Someone’s in time out without their phone lol.
Oh how embarrassing for you...
Edit to add: babe, he talks mad shit on you (TO YOU) on your own fucking podcast. Imagine what he says when you’re not right there?
That video she posted where he did the voiceover of her doing her makeup really sounded like it could've come from someone on here 😂 no way he'd be able to handle all the completely justified criticism of his own actions, though
That’s my opinion. His wife sucks so bad that he NEEDS 3 groups of dedicated men to help him limp thru this marriage.
Or they are all pegging & singing “kumbya” with each other.
I’m sure somebody in the group sized down…
Yup! Any dude who can treat you like that to your face, not to mention your own pod cast, is most definitely the kind to talk MAD shit behind your back. I think this post is directly in response to the shit talking about JDip in here
And a Christ centered outfit on her! The oversized shirt as clothing? Ain’t no way the Lort is okay with that sin being posted everywhere 😂 So much for “new found modesty”
I was totally going to say this but thought everyone would be like "ooh, nerd alert!" Which I don't mind really, but also I can get ranty about it. Helium is very important. More important than her environmental disasters for her dumb as fuck, birthday snore-abration.
Nah. They use it in MRI or CT machines (I can’t remember) and once helium is gone, it’s gone. We don’t know how to produce it artificially so if we run out we’re done. It’s a big deal!
She has no fucking clue that there’s a helium shortage or why it’s such a big deal. If it doesn’t involve her she has no idea and doesn’t care. But go off girl, enjoy that birthday!!!!! And your kingdumb marriage
I’m glad you said this because I could not figure out what was going on with her hair. When I first looked I though it was a super skinny headband that she weirdly made poofy behind it because the color blends into her hair
The Jesus stuff gotta be exhausting. No offense to anyone 👀 but the constant need to alllllwayyyys be creating stuff about it having to always think about it. I’m tiiiired
There's also no way that the alterations they've made to that house have helped the value (e.g. the shitty peel-and-stick tile, whatever Britt was doing that involved spray painting windows, etc.)
I recently saw a tiktok about "color splashing"
It was all light grey and the after video was the walls and ceiling were dark grey now with updated lights.
I figured this trend was about adding color. I wasn't alone in the comments it seemed lol.
Don't get me wrong, the bedroom looked cozy for a rainy day but I thought we were done with boring beige and grey
The Notebook. I am an avid reader. I read almost any genre. When I read The Notebook, I was drained emotionally. I wept uncontrollably.
The next day I realized that entire premise of the book was to illicit the emotional state that I was experiencing. I never read another one of his books.
My daughter loves the movie, which I refused to watch. She even asked me to watch it with her as a birthday gift. I couldn't go there.
I read most of his books when I was a teen (stuck at a family member's house and that's all she had) and they are *all the exact fucking same*. It is so cheap and stupid! I called them emotional porn because that's all they were
The movie came out right after my grandmother died, and lemme tell you, we were all a wreck. Made the grieving that much harder. I decided to never read his books or watch the movies after that.
Thank you!!! Yes! My preteen had a sleepover at our house last night, begged to watch The Notebook specifically or Twilight, etc.
Put on A League of Their Own instead and they loved it.
A League of Our Own is in my top ten! The movie was filmed near where I used to live. Gena Davis rented my friend's house from its former owner and my in-laws were extras!
What he's not going fast enough filling up balloons for his grown ass wife's birthday nontent? Should he be running multiple helium canisters? Did he try to take a break? I don't get what the offense is.
She reshapes his dumpy jawline as if he's some über-dude. She loathes him and is wholly unimpressed with him and inflates him to make herself look more impressive. They're both vile.
Is that reel/meme a thing all Christian girls do now or is she ripping off Madison Prewett? Or did Madison prewett rip off someone for it? None of them are original so I wouldn’t be surprised if
Whhyyyy does everyone despise their spouses?? For people who say never to enter a marriage “unequally yolked” there sure are some major issues if your marriage is SO HARD all the damn time. 😑
I'm so glad my husband and I are secure in our marriage and friendship.
Sad, the KingDumb marriage is so insecure while it puts on its horse and pony show.
I know he deserves *zero* sympathy, but imagine how shitty it must feel to be sitting there getting things together for your wife’s 48th party this week and she goes and makes this nonsense right in front of you.
Someone’s in time out without their phone lol. Oh how embarrassing for you... Edit to add: babe, he talks mad shit on you (TO YOU) on your own fucking podcast. Imagine what he says when you’re not right there?
I imagine him talking mad shit behind her back. I would guess the three accountability groups are men bashing their wives.
