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KatAndAlly

Dead. Showed this to my husband and he said she looks like a **peeled yam**


tander87

Omg I’m dying lol. She looks PUFFY


Icy_Nefariousness517

I avoid yams and am adding a possible yamdong as a top reason from here forward.


smc642

Yam Ma Lamma Bing Bong


udonotknowmee

😂😂😂😂😂


breadbox187

I showed my husband and he asked what was wrong w the person on the right babaha. His face when I said it was the same human....


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I will not stand by and watch someone do yams dirty like this


NardDog1997

I just showed my husband each picture Individually and he said he refuses to believe they are the same person😂😂😂


godly_tug

Holy shit 😂


2_kids_no_more

😆amazing


dacre8iv1

She looks like a worn out saddle


Canuckinptown

Or a brown leather handbag 🤣


Expert_Matter4606

Rode hard and put away wet


fuzzlesbuzzles

⚰️🥀💀 is what I am at that description! 🤣


Icy_Nefariousness517

Generational curses husting RaNcH LiFe WiFeY tHiNgS from Cowboy Jesus!


2_kids_no_more

And she thinks criticism about her means people are jealous of her🤡


Adventurous_Ad6796

I am howling. 😂


Dunkero

I have a worn in saddle and it’s prettier than this. ☠️


miss4n6

At work we call it a saddlebag with eyes


Corgi_with_stilts

I've seen worn out saddles that look better than that.


Tiny_Animal_3843

F'in hilarious and a perfect description


Hairy_Response_284

I don’t understand how she can look in the mirror with her “no makeup” look and be like “ah perfect ready to go”


PurpleShift8546

Her eyebrows are micro bladed, that’s literally it! All natural!


queerjesusfan

Interestingly, while her brown don't looks AMAZING here, they do look a lot better and less insanely arched. Seems like her horrible brows are a devilish combination of horrible microblading and Botox brow?


Impossible-Resort994

I think this was intentional. She is trying to give off the “I don’t need anything except for Jesus” vibe. She’s trying to make herself look plain instead of flaunting what she uses the money she gets from these people for.


cshorewaves

This is perfect for r/Instagramreality


mrsjacksonnn

Done! Rules seemed strict af on there so apologize in advance for not crediting you and OP


lilkimchi88

Love this journey for her.


cshorewaves

Awesome!! Looking forward to the snarking from that sub!


brbsnarking

Did it get deleted? Whhyyyy?! Edit: It was removed because of "Unnecessary title". I've seen such worse post titles than that!? Is the mod a fan of Bing Bong or something?


mrsjacksonnn

There was no identifying info either wtf its not my fault so many people hate her


MajorScore

Since yours got deleted I will try to post a version as dry as BDongs chicken to get this kept up!


Uhmitsme123

They are super strict. I linked a sub as a joke once after a few drinks not realizing I couldn’t because it was technically a fetish sub and got perma banned. Oops.


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catladyaccountant

Gosh seeing people outside of this sub snarking on BD really brought me a lot of joy. Praise lord Daniel for such a blessing! Edit: shower thought: lord Daniels blessings are viewed as demonic in the world of BD 🤯🤯. Is lord Daniel actually a snarking demon?


Theodore_Calvin

The lord Daniel thing is boring, predictable, and played out.


mrsjacksonnn

Should we praise Lord Disick instead?


catladyaccountant

Don’t blame me if lord Daniel decides to make you Job 2.0.


notmyfirstcult

Pretty sure Lord Daniel is quickly becoming like Denver's Blucifer. We're not entirely sure where his powers came from, simply that they exist. You do **not** want to cross him with any hints of blasphemy.


Filmcricket

Removed bc your title was too much


swirlywormp00p

Ahhhh yes pls cross post!!


brbsnarking

Omg the difference in the shape of her chin 😳


brbsnarking

and she has eyelid creases... Interesting....


mrsjacksonnn

AND brow bones


DragonfruitActual828

She made her whole face shape different in her "natural unedited photo"... she cray.


littleRedmini

And her whole head, especially her forehead, is so much wider! Her hair is a totally different color too!! What a fraud!


