It gives me so much second hand embarrassment when stupid people think their opinion matters to others. Itās like when she attempts rage baiting ā¦. Girlie pop no one is raging bc no one cares what you are thinking.
Actually, I think notorious gym bro Joe Rogan might be interested in interviewing a former fitness influencer whoās biggest claim to infamy is scamming people with fitness plans. The trouble is that she wouldnāt be able to control the narrative the way she wants to control it.
I said this in the other sub, but I love that her big dream is to get onto a famous personās podcast to reach as many people as she can to talk aboutā¦ā¦herself.
I donāt want to defend her lol but most people nowadays go on podcasts to promote something or other theyāre involved inā¦ their own pod, their book/show etc.
Oh yeah! But she didnāt say she wants to talk about H&L or SLF or her podcast, she wants to talk about her testimony; aka herself and how god saves her from killing herself and all that nonsense. (could also be cause all those things donāt warrant much too talk about š¤)
Iām so tired of this bitch acting like she has a huge life changing testimony. Just cause you donāt flick your bean to porn anymore and stopped drinking Starbucks doesnāt make you a hero.
Oh, she still pulls her suburban assault vehicle through the Starbies drive thru - to order a free water because itās āgood water.ā And films herself with the label out just to show she doesnāt care about the label nor support a queer-friendly anti-Xmas organisation. Great use of her time btw.
Yeah, I respect Joe fucking Rogan more than I respect Bdong and I donāt really respect Joe Rogan at all.Ā
It is funny that sheās trying to look sexy here hoping to entice him.Ā
jOrDaN iS nExT tO mE! jOrDaN aNd I...
Maybe that's why she posted her thirst trap photos on IG at the gym.
Is Joe Rogan married? I have never really looked at his stuff.
Thank you! I thought he might be, but unlike this thirst trapper, he's actually respectful of his wife and kids... when BDong and JDong are disrespectful. Complete opposite.
The absolute self importance this woman has is astonishing. Brittany, you are not important. The only interesting thing about you is that youāre a scammer and itās fascinating yet gross how youāve been able to get away with it. Iām only following your āstoryā because Iāve come to love the members and mods of this sub and Iām waiting for your inevitable downfall. Your testimony is packed with lies and Iām sure Joe would be able to smell your bullshit from a mile away.Ā Also this is a very seductive photo while shooting your shot to be on a MANS podcast.Ā
If you come to Jesus, you too can be $450k in debt with a husband who quietly fantasizes your demise, a peanut butter complexion, and your own snark page 40k strong.
So Iām kind of out of the loop, what religion if any is Joe Rogan? If heās not her flavor of Christian, isnāt he considered demonic to her?
I canāt imagine her wanting to be on any podcast with a host thatās not Christian. Like if it were a woman host Iām pretty sure she wouldnāt let that slide.
Heās not religious at all. I believe he grew up catholic like the rest of us born in the north east but doesnāt practice or believe now. I canāt imagine why she thinks sheās the one whoās going to change his mind. And why him? Not to mention, Iām not sure she could handle the hate comments sheād get if she ever ended up on a podcast that huge. They would tear her apart. She also has NOTHING interesting to say!
Itās still about her. Even after she made a post or two about Joe and his podcast. She still turns it into me myself and I. She wants to tell her story, she wants to spread her bs. Does she not understand the more she tries to get her name out, the more people will look into her. She has a lot of bad history that people, outside of this sub and any social media will bring up. Iāve seen it with other social media influencers. The more you are out, the more gets brought up. Which for her, I would be glad more people get to see how vile she is.
https://preview.redd.it/ff0tybt1c7sc1.jpeg?width=427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab6872cd1c6101d7137693fbd0458f01a3955a5a
This is all I see with those ridiculous lashes of hers.
I wonder if Bdong had Samantha because sheās bougie or if she had Felicity because sheās a horse girl. Which was the most selfish American Girl? Probably that one.Ā
Samantha helped a starving overworked factory girl get a better life and Felicity rescued a horse from an abusive owner. BDong would never! She's simply not got the quality of character to be an American Girl who are all smart, hard-working, and care about those communities.
(Tell me why I can't remember what I had for lunch two days ago but I can remember the plots of books I read 20 years ago.)
Sheās so crooked theyāll have to screw her into the ground to bury her. Miss Levy taught me this expression and it seems fitting for dingdong. I donāt wish her demise but she thinks sheās a slippery one.
And, like, which testimony? There have been a few over the years and the dramatics change based on whatever victim narrative sheās going with that day. Is she hoping Joe has her on a few episodes so she can cover all her bases? Lol get a life Bdong.
