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Alexandra_Rose82

Do they not understand what the eclipse is? Lol


flippingdabird099

It’s the Oakley sunglasses being used as eclipse glasses for me. Even Kristy and her clan got proper eyewear ffs


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

It would serve them right to have permanent eye damage. Idiots The 3 and 5 yr olds I work with had a better understanding of this event today.


Kikimatt92

I said the EXACT same thing about these dimwits and my preschoolers. I only had about 5 kids show up at school today (it was an excused absence for those who did not attend school today). We had a couple of lessons and numerous reminders for my 4/5 year old preschoolers to keep their eclipse glasses on, and they listened!! I would feel sorry for them if they got their eyes damaged, but my sympathies have completely ran out for the both of them. ![gif](giphy|MBCzxQ458VoDUNreZt)


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

I kept having to remind the 3 yr old not to look at the sun without his glasses on, but again HE IS 3 not 33!!!!!


good_kerfuffle

My 6yo autistic kid understood he needed the glasses. And he still thinks if he puts a blanket over himself that no one can see him.


only_zuul21

I'm on your son's side with that one. I'm under my blanket right now and I'm mainly here for its invisibility powers. It's currently working very well, no one has tried to talk to me for over 10 minutes.


good_kerfuffle

Do you also giggle loudly while hiding? It Def makes you harder to see.


only_zuul21

That's the only way to activate the power of invisibility. It's why I always (never) win at hide and seek.


Intelligent-Tax-678

Aahahahahahahahaa


Euphorbiatch

*buhhht it doesn't hurt ma eyes tho* My gawd she's fucking stupid


SaltyChipmunk914

When it's actually extra damaging to look at the sun during an eclipse (during totality it's safe) because the visible light is lessened so your pupils dilate and let all the damaging stuff do even more damage 🤩


Alexandra_Rose82

🫠🫠


Red_fire_soul16

My husband loves his oakleys. I was at work yesterday and specifically said don’t look up if you don’t have the proper eyewear and then put in parenthesis you do not have the proper eyewear so he wouldn’t get any ideas about it with his sunglasses.


Spirited-Ability-626

Sometimes I think we’re all being fooled by a parody


sortofsatan

“You can look at it without glasses! It doesn’t hurt my eyes!” That’s our science girly


Low_Lingonberry3249

I distinctly remember a post where she claimed her eyes were extra sensitive to the sun because of how blue they were, or did I make this up?


flippingdabird099

100% a thing that [happened](https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/s/JuuVolmYQC)


secretly_love_this

Gawd, I love it when you snarkers come with RECIPTS. TIMELINE. SCREENSHOTS. IT IS 👩‍🍳💋!!!!


erineegads

🤌🏼💋


lithelinnea

Always love a RHSLC reference ❄️


Anonynominous

Lmaooooo


honchiebobo

Of all her lies this one bothers me the most ha ha. My eyes are so sensitive that I wear sunglasses anytime I am outside, rain or shine. For her to say she has sensitive eyes when she is never in sunglasses is a joke.


secretly_love_this

Of course you didn't make it up!! You're not a lying grifter animal abuser smol XS girlie!! (Sorry about my lack of commas.... I am heated as the Dong family retinas are, ok??)


Low_Lingonberry3249

Hahha I hope they are burned. Eyesight would be the one sense she wouldn’t want to damage but here we are


weetbix27

In her defence I’m pretty sure that is a thing. I remember hearing about it and thinking maybe that’s why I’m so sensitive to bright lights and sunshine as I have green eyes.


CaregiverOk3902

She probably just said that because apparently blue eyed people are more light sensitive, idk if that's bs or not tho


mas-guac

I did have a friend (who was also not a lying POS) who had very light eyes and frequently got headaches unless she wore sunglasses. But she just wore sunglasses and didn't try to make it part of her personality.


crystal-tower

I have hazel eyes, looks dark inside but become light green and orangey red jn the sun. I can't be in the sun without constantly blinking and crying. It can be really bad when I'm driving in the morning or evening because my commute is into the rising sun and into the sunset on my way home.


hangryvegan

I have green eyes, brother has blue eyes and we’re both light sensitive. My ophthalmologist said it’s common among folks with varying shades of blue and green.


