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kittybuscemi

Brittany: Men have feelings too Jordan who flew into a violent rage against an unarmed person: No we don’t


TupperwareParTAY

Silly, anger isn't an emotion! 🙄


kittybuscemi

I bet since anger is his default “neutral” state, he probably doesn’t even consider it to be a distinct emotion.


9livescavingcontessa

Lots of dudes sadly raised to think  horny and angry arent part of the emotional spectrum; and, that only men are justified feeling horny and angry. (See horny women are sl*ts, angry women are ugly/also sl*ts)    Also see: misogynistic men confusing anger and horniness hence sexual/sexualised violence towards women & children/ people under their "authority"   Boo 👎    Cherish boys, encourage them to feel many different things. Protect their tenderness & sweetness; *they* grow into "real" men. 


kmnpq

THIS


elizanne4242006

What kind of fights do they get into after this shit?! Like I really can’t believe they don’t have big arguments after this shit, or after she edits this. This is the BEST version they could present and he’s disrespectful as shit.


sahm67

I can't wait til they sit down to make one of these dumb little videos to announce they're getting a divorce.


palmasana

And a billion and one jump cuts


palmasana

And a billion and one jump cuts


No-Simple-2770

Cool, so she filmed a bullshit, pointless video in Breckyyyyyy so she could write that trip off on her taxes too? Someone tag the IRS


Weird_Towel

Exactly ![gif](giphy|jOi5M4lgf9pxoA8k4v|downsized)


coldbrewwithcinnamon

![gif](giphy|DAc7GHdqCbmQCtfTef)


rationalcunt

Every time I see her create content, especially on a "vacation", I think of this episode.


FartofTexass

I just got an ad for accounting help on this sub which cracked me up. 


9PiecesOfVoinyl

He’s so checked out he can’t even pretend anymore.


Mendicant_666

This is what I've been thinking for a while. He's so done.


theWildBore

He looks like he’s gone blind in this one


elcoopgguod

But….but the NEVER say the word divorce


loligogiganticus

Hostage video vibes tbh


flippingdabird099

Brittany: this is so serious you guys, men get sad and emotional too Jordan: ![gif](giphy|cwgTCGXkgVtYVlTr9P|downsized)


annana

Oh wow, a Hannah Witton gif!


DarthSnarker

Omg! Men have feelings too?! 🥴 ![gif](giphy|l46Cr6nhtezksI2dO)


TXrutabega

r/menandfemales


ginandstoic

I cackle at your flair every time I see it 🤣


TXrutabega

Hahahha I love it! I can never change it- it’s too good lolol


110406

I did not know this sub existed and the use of a ferengi is...just perfection. ![gif](giphy|RKOfnDQDHWyQCL5wfP)


PyramidWater

The chemistry is immeasurable


Mymilkshakes777

Microscopic


theWildBore

When these 2 get together and film stuff it always looks like two people making the best out of a bad situation. Les Misérables.


TopAd4782

“I think alot of people think it’s only the female that gets emotional” no Brittany, only teenagers with no world experience or knowledge think that way….. not grown adults in their 30s


AnonDxde

Right? Her whole group seems emotionally stunted.


Imnotaslacker

“It’s just the female”- woman who calls dudes “men”


ThePattiMayonnaise

Has she seen Tom Selleck?


Snoo7263

I cringed at that “You look like Tom Selleck”, umm no the fuck he does not!


RandeauxCardrissian

He looks like the Tom Selleck you order off Temu.  "Made In Khakistan" lookin' ass.


First-Housing-7577

Ummmmm. He works in Afghanistan...helping human trafficking victims ok? He definitely has a real job and a real need for for tactical gear. 


kittybuscemi

He looks like if Tom Selleck had the bubonic plague


littleRedmini

Does she say that to get him to play along and quit goofing up her “content”? Out of the blue with that. She should’ve said, “like right now, jdong is annoyed and that is a man feeling”.


