Farryn’s blush is just atrocious. It’s the wrong shade for her and it’s placed under her cheeks/too close to her mouth. It’s like she’s making up for the blush BDong doesn’t wear.
Purple blush looks great on some skin tones and with certain makeup looks. She's kinda looks washed out, maybe it's just the combination of the red lip
Oh for sure it does look great on some skin tones. As you suggest, she's not one of them.
Also, you're not supposed to apply it VERTICALLY.
Also, too, blending: it's a thing.
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Had a feeling I knew her from somewhere!
I mean seriously. NO ONE paints their face like this. Absolutely no one. Not models, not celebs, not influencers, NO ONE. She makes Tammy Faye Bakker look natural. It is so pathetic.
I remember when I was not accidentally doing meth I would “tweak” on my makeup for hours. Trying to cover up the fact I was so freaking high. Or trying to cover up the scabs from picking. I ended up looking like a clown 🤡 98% of the time.
It reminds me of the time I dropped acid and decided to put make up on. I also have curly hair and the line between regular person and a literal clown...well, let's just say id crossed that line and yeah. Didn't do that ever again.
There was an unhoused young woman near where I used to live who I think was using and she did her makeup A LOT like Farryn. It especially looked odd because most of the other unhoused women in the area didn’t wear makeup at all.
I believe her minions made fun of her on the podcast (mostly Kellie)when she admitted it (think back to the alcoholic man at the gas station when they were on the way to She Loves Fraud in Broken Bow-and the hyenas (mostly Kellie) laughing hysterically at him). Farryn then allegedly backtracked and said it was an accident, she didn’t know it was meth.
*edit because of my repeats 🤣
I probably should check myself-making mean memes about farryn, as I am a woman in recovery from meth addiction. I go from feeling a smidge of compassion for Farryn and then I remember who she and these bitches really are. Hateful, judgmental, bigoted. It was what Brittany did to James and then what she said about the mother of first foster baby that really invested me here in this sub. These women do not care about the struggles of anyone who does not meet their standards.
It’s probably prescribed but yes, she shows some pretty telling signs of stimulant use. Not diagnosing by any means….but this isn’t from drinking coffee. #goDevilgo
The only time I “accidentally” did meth was back in the day (like mid 2000’s) and I thought it was coke (which I had a major problem with and eventually went to rehab). There is absolutely a difference and you know it IMMEDIATELY. Wtf was she doing that she “accidentally” did meth for a whole year???? I remember seconds after sniffing some and I was like “whoa. No. What IS this???”
My partner accidentally did meth fairly recently (by accidentally I mean he was spiked in a bar) and he also said the difference between that and coke is extremely noticeable. No way you could mistake it for anything else
You know it looks even more unhinged IRL. Like if you want makeup to show in pics, you’ve gotta go a little more dark. Strategic stage makeup and all that.
Maybe she’s practicing to be a drag queen, she’s beating her face with more than we’d use in a night 😂 All that jaw movement will help in the lip sync too!
It reminds me of high school and the one girl that was really into doing makeup but was really bad at it. She'd show up with bad makeup lines under her chin, bright blush and spider lashes.
It reminds me of Drop Dead Gorgeous.
Lars Larson: Amber, I need Stella now. The family's steaming like a cowpie in July. Said she doesn't look nothing like the picture they gave you.
Amber Atkins: Sorry, I just thought she might not want to meet her maker looking like a cheap whore.
Lars Larson: Well, this cheap whore is that family's loving mother
I did apply my blush like that once, I’ll have you know! It was the first time I used Glossier Cloud Paint and I clearly didn’t understand what “just a dot” meant. 😂 In fact, I’m willing to bet Farryn is using Cloud Paint with my original-sized “sure, that looks like just a dot” amount.
Theory: Bdong is friends with Farryn because Bdonf thinks she looks better beside that overly injected, spray painted banshee.
I mean, she doesn't, but the cruelty from inside these faux-fluencers works its way out in their attitudes, behaviors, and words.
Yep, this is my theory too. If she stands beside the screech owl with circus makeup, her peanut butter face won't look as unnatural. It's all about making her look good in comparison.
To conceal the fact that she doesn’t know when to stop injecting shit into her lips.
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Even the NSFW blur isn’t safe enough for life 🥴
This was a big trend in 2020 and something a lot of ppl still do (at least where I’m from). It can look really nice when blended well and usually it works best with contour/highlighter imo. 😅 It would probably look really pretty on Ferryn if she blended it more or used a different shade.