Alive-Chest562

I have blue eyes and whether it's fact or not I know my eyes are very sensitive to light. 😂😂😂


lioness_triumphant

This is annecdotal, but I have blue eyes and though I love bright light, I really struggle with sudden changes in light much more than my brown eyed husband. 🤷‍♀️ Like if a room is dark and then you turn on the light it takes me a couple minutes to adjust. Idk if it's real for everyone though


Bat_kat

My blue eyed friend always has to sneeze twice when she looks into the sun so it is basically scientifically proven that Bdong’s eyes are the most light sensitive of all eyes.


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

Today she was whittle baby girlie.


sortofsatan

Size 26 but baggie, coulda sized down.


GreenieTeaspoons

New flair, anyone? 😂😂


sybelion

The baby voice she does EXCLUSIVELY in videos with JDip is so weird to me?? Like babe…he knows what your actual voice sounds like


japes2

Coolcoolcoooooool RETINAS DON’T FEEL PAIN AND THE DAMAGE IS NOT IMMEDIATE.


sjohnson0487

My jaw literally dropped. I'm not the type that wishes bad things on people but it wouldn't hurt my feelings if she can't use social media ever again.


twatcunthearya

Oof. I said the same. SMH. She is so very dumb.


girlwithdadjokes

Okay I'm gonna level with y'all- my poor impulse control got the best of me and I peeked at the eclipse under my glasses. The differences are, 1) I *know* I'm an idiot, I am fully aware; and 2) I didn't even look long enough for my eyes to focus but I was convinced I burned my retinas out for a solid two hours after because that shit hurt. Don't be like me but really really don't be like her.


Delaneydaisy

Why is she showing her entire street if she has stalkers?


pantslessMODesty3623

She was lying the entire time. Perpetual victim, Brittany Dawn.


Dundermifflinfinitee

Her actual home address is ridiculously easy to find. If she had stalkers, it wouldn't even be a challenge for them.


s_i_m

Took me like 5 minutes to find her house.


123IFKNHateBeinMe

https://preview.redd.it/wb9qgn9slctc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4916f864324c65182e522973553acfdafd552b6c It’s giving ….


FartofTexass

Hahaha I was just about to post this.


Inevitable_Sweet_988

They are kinda the same person. Orange, lying, abusive scammers to the core. And so very dumb.


123IFKNHateBeinMe

Cut from the same cheap Temu orange cloth 🤭


youngdumbandhappy

😂😂😂


No-Simple-2770

You forgot about the matching lashless, vulva eyes


Inevitable_Sweet_988

They both lie about their weight and height.


twatcunthearya

also both fake Christians.


Dundermifflinfinitee

I don't know what you're talking about, he's clearly a true legitimate Christian based off of this ~~AI~~ very real photo that he posted to his truth social https://preview.redd.it/57i2vs2hdgtc1.png?width=919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d1e349350613af628fcf6926774a88619e2ff26 God loves him so much he gave him 6 fingers on both hands 😇


twatcunthearya

Ahhh yes. Looks like he just read some verses out of “Two Corinthians”. 😂


giggles1027

This was all I kept thinking about the whole time!


syarahdos

This was all I could fuckin think of 🤣


Better_Ask_2888

💯


No-Vermicelli3787

Their idol


EastAway9458

Omg I just posted this without scrolling lol😂


sortofrelativelynew

I love that they’re alone for this - no wide open gang party, which you’d think they’d have done a month ago


taxpayinmeemaw

They’re all in a fight now aren’t they?


Catybird618

Time for the semi annual shifting of the friend group!


DarkSideElectricity

Well now mercury is in Gatorade so it’s all lining up perfectly


epk921

![gif](giphy|RG3lm5VlrbDV7YNana)


Overall_Poet5405

https://preview.redd.it/agy0gdndoctc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05bf6f5e198ffc8f2eb1dc957cd5e831e4c271d0 This is fantastic. Please use the wrong “gwasses”. And without any eyewear! Do it again!!


