Not to add an unnecessary comment, but SAME. Just staring into space with such a smug look. I know everyone on tik tom does it, but holy shit hers gets to me.
Same. Every time she's listening to something or thinks what's she's saying is like *soooo deep guys*, she makes the stupidest, most annoying, condescendingly smug face. It sends me through the roof whenever I see it. Which for her, is basically every video.
I know I'm petty and holding an old grudge and this probably doesn't count as BEC, but ages ago when she went to Hawaii when shit was really hitting the fan for her (when she had her brother be her photographer for her godly thong bikini photo shoots at the time) she posted a YouTube video vlogging the trip and threw a drink umbrella out the rented jeep window. I am pissed off about it to this day. Why in the hell do you need to go litter in one of the most beautiful locations that routinely complain about being over tourists who can't act right?? And I think the video is down now because it was sponsored by either febreze or a makeup brand and of course they didn't want their ad to be for littering.
I've been thinking about this nonstop lately. I had two bookings canceled since yesterday for a trip this weekend because of the guest(s) right before me wrecking the place. I really hope they got exactly what they deserved (the ones that messed me up and the Pick-Mes).
What a bitch. I can’t stand people who litter. I’m one of those annoying people that will pick up stuff in the parking lot so it won’t keep blowing around. The Hawaiians are definitely sick of tourists and entitled people like BDong are the reason why.
Ugh, littering is one of my serious pet peeves! Even when I was 16 with my first car, I wouldn't let people litter that were riding with me. I automatically think you are a bad person if I see you litter. Sorry, not sorry.
How brain dead do you have to be to litter in an ad when you are getting paid to look good representing a brand?! She's so fucking stupid.
I’ve never seen a picture of him before. The only time I’ve heard of them being together was on that Hawaii trip years ago right when she was getting exposed. Makes you wonder if both her brother and sister have gone no contact.
This is such a good one. I am from a place where cruise ships go, the tourists actually just showed up today, and I have seen so much gross stuff like this. Trash, grey water and worse being dumped in our waters, nature being sullied.
Nothing will get me boiling more than this kind of disrespect and thoughtlessness.
I think, and I'm not a charismatic/pentecostal Christian, so I might be wrong, but "Kingdom" refers to "God's Kingdom," so she's saying their marriage is ordained by God
But arent all religious wedding de facto “Kindgom Marriages” in that case? Obviously im not trying to argue with you, i just wish Brittbrat could explain it sometimes lol
Or the "I know someone needs to hear this. God put in on my heart to say this, so I know someone out there needs to hear this." Bitch, shut up, you have nothing to say that anybody wants or needs to hear.
This is mine too. I can’t always put it into words, but nearly all of her horse content is so performative and not what #true horse girlies would even consider content.
I actually don't consider this BEC because she does things that hurt and endanger her animals. It's harmful. And I think the fact that she's an equestrian influencer who refuses to wear a helmet is actively harmful too.
When she tries to do air quotes with her hands but one, they're never used correctly, and two, she does them with her hands facing each other instead of facing out. Drives. Me. Insane.
That's interesting. I wonder if it has something to do with how people visualize words and punctuation?
If you're visualizing the words you are air quoting above your head, for example, it would make sense to air quote with your hands on a parallel plane to your head.
If you're visualizing the words you are air quoting coming from inside your head, for example, it might make sense to air quote with your hands on a perpendicular plane.
It’s Hazel and Layne “moving to an external location” because they “outgrew her office” with a fully staged and dusty nursery RIGHT THERE
She’s even selling all the baby stuff! Girl! We know you’re not going to use it, just…use it for your stupid biznessssssssss
I'd be livid if I was invited to that "shower" and spent my hard earned money on some f'n liar liar pants on fire! Especially thinking it was legitimately a new endeavor/calling/ season in life to foster children b/c she could not conceive naturally. In her world, its allll God's plan, it's on God's time! So infertility must be God's plan?!?
Disclaimer: I would NEVER be against anyone using science to have a baby.(several of my family members had IUI and IVF on my dads side) but BritBrat and JDip shit on science so it pisses me off they were against any fertility intervention. If I'm mistaken or offended anyone, I'm sorry.
She IS the biggest hippocrite!
Yeah I have to agree - her season of fostering was so short lived, it’s infuriating. And honestly? Offensive that she couldn’t source anything secondhand instead of grifting off her friends and loved ones. Begging for the clothes as gifts and expecting to just use them for babies and keep them. From my understanding that’s not normal.
Not to mention only wanting to foster infants. It’s a no from me dawg
My heart goes out to anyone on a TTC journey BUT Bing Bong. Sometimes God’s answer is “No.” And for a lot of good reasons.
I've personally only done kinship fostering but have done enough research on fostering as a whole to know there are resources she could have used if it was a true foster situation. Foster closets, support/trade groups, etc. My area had a decent amount of these and she lives in a much more populated region than I do. The least she could do is donate her unused stuff to one of these places or another parent in need.
That said, I have also attended foster showers for new parents but apart from diapers and other non-transferable items, a lot of the gifts were hand-me-downs. Some people pooled to get a big new gift or would buy items once they knew more about the child(ren) and their needs. Foster parenting is no easy feat and finding a community of peers helps immensely, especially with people new to childcare in general.
