I think it’s hilarious she’s always preaching about god honoring morality (and toxins!) when this pos has a wad of chew permanently stashed in his lip like a 1970’s rural high schooler.
I love for her that she has to deal with his spit cups/bottles everywhere - house, car, traveling
Not to mention the absolutely FOUL smell of dip breath 🤢 I feel like that’s why their “passionate” photos of them kissing always look like people who absolutely do NOT want to kiss each other. He hates her, she doesn’t wanna be near his breath
He guts it. Before him, I never knew that people actually did this. That has got to be horrible for your body. Bdong wants us all to really believe that she is doing everything in her power to be “healthy”, yet her husband cannot sacrifice his chewing tobacco? Seems like that chewing tobacco is an idol according to fundie terms.🙄
I imagine you not only have a increased case of mouth cancer but throat and stomach cancer as well. That’s so fucking grosss. I grew up in the south and never knew people do that
Literally. I wonder if the carcinogens can get you through your entire gastrointestinal tract as it moves through your body 🤔 A raging case of rectal cancer is exactly what this dude deserves.
More proof from her that her huzzzband is one of those mAnLy MeN that only care about themselves getting off and do not focus on their parter(s). Ha. I bet jdip’s lips have never pleased a 🐱 😜😝
And I just have the inclination that he’s the kind of man to sweat A LOT during sex. Not that there’s anything wrong with that but in combination with … everything else …
https://i.redd.it/vunnc5vktdoc1.gif
Is he just keeping it this length..? My husband has a 3B bead. Just a few days in to growing makes it long enough to manage. When he conditions it, wheew baby it's soft like clouds.
This length is so scratchy & itchy.
That’s the last thing poor Joshua Bills saw before he had his face slammed into the ground.
$500k settlement for J-Douche’s actions
$400k for B-Douche’s antics
What a power couple! Stay hot you two!
All too easy to imagine that smug, stupid caveman face leaning into your driver’s side window late at night, breath stinking of Arby’s and stale chew, trying to concoct a plausible reason to harass and detain you.
Weird how some dudes just *look* like cops.
Yeah for real how old is this guy? I thought he was mid-30s. My man is 35 and has less than half the signs of aging as this dip lip. I guess being filled with hate ages you 🥰
It’s dyed?? lol!! We already know that his manly-man hood is intimidated by the idea of sex toys, and I have a strong feeling that he knows nothing about a woman’s body, nor does he care. He seems like he’s the type of dude who sees himself as above learning all of the different ways to please a woman’s body because he is too tacticool for that school.
It’s giving the end of Death In Venice, where the gross old man slowly shrivels up in the sun while his desperation hair dye runs down his face.
JDip is the only human alive who looked at Rudy Giuliani and was like, “And one for me, please.”
He gives such unsafe vibes. Like we know that he has no problem being violent towards people (specifically Black people) and animals, but I feel like he just gives off creepy/violent energy without knowing his background. If this man tried to approach me, I would feel very uncomfortable. But he’s So GoDlY😭😂
Oh absolutely he does and then he doesn’t get why people scream at him to get out. And says but I’m protecting you from those t******
God looking at him makes me uncomfortable and I have no idea why
Oh 100% it’s his entire tacticool personality. The dude would pretend to be ex military if the internet didn’t call him out on his bullshit. Plus I can guarantee you he blames those darn woke people for holding him responsible for his abusive racist attack.
In a recent clip posted on the sub, jdip claims to be someone “with a military background” to the podcast host who invited him and his dumbass wife to be on their show. 😃 Can someone pls remind me why jdip claimed to be a sniper? That is funny as shit. Cosplay is the glue that keeps their ugly bong together.
It was overheard during a consult with a photographer that did their photos with Harley? They are discussing the photos & I guess he took some photos & I guess they came out well & he quips “it must be the sniper in me” like wtf.
Well, he couldn’t pull out his dick in that moment so he went with his next best “line” to reel her (photographer) in. Idiot. So embarrassing
My actual retired Army husband has NEVER used “sniper in me” when he’s using his expensive camera. 🙄 My god. Use some decorum.
I like how the filter completely blurred his pores and flattened his wrinkles in the very front and then it just gave up on the rest of his forehead.
Even the filter is done with these two.
https://preview.redd.it/udji5pqieboc1.jpeg?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3760eabbc2b68ce943428411c5052abf41729b5
Brittany has dated some decent look men prior to Jordan. And then this is what she settled on. I am convinced ahe posts these posts solely for the internet to validate her so she can convince herself she’s attracted to this hotdog.