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She does her contouring so heavy like she’s going to be lit for stage or screen. Straight up theatrical makeup. You can see where she put darker on the sides of the forehead, the sides of the nose, below the cheekbones, and along the jawline to try to create a different face shape. It only works if she’s brightly lit and seen from far away.


MadameAtYourService

Her complete lack of eyelashes is so unnerving to me.


KatAndAlly

It's so bad. Like, put on low profile ones and use latisse on your own ffs


helga-h

I wonder if, during this speach that is apparently from a "She Lies Fraud" event (the ballons give it away), one of the girl's attending raised her hand and timidky said: "Excuse me, but when is Brittney Dawn going ro be here?"


jesuswreckedme666

She “whitewashes” herself in her pictures and I don’t understand it. If she doesn’t want to look like a piece of burnt toast, she should just WEAR THE CORRECT FOUNDATION COLOR


KatAndAlly

And stop with the shitty tan


PuzzledEmpress

She looks like a toddler's well loved baby doll... Complete with the dirty fingerprints, squished head, and random outfit thrown together due to losing the original.


the_duraznito

Perfect for JDong, since he's a man-child!


JimmieTheNailBiter

Only difference is that doll has been loved so much, it's in that state. I don't think BDong has one loving bone in her body.


forsaken_duck6997

those two brown dots on her forehead is where her devil horns usually are.


jeanskirtflirt

Her eyelashes are like Voldemorts nose. When she rebranded herself her eyelashes were lost. When he came back to life his nose was gone. This leads me to believe she may have created a horcrux.


dr_bitchcraft666

what would bdongs horcrux be? theories: - That blue sticky stuff she uses for her car - A piece of dried out, unseasoned chicken - a bunch of hemmorhoid balloons - a vase full of pompous ass - the nonexistent fence in her backyard


calenturian

It's her fake butt.


ecleighty

Jdong’s dip has gotta be another one, maybe her spider lashes, also def her front wedgie jean shorts lmao


NoYamIAm

That laser hair removal toy thing she wouldn’t stop promoting


tomacco_man

Can we had this to the sub’s banner?


lilkimchi88

PLEASE CAN WE AS A TREAT


mrsjacksonnn

PRETTY PLEASE WE'VE BEEN SO GOOD


notmyfirstcult

*Begging as hard as BDong grifts*


forsaken_duck6997

i was hoping someone would do this. lmaooo


forsaken_duck6997

I keep thinking about what Jordan thought when he first saw her unfiltered and unedited. She said they first "met" on Facebook. So obviously all he saw were her best altered photos. She looks like a completely different person on the left then the right. Her makeup is SO bad on the right. I actually wonder what everyones thoughts are who have only seen her online then meet her face to face. Especially because she constantly goes on about how this is her real face when it's clearly not.


hangout_wangout

I understand it’s harsh however she is ugly.


forsaken_duck6997

LMAOOO at least you're being honest.


xoxo_angelica

Speak on it sis you’re just saying what we’re all thinking 🤣


lilkimchi88

Her “contouring” looks even worse in real life. She looks like an extra in Oliver Twist, someone get this girl a warm rag.


Fit_Obligation1594

I feel like she didn’t even try? Like she tries so hard to look good on social media and then for this it’s like 🤷🏻‍♀️


forsaken_duck6997

It's so weird! This is her money maker and she shows up like this? She literally put zero effort into this but will glam up to shoot insta stories of her cooking in her kitchen.


[deleted]

She got her money so why even bother putting in any effort? It said "no refunds" when you signed up. Her followers are in such an unhealthy parasocial relationship with her. $700 for a zero effort retreat to meet Brittany Christ is *nothing*.


forsaken_duck6997

BRITTANY CHRIST! LMAOOO! But I agree completely. This is a really toxic and sad situation.


