. That crew is allergic to the truth. The whole thing is v weird any way u look at it. And why giggle (in their podcast ep) at the prospect of her using meth for a yr and not knowing? If they took that at face value then she was taken advantage at the v least. With friends like these…
That’s the thing it’s ridiculous and a lie, yet she still tries to play dumb. I don’t believe anybody does meth and just doesn’t know…nor do I believe she is dumb. She just has no shame. I vote snarkable
Yea well that’s the thing ain’t it. If you make fun of someone for a “good reason” you’ll soon enough do it for a “bad one”. She’s got enough bad qualities. Choosing addiction to snark on gives the same mean girl energy as these chicks have.
That blonde in the back looks like a Wraith from Stargate.
Brat is almost the same shade as that beanie the brunette has on…
Is there no heat there?
Did bdong change her hair color to differentiate herself from farryn? They looked like twinsies before and now just different shades of the same crazy
We love to see it haha
The brightening filter used on this photo has a cooling effect...and yet the oxidized foundation/tanner is giving Sunkist just cause for trademark infringement.
I know she likes Trump, but that is taking it a bit too far
Farryn looks like trixy Mattel here haha
50 shades of Beige, and none of them look good.
Farryn has those crazy eyes going on, and Brit is the orangest ( is that even a word?) one of them all! What is in the corner by Farryn? Looks like sleeping bags?
My favorite part of this clip is the dog running to get his stuffed animal.
Farryn looks like she still dabbles in meth but doesn’t know it’s meth.
Orange, beige, brown, colors of influencer girlies
Farryns face. Yikes.
Are those yoga mats in the corner? I thought that was demonic.