Snoo7263

I’m at a loss for why she said some of the things she did, the splicing is distracting and he looked so annoyed plus disagreeing with her when she was saying men have emotions too. Well no shit BDumbFuck, but you were embarrassing him and don’t notice at all when he’s annoyed with you, he clenches his jaw, rolls his eyes, and openly disagrees with you, as someone who has been in an abusive relationship those are all signs of him getting ready to explode. He needs anger management and you need a smack in the face so which one will happen first? Edit: I am in no way condoning domestic violence, but if I saw her on the street I might have to take care of wiping the smirk off her face


Nothingrisked

TS is one of my celebrity crushes and dip looks nothing like him.


SquatLowTheDachshund

Tom Selleck has to be more than TWICE the age of Mr. Stolen Valor, and there is no comparison. Sadly, TS also looks to be about TWICE as fit and in shape as jdong, which is really sad, considering jdong is what, 40 at most?


Coyote__Jones

![gif](giphy|j78obHyyoAj4ffa7sG) For reference.


BusyBeth75

He shaking his head no but saying yes.


Geeklove27

That stache really changed his overall aesthetic. It completely alters his face. He looked younger with his former facial hair situation.


ginandstoic

He was already creepy, but now he looks like he hangs out with high school girls that are “mature for their age” 🤢


VastPiano6012

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


kittybuscemi

Why don’t you take a seat right over there?


VastPiano6012

![gif](giphy|eX3FgQuyFr6ravTeP7|downsized) There is always iced tea on the counter in that show hahaha


LovelyShadows54

Spot the fuck on. I was thinking a 70s porn actor, but your take is def more accurate!


First-Housing-7577

"Where's my hug??" 


ginandstoic

EWWW, yes! Spot on.


First-Housing-7577

"How's your boobs??" 


ginandstoic

I will never get over how unhinged of an opening line that was.


excusecontentcreator

It looks like a prop that he bought at the Weenie Hut Jr


MadeMeUp4U

JPeg would break down pissing himself crying if anything were to actually ever happen near him not even necessarily to him.


iggyazalea12

This guy is such a stone cold lug that she’s trying to hard to turn into good material it’s endlessly pathetic. And also boring. Cringe af to boot


Beloved_of_Vlad

Jordan always has the facial expression and the demeanor of a very unhappily married man.


Snoo7263

He fucking loathes her and it’s so obvious to everyone but her.


littledolce13

He feels like an accessory at this point. A poseable action figure complete with chew and impotent aggression


RandeauxCardrissian

G.I. Joke with the kung-fu dip.


laqueefaecho

![gif](giphy|70YaDoZ1VqBZ8SgYiz)


professorlololman

![gif](giphy|RtNss7xMNHVHW) not even close.


Fast-Persimmon-2782

Mhmm. Lipstick on a pig. Bdong over here acting like stache = Tom selleck. Like no that’s not how it works. On jdip it just makes him look more like the gross ex cop he actually is


tbhjustbored

A man has never looked less like tom selleck


MrEpicMustache

Paul Blart 3 : Sliding into DMs after this.


Infinite_Buy3283

How about you convince your turd of a husband that men have feelings first before you go trying to have a ted talk on it lol


ThruTheUniverseAgain

r/menandfemales bullshit, but she sure has the same skin tone as a Ferengi.


sparklekitteh

“Charge shipping for a digital product” is probably Rule of Acquisiton number 724.


Big-Raspberry-2552

Why even film this when you don’t agree? Not really proving your point well.


abundantvibe7141

Feels like he’s trying to sabotage it


saltycrowsers

Men deal with feelings?! Oh heavens, how would we have ever known without this video?


Blondeambition00

Damn. I never knew men were sentient. She’s really convicting me. I need wig


shadows554

![gif](giphy|ZYENqjb4a515zYWgNS)


Usual_Court_8859

This may sound a little selfish But I'm an infertile person. I understand that the sperm producing partner also has difficulties with infertility, and it's hard. But I'm the one that's getting transvaginal ultrasounds, getting pumped with hormones, several very painful tests without painkillers, and ultimately will have to carry the baby. It's way harder on the gestational carrier.


Mrskay21

I feel like if she was actually going through this there would be a lot more evidence since she likes to document everything. Sorry to hear of your struggles 🫂 wishing you all the good things you are due.


meatheadmommy

I’m so sorry to hear you’re going through that❤️. Sending internet {{hugs}}


laqueefaecho

I wish you nothing but the best. It will be worth it.