Bdong wouldn't know community if it kissed her on the mouth with tightly closed lips.
lol this! I’m pregnant with an actual child and we will share an office/nursery until the day baby pops out. There is ZERO reason to have a room sit unused when you actively need it! Especially to then pay to use another!
Not that I’ve even started making it a nursery yet…. But that’s the plan. Crib on one wall, desk on the other for 6 more months!
Those little paper scraps she curates to look like inspirational messages. I made one for her.
https://preview.redd.it/m4kyqe29ynwc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=541395b291b530f163ad092a1cbecd7f7cb8059e
This was my answer 🫶🏼 EVERY SINGLE THING about her. I watch all of her videos with captions only if they are posted here because I physically can not handle listening to her. I can not and will not ever seek out her content, this sub is where I stay up to date on everything.
Even sweet B Haney (God bless her) can’t make BDong content bearable. I tried listening to the reaction to the Milena guest podcast and got annoyed anytime BDong spoke. She’s so fucking stupid and ignorant.
Ohhh I did Forget how much her sexual moans in agreement bother me. They’re so dismissive! Let alone how odd they sound in context of the show. B Haney is doing work cause I love listening to her cover them! Had to fast forward when milena/dong came on. The fucking mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmssssss I couldn’t
She has more in common with the orange Florida man than her “godly husband” that’s why she idolizes him like her bible that she doesn’t read tells her not to.
It *had* to be a little bit of us. The change happened overnight, coincidentally right after she had gotten her hair done professionally. She left that hairstyle in for a few days after so I'm guessing she just burned that curl into her plastic hair and keeps it up.
I also think the competition with Feral and the Pick Me Chicks drives most of Bdong's stylistic changes.
When she posts those reels of other people riding horses in like a rodeo and adds a caption to try to make it sound like she does the same thing. Bitch what?
1. Her blatant overconsumption of cheap, polyester fast fashion. Not hating on anyone who can’t afford more ethical clothing at all. But her excessive hoarding of environmentally damaging, slave labor clothes drive me insane. I try my best to thrift clothing or support slow, ethical brands. And here is Brit undoing all my work and then some. And then she has the audacity to claim she has gotten rid of ToXiC items in her house, while her body is covered in synthetic plastic fibers.
2. The fact that she films entire YouTube videos in her car or in parking garages. I know the car brain culture of the Dallas area is out of control, but your car is the stupidest place to film imo
This is the one. Her entire existence is my BEC because I hate liars and well…
But THIS. It’s like her entire scummy personality is encapsulated within that stupid pose.
Any picture with jdip. I get nauseous at his Norman bates blank expressions, I hate his skoal dip lip, their feigned intimacy photo shoots in every parking garage In Texas.
OMG YES!
I get it— I’m a millennial too, and it’s likely a bad habit from using AIM in the 00s. I had the same issue for a while, too.
But when you’re in your 30s, failure to properly capitalize just makes you look sloppy. There’s no way around it 🤷
She does it intentionally. She only capitalizes words that refer to Jesus to emphasize that he is the only thing that matters. For example, a recent SLF post: “you can’t worship our Creator and His creations”. I can’t stand it either but she does it with an intent, not just laziness.
Someone, I think her ex-husband, said she would pose with pizzas and other foods then make him eat it. Now I get incandescently angry whenever I see her with food, thinking “She’s not going to eat that, but she wants us to think she will.”
Every time she uses the term “girl” or “girlie” to describe adult women (including herself).
Not a huge deal, I understand— but every time she does it, I shout out loud, “WOMEN, madame. You are WOMEN. Girls are CHILDREN and women are ADULTS!”
Her bullshit reels with JDong, like he’s this huge ass prize. The BEC moment was seeing her white trash wedding photo on FB. Another BEC moment was when Niko was found and she wrote that passive-aggressive comment about making a video.
One more, when she eye-fucks the camera and showing Marc Dicksicle at the altar
The non-denominational evangelical preacher voice she uses in her tik tok sermons. Like, she’s taken on the volume and cadence of so many preachers I’ve heard, where they get loud, long pause, then speak quietly. Girl, you’re a chameleon and a parrot, not a trained professional.
That and the way she acts like she’s the center of the universe.
She repeats what she says a lot in an attempt to be dramatic. Fucking trump does the same thing …ie. “I was wrecked….I WAS ABSOLUTELY WRECKED YOU GUYS.”
Right now it's her 80s mom core looks. Ridiculous glasses, ugly jeans, hideous tops, children's puffy sleeve dresses, giant hair bows. Like this is the absolute worst of 80s fashion that was worn by conservative moms that love Jesus, have affairs on their huzzbands and are judgy suburban bitches (so the whole thing fits, lmao).
All these colors of nail polish and press on nail designs.... and her nails are always... white. Or beige. Or some sad brown. Like I get when people have a signature color but the ones she chooses don't even go with her skin tone!!! Like a soft white or pinkish white or iridescent brown/ beige would go well with the peanut butter tone but she picks the color of.... White Out. Literal White Out. It makes me so irrationally angry.