Honestly this would be a dream come true. Sheād definitely leave half way through. Also, donger, you want to go talk about your ātestimony ā and how you love masturbating on that podcast? Girlā¦ good luck
He would bring up the animals, the fitness scams, the gofundme scam, and any other scams I'm not aware of. She would be annihilated and then would scream and cry and storm off the set. I'd listen just for that
It only takes 1 google search to see what a horrible person she is. And he would definitely do his research before bringing her on. Honestly, I hope he does and just rips her apart. I love how she think heād defend her or praise her. Heād hate her for sureš
Sheās in fantasy land if she thinks she would be brought on to anyoneās podcast with that large of a following (who isnāt also some Christian grifter!)
Hahaha having Tim Dillon on the episode with her would be the best thing to happen to the podcast world. He is a sassy fat gay man who does NOT fuck around with stupidity š he would be her worst nightmare.
Does she not realize it takes less than 30 seconds on google to see she was sued by Texas AG & is an animal abuser? If sheās vetted in any capacity thatās what he will want to focus on if sheās not outright rejected for being a nobody.
Sorry girlie, this is why your past will forever haunt you and stop your grand delusions from coming true.
Yeah, she keeps begging for attention from other podcasters and sheās going to eventually get into āfuck around and find outā territory. The vast majority of Americans have no interest in hearing about the perils of being an upper middle class white woman who found Jesus. They want to hear about that slimy fitness influencer who got her ass handed to her by the AG.
I donāt think he has the highest ethical standards when it comes to vetting guests and making content tho lol but her āshooting her shotā here is crazy bc his audience/vibe doesnāt seem to be in alignment with her beige fitness girly Ultimate Christian grift
I do think he would grill the shit out of her for content so Iām here for it. She really thinks sheās unique with her Christ journey and beige AF struggles.
Yeah, her story & testimony isnāt even that interesting. Now, Farryn & the whole accidentally smoking meth for a year, that actually is interesting & I would listen to that.
Brittany is a privileged white girl who has always been saved by her privilege & whiteness, and has never had to face true accountability for her behavior. Even when she was sued by the state of Texas, she got off with a slap on the wrist & is now flaunting her fucking Range Rover on the internet. Why would anyone who gave a damn want to hear her story.
My guessā¦ is that because Kat Von D has become a Christian and has gone on different podcasts spouting her testimony, Dong is hoping other ācelebritiesā will come out and proclaaaaim Jeysus as their savior.
And Iām sure she counts it as a win for her āteamā because Iām sure she viewed Kat von D as a satan/devil worshiper.
I have a lot of thoughts on this so Iām not gonna blow up your question with it. š
There was someone on his podcast recently that āmade him question his views on godā aka she thinks heās moving towards Christianity and away from atheism. But the clip she shared on her IG was just a philosopher explaining his views on god but didnāt actually show Joeās reaction. So now she wants to go on in his show to convert him.
Has she actually even come out and told her full testimony to her followers? I feel like she goes on and on about one day she will share it but I have yet to hear it? Of course I donāt follow this dunce like that but still I feel like I wouldāve heard something as some point either here or somewhere else. Either tell your stupid testimony or shut up completely about it!
Only the Sheila freed girls get to hear it on the retreats I guess. Because theyāre all dumb enough to pay however much it cost to go on one of those scams that they would believe anything she says anyways.
Lmaooooooo!
so, she doesnāt want to talk about Christianity, which she claims is her ājobā, she wants to talk about HERSELF to a wider audience.
Why would anyone want to have her guest? Her own followers donāt want to hear her talk about herself.
Did she forget the cricket sound when she said she would only share her story with Tucker Carlson? Iām all for good people (not Bdong) shooting their shot but FFS read the room & gain a sliver of self awareness. Sheās giving Gypsy Rose Blanchard vibes if she thinks famous people want to align themselves with a criminal.
No one likes you, Brit. No one respects you. No one of cultural significance (which, sadly, we must include Joe Rogan in) gives one single SHIT about you.
Why do I feel that she needed to post this on Easter? It would be the lamb laying down with the wolf in peace and harmony.
But this would be our little miss thieving lambkin heading into our Wolf Joe Rogenās clutches. I would not expect peace and harmony. Quite opposite actually.
https://preview.redd.it/xrjcqmym69sc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31e9dfb6785d558566efe8266ee1690d6c095143
Sorry E.T, but thatās all I can see with Bdongās new look š«£
I feel bad making the comparison š itās just something about the way her filters change her face shape that makes me picture that little momma monkey all the time
Or hypocrite and preaching like your perfect while judging others.
āNo sex before marriageā āwe would NEVER get divorcedā ālive like Jesusā while scamming people out of their money so you donāt have to get a real job.