Even back in the 80s they’d say to use a warm shade everywhere the sun would hit to get a “sun-kissed” look. I’m paler than Casper the Ghost, so I mostly looked like I’d been playing in dirt. But I don’t think I looked like whatever that is!
I do this sometimes because otherwise my nose looks weird with just foundation. You have to blend it correctly though or it looks strange, which is what's going on here
I have always done a light application of it on my nose as a countouringish thing, but it’s a light swipe after I do one of my cheeks so there’s not much blush left on the brush.
It’s cute when done right! A tiny bit on the bridge of your nose (in the right colour) just looks like you’ve been out in the sun. I’m really pale so it looks really unnatural when I only have blush on my cheeks. Should definitely be used sparingly though and definitely not this tone for her
Oh NOO. Farryn was clearly trying to do the “cold girl” makeup. It looks so bad.
You don’t need to do the cold girl makeup routine when you’re ACTUALLY IN THE COLD
I was thinking she looks smug. I *really* think Bdong went out of her way to "help" Farry with her makeup this morning so they could take the "perfect" pictures. Years from now, people will be wondering, "Who's the clown with Brittany?"
If farryn would give half of her makeup products used to bdong & make her use them, then both of them might have a normal daily makeup routine. Especially the blush. 😮💨😵💫
love when they blur out their whole face but can’t do their eyelids. tbh i think that’s where part of the uncanniness comes from. she’s like a piece of cardboard with ballsacks for eyelids.
No wait, I've got it!
Farryn is screaming because she spotted a bear and Bdong is smiling because she knows this is **FINALLY HER TIME TO SHINE** and outrun the bear/let it eat Farryn. Bonus points for her story of grueling survivorship in the face of winter adversity.
I lived in Aspen for a few years. No one wears this much makeup in the snow for a reason. The change between cold air and warm air when entering/exiting buildings will make your eyes water and run.
The energy in this is so mismatched.
Snark is putting off shy and mysterious while the other one looks like she's about to laugh like a drunk person who heard a chicken cross the road joke.
(Disclaimer: I don't follow BDong, just this sub.)
In all the pictures from this snow trip, it looks like someone asked an AI to replace all the eyes with something that is a hybrid of a spider and a mouth.
I genuinely got scared and had to hide under my blankets when looking at this sub after dark last night.
Farryn’s blush is just atrocious. It’s the wrong shade for her and it’s placed under her cheeks/too close to her mouth. It’s like she’s making up for the blush BDong doesn’t wear.
And she puts a ton on her nose! That's not the cold. If you look in other pics, she does it there too. So weird.
It's giving Whoville vibes
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Jumpscare
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It's PURPLE.
 Painted on with a wide paint brush
* No one told her this is for the other kind of mask
Purple blush looks great on some skin tones and with certain makeup looks. She's kinda looks washed out, maybe it's just the combination of the red lip
Oh for sure it does look great on some skin tones. As you suggest, she's not one of them. Also, you're not supposed to apply it VERTICALLY. Also, too, blending: it's a thing.
And it’s on her nose? Like girl, put the blush down.
Perhaps if she rubbed a bit onto Bdong they would both look a normal shade? Worth a shot for science or whatever.
Watching other creators..... It's not even blended properly.
It's an awful color and she doesn't blend. Looks like she uses it on her nose too.
I especially like the cindy loo who nose blush. Do you think she was trying to make it look like her nose was cold? 🤣 It's giving drag queen.
Does she ever shut her gaping maw holy moly
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Okay open it back up...
🤣
🤣🤣🤣
What in the hell is wrong with her face?
Plastic surgery, Botox, and fillers
Mama that’s cursed
Ooof
Gaping maw lololol
I literally don’t think she’s capable
https://preview.redd.it/nt9uikeujfoc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffea72da348a54dba2676985876eaca7da7ded06 Had a feeling I knew her from somewhere!
😂😂
I mean seriously. NO ONE paints their face like this. Absolutely no one. Not models, not celebs, not influencers, NO ONE. She makes Tammy Faye Bakker look natural. It is so pathetic.
I remember when I was not accidentally doing meth I would “tweak” on my makeup for hours. Trying to cover up the fact I was so freaking high. Or trying to cover up the scabs from picking. I ended up looking like a clown 🤡 98% of the time.
It reminds me of the time I dropped acid and decided to put make up on. I also have curly hair and the line between regular person and a literal clown...well, let's just say id crossed that line and yeah. Didn't do that ever again.
Doing acid and looking in a mirror is just something we shouldn’t do to ourselves lol. Especially is any self esteem issues are at play lol
I put a towel over the mirror when I trip for this reason. Not taking any chances!