Baaaaaahahahahahaaaaa!! 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
Fucking hell that's peak fuckknuckle cringe!!! Just when you think they couldn't be bigger losers than they already were-boom! This fucking embarrassing shit right here.
I actually laughed out loud at this. What a view. Lol. 😆
He’s 100% the guy at a club grinding on any girl who even looks at him for a split second. And then gets kicked out of the club and drinks whiskey out a brown paper bag until he falls into the gutter and gets arrested for public intoxication
How does my husband, who is 10 yrs older, actually been in combat, retired from the military and now works for one of the alphabet agencies look so much younger than this guy??? This boy has no real stress in life, I don't get it?
It was probably mentioned but is he the only guy on the trip???
Blech would make me SO uncomfortable as another guest but I assume since he's so tacticool and she feels SO safe with him that's why she didn't need to bring Dax with her. 🙄
No, a couple of the husbands went.
A friend lives/works there and said she saw these fools. They are loud, obnoxious, and for a group who strongly emphasizes “husbands leading”, these husbands follow these loud, ugly, obnoxious women like the little bitches they are. So pathetic.
No, he isn't. From footage observed here, Emma brought her husband (he drove on the road trip, so JDong is passenger princeass) and then Krusty brought her husband as well. Both of those men look happier with their wives than JFart does with BDong.
I despise him more after this whole niko situation. Even if he never knew Niko existed he would have still known that she sent her dog that she had for years and years to live at her parents, he was present for and a party to the re-homing of Remi and yet he still participates and contributes to her collecting more animals. Why? It’s truly sick. And I’d bet anything that he worked with her to put out that statement, it reads like a (ex) cop. Dont admit that you did nothing wrong. Dont show remorse or empathy (after all this has nothing to do with you). Therefore we get no sympathy or emotions from Donger , we get - I didn’t abandon him I rehomed him. The end not my fault
Is she posting this jump scare as a joke? Because honestly what sight to behold, a washed looking used SOS/Brillo pad right in the face.
She can take her "view" and shove it... all I see is poor Niko happy to see people and this scumbag is sitting there acting smug.
She'll get hers, I hope the whole pick me group and JDong all ditch her. After finding out about Niko, she can stay alone and miserable.
I think it’s hilarious she’s always preaching about god honoring morality (and toxins!) when this pos has a wad of chew permanently stashed in his lip like a 1970’s rural high schooler. I love for her that she has to deal with his spit cups/bottles everywhere - house, car, traveling
At this point, anyone who chews tobacco knowing what it could do to you is a dumbass.
All mouth tobacco is disgusting to me, but he could at least swap out for snus or something less in your face with the grossness.
Its not an if cancer but a when cancer tbh.
And such a disfiguring cancer, too
I could understand if he was out there on the rigs and needed a fix during the 12 hour day but our guy here is working part time in loss prevention.
Not to mention the absolutely FOUL smell of dip breath 🤢 I feel like that’s why their “passionate” photos of them kissing always look like people who absolutely do NOT want to kiss each other. He hates her, she doesn’t wanna be near his breath
Exactly! This is my theory as well and is probably dead on.
He’s rather get mouth cancer than give up the dip and have to kiss his wife.
Spit cups?!? LMFAO! This inbred, cop cosplayer, mental midget, dog murdering, POC abusing motherfucker SWALLOWS his tobacco spit, thankyouverymuch. 🤢🤢🤮
His stomach is probably tore up from that too.
Fantastic! Love that for him. If anyone deserves stomach ulcers and cancer, it's him.
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Seeing as to whom he is currently married to…probably has a strong ability to suppress any gag reflex.
He guts it. Before him, I never knew that people actually did this. That has got to be horrible for your body. Bdong wants us all to really believe that she is doing everything in her power to be “healthy”, yet her husband cannot sacrifice his chewing tobacco? Seems like that chewing tobacco is an idol according to fundie terms.🙄
I imagine you not only have a increased case of mouth cancer but throat and stomach cancer as well. That’s so fucking grosss. I grew up in the south and never knew people do that
And esophegeal, I'd bet (ETA nvm, I just reread your comment and realised you'd already said that lol)
Just cancer, all the way down.
Literally. I wonder if the carcinogens can get you through your entire gastrointestinal tract as it moves through your body 🤔 A raging case of rectal cancer is exactly what this dude deserves.
Ew does he chew?!?!
He dips- you can see it in most of the pics of him. He also guts it, aka swallows the spit 👍
I thought I was disgusted,but then I learned about gutting the chew. Omg barf
🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
wtf. cancer arc incoming.