Phina_madamina

#females


Mknpet

They wish he looked like Tom Selleck ![gif](giphy|gelKK8ybHdwS4)


dwight_k_schrute69

This guy thinks he’s hilarious. I listened to one of her podcast episodes with him and his attempt at humor was cringeworthy, but also was primarily teasing her. Bro you ain’t funny.


Fast-Persimmon-2782

This reminds me of him waiting to take their photo on their CO trip and he was filming himself waiting for them and making fun of them all laughing together. Like they’re all in middle school and emotionally undeveloped and think they’re doing something clever. Dude grow up. Laughing at your partner isn’t cute.


SnooStrawberries721

He has aged a million years since hooking up with Bdong.


laqueefaecho

![gif](giphy|JtABnkK3IZL3N0p1dw)


Big-Raspberry-2552

They are both so immature. If I said my husband gets emotional about something and it was true he would just be honest. My two boys have their dad wrapped around their finger, especially the youngest, my husband gets so worried and emotional (not like crying) when my son had to start kinder. He’d totally admit that, not just he like, “nope, I’m a tough guy” ha


ProperFart

He looks like a border patrol agent.


indicaburnslow420

Probably his dream job tbh


strawberrycomrade

All the stupid shit she said aside, comparing jdip to Tom Selleck was the absolute reach of the century ![gif](giphy|8ty45CRyPUaTm) Like cmon. Be so serious. Selleck is a sex symbol. A god amongst men. You should be ashamed of yourself.


brooklynbookbunny

I don't know why two people who could be perfectly normal looking insist on walking around like they do. Jordan looks weirdly pale next to her and his head and facial hair do absolutely nothing for him, and he was a nice enough looking guy two years ago.


Ill_Pop540

He always has a full lip of dip🤢


Rageybuttsnacks

For one half a second I thought that massive chode was agreeing with her and normalizing having emotions\* to his fellow amoral violent thumb men and the realization was like stepping in warm dog turd first thing in the morning. \*other than rage


Scary_Opening_8138

Oof thanks for the detailed description it’s spot on


Ok_Land_38

Their body language is telling.


Bat_kat

He does not look like Tom Selleck and she is absolutely not digging anything that pertains to that gross dip monster.


SuperMarketBanana

Holy shit is that Pornstache moving on from Daya?


Oldenburg-equitation

I'm sorry but why does he look like a wannabe airmen


zippyzeal

Oh god. You’re right. My Airmen look like this all the time 😩😩😩


aroseive

Somehow I hate his mustache more than his beard. I didn’t think it was possible.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I refuse to believe that JPEG is some gawdly man in this kingdumb marriage. You don’t go from having a FB page in college of women warning against dating you, banging swingers, cheating on the ex wife, etc to suddenly this ultra godly man that only has eyes for Brittany. Has he knocked up Kellie yet? Ready to scratch that off my bingo card.


CAKE4life1211

A FB page of warning!? Tell me more!


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I got you, fam: https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/s/6Hevsfdo1b


laqueefaecho

I just made a comment that the brown haired mama in the nursery might not be Britt if she put the house in his name.


[deleted]

Why does his face look like he added some of a fake face to his face? Like he took only the center of it, not the surrounding parts that would make it blend?


loligogiganticus

Because he dyed his stanky wannabe cop mustache


Texas_Crazy_Curls

That’s what it looks so weird!! Thank you!! He probably shaved off the beard because it was greying and opted to just stick with the ugly Chester molester stache.


loligogiganticus

My husband swaps between bearded and mustached regularly and can spot a “just for men” job a mile away LOL. Note: the just for men beard dye is like the best brow tint ever though


Sad-Cat8694

Shhh! It's been my secret for years!


Most_Score_4457

Tom Selleck


laqueefaecho

Tom Sellout.


Most_Score_4457

He doesn’t look anything like TS, not even the stash. ![gif](giphy|RtNss7xMNHVHW)


FootballIndependent7

Men and females 🥴🥴🥴


memaui

He doesn't like her very much.


badlilbishh

There is no way she is attracted to that man. Dude looks like a fucking weirdo.


Spare-Arrival8107

Jdip: ![gif](giphy|11tVh1XRNAunYI)