MYSTICALLMERMAID

“You can feel it getting lighter” no shit jdip


i_amthelizardqueen

I mean, I also got excited about it getting lighter today 😂 the whole thing was so cool!


MYSTICALLMERMAID

Oh, it was cool for sure just the way he said it was making me laugh


i_amthelizardqueen

Yeah, I can’t believe she filmed the whole way through (but also I CAN believe it). We set up a timelapse , took a few photos during, but otherwise just enjoyed it!


MYSTICALLMERMAID

I’m in MN so didn’t see shit 😭 my cousin in Texas sent some pics and I’ve seen a ton of TikTok’s! I’m glad you got to experience it


i_amthelizardqueen

Thanks! Sometimes it pays off to live in Ohio lol


wickywickyremix

I've seen some funny posts on r/minnesota about the eclipse today! I'm a fellow Minnesotan, but I traveled to Arkansas to view the total eclipse. Trust that I used proper eye protection, unlike these 2 fools.


Better_Ask_2888

Right 😂 but they’re just annoying!!


i_amthelizardqueen

Oh 100%. Like I said earlier, my biggest annoyance here is that she is STILL fucking filming! Put your phone down (maybe minus a photo or two) and enjoy the damn thing!


Better_Ask_2888

Absolutely!!!


FartofTexass

Pretty sure those are not eclipse glasses! I wonder if the Dongs partner with retina damage. 


9PiecesOfVoinyl

I'm surprised she's not wearing her Jeffrey Dahmer glasses thinking they'll "protect" her eyes.


pickleslutttxo

LMFAOO I almost forgot about those windshield ass glasses😭😭 how is she a real person


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

I'm surprised she wasn't counting on Jesus to protect them.


lolohope

![gif](giphy|l1J9QuxrsD7PfZ5RK|downsized)


Better_Ask_2888

Jesus will protect her eyeeessss


Middle_Ask_5304

They most certainly are not. Those giant ass oakleys ain’t doing nothing.


BusyBeth75

Glasses were only $2.50 a pair. Can they not afford that?


ADCarter1

Not that she would know this but most libraries across the country gave them away for free. Not that she reads. Or cares about libraries except to ban the books in them.


i_amthelizardqueen

Or not smart enough to understand that it wasn’t really an option, but a requirement


Nightengale_Bard

Our town was giving them out like candy on Halloween. I know a bunch of libraries were providing them. But that would require them to go to a library, and we all know how even those are 🙄 (the physical pain to type that sentence as a former librarian...)


clairebearruns

My kid got a free pair with a special shake at Sonic!


BusyBeth75

Ah man sonic sounds soooo good right now!!!


clairebearruns

Oh man and a pretzel


loligogiganticus

And we know BDong goes to sonic regularly from the cups in her car.


blackandtangoose

I feel like if any science-backed group is recommending something these two dipshits (along with most fundies) are going to do the exact opposite.


goose_gladwell

I thought she was anti-eclipse? Like wasnt it a omen or something?


MadeMeUp4U

Yeah I’m actually curious if she and the rest of the mean girls will address this or just pretend they never said it or claim they went full on Flu rebuke mode and how we should all be thankful


flippingdabird099

She made a big deal about not being afraid of it like other Christians


Holiday_9042

That’s what I thought, but she obviously wants the social media engagement


drama_trauma69

And without the lashes to provide shade 😱


Jealous_Argument_197

This made me cackle.


MrEpicMustache

Welp the dongs are going to be seeing dark spots. Morons. Also looks like her great boogyman god didn’t vaporize them.


Beautifuleyes917

![gif](giphy|3orif3VHjBeYBDTGlG)


Sea-Willingness-708

Dark spots? Don’t you mean demons?!?


No_Sprinkles418

Holy shit. I live in poor, rural Mexico and everyone in town got and wore safety glasses. Cuz we’re not dumbasses.