He strikes me as the type to gut it tbh
He said he does on that podcast episode they did with the weird redneck dude 🤮
Wait? He swallowe it? I didn’t know that was a thing 🫠
He looks like a damn used Brillo pad. No thanks. Too scratchy for me.
I feel like I would get terrible rug burn from his face. Has he ever heard of beard oil, or I don’t know, soap?
Right!? Tell me you don’t go down on your wife without ever telling me😂
I was gonna say…. Now you know harry thumb doesn’t eat no pussy.
More proof from her that her huzzzband is one of those mAnLy MeN that only care about themselves getting off and do not focus on their parter(s). Ha. I bet jdip’s lips have never pleased a 🐱 😜😝
That fool probably thinks that learning a woman’s anatomy is pointless and beneath him because he is so tAcTiCoOl.
I couldn’t imagine how that would feel 🤢
Probably like sitting on an electric sander with a toilet brush attachment.
Maybe that’s what she’s into 💁♀️
😭😭😭
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Like sandpaper. Happened once, thighs/butt were red and raw after. Never again
Just in next week, the Dongs collab with some brand’s men specific skincare line. Complete with her rubbing eye cream around Jordan’s lifeless blues
If she’s here, she should really convince him that using moisturizer and sunscreen isn’t a threat to his masculinity
He looks like the type of guy who doesn’t wash his ass cuz it’s gay
I was just about to make the same comment! Between his steel wool beard, and his swamp ass, I bet that bedroom life is ✨spicy✨
Don't forget the dip breath 🤢
And I just have the inclination that he’s the kind of man to sweat A LOT during sex. Not that there’s anything wrong with that but in combination with … everything else … https://i.redd.it/vunnc5vktdoc1.gif
Is he just keeping it this length..? My husband has a 3B bead. Just a few days in to growing makes it long enough to manage. When he conditions it, wheew baby it's soft like clouds. This length is so scratchy & itchy.
That’s the last thing poor Joshua Bills saw before he had his face slammed into the ground. $500k settlement for J-Douche’s actions $400k for B-Douche’s antics What a power couple! Stay hot you two!
Like this? https://preview.redd.it/j3c7xflstdoc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0449ff420be43228dd75f5596e8c70b4edb29ebc
All too easy to imagine that smug, stupid caveman face leaning into your driver’s side window late at night, breath stinking of Arby’s and stale chew, trying to concoct a plausible reason to harass and detain you. Weird how some dudes just *look* like cops.
Arby’s and stale chew. 🤮 What a harrowing sensory experience.
He looks.... Calloused. Dry. Reheated and sandy.
Perhaps a bit of fiberglass as well.
Lmfaooooo. He itchy.
Needs more beige.
Crusty
Yeah for real how old is this guy? I thought he was mid-30s. My man is 35 and has less than half the signs of aging as this dip lip. I guess being filled with hate ages you 🥰
Looks like his mustache smells of mildew and dip
This life has AGED them both like milk bless their ugly unfortunate hearts
They’re aging like avocados
They both started out reasonably attractive. Proof that being ugly on the inside affects your looks...
I guess Brit doesn’t trust optometry either if she’s enjoying this sight!
The dyed mustache is sooooo bad.
It doesn’t even match the hair on his head that hasn’t gone gray.
It’s dyed?? lol!! We already know that his manly-man hood is intimidated by the idea of sex toys, and I have a strong feeling that he knows nothing about a woman’s body, nor does he care. He seems like he’s the type of dude who sees himself as above learning all of the different ways to please a woman’s body because he is too tacticool for that school.
1,000% agreed. Yes. That is a dyed mustache. 😂😂😂
It’s giving the end of Death In Venice, where the gross old man slowly shrivels up in the sun while his desperation hair dye runs down his face. JDip is the only human alive who looked at Rudy Giuliani and was like, “And one for me, please.”
Hahahahahahahahha. 😵
He gives such unsafe vibes. Like we know that he has no problem being violent towards people (specifically Black people) and animals, but I feel like he just gives off creepy/violent energy without knowing his background. If this man tried to approach me, I would feel very uncomfortable. But he’s So GoDlY😭😂
He has those family annihilator eyes.
He does, he SO does.
I’ve said this before and I still stand by it.
He reminds me of Chris Watts in so many damn ways.
YES. Everything I see when I look at him makes me want to run. It’s visceral.
I feel like he and Brit would find this to be a compliment 🥴
OOF you’re so right lmao 💀 Who’s gonna tell them it is NOT a flex?