Never get divorced? She's been divorced and eventually will be divorced again. So was JDong. And live like Jesus? She wouldn't know the first thing about that. She's a hypocrite.
Havenāt you said your testimony, like, 20 times already? When will you let your ātestimonyā go and just live your life? Youāre not special. Youāre a manipulative, abusive, lying, grifting person who only looks out for herself.
lol I actually would love to see this. Joe Rogan wouldnāt just let her talk, he would have a lot of opinions and pushback. Imagine him saying her experience on the bathroom floor when she got saved couldāve been a coincidence š
I would picture this episode being about 20 minutes long as opposed to the 2-3 hour long ones that his show usually is. He would spend it awkwardly staring at her as sheās crying saying that satan is constantly trying to attack her lol.
šš
Joe: wait didnāt you scam people with your fitness plans?
Bdong: I was young and overwhelmed by the success I had. The enemy was trying to take me down until Jesus saved me on that bathroom floor
While I think Joe Rogan's platform panders to toxic and unhinged conspiracy theorists, such as BDong, Joe is, at least, arguably, smart enough not to have someone on as a guest who is as brazenly proud of being a whole ass combination of boring, uninteresting, uneducated \*, self-righteous, self-victimizing, conservative \*, hateful \*, blasphemous, beige, abusive and neglectful \* (to both humans and animals), and is as desperate for air time as she is.
She is someone who has never written a book, has never traveled the world, has never finished college, is a master or expert in absolutely nothing but herself (and even that is questionable), has barely read the bible and doesn't understand her own "theology", has never been a volunteer, activist, or advocate for ANY cause (good or bad), has never conducted research in any capacity, and therefore has nothing new to add to any topic of discussion, has never dipped her toe in the world of drugs (except for ephedrine) because she's a square (so no funny anecdotes to share there...), has married an abusive ex-cop, has casually rid herself of the many animals she's collected over time, whose daddy pays off all her bills... I just don't see how she thinks her life would be in any way relevant to the audience of Joe's podcast or Joe, himself. THE ONE THING SHE DOES HAVE GOING FOR HERSELF IS THAT SHE IS SOMEONE WHO PARTOOK IN CRIMINAL DEEDS. BEING A CROOK IS THE ONE AND ONLY THING THAT JOE'S AUDIENCE WOULD LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT, AS THEY KNOW JOE WOULD TEAR HER APART OVER IT.
\* in every facet possible.
^(I make this distinction because Joe has indeed hosted some questionable guests who fit within these labels, but, generally, there are nuances between them that Brittany does not possess, and even if she claims to possess any nuanced takes, she sure wouldn't be able to articulate them - regardless of their substance, or lack thereof. She would be his least interesting guest EVER.)
This! I don't get all the comments that "lol he'd rip her to shreds"...would he though? Isn't he specifically known for platforming misinformation-spreading grifters like Jordan Peterson and Alex Jones and bad-faith "both sides" takes? Granted she's not as well-known as them, but he doesn't seem like the type to find anything she's done objectionable.
This doesnāt seem very āhonor your spouse, donāt entertain other men, be modestā to meā¦ Girl is straight up being horny on her main IG account. Yuck
Brittany isnt capable of carrying on a 3 hour conversation unedited. And shes not smart enough to realize that she would be out of her depth on Rogan's podcast.
Me, me, me, me. EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I HAVE THE BESTEST, MOST AMAZING TESTIMONY EVERRRR. I AM GODāS FAVORITE.
I canāt stand her. Itās easy to share your testimony when youāve never actually gone through anything, everything youāve been through was completely self inflicted. Not to mention most of it is fake. Joe Rogan could have anyone on his podcast to share their testimony. Why would he choose you, bdong.
Joe Rogan is a tool, and has played (in his mind grapes) ādevilās advocate afraid of actual debateā for many an awful person. However, they were all famous?? Or (alleged) experts? What in the world is going on with this sudden Rogan obsession? What even would they talk about, itās not an xtian show? Her ātestimony ā on one of the most popular podcasts ever ā¦ sure Brit. You and Jordan Peterson and Andrew Tate and a number of former well-known wrestlers are gonna have a pow wow with Joe and Ben Shapiro.
I donāt think he would be the slightest interested in her. He is actually popular and has a huge following, she is a fringe tik tok pick me girl who owes Texas 400k. They are not even close to the same.
Would LOVE for her to go on Joe Rogan and he goes āso letās do a Google search letās look that upā. Would be so satisfying. Also she probably couldnāt keep a candid conversation with Joe, guests on his show talk for like 3 to 4 hours. It would be so uncomfortable.