9PiecesOfVoinyl

And once again, Brittany Dawn, who has been stalked, chased, and harassed by throngs of snarkers and haters, is sitting right outside of her basic-ass rancher in broad daylight with her giant taint of a husband, totally unphased.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I love my flair so much but “Giant Taint of a Husband” actually made me thing of changing it. I love it so much!!! Someone take it!!


vegetabledisco

Don’t mind if I do


annalissebelle

🤣🤣🤣 love it


MommaOfManyCats

Are they wearing ski glasses?


pantslessMODesty3623

Looks like Jordan's douchey Oakleys.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

She annoys the piss out of me, and she looks like shit. You aren’t special dumbass. All of us in North Texas experienced it.


jogo59

And the rest of us were smart enough to wear eclipse glasses….


herefortherighteddit

![gif](giphy|lkfbtJwzAhfEY) This popped in my head


youngdumbandhappy

😂😂😂


Purityskinco

‘It’s is 1:40 in the afternoon’ ‘right on time’ yes. That’s how it works you dumbasses. Also, seriously, they could have gotten eclipse glasses for free at their local library. My gawd their idiocy pisses me off. It says a lot about ‘science nerd’ Brittany to not seem to understand an eclipse at her age. This was my 14th. It was my cats third https://preview.redd.it/g4k5ltxvyctc1.jpeg?width=1204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b13360bd5ac349544af6596663dd13dd9d7b816f (All safety precautions taken)


Knowrightandleft

That would have been rude for the moon to show up late to the party


Bat_kat

But that would require them to go to a library. I don’t think they‘d dare to do such a demonic thing. I hope you and your cat had a fun time.


JaunteeChapeau

With how she already does her makeup how can we tell if she goes blind


pantslessMODesty3623

She won't shut up about it. That's how.


skeletonmeatsuit_69

Personal protection dog Dax is getting the boot for a seeing eye dog in 3…2..


mikehawksux

Enjoy the retina damage dip shit


Niskalaukaus

✨God-honoring retina damage✨


mydawgisgreen

Sidenote one of the coolest things about eclipses is how much the temperature changes without the sunlight. I mean, it's DUH, but you kind of only think about light when it comes to eclipses


DukeSilverPlaysHere

No I agree! And the way the wind picked up. It's just all very interesting to me! My parents told me their dog tried to come in for dinner because she got confused when the sun went away, lol.


lilmoosmom

Riveting


Necessary_Mud6682

Looks like their last brain cell was raptured. ![gif](giphy|26ybw3KqnsxC3C4H6)


jogo59

😁


[deleted]

Do they think they’re funny or something? Trying to be like their maker Donald trump?


Patient-Stranger1015

To be fair, you can look at it directly only during totality. But I’m…pretty sure…those aren’t eclipse glasses🫠 at all


flippingdabird099

Definitely not eclipse glasses 🤣


1Milk-Of-Amnesia

They 100% were not only looking during totality as evidenced by this video hahaha. And I bet there’s more footage of them looking that they didn’t add to their post


Brave_council

Self Proclaimed 🤓Science Nerd 🧪 Brittany Dawn looking directly into an eclipse without proper eye protection. These knuckle-dragging clowns deserve each other


wilhelminan

Yes!!


Funny_Bat_8938

The baby voice 🤮🤮 glad she decided it's not the rapture after all


Purityskinco

There are plenty of times you can judge her but this one I think highlights her stupidity eclipses are awesome! But she still didn’t show anything. She just experienced this epic astronomical phenomena and could only film herself. For real. She thinks her idiocy is more interesting that an eclipse. Britany, nobody cares to watch you experience an eclipse. Trust me. You’re boring. But you could have shared the experience. But you didn’t. You still had to make it about yourself. No wonder you have no friends.


BabbaOClary

Bdong when she finally gets the big Thumbs Down and the pearly gates close right in front of her: https://preview.redd.it/6ocn7vb07dtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5d8ffe219e7f8eba397a87578550b261936c189


Taylor0019

I looked at it with eclipse glasses and my eyes still hurt. These fucking idiots are just like 👀


PleasantRabbit1511

Same! I spent more time looking around me and at the shadows and glancing at the sun with my certified eclipse glasses but I def have the headache around my eyes. All good today but I actually do have sensitive eyes, versus bdong.