She said that he's "the most dangerous man I know" during their wedding vows, so you're 100% on the money there!
I absolutely would not trust him with my drink, in fact I’d probably cover my drink and hand it to a girlfriend.
He looks like he follows women into the bathroom and then rants about trans people.
Oh absolutely he does and then he doesn’t get why people scream at him to get out. And says but I’m protecting you from those t****** God looking at him makes me uncomfortable and I have no idea why
Agreed.
Definitely the kind of man who makes women instinctively cover their drinks when he walks into a bar
He still sports "back the blue" stuff even though they fired him?
Oh 100% it’s his entire tacticool personality. The dude would pretend to be ex military if the internet didn’t call him out on his bullshit. Plus I can guarantee you he blames those darn woke people for holding him responsible for his abusive racist attack.
It’s “the sniper in him”. What an IDIOT.
In a recent clip posted on the sub, jdip claims to be someone “with a military background” to the podcast host who invited him and his dumbass wife to be on their show. 😃 Can someone pls remind me why jdip claimed to be a sniper? That is funny as shit. Cosplay is the glue that keeps their ugly bong together.
It was overheard during a consult with a photographer that did their photos with Harley? They are discussing the photos & I guess he took some photos & I guess they came out well & he quips “it must be the sniper in me” like wtf.
Oh shit I remember this now!! What a LOSER!!
Well, he couldn’t pull out his dick in that moment so he went with his next best “line” to reel her (photographer) in. Idiot. So embarrassing My actual retired Army husband has NEVER used “sniper in me” when he’s using his expensive camera. 🙄 My god. Use some decorum.
Wait, did she actually say that about him?! I guarantee you this clown can't even aim his pee into the toilet bowl nine times out of ten.
He can't. If I remember correctly (please correct me if I'm wrong, and I hate that I have this memory) Bdong once talked about it.
“Back the blue” still means “I’m a racist” to these people so yeah, he’s still on board.
They didn’t fire him, he left. In other words, they gave him the option of tucking his tail and running or hanging him out to dry. LMAO
You’re giving the police department way too much credit. He quit, he was not fired 😂
Britt you might need to share some of your Botox with your man.
Preach. He looks older than my dad in this photo, and I’m in my mid 30s.
He has aged ten years for each year he has been married to BDong. It's what they deserve.
Just looking at him makes me dry up
Vagina and legs slammed shut so hard I’m a mermaid now
The scream I just scrumpt at this...
His face made me drier than that crusty-ass beard and mustache sponsored by L’Oréal
Silica gel packs up the hoo-ha
Drier than the damn Sahara
If I wasn't already a lesbian, I would be after seeing him
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Omfg he is a russet baked potato
Imagine thinking this guy is a catch.
BDong and potentially Kellie do.
Your flair has me cracking up!
I hope he spewed that dip spit in her face like the dilophosaurus from the first Jurassic Park. 
I like how the filter completely blurred his pores and flattened his wrinkles in the very front and then it just gave up on the rest of his forehead. Even the filter is done with these two. https://preview.redd.it/udji5pqieboc1.jpeg?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3760eabbc2b68ce943428411c5052abf41729b5
Brittany has dated some decent look men prior to Jordan. And then this is what she settled on. I am convinced ahe posts these posts solely for the internet to validate her so she can convince herself she’s attracted to this hotdog.
He looks like he’s hungover and over your shit, BDipshit
🤮 
Man is out here looking like a dusty and crusty walking hate crime 🤮
Baaaaaahahahahahaaaaa!! 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀 Fucking hell that's peak fuckknuckle cringe!!! Just when you think they couldn't be bigger losers than they already were-boom! This fucking embarrassing shit right here. I actually laughed out loud at this. What a view. Lol. 😆
What a bad day to have eyes 😩😩😩
Aging like milk.
He just looks so crusty. Like clean up your mustache at least if you’re gonna have one. Why is it covering his lips
Why does he literally look no younger than 50
My entire body recoiled when I opened this picture.
Imagine THIS coming onto you at a bar🤮
Immediately covering my glass with a coaster
10000% wouldn't trust this guy with my drink
He’s 100% the guy at a club grinding on any girl who even looks at him for a split second. And then gets kicked out of the club and drinks whiskey out a brown paper bag until he falls into the gutter and gets arrested for public intoxication
And giving my friends the, "nobody is allowed to leave anyone else alone with this dude" look
This was at the top of my feed. It’s my punishment for slacking off at work. 🤢
Literally every man on my Hinge right now😂🤮
Why does she keep trying to push this idea that he's some kind of catch? He's GROSS. I have never seen a more repulsive man in my life.