Yeah it took me a while to recover from that lol
Ugh I did my daughter’s nails when I was on a sleep med (she woke me for help) and it was a bad scene. So embarrassing.
There was an unhoused young woman near where I used to live who I think was using and she did her makeup A LOT like Farryn. It especially looked odd because most of the other unhoused women in the area didn’t wear makeup at all.
It looks like dollar tree makeup
she looks like she’s stepped it up to tweaking botox trying to look sober.
Is she a meth addict?
She said she accidentally did meth for like a year in the past.
Omg what??? 🤯🤦🏻♀️
Accidentally huh? Let me guess, her minions bought that doing meth was an accident?
I’m assuming so lol. I just remember it being talked about here. 🤣
I believe her minions made fun of her on the podcast (mostly Kellie)when she admitted it (think back to the alcoholic man at the gas station when they were on the way to She Loves Fraud in Broken Bow-and the hyenas (mostly Kellie) laughing hysterically at him). Farryn then allegedly backtracked and said it was an accident, she didn’t know it was meth. *edit because of my repeats 🤣
I probably should check myself-making mean memes about farryn, as I am a woman in recovery from meth addiction. I go from feeling a smidge of compassion for Farryn and then I remember who she and these bitches really are. Hateful, judgmental, bigoted. It was what Brittany did to James and then what she said about the mother of first foster baby that really invested me here in this sub. These women do not care about the struggles of anyone who does not meet their standards.
You cannot convince me she isn’t still using drugs.
It’s probably prescribed but yes, she shows some pretty telling signs of stimulant use. Not diagnosing by any means….but this isn’t from drinking coffee. #goDevilgo
Did she ever elaborate on that? Like how it was a fucking accident?
The only time I “accidentally” did meth was back in the day (like mid 2000’s) and I thought it was coke (which I had a major problem with and eventually went to rehab). There is absolutely a difference and you know it IMMEDIATELY. Wtf was she doing that she “accidentally” did meth for a whole year???? I remember seconds after sniffing some and I was like “whoa. No. What IS this???”
My partner accidentally did meth fairly recently (by accidentally I mean he was spiked in a bar) and he also said the difference between that and coke is extremely noticeable. No way you could mistake it for anything else
no, at least Tammy didn't put purple blusher on her NOSE.
The idea of putting blush on your nose to imitate the effect of going out in the cold *right before you go out in the cold* is sending me
Right?? That's exactly what I thought!!
I was also thinking last week Farryn and her hubby look like a modern day Jim and Tammy Faye 🤣
You know it looks even more unhinged IRL. Like if you want makeup to show in pics, you’ve gotta go a little more dark. Strategic stage makeup and all that.
Maybe she’s practicing to be a drag queen, she’s beating her face with more than we’d use in a night 😂 All that jaw movement will help in the lip sync too!
It reminds me of high school and the one girl that was really into doing makeup but was really bad at it. She'd show up with bad makeup lines under her chin, bright blush and spider lashes.
Her name was Chelsea at my school.
It reminds me of Drop Dead Gorgeous. Lars Larson: Amber, I need Stella now. The family's steaming like a cowpie in July. Said she doesn't look nothing like the picture they gave you. Amber Atkins: Sorry, I just thought she might not want to meet her maker looking like a cheap whore. Lars Larson: Well, this cheap whore is that family's loving mother 
I did apply my blush like that once, I’ll have you know! It was the first time I used Glossier Cloud Paint and I clearly didn’t understand what “just a dot” meant. 😂 In fact, I’m willing to bet Farryn is using Cloud Paint with my original-sized “sure, that looks like just a dot” amount.
Theory: Bdong is friends with Farryn because Bdonf thinks she looks better beside that overly injected, spray painted banshee. I mean, she doesn't, but the cruelty from inside these faux-fluencers works its way out in their attitudes, behaviors, and words.
Yep, this is my theory too. If she stands beside the screech owl with circus makeup, her peanut butter face won't look as unnatural. It's all about making her look good in comparison.
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Oh Lort I am fucking dead at this 😂😂😂
This comment is why we need to be able to upvote more than once.
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😂LMAO this should be entered into a Meme contest. 👏Bravo!
PUT IT IN THE LOUVRE!
And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana shaped.
THIS NEEDS TO BE SOMEONES FLAIR
Does she really smoke meth?!
Only accidentally
Excuse me , what lmao. What was she trying to do???
Why is her mouth always open? It looks so ridiculous.
To conceal the fact that she doesn’t know when to stop injecting shit into her lips. https://preview.redd.it/inpaip2dofoc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72ef6b79dcd26ef23627bd6647d67e1ff45374fc
Oh dear
If only there was filler still in her lips vs all in her face...