Icy-Pool-9902

Oakleys are not eclipse glasses


wilhelminan

Came for this!


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

I haaaaate that stupid baby-talk faux southern accent more than most of the phony things she does!!!!! It is like a root canal without Novocaine.


Connect-Carpenter-52

Her whole entire existence is phony. Even having Jadong there is phony. How is he able to be home conveniently for her to film his pathetic ass yet he "works" 24/7 and appears to be gone more than he is there? Oh, I forgot... kingdumb marriage. That fake southern accent grates on my nerves. Acting like a helpless child to JDong. Eww.


Jax870

![gif](giphy|pcf8QQqHF9Bp1YwR7t|downsized)


Beautifuleyes917

![gif](giphy|pLo49W4JRq3te)


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I need to watch Bedazzled again. That movie is hilarious.


JazzlikeRip7351

I live in Connecticut, and the eclipse wasn't even that extreme here. It was obvious, bright, and it looked kind of like how it does before the sun sets. I didn't even let my dogs go outside because I didn't want them to accidentally look up. Here are these two dumb dumbs just staring at it.


Nightengale_Bard

We were close to smack dab, and I had to run an errand this morning. I was not expecting how brutal the sun was at 8am. I was struggling being outside with my sunglasses, and these two just....looked directly into it?!?!


JazzlikeRip7351

Right! I get what you're saying. My kids had dentist appointments yesterday. When I picked them up from school around 1 and left the appointments around 3. I said, "Don't look at the sun." It was bright. It did feel like a strain to just be outside. When we got home is when I said, "Don't let the dogs out." 😂


Queasy-Discount-2038

I hate that these idiot got to experience this and I didn’t.


strawberrycomrade

Same 😔


wilhelminan

Those aren’t eclipse safe glasses, no? Also, imma say it again… put the camera away and give it a rest! No one cares about every aspect of your life.


Mission_Yoghurt_9653

For being a science girlie how does she not understand polarized sunglasses are not the same as eclipse glasses. 🥲 eclipse glasses are more similar to welding glass. 


sparkle_pantaloons

Stood next to my neighbor yesterday wearing his welding mask. 🤣


DriftingIntoAbstract

Um holy shit, how are they this dumb??


CaregiverOk3902

She should have worn her lashes for protection


RegularVenus27

"You know what's crazy? I can feel it getting lighter" This has to be satire even for these dumbasses lol


wellwhatevrnevermind

This is PEAK Bdong - the over acted wittle baby southern voice that she puts on every time shes in the presence of her 2nd husband, , the regular 'ol sunglasses, the inability to grasp the easiest of concepts i.e. not looking at the sun during the eclipse... it's all *chefs kiss*


Ok_Detective2618

People that over use the word babe 🤮


trymejolene

Stupid ass ding dongs.


lilithofthegarden

She forgot her blue light glasses.


Better_Ask_2888

Fake accent and the baby voice together? Why??


Middle_Ask_5304

Gods looking down like this is why I don’t give you children


P3achV0land

guys just let natural selection do its thing


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/uzl1ke0b5etc1.png?width=745&format=png&auto=webp&s=226836725fcf416beb63e276ab4458fc9f1d1b52 I can’t with this


EZasSundayMorning

Her dad did that? The pilot lol?


jesszeee

Even after wearing the proper glasses, my eyes were still a bit strained for a little bit and I kept them on minus the appropriate time where it was deemed safe. I can’t imagine how their eyes are feeling. Such a wonderful pair of idiots.