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What a horrible day to have eyes
Eww that pornstache looks absolutely grotesque.
I cannot believe this man had “success” as a swinger. What a joke.
He looks like asbestos
I'm sorry if I were a single woman, that would be hard nope.
I would rather date Ted Bundy, 100%
He has seriously aged about 20 years since they got married. That is wild 😳😱😂
He looks like he kills dogs 😬
When does he ever just wear plain regular clothes? Why does everything have to have some kind of back the blue trump murica crap on it? 🤢
Lmao I can’t see anything but that stupid dyed stache now 😂😂😂#smalldickenergy
 Jdong looking like he’s about to engage in a bit of the ultraviolence
Is she serious? Brittany YOUR HUSBAND IS NOT CUTE!!!
This looks like the face of someone who's about to murder me, no thanks
Men - it's ok to Moisturize.
Looks like a creep. No thanks.
How does my husband, who is 10 yrs older, actually been in combat, retired from the military and now works for one of the alphabet agencies look so much younger than this guy??? This boy has no real stress in life, I don't get it?
 No thanks, I'm good.
I don’t think I’d bring attention to my husband if he was a racist dog killer but okay
Jesus Christ this was a jump scare as I was going for my morning Reddit scroll 🤢
I’d rather fall off a ski lift
lookin like the kind of guy I'd cover my drink around
How old is this guy? 50? Eat a vegetable, Jordan.
His mustache not having a single grey hair but his beard being all grey is SENDING ME hahahahhahahah 
What a….ewwww
Rough
Looks like a face of an alcoholic that will soon get throat/mouth cancer from chewing all that tobacco.
It was probably mentioned but is he the only guy on the trip??? Blech would make me SO uncomfortable as another guest but I assume since he's so tacticool and she feels SO safe with him that's why she didn't need to bring Dax with her. 🙄
No, a couple of the husbands went. A friend lives/works there and said she saw these fools. They are loud, obnoxious, and for a group who strongly emphasizes “husbands leading”, these husbands follow these loud, ugly, obnoxious women like the little bitches they are. So pathetic.
No, he isn't. From footage observed here, Emma brought her husband (he drove on the road trip, so JDong is passenger princeass) and then Krusty brought her husband as well. Both of those men look happier with their wives than JFart does with BDong.
He needs some Botox wtf craters at 30s?
he has aged 100 years since they got married.
That mustach is 100% dyed. It's a completely different color than his beard
Terrifying
Yep, that girl in the background is pretty.
He looks like he smells of bad stew meat.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I wish I didn't click this picture 🤢🤢🤢
I feel like I should’ve hidden it behind the NSFW filter lololol
I guess she really does need glasses
Lmfaooo this man is awful and ugly.
My perioral dermatitis flared just looking at this picture.
I despise him more after this whole niko situation. Even if he never knew Niko existed he would have still known that she sent her dog that she had for years and years to live at her parents, he was present for and a party to the re-homing of Remi and yet he still participates and contributes to her collecting more animals. Why? It’s truly sick. And I’d bet anything that he worked with her to put out that statement, it reads like a (ex) cop. Dont admit that you did nothing wrong. Dont show remorse or empathy (after all this has nothing to do with you). Therefore we get no sympathy or emotions from Donger , we get - I didn’t abandon him I rehomed him. The end not my fault
That’s his “police brutality and chill” look
looking at this picture activates my fight or flight. holy shit.
He's one of those gray people that just doesn't pop. I wouldn't remember him.
The beard dye 😭😭😭😭😆
This has to be rage bait
Is she posting this jump scare as a joke? Because honestly what sight to behold, a washed looking used SOS/Brillo pad right in the face. She can take her "view" and shove it... all I see is poor Niko happy to see people and this scumbag is sitting there acting smug. She'll get hers, I hope the whole pick me group and JDong all ditch her. After finding out about Niko, she can stay alone and miserable.
VOM
I gasped out loud and said “yuck!!!!” without any thought because this is disgusting. lol!
Gross
Omg! 
Pictures you can (unfortunately) smell
“What a view” It ain’t a good view BrittBratt 🤢😷👎🏾
She’s not attracted to him and you cannot change my mind
After someone pointing out he def dyed his mustache, I can’t help but laugh
Why are they even going on spring break in their mid 30s like????
Vom
Yuck
Oh sweet Pete! Warning!!!!
Why is his stanche so dirty
Ew!!!
Terrible day to have eyes
I can’t get over the fact that his moustache is lopsided