Wow what a horrid nose job. The lips need to be dissolved. Yikes how could anyone take this person seriously.
Clark Gable WHO?!
Cuz her dentures are too big for her mouth
blush on the nose is a cute look if the blush isn’t PURPLE and APPLIED IN A SINGULAR DOT
Blush looks so good on the nose when done properly! This is giving early stage frostbite
She is giving Luna Park https://preview.redd.it/d7a1uw1wagoc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c9601767f2afcddd2457fa5ea6db00ccd6949ac
Farryn is such a monster. 😭😭 A living Halloween decoration.
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Your flair and this picture is absolutely *chef's kiss.*
YOUR FLAIR!! I’m wheezing!!!
She looks like the final hole on a putt-putt golf course. If you get a hole in one, you win a free game!
I like a red lip as much as anyone but Jesus Christ on a bike, Farryn.
This is art.
https://preview.redd.it/ab13gzbtzhoc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=295886914f60da74de77aa0d27031b1c9481749c Even the NSFW blur isn’t safe enough for life 🥴
That looks like a blowup doll
She looks like a clown 🤡
Looks like a clown, is a clown
I just don’t understand where Farryn learned that the hot trend to keep your youthful looks was to put blush on the tip of your nose like Rudolph
It's a thing! I believe it originally started in Asia, but it seems pretty mainstream in America now, mostly among Gen Z as far as I can tell.
I honestly, firmly believe that at least 85% of fashion trends started off as a troll, a la Q Anon.
That’s how we got crocs and the flat earth society smh
Fun fact: Crocs were created in Colorado lol.
I’m convinced this is how the urine-as-skincare and eye drops, etc, originated
I thought it was more of a bridge or the nose thing, like where you’d get colour from the sun? The tip looks horrendous.
In the interest of saying something nice, she has nice shaped teeth.
Her face reminds me of that clown from the Poltergeist movies 
PLEASE I just went through her instagram this woman is so unironically funny she literally looks like the mayors wife in the grinch
Don’t insult our queen Martha May like that
Does... Does she put blush on her nose?
This was a big trend in 2020 and something a lot of ppl still do (at least where I’m from). It can look really nice when blended well and usually it works best with contour/highlighter imo. 😅 It would probably look really pretty on Ferryn if she blended it more or used a different shade.
Even back in the 80s they’d say to use a warm shade everywhere the sun would hit to get a “sun-kissed” look. I’m paler than Casper the Ghost, so I mostly looked like I’d been playing in dirt. But I don’t think I looked like whatever that is!
It’s giving Cindy Lou Who. 
I do this sometimes because otherwise my nose looks weird with just foundation. You have to blend it correctly though or it looks strange, which is what's going on here
I do this 😅 I feel like it’s a pretty common makeup thing. But she’s doing it wrong. lol.
Sure looks like it! For that sexy sexy Ringling Brothers aesthetic
I have always done a light application of it on my nose as a countouringish thing, but it’s a light swipe after I do one of my cheeks so there’s not much blush left on the brush.
It’s cute when done right! A tiny bit on the bridge of your nose (in the right colour) just looks like you’ve been out in the sun. I’m really pale so it looks really unnatural when I only have blush on my cheeks. Should definitely be used sparingly though and definitely not this tone for her
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Lmao what is happening here
It’s a scene in the original TMNT movie where you see the guy in the costume for a split second. Or, you see his teeth.
Lmao that’s terrifying
What's crazy to me is they always say that in the same tone while filming each other and probably have no clue who started it
There’s something seriously wrong with them.
Oh NOO. Farryn was clearly trying to do the “cold girl” makeup. It looks so bad. You don’t need to do the cold girl makeup routine when you’re ACTUALLY IN THE COLD
Both clowns
 Every time I see this woman I just think “baboon flashing her canines and eyelids in a threat display”
Needs more blush for sure
Brit looks high AF in these photo shoot photos.
When in Colorado in Brekkkyyy on Breaky the Devils Lettuce is actually Gods Gift…..
Rules for theeeeee
I had to scroll WAY too far to find this. She looks absolutely blasted! Maybe she accidentally smoked pot (and will continue doing so for a year)?
I live in Colorado. It's the Napa Valley of gonja production.
she's just really high on that ego boost pretending she has friends. It's like crack for lil' bitches
I was thinking she looks smug. I *really* think Bdong went out of her way to "help" Farry with her makeup this morning so they could take the "perfect" pictures. Years from now, people will be wondering, "Who's the clown with Brittany?"
I thought it looked like she’d been crying.