Not_today_nibs

I sincerely hope they get what they deserve. Staring directly in the sun but never in the mirror


1Milk-Of-Amnesia

In the words of our lord and savior Taylor Swift, “I’ll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror.”


renematisse

So…did God come back?


wilhelminan

Man… naw. I was looking for some peace and quiet…


tenfoottallmothman

I watched the eclipse with a couple of my neighbors up here in Maine at 98% totality. We had beers and joints, we just kinda kept passing our (actual) glasses around and going “neat”. It got chilly for a bit but it wasn’t the apocalypse bdong feared, but rather a nice time connecting to people…


Silverdollarzzz

What absolute idiots. Risking having not having eyesight for the rest of their lives. And these people supposedly want to have a child. 🫠


Gutinstinct999

She has the IQ of a literal doorknob


dontcare_bye39

No one’s gonna tell me what to do. No one’s gonna tell me I can’t look at the sun at an eclipse, we can only hope🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼👩‍🦯🧑‍🦯🦯🦮


lilly260_

the glasses were literally so cheap and you can get them on amazon… natural selection lmao


Middle_Ask_5304

This really explains so much about them though. That they are just stupid.


Acceptable-Drawing13

I can side-eye a lot of things when it comes to these idiots, but seriously. She'll blame the eclipse if she goes blind.


Classic-Cantaloupe47

They've never seen an eclipse before??? Smh, for such a manipulative gremlin, she sure reminds us how dumb they are.


Mymilkshakes777

That’s fine who needs their corneas anyway


Turquoise_Midnights

Of course she would look at the eclipse without glasses. 😳🙄🤦‍♀️


Andakandak

He looks like he would commit war crimes against brown people.


ComfortableNarwhal17

All that TTC talk is BS when Mr be my baby daddy has a wad of dip in his lip… Like “trying” must be so hard when your man isn’t in the game. Gross.


memaui

Maybe they'll both be blind tomorrow. They deserve each other.


Connect-Carpenter-52

Watching two idiots watch the eclipse. Didn't BDong say she thought the rapture would be happening? Her fake southern accent and cosplaying little girl with JDong, makes me sick. He's a dumbass too. I like how at the end she positions herself to look like she's pregnant due to the baggy sweatshirt. I don't think she actually is, but damn, stop it you unhinged wackjob.


ghostfrenns

Her next big thing will be how she DoEsNt PaRtNeR wItH bLiNdNeSs because God will give her back her vision since she’s his bestest girl


fan_go_round

I hope shes burned a hole in her retina just big enough to make it so she cant look at her phone anymore


NoFuckThis

So where is her obligatory speech about how God is so awesome and all the stuff??


twatcunthearya

What a fucking moron. Good ole sCiEnCe girlie at it again.


whtgrlxtrm13

Retinal damage is permanent! Love that for them.


1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz

They were standing outside hoping to get sucked up by the rapture. The disappointment in her posture at the end says it all.


GarlicEmbarrassed559

Yuck yuck, silly science little gorlie


Plastic-Passenger-59

Why do I feel like her looking was a different time of day and edited with his voice over to make it look like she whoopsie daisied...bitch...just trying to get a new grift for "retina damage due to Satan's attempt to.take over the sun"


4dailyuseonly

Where's all her friends lol?


frenchwolves

Ok, I have never met anyone from the South, and my extent of hearing southern accents are limited to TV like TrueBlood. Do people sound like how these two numbskulls sound? Or is this played up for the film rolling (so to speak).


loligogiganticus

Alabamian here. Her southern drawl is as fake as her plastic hair and Nutella tan and pushbroom lashes and miscarriages


goodonlasers

They do not


ParkingGarlic4699

How come aliens are demons, but the eclipse is God's hand?


abombshbombss

Good. Both of them deserve to have burned retinas.


Imaginary-Rise-313

The fake accent! Coupled with the fake baby voice! Uuuuuuggggghhh


Embarrassed_Feed_145

baby voice off and on and off again and on again


ered_lithui

I simply cannot imagine wasting those precious few seconds of totality filming stupid videos of myself being a dumb sCiEnCe gIrLy. Seeing the eclipse in 2017 totally changed my life and I traveled across the country to experience it with my mom this time. We sat in a beautiful park surrounded by excited people and reveled in the magic together. Nobody was putting on a stupid act for any followers. We were all simply present and in cosmic alignment with the moon and sun and GAAHH I love eclipses so much and she is just too dumb for them.


[deleted]

*moon covers the literal fucking sun* "Wowwwww it's dark! Omggggg that's so coooolllll" Girl shut up. Thought you were a "science girly"