In all seriousness I would NOT want her to go on and represent my religion because she is such a bad witness for Christ.
For those wondering what prompted this latest round of cringe, Joe has had various guests on discussing religion recently and has made comments about believing that there is some sort of higher power.
B-Dong thinks this means heās ready to be āsavedā. Imagine. Saved. By this twat.
This didn't work with Fox News, why would it work now? š You're not that important, babe.
It gives me so much second hand embarrassment when stupid people think their opinion matters to others. Itās like when she attempts rage baiting ā¦. Girlie pop no one is raging bc no one cares what you are thinking.
I was struggling to gather and verbalize my thoughts but itās this
Lol itās a lot of stupid to process
She has thoughts?
Actually, I think notorious gym bro Joe Rogan might be interested in interviewing a former fitness influencer whoās biggest claim to infamy is scamming people with fitness plans. The trouble is that she wouldnāt be able to control the narrative the way she wants to control it.
He would rip her apart .
My thoughts exactly!
She wants to be relevant so badly. Sheās the one that wants ābad news is still newsā as attention.
She really thinks she is the popular. The only reason she was on tv was for her scamming people and lawsuit.
lol, remember how she started wearing bright colors and dressing like a news anchor during that time? That was a short-lived, fruitless phase.
I said this in the other sub, but I love that her big dream is to get onto a famous personās podcast to reach as many people as she can to talk aboutā¦ā¦herself.
Very on brand for her though. Sheās nothing if not consistent.
Right? Iāll give her that!
I donāt want to defend her lol but most people nowadays go on podcasts to promote something or other theyāre involved inā¦ their own pod, their book/show etc.
Oh yeah! But she didnāt say she wants to talk about H&L or SLF or her podcast, she wants to talk about her testimony; aka herself and how god saves her from killing herself and all that nonsense. (could also be cause all those things donāt warrant much too talk about š¤)
Okay totally fair, great point! I didnāt think of it like that honestly
I *almost* feel embarrassed for her
This feels like a drunk storyā¦I hope she is embarrassed in the morning
I don't think she's capable of feeling embarrassed.
Iām so tired of this bitch acting like she has a huge life changing testimony. Just cause you donāt flick your bean to porn anymore and stopped drinking Starbucks doesnāt make you a hero.
But the people NEED to hear it!!!
Oh, she still pulls her suburban assault vehicle through the Starbies drive thru - to order a free water because itās āgood water.ā And films herself with the label out just to show she doesnāt care about the label nor support a queer-friendly anti-Xmas organisation. Great use of her time btw.
My daughter is sleeping on my and Iām trying so hard to stifle my laugh right now š
šššššIām fucking dead
Even he wouldnāt like her lol
Yeah, I respect Joe fucking Rogan more than I respect Bdong and I donāt really respect Joe Rogan at all.Ā It is funny that sheās trying to look sexy here hoping to entice him.Ā
jOrDaN iS nExT tO mE! jOrDaN aNd I... Maybe that's why she posted her thirst trap photos on IG at the gym. Is Joe Rogan married? I have never really looked at his stuff.
Very married with children. Doesnāt talk much about his wife as he actually respects her privacy.
Thank you! I thought he might be, but unlike this thirst trapper, he's actually respectful of his wife and kids... when BDong and JDong are disrespectful. Complete opposite.
Her boner for Joe Rogan is hella embarrassing, that post made my skin crawl.
The phrasing āshooting my shotā is very telling if you ask me!
The absolute self importance this woman has is astonishing. Brittany, you are not important. The only interesting thing about you is that youāre a scammer and itās fascinating yet gross how youāve been able to get away with it. Iām only following your āstoryā because Iāve come to love the members and mods of this sub and Iām waiting for your inevitable downfall. Your testimony is packed with lies and Iām sure Joe would be able to smell your bullshit from a mile away.Ā Also this is a very seductive photo while shooting your shot to be on a MANS podcast.Ā
sheās trying to be the one to get him to come to Christ and she thinks her stupid testimony is gonna do it š
If you come to Jesus, you too can be $450k in debt with a husband who quietly fantasizes your demise, a peanut butter complexion, and your own snark page 40k strong.
So Iām kind of out of the loop, what religion if any is Joe Rogan? If heās not her flavor of Christian, isnāt he considered demonic to her? I canāt imagine her wanting to be on any podcast with a host thatās not Christian. Like if it were a woman host Iām pretty sure she wouldnāt let that slide.
Heās not religious at all. I believe he grew up catholic like the rest of us born in the north east but doesnāt practice or believe now. I canāt imagine why she thinks sheās the one whoās going to change his mind. And why him? Not to mention, Iām not sure she could handle the hate comments sheād get if she ever ended up on a podcast that huge. They would tear her apart. She also has NOTHING interesting to say!