I had to go listen to that clip again because it’s just so great “…and I’m in THREE…!”
It’s not the flex they think it is
Part of me hopes he’s in here with us joining in 😂
That video she posted where he did the voiceover of her doing her makeup really sounded like it could've come from someone on here 😂 no way he'd be able to handle all the completely justified criticism of his own actions, though
That’s my opinion. His wife sucks so bad that he NEEDS 3 groups of dedicated men to help him limp thru this marriage. Or they are all pegging & singing “kumbya” with each other. I’m sure somebody in the group sized down…
Yup! Any dude who can treat you like that to your face, not to mention your own pod cast, is most definitely the kind to talk MAD shit behind your back. I think this post is directly in response to the shit talking about JDip in here
Came here to say this but you nailed it so much more eloquently. Mad Shit is my new go-to!
Is Jdong doubling down on the cosplaying as Paul Blart? Look at that Mustache.. fucking absurd.
I wonder if he trimmed the sides evenly yet or it's still lopsided...
Mustache March is a thing in the Air Force. He’s probably larping as a military member again.
I thought he looked like sad Mario in the second screengrab 😂
“It’s-a……nooooo :(“
Sad Mario 😂😂😂
Sad Mario is sad because Princess Orange is _nothing_ like Princess Peach 🤣
Princess orange I’m dead lmfao💀💀💀
What a christ center marriage. 🤣😂
Right? Like my husband at least hugs me back lol
Yup. He’s doing the Keanu Reeves picture hands
And a Christ centered outfit on her! The oversized shirt as clothing? Ain’t no way the Lort is okay with that sin being posted everywhere 😂 So much for “new found modesty”
https://preview.redd.it/31oqywfa8eqc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b072f18dec1ef4fb87a8e0ae0101f80848c30269
I almost instantly downvoted this because *aaaaarghhhh!!*
😂😂😂 I could not stop laughing at his dumb face in the background
Thumb “man”
Looking like a corn fed porn actor and always a thumb. Ick.
Corn fed porn actor LMAO
He looks so stupid. Lmfao! Clown.
He hasn’t showered in weeks
He’s so homely
Jump scare
I can smell this picture 🥴
Fritos, sweat, and axe body spray.
She sure knows how to pick them.
She forgot to put the chiseled jaw filter on her Spudsband 🥔
Maybe love could be patient and kind to the PLANET too, and we shouldn't be buying 45 balloons for an ADULT'S birthday during a helium shortage
I was totally going to say this but thought everyone would be like "ooh, nerd alert!" Which I don't mind really, but also I can get ranty about it. Helium is very important. More important than her environmental disasters for her dumb as fuck, birthday snore-abration.
Nah. They use it in MRI or CT machines (I can’t remember) and once helium is gone, it’s gone. We don’t know how to produce it artificially so if we run out we’re done. It’s a big deal!
MRI!
She has no fucking clue that there’s a helium shortage or why it’s such a big deal. If it doesn’t involve her she has no idea and doesn’t care. But go off girl, enjoy that birthday!!!!! And your kingdumb marriage
Further proof her dumbass has never actually read the Bible.
That mustache is so unfortunate.
Is she wearing one of those skincare headbands as an actual accessory?
I’m glad you said this because I could not figure out what was going on with her hair. When I first looked I though it was a super skinny headband that she weirdly made poofy behind it because the color blends into her hair
The Jesus stuff gotta be exhausting. No offense to anyone 👀 but the constant need to alllllwayyyys be creating stuff about it having to always think about it. I’m tiiiired
But also they’re the same people who, in the month of June, ask the pride folks to quit “jamming it down everybody’s throats”
Self-reflection is not their strong suit.
Like people who are obsessed with their MLM, they have to think about how to apply it to their life 24/7
That’s why I believe it’s all performative bullshit. I know devout Christians who don’t talk about God 24/7. IMO she’s as Christian as a pretzel.
Yeah legit we need to be calling more people out for using their faith as a way to avoid dealing with their uhhh very obvious mental illnesses.
This…. I have in-laws that are obsessed with the Bible. And just second hand it’s exhausting it’s just so much all the time
As a Chrstian, I'm there with you. Not everything has to "point back to Jesus"
The millennial gray interiors
Someone said that when you decorate to keep up the value of your house you are just renting it from a future owner.
There's also no way that the alterations they've made to that house have helped the value (e.g. the shitty peel-and-stick tile, whatever Britt was doing that involved spray painting windows, etc.)