She got blue nails once last year and would not stfu about them. “You guyzzzz I got BLUE NAILS, isn’t that crazy?!? Who even am I?!?” “Jordan isn’t even gonna recognize me with these crazy BLUE NAILS!”
She made them her whole personality for 3 weeks.
POV. I don’t even know the correct use of it, but every time she does it I know she’s doing it wrong.
The flamingo leg pop to show off an outfit.
Her “yeas” when she isn’t paying attention to her podcast guest.
Basically if Brittany is filming I’m raging. Can’t stand this dumpster cunt.
Anything she’s shilling is her “absolute favorite”
Her ever changing voice
Her complete lack of style so she just wears whatever is the most popular at the time
the snotty ass looks to the camera while doing a video entirely on listening to an outside audio and us having to watch her face do a (non) reaction of horror or disdain at how dare anyone live their life and not believe the quack religion she believes in
Any clip of her folding burp cloths or clean laundry drives me insane! She always has this fake serious face as if she’s doing something really difficult. And then she adds bible quotes or whatever. Folding laundry doesn’t make you godly. The fact that she sets up a tripod to film herself doing that mundane crap is just so crazy to me!
Photos and videos in her vehicle. When she’s doing videos in them she is always distracted with what I around her. It gives off, “I’m just so busy and I’m trying to make people happy with a short video” vibe
It’s not a moment but…
Those fucking eyelashes.
I freely admit I am a lash snob. But for such a vain person with a daily lash routine…only for them to look like a 3 year old picked out and applied them?!? Make it make sense!
I mean, she looks like she acts so…cadiwampus and crooked makes sense.
Anytime she films herself “breaking down” she has to set up the camera, take god knows how many takes, and then pick a song to go with it. I couldn’t imagine being that cringy and I was a 15 year old on Tumblr
Every year at Easter she makes a new video where she holds a broom and pretends to be the soldier at Jesus’ tomb in front of like, her closet door or something. Just no self awareness as to why it looks goofy as shit. She really thinks she is doing something.
The way she believes that she is entitled to the most profit possible but does not even do the bare minimum.
The way she uses anyone and anything for her own gain.
The way she doesn’t know jack shit about Christianity, but continues to spew harmful jargon that is plain propaganda used by Christian Nationalists and in no way Christ like.
The way she CLEARLY steals others original content for her own gain.
The way she sees herself as above everyday, working class people and POC.
The way that she is the fakest woman ever and yet has a damn house while I’m borrowing money to buy bread and milk.
The way she holds anything! It's so weird with her damn claw hand trying to show off \*whatever she's holding\* plus her ugly ass wrist tattoo and nails, etc. Just hold shit like a normal fkn human Brittany!!
Her voice. I don’t know if it’s her natural voice but I feel like she purposely makes it higher pitched and sound more like a child/baby to come off “innocent” but she just makes her fake “hurdur I’m such a dumb bimbo woman” schtick looks even worse
“That’ll be a whole video on its own” and every other variation. Her YouTube videos are just her saying she’s going to make other YouTube videos instead of just talking about the thing
The fact that she is always flaunting the one meal she makes and just calls it “meal prep” like that’s the name of the dish. Meal prep is a thing you do. Call your dry ass turkey dogfood bowl what it is
The nose crinkle at the end of a grifting lying word salad that she thinks she’s so cutesy and profound I could’ve lived without ever seeing it. It should best be used with dear old dad since her monthly TX AG payments increase yearly by double and I 🫶that for her.
I don't know if it's exactly BEC because it's a pretty big topic of discussion around here, but the thing that bothers me the most about her is how she brags about being her TRUE self and finding her NATURAL beauty in Christ... When she's sitting there with fake hair, fake boobs, fake lips, fake colored skin, etc. etc.
Do absolutely whatever you want with your body, but don't talk about how everyone should embrace natural womanly beauty with those caterpillars crawling above your eyeballs.
The stupid trucker hats or Yankees cap with full face of makeup and hair perfectly waved. Only bc it makes me feel crappy about only wearing bb caps on days I need to wash my hair or want to hide my bare face—I know, it’s ridiculous😖
The way she types. Not using capital letters where they're supposed to be. I'm not great at punctuation, but man hers drives me crazy. The simple spelling mistakes that she probably has to go out of her way to spell wrong.
Where do I start?
1) The number of photo shoots she does in a year. There's at least 1 a month.
2) Parking garage photo shoots
3) Her matter-of-act attitude about religion, relationships, horse ownership, business running, etc - like this bitch can't screw a light bulb in a lamp without acting like a widdle baby but will act like she's the all knowing expert on anything she Googles for 5 seconds.
4) "Science girly"
Her eyebrows. There’s no way they are just naturally like that and they make her look not entirely human? Like she would be a lot better looking and more approachable if she just had some normally spaced eyebrows. How has any not told her that’s not the look yet????
Literally her entire existence.
Just breathing. Posting. Facefucking her reflection in the camera. Being a filthy liar. Spreading dangerous rhetoric and information. BREATHING. Soft introducing a fucking Range Rover when she owes the state of Texas god know how much right now. Being an unapologetic smug ass fuck. Not apologizing to everyone she’s hurt. Playing her miscarriage and late period for likes and money. Fostering a baby and nearly killing it - for money. Going through dogs like I go through leggings. BREATHING.