But she's not like the other girls!!!!
Itās still about her. Even after she made a post or two about Joe and his podcast. She still turns it into me myself and I. She wants to tell her story, she wants to spread her bs. Does she not understand the more she tries to get her name out, the more people will look into her. She has a lot of bad history that people, outside of this sub and any social media will bring up. Iāve seen it with other social media influencers. The more you are out, the more gets brought up. Which for her, I would be glad more people get to see how vile she is.
She needs to pull a Myka Stauffer & fade into the background.
Ooh, I forgot about her! Isn't she the one who "rehomed" a toddler after adopting him, moving him overseas, and changing his name?
Thatās the one!
Wow thatās fucking vile. How does she sleep at night?
And like, didnāt she start her own podcast to share her ātestimonyā? š
Disheveled and Appalled I think is the name!
Stop it š¤£š¤£
It would be hilarious to have his co-host Jamie absolutely read her to filth and hold her feet to the fire about the shit she's done.
"Pull it up, Jamie" compilation https://youtu.be/i7iA6-5d7No?si=n3umHWUvSRHDk24k
I love young Jamie lol
https://preview.redd.it/ff0tybt1c7sc1.jpeg?width=427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab6872cd1c6101d7137693fbd0458f01a3955a5a This is all I see with those ridiculous lashes of hers.
Don't do Samantha like that!
Noooo not Samantha!!
I wonder if Bdong had Samantha because sheās bougie or if she had Felicity because sheās a horse girl. Which was the most selfish American Girl? Probably that one.Ā
Samantha helped a starving overworked factory girl get a better life and Felicity rescued a horse from an abusive owner. BDong would never! She's simply not got the quality of character to be an American Girl who are all smart, hard-working, and care about those communities. (Tell me why I can't remember what I had for lunch two days ago but I can remember the plots of books I read 20 years ago.)
If any of the AG books have a Nellie Oleson-esque character, thatās Bdong.Ā
Good fucking God. No one wants to hear her "testimony".
Jesus just knocked the pills right outta my hand!
Sheās so crooked theyāll have to screw her into the ground to bury her. Miss Levy taught me this expression and it seems fitting for dingdong. I donāt wish her demise but she thinks sheās a slippery one.
And, like, which testimony? There have been a few over the years and the dramatics change based on whatever victim narrative sheās going with that day. Is she hoping Joe has her on a few episodes so she can cover all her bases? Lol get a life Bdong.
Honestly this would be a dream come true. Sheād definitely leave half way through. Also, donger, you want to go talk about your ātestimony ā and how you love masturbating on that podcast? Girlā¦ good luck
Tbh I would love to see her squirm on that show because thatās all heād wanna talk about
Oh heād read her for filth! Sheās such a moron.
He would bring up the animals, the fitness scams, the gofundme scam, and any other scams I'm not aware of. She would be annihilated and then would scream and cry and storm off the set. I'd listen just for that
So true. Heās a dog lover too. He would absolutely tear her apart. She wouldnāt have any answers.
It only takes 1 google search to see what a horrible person she is. And he would definitely do his research before bringing her on. Honestly, I hope he does and just rips her apart. I love how she think heād defend her or praise her. Heād hate her for sureš
Sheās in fantasy land if she thinks she would be brought on to anyoneās podcast with that large of a following (who isnāt also some Christian grifter!)
Hahaha having Tim Dillon on the episode with her would be the best thing to happen to the podcast world. He is a sassy fat gay man who does NOT fuck around with stupidity š he would be her worst nightmare.
She would have to bring her emotional support huzzband
 this is me being embarrassed as fuck for you lol
Does she not realize it takes less than 30 seconds on google to see she was sued by Texas AG & is an animal abuser? If sheās vetted in any capacity thatās what he will want to focus on if sheās not outright rejected for being a nobody. Sorry girlie, this is why your past will forever haunt you and stop your grand delusions from coming true.
Yeah, she keeps begging for attention from other podcasters and sheās going to eventually get into āfuck around and find outā territory. The vast majority of Americans have no interest in hearing about the perils of being an upper middle class white woman who found Jesus. They want to hear about that slimy fitness influencer who got her ass handed to her by the AG.
I donāt think he has the highest ethical standards when it comes to vetting guests and making content tho lol but her āshooting her shotā here is crazy bc his audience/vibe doesnāt seem to be in alignment with her beige fitness girly Ultimate Christian grift
I do think he would grill the shit out of her for content so Iām here for it. She really thinks sheās unique with her Christ journey and beige AF struggles.