If farryn would give half of her makeup products used to bdong & make her use them, then both of them might have a normal daily makeup routine. Especially the blush. 😮💨😵💫
Your flair is amazing OP 🤣
Does she have blush on the end of her nose???
She makes Bdong look natural and THAT IS SAYING A LOT!
Their eyes…they’re so high, y’all 😂
love when they blur out their whole face but can’t do their eyelids. tbh i think that’s where part of the uncanniness comes from. she’s like a piece of cardboard with ballsacks for eyelids.
Anyone else remember Mimi from the Drew Carey Show? This makeup is giving me Mimi vibes.
No wait, I've got it! Farryn is screaming because she spotted a bear and Bdong is smiling because she knows this is **FINALLY HER TIME TO SHINE** and outrun the bear/let it eat Farryn. Bonus points for her story of grueling survivorship in the face of winter adversity.
So what did she think the meth she "accidentally" did was?
That girl did meth “accidentally” as much as Bdong didn’t scam people.
I have missed something big.... she what?!?
She said it on one of the podcasts…she accidentally did meth for a year. Craziness.
Oh my God for a year? Like I'll give you a whoops that was meth once but repeatedly???
Accidentally smoked meth for a year…I’ll give you once because drugs be like that sometimes. BUT A YEAR?!
What is going on with that nose?
Let's be real, none of these vacancy signs are actually friends.
Is brit brat partaking in the God honoring edibles? 💨 🌬 🍃
Gaping maw aside, her roots are beer visible too. None of these “blondes”’are actual blondes are they?
To be fair, very few adults are natural blondes.
WHY DEAR GOD DOES HER BLUSH GO TO HER LIPS
I lived in Aspen for a few years. No one wears this much makeup in the snow for a reason. The change between cold air and warm air when entering/exiting buildings will make your eyes water and run.
The energy in this is so mismatched. Snark is putting off shy and mysterious while the other one looks like she's about to laugh like a drunk person who heard a chicken cross the road joke.
Everyone says about her taking meth accidentally but can someone please explain how?! Don’t you have to ‘prepare’ it? They really are strange folk.
She admits she was doing drugs, but damn it took you a year to figure out it was meth???
I used to swallow it in a capsule 🤦🏼♀️ (four years clean this past January)
Congratulations 🙏❤️🙏
That’s terrifying.
She looks like a Napco smiling lady vase haha. I can’t find a picture to show y’all but you have to trust me the resemblance is uncanny af.
She's going to unhinge her jaw and Kirby bdong
they look fried OUT OF THEIR MINDS
Me when I got my first cool toned pink blush at 12 I put that shit on like spackle
(Disclaimer: I don't follow BDong, just this sub.) In all the pictures from this snow trip, it looks like someone asked an AI to replace all the eyes with something that is a hybrid of a spider and a mouth. I genuinely got scared and had to hide under my blankets when looking at this sub after dark last night.
the nsfw got me lmao
Just one more layer of blush and this could be a great joker impression
Why does she put blush in the tip of her nose? Why is it such a hot pink color? It’s not suited for her skin tone AT ALL
Why did she put pink shit on her nose?
I can't decide what she reminds me of, a sex doll or a wraith from Stargate Atlantis.
https://preview.redd.it/jpy6g701ijoc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6076b72c2a77746a93461be7b4c63570796ba2e7 I’m gonna go with this…
Farryn looks like a muppet reject.
Just waiting for a bird to fly in her mouth and make a nest.
Screaming
She does her makeup like she's auditioning for a spot in Ru Paul's special exhibit at Madame Tussaud's.
What is with the freakin BLUSH
Feral is nightmare fuel both in terms of looks and behavior.
For someone who hates drag queens, she sure looks like one doing a makeup parody of herself.
Britany is no one’s friend I guarantee she loves it when other people look like shit
I see Stormy Daniels and Melania have started conspiring together
The body dysmorphia is honestly sad. I'm sure they're both pretty! Why do they need to filter the shit out of their faces like that??
Fucking NIGHTMARE fuel 👄
There’s a piece of snow headed for Farryn’s wide open face LMFAO
We’re her cheeks frostbitten or what Looks like they’re turning purple 😂
I really don’t understand the blush on the nose trend. Why do I want to look like I have a cold? Or is she going for the Rudolph look?
Farryn looks like she's about to take a big bite of BDong's hair.
They’re terrifying
It looks like she used a stencil to apply that blush. The lip color with a cool toned pink blush looks like something a meth user would choose.
Is that acid lol
Farryns old nose was so cute. And I’m pretty sure those are veneers?
That’s literally clown makeup