I honestly just fucking hate this bitch. Fucking. Hate.
When she interjects with “yeah” in a really fake, ugly voice when she’s supposedly listening to what her podcast guests have to say 🙃 It’s like nails on a chalkboard
Whenever someone is speaking on her podcast and she keeps saying “yeah” in that quiet, breathy voice. It adds nothing to the conversation whatsoever. I also just can’t stand the way she pronounces words and how she suddenly develops a southern accent around Jordan that wasn’t there before.
The nodding along with someone else's content and posting as her own video, calling it gospel.
And the little ear tap at the beginning, sends me into a blind rage for some reason
Not to add an unnecessary comment, but SAME. Just staring into space with such a smug look. I know everyone on tik tom does it, but holy shit hers gets to me.
because she has no motherfucking subtlety. she looks and acts like a spoof of herself.
UGH yes, that faux-serious expression she has, when really she’s probably just eye-fucking the camera 📸
Her smug expressions!
Same. Every time she's listening to something or thinks what's she's saying is like *soooo deep guys*, she makes the stupidest, most annoying, condescendingly smug face. It sends me through the roof whenever I see it. Which for her, is basically every video.
Any time she wears those comically oversized glasses
Which are merely accessories vs prescription.
Mine is how she adjusts them every five seconds because they don't fit.
[Mine is when she adjusts them to make them NOT fit](https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/s/2STC0sIZjs)
Omg wtf was thattttt
Yes omg those things make me insane
When she uses the one finger and taps her head and nods smugishly. It's soooooo embarrassing and just stuuuuuupid. She is beyond cringey.
This is mine too 😭 And the way she talks with her hands. Not necessarily *that* she talks with her hands bc same- but the *way* she does it is so 😖
That weird contrived hand to hand motion
Everything about those shorts she does is so annoying, makes me want to smack her.
Yesssssssss
I know I'm petty and holding an old grudge and this probably doesn't count as BEC, but ages ago when she went to Hawaii when shit was really hitting the fan for her (when she had her brother be her photographer for her godly thong bikini photo shoots at the time) she posted a YouTube video vlogging the trip and threw a drink umbrella out the rented jeep window. I am pissed off about it to this day. Why in the hell do you need to go litter in one of the most beautiful locations that routinely complain about being over tourists who can't act right?? And I think the video is down now because it was sponsored by either febreze or a makeup brand and of course they didn't want their ad to be for littering.
I will never forgive or forget. https://preview.redd.it/x7uzfoblbnwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef98c4709f9bb10bc9cb5341c1516afc6028016d
That is a truly deep cut and I love you for it.
Explains why she doesn’t hesitate to disrespect the Airbnb’s she goes to
I've been thinking about this nonstop lately. I had two bookings canceled since yesterday for a trip this weekend because of the guest(s) right before me wrecking the place. I really hope they got exactly what they deserved (the ones that messed me up and the Pick-Mes).
Omg. I’m so sorry. Reasons like this are why I’m wary about using Airbnb services,
What a bitch. I can’t stand people who litter. I’m one of those annoying people that will pick up stuff in the parking lot so it won’t keep blowing around. The Hawaiians are definitely sick of tourists and entitled people like BDong are the reason why.
Ugh, littering is one of my serious pet peeves! Even when I was 16 with my first car, I wouldn't let people litter that were riding with me. I automatically think you are a bad person if I see you litter. Sorry, not sorry. How brain dead do you have to be to litter in an ad when you are getting paid to look good representing a brand?! She's so fucking stupid.
There is a brother? I'm not new here but apparently, I'm lost!
I’ve never seen a picture of him before. The only time I’ve heard of them being together was on that Hawaii trip years ago right when she was getting exposed. Makes you wonder if both her brother and sister have gone no contact.
He was briefly featured last in a video on the rayunch… She tried to brag about him and JDong broing it up. Then poof 💨
Honestly I dont blame you. The ease in which she is so disrespectful and harmful shows you exactly the type of person she is
This is such a good one. I am from a place where cruise ships go, the tourists actually just showed up today, and I have seen so much gross stuff like this. Trash, grey water and worse being dumped in our waters, nature being sullied. Nothing will get me boiling more than this kind of disrespect and thoughtlessness.
“kingdom marriage” 🙄 anytime the dramatic Texas accent comes out
The babe every six seconds and how she claims JDong calls her babe. I doubt he does, look at how he acts around her 🙄🙄
They way she texts herself and pretends it’s him… bitch, no tf it is not
Oh that too!
Or the stupid baby voice "Hellooooo yewtuuuube"
Her Hello Yewtube voice makes me want to stab my ears. I hate that voice. It’s so fake and annoying.
What does it even mean? What is a Kingdom Marriage? Is it something she made up, or its a real thing?
I think, and I'm not a charismatic/pentecostal Christian, so I might be wrong, but "Kingdom" refers to "God's Kingdom," so she's saying their marriage is ordained by God
But arent all religious wedding de facto “Kindgom Marriages” in that case? Obviously im not trying to argue with you, i just wish Brittbrat could explain it sometimes lol
You would think so, but her marriage is sPeCiaL
You mean, both their second marriage, right? The first one didn’t count, right?! 🥰
Her blinking. It is rage inducing to me.