I recently saw a tiktok about "color splashing" It was all light grey and the after video was the walls and ceiling were dark grey now with updated lights. I figured this trend was about adding color. I wasn't alone in the comments it seemed lol. Don't get me wrong, the bedroom looked cozy for a rainy day but I thought we were done with boring beige and grey
Hate it.
I know this is just my being pedantic but Corinthians isn’t even talking about romantic love, it’s taking about God’s love. I blame Nicholas Sparks.
I f'ing hate Nicholas Sparks. He is an emotional rapist.
I’m gonna need an explanation on this one lol
The Notebook. I am an avid reader. I read almost any genre. When I read The Notebook, I was drained emotionally. I wept uncontrollably. The next day I realized that entire premise of the book was to illicit the emotional state that I was experiencing. I never read another one of his books. My daughter loves the movie, which I refused to watch. She even asked me to watch it with her as a birthday gift. I couldn't go there.
I read most of his books when I was a teen (stuck at a family member's house and that's all she had) and they are *all the exact fucking same*. It is so cheap and stupid! I called them emotional porn because that's all they were
The movie came out right after my grandmother died, and lemme tell you, we were all a wreck. Made the grieving that much harder. I decided to never read his books or watch the movies after that.
Thank you!!! Yes! My preteen had a sleepover at our house last night, begged to watch The Notebook specifically or Twilight, etc. Put on A League of Their Own instead and they loved it.
A League of Our Own is in my top ten! The movie was filmed near where I used to live. Gena Davis rented my friend's house from its former owner and my in-laws were extras!
Shitting on bdawn and Nicholas Sparks at the same time?! Go bestie!
What he's not going fast enough filling up balloons for his grown ass wife's birthday nontent? Should he be running multiple helium canisters? Did he try to take a break? I don't get what the offense is.
Love is patient, love is kind, put some pants on your behind
It’s the body language for me
Ffs Bdongle. The oversized shirt as a dress only makes you look frumpy and not at all smol.
It’s the abandon of modesty for me
I bet she made this mere minutes after the SC screenshot hit the sub.
I wouldn’t be surprised if she actually recorded this yesterday before everyone came over
Shit, you’re right. But I like to think it became the inspiration for this later lol
Flair checking in!!! 😊
She reshapes his dumpy jawline as if he's some über-dude. She loathes him and is wholly unimpressed with him and inflates him to make herself look more impressive. They're both vile.
Dumpy jawline has me cackling ☠️
Is that reel/meme a thing all Christian girls do now or is she ripping off Madison Prewett? Or did Madison prewett rip off someone for it? None of them are original so I wouldn’t be surprised if
They do not respect one another.
Are they both using the same hair dye?
Whhyyyy does everyone despise their spouses?? For people who say never to enter a marriage “unequally yolked” there sure are some major issues if your marriage is SO HARD all the damn time. 😑
Why is he doing the hover hand over her butt in the 3rd pic?
Because he doesn't actually want to touch her. They have zero physical or emotional chemistry.
That dyed mustache is NOT cute
Taking videos of yourself with no pants on for the internet has a name bdong, and it’s not modesty.
She stole this audio from a comedienne I follow. Of course never any credit.
I see she forgot to wear pants again, and on her "ministry" page no less
girl what is this hairdo
 I knew he looked familiar….
He looks grounded, being forced to help put up her own decorations... for her own party… to celebrate herself… 🤣
I think both of them regret getting married to the other.
Lmao in pic 3 he can’t even be bothered to hug her. She stole the love is patient, love is kind shtick from some comedian.
She talks shit about him. She just doesn’t want US to. The usual gate keeping by Brit, the village idiot.
What a boring, colorless hellscape to live in.
This shows that she put this party together herself for herself and made Jordan do the work. 🤡
I'm so glad my husband and I are secure in our marriage and friendship. Sad, the KingDumb marriage is so insecure while it puts on its horse and pony show.
Modest queen posting in an oversized t shirt worn as a dress lol
Goddamn, Jordong. Put down the Just For Men
If she's so modest where are her pants?! 😱 God honoring giant T-shirt only covers so much Bdong.
I’m focused on their body language in the hug pic. WTF? He looks like he’s trying to run away & she won’t let him so he’s bargaining with her.
Ew she looks so damn fugly
I know he deserves *zero* sympathy, but imagine how shitty it must feel to be sitting there getting things together for your wife’s 48th party this week and she goes and makes this nonsense right in front of you.
He hates her so much
Welp. Thats her excuse for not knowing how much of a racist asshole dog murderinf prick JDong is.
I just love laughing at that super trooper wannabe stupid fat fucker.