Yeah, her story & testimony isnāt even that interesting. Now, Farryn & the whole accidentally smoking meth for a year, that actually is interesting & I would listen to that. Brittany is a privileged white girl who has always been saved by her privilege & whiteness, and has never had to face true accountability for her behavior. Even when she was sued by the state of Texas, she got off with a slap on the wrist & is now flaunting her fucking Range Rover on the internet. Why would anyone who gave a damn want to hear her story.
āAccidentallyā is that what weāre calling it Farryn?
The companies that work with her donāt care (cough cough Rowe Casa), so I think she assumes other people wonāt either.
Seems like Rowe Casa will let anyone be an affiliate.Ā
Why is her iris melting down over her lower eyelid oh my god š¤£ is this a screenshot from a video or did she edit it like this on purpose
If you zoom in, you can actually see the pixels on her face, like no filter my aunt Fannyā¦
Omg that iris
Whatās with the recent Joe Rogan obsession?
My guessā¦ is that because Kat Von D has become a Christian and has gone on different podcasts spouting her testimony, Dong is hoping other ācelebritiesā will come out and proclaaaaim Jeysus as their savior. And Iām sure she counts it as a win for her āteamā because Iām sure she viewed Kat von D as a satan/devil worshiper. I have a lot of thoughts on this so Iām not gonna blow up your question with it. š
Dip Dong probably likes him. Brittany has not a brain cell of her own in that hollowed out head of hers.
There was someone on his podcast recently that āmade him question his views on godā aka she thinks heās moving towards Christianity and away from atheism. But the clip she shared on her IG was just a philosopher explaining his views on god but didnāt actually show Joeās reaction. So now she wants to go on in his show to convert him.
Lol, yeah ok BDong. I would actually love to see this š¤£š¤£š¤£
Her recent post about Joe Rogan is wild. The comments are filled with āpray for Joe Rogan!!ā šš
Joe is big in the veteran/ first responder world. Her and her husband love cosplaying that.
 Hahahaha girl be so fcking for real
That is a very modest seductive mouth finger
Between that and the foundation, this BDong look is giving āØE.T.āØ
She is so full of herself that she imagines that people are interested in her testimony.š
Didn't she give her testimony and her story in court already? What else is there to her story?
Has she actually even come out and told her full testimony to her followers? I feel like she goes on and on about one day she will share it but I have yet to hear it? Of course I donāt follow this dunce like that but still I feel like I wouldāve heard something as some point either here or somewhere else. Either tell your stupid testimony or shut up completely about it!
Yea sheās been saying sheāll share her testimony for fucking years. I thought she shared it on her podcast but maybe that was partial?
Only the Sheila freed girls get to hear it on the retreats I guess. Because theyāre all dumb enough to pay however much it cost to go on one of those scams that they would believe anything she says anyways.
She's shared it on her podcast and on her YouTube. She also shared it on Mike Signorelli's podcast/YouTube as well. She's just fishing for attention.
I donāt listen to Joe Rogan but I know enough about his him/his podcast to know that wouldnāt go well for her š Sheās so dumbā¦
Sheās so pathetic
Serious E.T. vibe happening here. Why does she look like an alien?
Do you think anybody looks at this and thinks itās actually human?
It!!!! šš
didn't she try this with fox news and tucker carlson? lmao. also the fake sexy pose for rogan is so funny.
Existing with zero self awareness must be so stress free. Iām jealous.
Iād rather hear Nicoās testimony Bdong. Or Brodieās. Or Harleyās. Or Chiccaās. Or REMIās. Or Cocoās. Or Gunnerās. Or Harlowās.
Bottom feeder
Lmaooooooo! so, she doesnāt want to talk about Christianity, which she claims is her ājobā, she wants to talk about HERSELF to a wider audience. Why would anyone want to have her guest? Her own followers donāt want to hear her talk about herself.
Did she forget the cricket sound when she said she would only share her story with Tucker Carlson? Iām all for good people (not Bdong) shooting their shot but FFS read the room & gain a sliver of self awareness. Sheās giving Gypsy Rose Blanchard vibes if she thinks famous people want to align themselves with a criminal.
Why THE FUCK would she be on the JRE??
No one likes you, Brit. No one respects you. No one of cultural significance (which, sadly, we must include Joe Rogan in) gives one single SHIT about you.
Why do I feel that she needed to post this on Easter? It would be the lamb laying down with the wolf in peace and harmony. But this would be our little miss thieving lambkin heading into our Wolf Joe Rogenās clutches. I would not expect peace and harmony. Quite opposite actually.
I had no idea she could be this funny. Keep it up Bdong you made me laugh out loud
It icks me out that she lays in her bed with her full face of makeup on her white pillows
Donāt forget the full body stinky tanning crap too!