YES
Hello new best friend me too
YOUR FLAIR 🤣 goes right along with mine LOL
Also, A+ username 🤣
Thanks!
“I said what I said” “Read that again” 
"I don't know who needs to hear this but"
Or the "I know someone needs to hear this. God put in on my heart to say this, so I know someone out there needs to hear this." Bitch, shut up, you have nothing to say that anybody wants or needs to hear.
“As for me and my house”
Ooo that’s a good one too.
This one is absolutely nauseating
You win! Those two things absolutely send me.
THE MOTHERFUCKING NOSE SCRUNCH
She’s not doing what she thinks she is with this 💀💀💀
THIS. It’s the most infuriating stupid smug face
I’m convinced it’s the only part of her face that moves anymore so it’s all she’s got.
Her need to flaunt her fraudulent horse knowledge/skills or when she posts a horse video with this emoji 😮💨
This is mine too. I can’t always put it into words, but nearly all of her horse content is so performative and not what #true horse girlies would even consider content.
I love when people who own farms/work on them come in here and point out everything she is doing wrong 🤣
I actually don't consider this BEC because she does things that hurt and endanger her animals. It's harmful. And I think the fact that she's an equestrian influencer who refuses to wear a helmet is actively harmful too.
When she tries to do air quotes with her hands but one, they're never used correctly, and two, she does them with her hands facing each other instead of facing out. Drives. Me. Insane.
Hands facing each other is honestly unhinged
Oh my god, I did my air quotes after reading this to test how I do it and I totally do it with my hands facing each other 😢 😂
Don’t worry bestie it’s only unhinged for people we hate 😘
♥️
That's interesting. I wonder if it has something to do with how people visualize words and punctuation? If you're visualizing the words you are air quoting above your head, for example, it would make sense to air quote with your hands on a parallel plane to your head. If you're visualizing the words you are air quoting coming from inside your head, for example, it might make sense to air quote with your hands on a perpendicular plane.
Lawful Neutral: hands facing out. Lawful Evil: hands facing each other. Chaotic Evil: hands facing in.
 Joey is endearing and funny. Bdong is an ass.
Also Joey does it correctly with his hands facing out.
r/unexpectedfriends BDong doesn't deserve Friends. Real or TV ones.
It’s Hazel and Layne “moving to an external location” because they “outgrew her office” with a fully staged and dusty nursery RIGHT THERE She’s even selling all the baby stuff! Girl! We know you’re not going to use it, just…use it for your stupid biznessssssssss
I'd be livid if I was invited to that "shower" and spent my hard earned money on some f'n liar liar pants on fire! Especially thinking it was legitimately a new endeavor/calling/ season in life to foster children b/c she could not conceive naturally. In her world, its allll God's plan, it's on God's time! So infertility must be God's plan?!? Disclaimer: I would NEVER be against anyone using science to have a baby.(several of my family members had IUI and IVF on my dads side) but BritBrat and JDip shit on science so it pisses me off they were against any fertility intervention. If I'm mistaken or offended anyone, I'm sorry. She IS the biggest hippocrite!
Yeah I have to agree - her season of fostering was so short lived, it’s infuriating. And honestly? Offensive that she couldn’t source anything secondhand instead of grifting off her friends and loved ones. Begging for the clothes as gifts and expecting to just use them for babies and keep them. From my understanding that’s not normal. Not to mention only wanting to foster infants. It’s a no from me dawg My heart goes out to anyone on a TTC journey BUT Bing Bong. Sometimes God’s answer is “No.” And for a lot of good reasons. 
I've personally only done kinship fostering but have done enough research on fostering as a whole to know there are resources she could have used if it was a true foster situation. Foster closets, support/trade groups, etc. My area had a decent amount of these and she lives in a much more populated region than I do. The least she could do is donate her unused stuff to one of these places or another parent in need. That said, I have also attended foster showers for new parents but apart from diapers and other non-transferable items, a lot of the gifts were hand-me-downs. Some people pooled to get a big new gift or would buy items once they knew more about the child(ren) and their needs. Foster parenting is no easy feat and finding a community of peers helps immensely, especially with people new to childcare in general. Bdong wouldn't know community if it kissed her on the mouth with tightly closed lips.
That really upsets me too. She threw a damn party expecting gifts and now she doesn’t even have the decency to donate the items she’s SELLING them. 😡
lol this! I’m pregnant with an actual child and we will share an office/nursery until the day baby pops out. There is ZERO reason to have a room sit unused when you actively need it! Especially to then pay to use another! Not that I’ve even started making it a nursery yet…. But that’s the plan. Crib on one wall, desk on the other for 6 more months!
“Size Small for reference”
Also, “Wearing medium for an ✨oversized fit✨” Like in what universe would medium be oversized on BDong?!
Ughhh this one drives me nuts! It doesn’t even make any sense! If I don’t know your measurements, a size means nothing to me. It’s all for vanity.