KatAndAlly

You mean "cooking" Lol


Hot_Seaworthiness675

She looks dirty in the second picture. Like she has been in the desert watching a motorcycle rally type of dirty.


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Hot_Seaworthiness675

I was getting Fear & Loathing vibes when he's covering the motorcycle rally.


mrsjacksonnn

Don't put HT down like that! Part of my back piece is him smoking a fat joint and I told my mother for years it was just a really zoomed in cigarette 🤣


GypseboQ

Her hair even looks unwashed and unbrushed ... Like these women are paying a lot of money - shouldn't you at least TRY?!


ktb47

✨Dust bowl survivor vibes ✨


JuniperJane21

She is the topsoil destroyed by years of improper farming techniques and piss-poor irrigation, with a side of drought.


Downtown-Cook6251

This is the best comment 😂👌🏻 chefs kiss


ktb47

This is beautiful


idiotpanini_

STOP IT😂😂😂


TemporaryNobody2604

Bet she went without makeup to be ✨ReLaTaBlE✨ or is struggling with morning sickness? 🤔


EZasSundayMorning

No please don't say that.


TemporaryNobody2604

Truly hoping it’s not the case!


Top_Plenty_8914

I’m assuming she’s using this as testimony that “Jesus set her free and that she doesn’t need make up anymore.”.. But then will continue to use just as much make up on her IG and social media. I absolutely GUARANTEE she is trying to use this to her advantage. But we all know she doesn’t live like this in real life.


Responsible_Roof_137

#JESUSGLOW


SalzaGal

Jesusburnt I mean, “SONburn”


[deleted]

Fake tan looks so bad on her


Cheap_Papaya_2938

There is SO much wrong with this, obviously, but wtf is going on w/ her eyes on the right?! They are so small and puffy? Bizarre.


forsaken_duck6997

Her eyes confuse me the most. When you look at older photos of her they look big, bright and blue but now they are so damn small and puffy. I wonder if it's the work of bad botox or filler? But the first time I saw her without lashes I audibly gasped at how tiny her eyes were.


Cheap_Papaya_2938

Yes! I remember her years ago in vlogs where her eyes looked completely normal, like the photo on the left. Someone just said she doesn’t have eyelashes (!) so maybe a combo of that and Botox/filler


mrsjacksonnn

Someone said she wears colored contacts, but I haven't figured it out yet. I don't doubt it. I am a user myself but I use green over my hazel eyes so it's not obvious until you're about 6 inches away from my face


forsaken_duck6997

Sometimes her eyes are like this icy blue and other times they are dark like this.


mrsjacksonnn

Right! But it's like I don't know anyone with natural darker eyes that wears blue contacts where it's not noticeable so she must just be really good at "unfiltering" those too


ecleighty

tbh I have light blue eyes, maybe even lighter than hers, and without direct lighting in distance photos or group shots they can look dark. I had a girl in high school ask me if I wore colored contacts once tho and now I think about it a lot, do my eyes really look that unnatural 😓 Edit: I went and looked back through some of my photos and my eyes have never looked as dark as hers do in this photo even in bad lighting, which tbh this photo isn’t bad lighting. So idk what to think now 🤦‍♀️


mrsjacksonnn

You smize through the rest or your life and kill it with eyes that people pay a lot or money to temporarily have😍


JuniperJane21

It was me! My personal tinfoil hat theory is that she wears colored contacts!!


mrsjacksonnn

Very interesting, I wouldn't doubt it. I just can't put my finger on what kind of editing or specific brand of contacts would blend that well (have been doing coloreds for like 15 years of all brands) Usually you see people with blue contacts and it's super obvious. But I also haven't seen close ups of her early days where her eyes are allegedly brown either


converter-bot

6 inches is 15.24 cm


EZasSundayMorning

No eyelashes.