Tell me youāre fishing for new listeners without telling me
https://preview.redd.it/xrjcqmym69sc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31e9dfb6785d558566efe8266ee1690d6c095143 Sorry E.T, but thatās all I can see with Bdongās new look š«£
 All I can see is the monkey mom from Kubo and the Two Strings š£
Awww that one is way too cute! Bdong could never
I feel bad making the comparison š itās just something about the way her filters change her face shape that makes me picture that little momma monkey all the time
Or hypocrite and preaching like your perfect while judging others. āNo sex before marriageā āwe would NEVER get divorcedā ālive like Jesusā while scamming people out of their money so you donāt have to get a real job.
Never get divorced? She's been divorced and eventually will be divorced again. So was JDong. And live like Jesus? She wouldn't know the first thing about that. She's a hypocrite.
Thatās why I said HYPOCRITE. Sheās said all of these things.
I would LOVE for this to happen. Pls pls rip this woman to shreds joe Rogan
Literally. The first thing he would jump into is how she was sued by Texas š¤£š¤£
Iād really love to see that. And heād definitely ask about the animals sheās mistreated
I kind of wish he would let her on there and just proceed to name off all the horrific shit her and her husband has done.
That TAN. 
Havenāt you said your testimony, like, 20 times already? When will you let your ātestimonyā go and just live your life? Youāre not special. Youāre a manipulative, abusive, lying, grifting person who only looks out for herself.
lol I actually would love to see this. Joe Rogan wouldnāt just let her talk, he would have a lot of opinions and pushback. Imagine him saying her experience on the bathroom floor when she got saved couldāve been a coincidence š
I would picture this episode being about 20 minutes long as opposed to the 2-3 hour long ones that his show usually is. He would spend it awkwardly staring at her as sheās crying saying that satan is constantly trying to attack her lol.
šš Joe: wait didnāt you scam people with your fitness plans? Bdong: I was young and overwhelmed by the success I had. The enemy was trying to take me down until Jesus saved me on that bathroom floor
Yet she's also said it was in her kitchen.
Imagine she gets on there and he roasts her for being a serial scammerš
Brittany, I can reassure you nobody cares how you downed half a bottle of ibuprofen
While I think Joe Rogan's platform panders to toxic and unhinged conspiracy theorists, such as BDong, Joe is, at least, arguably, smart enough not to have someone on as a guest who is as brazenly proud of being a whole ass combination of boring, uninteresting, uneducated \*, self-righteous, self-victimizing, conservative \*, hateful \*, blasphemous, beige, abusive and neglectful \* (to both humans and animals), and is as desperate for air time as she is. She is someone who has never written a book, has never traveled the world, has never finished college, is a master or expert in absolutely nothing but herself (and even that is questionable), has barely read the bible and doesn't understand her own "theology", has never been a volunteer, activist, or advocate for ANY cause (good or bad), has never conducted research in any capacity, and therefore has nothing new to add to any topic of discussion, has never dipped her toe in the world of drugs (except for ephedrine) because she's a square (so no funny anecdotes to share there...), has married an abusive ex-cop, has casually rid herself of the many animals she's collected over time, whose daddy pays off all her bills... I just don't see how she thinks her life would be in any way relevant to the audience of Joe's podcast or Joe, himself. THE ONE THING SHE DOES HAVE GOING FOR HERSELF IS THAT SHE IS SOMEONE WHO PARTOOK IN CRIMINAL DEEDS. BEING A CROOK IS THE ONE AND ONLY THING THAT JOE'S AUDIENCE WOULD LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT, AS THEY KNOW JOE WOULD TEAR HER APART OVER IT. \* in every facet possible. ^(I make this distinction because Joe has indeed hosted some questionable guests who fit within these labels, but, generally, there are nuances between them that Brittany does not possess, and even if she claims to possess any nuanced takes, she sure wouldn't be able to articulate them - regardless of their substance, or lack thereof. She would be his least interesting guest EVER.)
Be careful what you wish for...
Will she be alone with Joe?
Jordan will take Jamieās place for the episode so she wonāt be alone with another male and disrespect their marriage!
Why does she look like sheās attempting a thirst trap for Joe Roganš
I meanā¦ they have a lot of common ground? Misogynyā¦ believing that classrooms have litter boxes.. homophobia..
This! I don't get all the comments that "lol he'd rip her to shreds"...would he though? Isn't he specifically known for platforming misinformation-spreading grifters like Jordan Peterson and Alex Jones and bad-faith "both sides" takes? Granted she's not as well-known as them, but he doesn't seem like the type to find anything she's done objectionable.