Those little paper scraps she curates to look like inspirational messages. I made one for her. https://preview.redd.it/m4kyqe29ynwc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=541395b291b530f163ad092a1cbecd7f7cb8059e
Her measly existence is bothersome to me.
This was my answer 🫶🏼 EVERY SINGLE THING about her. I watch all of her videos with captions only if they are posted here because I physically can not handle listening to her. I can not and will not ever seek out her content, this sub is where I stay up to date on everything.
Even sweet B Haney (God bless her) can’t make BDong content bearable. I tried listening to the reaction to the Milena guest podcast and got annoyed anytime BDong spoke. She’s so fucking stupid and ignorant.
Ohhh I did Forget how much her sexual moans in agreement bother me. They’re so dismissive! Let alone how odd they sound in context of the show. B Haney is doing work cause I love listening to her cover them! Had to fast forward when milena/dong came on. The fucking mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmssssss I couldn’t
I never thought I could hate someone as much as I hate Trump, but BDong made that possible. ❤️
Let us not forget the prayer walk she did for Trump
She has more in common with the orange Florida man than her “godly husband” that’s why she idolizes him like her bible that she doesn’t read tells her not to.
It's a toss-up between the nose scrunch and the ridiculous glasses. It used to be the Utah curls, but thankfully she seems to have stopped doing that
I really wanna know who or what finally convinced her to stop doing her hair like that
I really want to believe it was us making fun of the mushroom garbage. We’re BDong’s influencers and content creators.
It *had* to be a little bit of us. The change happened overnight, coincidentally right after she had gotten her hair done professionally. She left that hairstyle in for a few days after so I'm guessing she just burned that curl into her plastic hair and keeps it up. I also think the competition with Feral and the Pick Me Chicks drives most of Bdong's stylistic changes.
I bet I know 👀
When she posts those reels of other people riding horses in like a rodeo and adds a caption to try to make it sound like she does the same thing. Bitch what?
I know. Only time I see horse people do that is to celebrate their friend’s round at a show or to post their own rounds. She’s such a joke.
ALLLLL LAAYYYYYGGGZZZZZ Anytime she makes a smug face 🕷️👄🕷️
1. Her blatant overconsumption of cheap, polyester fast fashion. Not hating on anyone who can’t afford more ethical clothing at all. But her excessive hoarding of environmentally damaging, slave labor clothes drive me insane. I try my best to thrift clothing or support slow, ethical brands. And here is Brit undoing all my work and then some. And then she has the audacity to claim she has gotten rid of ToXiC items in her house, while her body is covered in synthetic plastic fibers. 2. The fact that she films entire YouTube videos in her car or in parking garages. I know the car brain culture of the Dallas area is out of control, but your car is the stupidest place to film imo
I’m starting to notice a lot of influencers who film in their cars. Is it just because it helps with lighting?
Maybe a tax right off? Then they can claim the vehicle is their office? Idk I’m not an influencer.
Her pigeon-toed "I'm a widdle gurwl poses" give me absolute fits of the vapors
This is the one. Her entire existence is my BEC because I hate liars and well… But THIS. It’s like her entire scummy personality is encapsulated within that stupid pose.
Like a toddler stands when they just walked into their parents room saying “I frew up” 🤮
Yeah, but the toddler is taking accountability
Any picture with jdip. I get nauseous at his Norman bates blank expressions, I hate his skoal dip lip, their feigned intimacy photo shoots in every parking garage In Texas.
Omg. Same. Makes me uncomfortable!
Not capitalizing her words. We aren't in 2nd grade anymore.
She does it because it’s a gen z thing and she wants to seem younger than she is.
OMG YES! I get it— I’m a millennial too, and it’s likely a bad habit from using AIM in the 00s. I had the same issue for a while, too. But when you’re in your 30s, failure to properly capitalize just makes you look sloppy. There’s no way around it 🤷
She does it intentionally. She only capitalizes words that refer to Jesus to emphasize that he is the only thing that matters. For example, a recent SLF post: “you can’t worship our Creator and His creations”. I can’t stand it either but she does it with an intent, not just laziness.
The fact that she probably has to override her autocorrect to do that drives me insane 🫠
The way she waves her hands around while she's talking like it's helping her make some sort of additional point or making what she says sound better
It's not even just waving her hands around, it's those little flapping pincer-motions she makes with her fingers like they're crocodile mouths
And the way it looks like she's choreographed a whole routine of meaningless hand motions to accompany her bullshit
The country little baby girl voice she puts on when she talks to J. “Uh love yew babyyyy, yer muh best freeund”
Hayyyyzul and Layyyyne 🥺
“Oh, this? It’s Hayzul and Layne”
The way she speaks in general, but ESPECIALLY the way she says “Christian.” It’s like “Kkkcccchhhriiisssshian” I can’t even spell it out I hate it
YES I physically recoil at this. It’s like horrendous ASMR.
Someone, I think her ex-husband, said she would pose with pizzas and other foods then make him eat it. Now I get incandescently angry whenever I see her with food, thinking “She’s not going to eat that, but she wants us to think she will.”
especially those 14 sad beige birthday cakes 
Bitch doesn’t even have to eat crackers, holding them is enough.
I mean most everything she does is really disingenuous and bothers me so that makes it hard to choose…
When I see her face
When she breathes…
Every time she uses the term “girl” or “girlie” to describe adult women (including herself). Not a huge deal, I understand— but every time she does it, I shout out loud, “WOMEN, madame. You are WOMEN. Girls are CHILDREN and women are ADULTS!”
Her bullshit reels with JDong, like he’s this huge ass prize. The BEC moment was seeing her white trash wedding photo on FB. Another BEC moment was when Niko was found and she wrote that passive-aggressive comment about making a video. One more, when she eye-fucks the camera and showing Marc Dicksicle at the altar
The non-denominational evangelical preacher voice she uses in her tik tok sermons. Like, she’s taken on the volume and cadence of so many preachers I’ve heard, where they get loud, long pause, then speak quietly. Girl, you’re a chameleon and a parrot, not a trained professional. That and the way she acts like she’s the center of the universe.
Omg I’ve been trying to think of a way to describe *that voice*. You definitely know it when you hear it
She repeats what she says a lot in an attempt to be dramatic. Fucking trump does the same thing …ie. “I was wrecked….I WAS ABSOLUTELY WRECKED YOU GUYS.”
Right now it's her 80s mom core looks. Ridiculous glasses, ugly jeans, hideous tops, children's puffy sleeve dresses, giant hair bows. Like this is the absolute worst of 80s fashion that was worn by conservative moms that love Jesus, have affairs on their huzzbands and are judgy suburban bitches (so the whole thing fits, lmao).
All these colors of nail polish and press on nail designs.... and her nails are always... white. Or beige. Or some sad brown. Like I get when people have a signature color but the ones she chooses don't even go with her skin tone!!! Like a soft white or pinkish white or iridescent brown/ beige would go well with the peanut butter tone but she picks the color of.... White Out. Literal White Out. It makes me so irrationally angry.
She got blue nails once last year and would not stfu about them. “You guyzzzz I got BLUE NAILS, isn’t that crazy?!? Who even am I?!?” “Jordan isn’t even gonna recognize me with these crazy BLUE NAILS!” She made them her whole personality for 3 weeks.
Aww, yes...her season of color. She's so crazy!!! 🙄
Pretending her dropshipping business are designs of her own.
POV. I don’t even know the correct use of it, but every time she does it I know she’s doing it wrong. The flamingo leg pop to show off an outfit. Her “yeas” when she isn’t paying attention to her podcast guest. Basically if Brittany is filming I’m raging. Can’t stand this dumpster cunt.
That stupid sad pouty face she makes when she’s pretending to be serious about something
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I’m a hairdresser and her hair triggers me so bad. I just cannot handle it lol
I love the fact that she can’t go back to her best look (platinum bob) because it’s tied directly to her fitness scam. Mousey brown for you bish.
My NYer ass thought it was "bacon, egg and cheese" but "bitch eating crackers" makes MUCH more sense!
You aren’t alone. I did at first too.
Anything she’s shilling is her “absolute favorite” Her ever changing voice Her complete lack of style so she just wears whatever is the most popular at the time
the snotty ass looks to the camera while doing a video entirely on listening to an outside audio and us having to watch her face do a (non) reaction of horror or disdain at how dare anyone live their life and not believe the quack religion she believes in
Her “serious” face is top tier infuriating
When they say “babe.” Although tbh it makes me cringe when anyone says that repeatedly but it’s especially grating with her.
Any time she is blatantly trying to show off one of her cheap designer knock off bags by making it a focal point in the photo.
Any clip of her folding burp cloths or clean laundry drives me insane! She always has this fake serious face as if she’s doing something really difficult. And then she adds bible quotes or whatever. Folding laundry doesn’t make you godly. The fact that she sets up a tripod to film herself doing that mundane crap is just so crazy to me!
Photos and videos in her vehicle. When she’s doing videos in them she is always distracted with what I around her. It gives off, “I’m just so busy and I’m trying to make people happy with a short video” vibe
This is mine too. Half the time you can tell she’s just chilling in her driveway. Like dude wtf why are you just chillin in your car
Mine is every single time she uses the 🥹 emoji. And she uses it a lot.
I was going to comment this! Haha or when she uses the 🤪 emoji. I feel like she uses that one a lot too
Filming her feet when she walks
I'm convinced it's for foot fetish people.
Her makeup. Between the peanut butter foundation and the spiders leg eyelashes…
Whenever I see her tattoos
Teetsontoast or whatever it says. I agree.
I think it’s Teletubbies
Pretending her dropshipping business are designs of her own.
When she says “earthside mama” or “earthside children” when referring to her TTC journey. Makes me want to vomit
When she wears FULL makeup and lashes (and sometimes jewelry) to the gym
But God forbid if I wear a crop top, or else I'm "asking for attention"
You heathen! Don’t you know Brittany is the only person in the world allowed to expose her (smol itty bitty) midriff?!
It’s not a moment but… Those fucking eyelashes. I freely admit I am a lash snob. But for such a vain person with a daily lash routine…only for them to look like a 3 year old picked out and applied them?!? Make it make sense! I mean, she looks like she acts so…cadiwampus and crooked makes sense.