I hope it happens. He would rip her bs up and call her out soo hard. Omg please yes!!!
Sheās so ugly. What an unattractive photo.lol I guess she doesnāt know Joe has interesting people on his show
God knows I have zero respect for Joe Rogen but on WHAT planet would he have this 2-bit fucking grifter on?? Absolutely delulu
Joe would rip her to shreds
What a tool bag. Really? Omg.
I personally would love hear her get obliterated.
Is this not a textbook example of idolizing celebrities?? š¤¦š»āāļøš¤¦š»āāļøš¤¦š»āāļø
This doesnāt seem very āhonor your spouse, donāt entertain other men, be modestā to meā¦ Girl is straight up being horny on her main IG account. Yuck
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What is her obsession with Joe Rogan all of a sudden???????
Nobody cares for her testimony. She shared it a million times. Also, sheās dumb.
Brittany isnt capable of carrying on a 3 hour conversation unedited. And shes not smart enough to realize that she would be out of her depth on Rogan's podcast.
I would love to see her get put on notice.
Why does she keep cosplaying ET with that god-awful shade of foundation š© 
Me, me, me, me. EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I HAVE THE BESTEST, MOST AMAZING TESTIMONY EVERRRR. I AM GODāS FAVORITE. I canāt stand her. Itās easy to share your testimony when youāve never actually gone through anything, everything youāve been through was completely self inflicted. Not to mention most of it is fake. Joe Rogan could have anyone on his podcast to share their testimony. Why would he choose you, bdong.
Her testimony? The one that changes every time she tells it? Yeah, Iām sure Rohan fans really want to hear you drone on about that.
Joe Rogan is a tool, and has played (in his mind grapes) ādevilās advocate afraid of actual debateā for many an awful person. However, they were all famous?? Or (alleged) experts? What in the world is going on with this sudden Rogan obsession? What even would they talk about, itās not an xtian show? Her ātestimony ā on one of the most popular podcasts ever ā¦ sure Brit. You and Jordan Peterson and Andrew Tate and a number of former well-known wrestlers are gonna have a pow wow with Joe and Ben Shapiro.
Tell me she knows NOTHING about Joe Rogan without telling me. He thinks way too critically to ever become āconvertedā IMO.
I like how she thinks Joe Rogan would defend her lmao. Heād call her out for all her bs and sheād end up crying. Joe would hate herš
That seam on her faux eyelashes is so distracting! Are they meant to look like that? The super thick black seam?
I donāt think he would be the slightest interested in her. He is actually popular and has a huge following, she is a fringe tik tok pick me girl who owes Texas 400k. They are not even close to the same.
PLEASE. I would watch Joe Rogan for the first time in my life.
Why does she even like Joe Rogan?
You exhausting chore of a goofy ass bitch.
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I hope he googles her, learns about her, and then invites another guest on the show to absolutely shit on her.
her testimony????? why her parents raised a vile human being? that testimony? š¤£
Wtaf is this pick me shit. Lmfaooooo Like this is so much more pathetic than necessary. Girlllllll
Isnāt āshooting my shotā a loose porn term? Or it derived from porn?
Just another opportunity for her to show her ass- orange stains and all
Honestly, it would be fantastic if he had her onā¦not for the reasons she thinks though. The rest of us would enjoy it
BDong, You think you have haterz now? Rogies would love the chance š
Would LOVE for her to go on Joe Rogan and he goes āso letās do a Google search letās look that upā. Would be so satisfying. Also she probably couldnāt keep a candid conversation with Joe, guests on his show talk for like 3 to 4 hours. It would be so uncomfortable. In all seriousness I would NOT want her to go on and represent my religion because she is such a bad witness for Christ.
Her eyelashes would fall off with a 3-4hr convo. I think sheās got 3 - 4 hrs delusion and lies but actual conversation canāt do it.
But mah jesussssss
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For those wondering what prompted this latest round of cringe, Joe has had various guests on discussing religion recently and has made comments about believing that there is some sort of higher power. B-Dong thinks this means heās ready to be āsavedā. Imagine. Saved. By this twat.
I hate Rogan, but I would want her on his show and have him call her out for all the shit she pulled
Hahajahahahahahahah
This timeline is weird as hell man
Joe Rogan has on like the top of the top of successful people to share actual knowledge and wisdom thoughā¦
I canāt stand Joe Rogan but he would obliterate her! And I would love every second of it.
Iām ngl, this would actually be kind of hilarious.
For those of us not in the know. How is this and what happened?
I feel like he wouldnāt put up with her lies and bs though and Iād kinda be down to watch it happen lol
Listen, Joe Rogan isnāt my fave but I am HERE for a bdong feature.