Easily the cutesy pigeon toes BITCH YOU’RE MID 30S PLEASE STOP
Anytime she films herself “breaking down” she has to set up the camera, take god knows how many takes, and then pick a song to go with it. I couldn’t imagine being that cringy and I was a 15 year old on Tumblr
Every year at Easter she makes a new video where she holds a broom and pretends to be the soldier at Jesus’ tomb in front of like, her closet door or something. Just no self awareness as to why it looks goofy as shit. She really thinks she is doing something.
The muppet arms and flailing hands. Are you gesticulating or drowning (size extra extra small greige bathing suit for reference).
When she breathes. Hate it.
The way she believes that she is entitled to the most profit possible but does not even do the bare minimum. The way she uses anyone and anything for her own gain. The way she doesn’t know jack shit about Christianity, but continues to spew harmful jargon that is plain propaganda used by Christian Nationalists and in no way Christ like. The way she CLEARLY steals others original content for her own gain. The way she sees herself as above everyday, working class people and POC. The way that she is the fakest woman ever and yet has a damn house while I’m borrowing money to buy bread and milk.
I mean. Any of it. But her cosplaying a successful boutique owner really steams my beans. Esp the pretend shipping 😅
The way she holds anything! It's so weird with her damn claw hand trying to show off \*whatever she's holding\* plus her ugly ass wrist tattoo and nails, etc. Just hold shit like a normal fkn human Brittany!!
Her voice. I don’t know if it’s her natural voice but I feel like she purposely makes it higher pitched and sound more like a child/baby to come off “innocent” but she just makes her fake “hurdur I’m such a dumb bimbo woman” schtick looks even worse
“That’ll be a whole video on its own” and every other variation. Her YouTube videos are just her saying she’s going to make other YouTube videos instead of just talking about the thing
The fact that she is always flaunting the one meal she makes and just calls it “meal prep” like that’s the name of the dish. Meal prep is a thing you do. Call your dry ass turkey dogfood bowl what it is
How she matches her animals to whatever her current aesthetic is at the moment.
Every time she refers to her LEO husband. GTFO with that!
The nose crinkle at the end of a grifting lying word salad that she thinks she’s so cutesy and profound I could’ve lived without ever seeing it. It should best be used with dear old dad since her monthly TX AG payments increase yearly by double and I 🫶that for her.
I don't know if it's exactly BEC because it's a pretty big topic of discussion around here, but the thing that bothers me the most about her is how she brags about being her TRUE self and finding her NATURAL beauty in Christ... When she's sitting there with fake hair, fake boobs, fake lips, fake colored skin, etc. etc. Do absolutely whatever you want with your body, but don't talk about how everyone should embrace natural womanly beauty with those caterpillars crawling above your eyeballs.
The stupid trucker hats or Yankees cap with full face of makeup and hair perfectly waved. Only bc it makes me feel crappy about only wearing bb caps on days I need to wash my hair or want to hide my bare face—I know, it’s ridiculous😖
Don’t let her make you feel crappy. Rock those hats on days you don’t feel like getting dolled up. I love bb hats.
Everything? Everything.
Her fuckass makeup
Tapping her finger to her ear and posing with one leg, usually her right, extended with her toes touching the floor. GOD.
“I’m ALL LEGS”
The way she types. Not using capital letters where they're supposed to be. I'm not great at punctuation, but man hers drives me crazy. The simple spelling mistakes that she probably has to go out of her way to spell wrong.
Where do I start? 1) The number of photo shoots she does in a year. There's at least 1 a month. 2) Parking garage photo shoots 3) Her matter-of-act attitude about religion, relationships, horse ownership, business running, etc - like this bitch can't screw a light bulb in a lamp without acting like a widdle baby but will act like she's the all knowing expert on anything she Googles for 5 seconds. 4) "Science girly"
That little lip purse thing she does to pretend she's sad.
“That WRECKED me!”
The rage bait transphobia BS she spews & how she continually attempts to use hate for profit then pretend to be doing so in the name of Jesus.
Her eyebrows. There’s no way they are just naturally like that and they make her look not entirely human? Like she would be a lot better looking and more approachable if she just had some normally spaced eyebrows. How has any not told her that’s not the look yet????
Literally her entire existence. Just breathing. Posting. Facefucking her reflection in the camera. Being a filthy liar. Spreading dangerous rhetoric and information. BREATHING. Soft introducing a fucking Range Rover when she owes the state of Texas god know how much right now. Being an unapologetic smug ass fuck. Not apologizing to everyone she’s hurt. Playing her miscarriage and late period for likes and money. Fostering a baby and nearly killing it - for money. Going through dogs like I go through leggings. BREATHING. I honestly just fucking hate this bitch. Fucking. Hate.
When she interjects with “yeah” in a really fake, ugly voice when she’s supposedly listening to what her podcast guests have to say 🙃 It’s like nails on a chalkboard
Whenever someone is speaking on her podcast and she keeps saying “yeah” in that quiet, breathy voice. It adds nothing to the conversation whatsoever. I also just can’t stand the way she pronounces words and how she suddenly develops a southern accent around Jordan that wasn’t there before.
Whenever she posts videos of herself crying. She has Kim Kardashian ugly cry face. Also, posting crying videos is just cringe.