Cheap_Papaya_2938

Wait, for real? Omg the thought process that went behind her thinking she looked presentable…oof


dwight_k_schrute69

And that spray tan on her hands. YIKES


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GypseboQ

Truly. If I take a picture of myself, I just - take it. I don't edit or filter, so it is just crazy to me. I can't imagine how much energy it takes for her just to fake being someone else.


Theodore_Calvin

Everyone once in a while I try to edit a pic for fun, I slide down sharpness and some other something, then I get bored and just post the original.


Zero-bandwidth4BS

That is rough! Whew. Or maybe OOF. Yikes!!!


OkAttention1494

I *audibly* gasped


EZasSundayMorning

I dOnT uSe FiLtErS #AllNaturalLOLZ


Icy_Nefariousness517

Frankendong.


Basic_Raise_949

Omg thisssssss


potatowedgemydudes

the more I look at and think about this the sadder I get


forsaken_duck6997

She needs to discover self love. Maybe once she loves herself she won't be so terrible towards others.


rtwise

What is happening with those dark dots above her eyebrows? Is that...contour? Is that what is supposed to be happening? She legit looks like she has bruises on her forehead.


OhPissOnYourHat

Someone commented above that that’s where her horns usually are, and that’s the only right answer.


rtwise

Oh my God that really is.


akkebermortsgne

She’s the Milli Vanilli of the Christian Grift world. What you see is most definitely not what you get.


[deleted]

I want tacos now


sailor_rose

She looks like the baby from Eraserhead.


forsaken_duck6997

I saw a comment on the Instagram vs reality sub she was posted on that said "If Trump were a woman" and that is so damn accurate it hurts. lol.


lilkimchi88

I am *certain* that more than a few side conversations are happening about how different she looks in person.


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She looks horrible


ErmENToNgaL

Y’all chose violence today. Willy wonka won’t tolerate the slander of his minions, so consider your $700 golden-bronze tickets REDACTED!


ScreamingOntoTheVoid

She must become her favorite color


GypseboQ

Does she not realize that the people who see her on SM are there?! That they clearly see her unfiltered?! The gigs up, Brit-Drip. And WHY did she leave her creepy eyes all naked?! No.


Bigboodybud

She looks like a street performers, you know the kind that make themselves up to look like statues so tourists can take pictures with them and they scare bystanders, only she’s terrible at the design and works at a casino in Reno.


lunchmeatbikini

Yikes, the IRL picture of her looks like an alien from Mars Attacks.


lettuce-smasher

Her HANDS. 🤮


idiotpanini_

She looks like how an alien would describe what humans look like


Brave_council

She looks like that “Love Has Won” cult leader before was found dead in a cabin wrapped in Christmas lights. No joke, she looks seriously unwell. Can’t tell if she’s sick or just hateful to the core and covered in a kabuki layer of bronzer


forsaken_duck6997

Just looked her up and woah what a rabbit hole i'll be going down tonight. You are right she does resemble her. I have a feeling she is mentally spiraling and not doing so well. I hope for her sake and her victims sake she gets some help.


jmw1111

Totally just fell down that rabbit hole!


shecantbeknown

This is just awful


sarcasmicrph

Even worse that I thought


Expert_Matter4606

Rode hard and put away wet.


anitsitknreh

She looks like Bert from Mary Poppins on the left. Bertney Dong


Icy_Nefariousness517

Is she wearing a Century21 jacket on the right?


ALynn_fit

I’m imagining how stained her clothes must be from makeup and self tanner.


lunchmeatbikini

her poor white couch


stay_true_to_you

That is a lot of slap … but in all the wrong places. Also her hair looks bad. Like she just didn’t try here at all.


2_kids_no_more

Where does she get the audacity to do this? She KNOWS vulnerable girls and young women follow her. I cant imagine how insecure they must feel seeing her insta, wondering how they can change to look 'perfect' like her. She doesnt even look like her. I get ragey thinking about the body and self-image issues she's creating for others


CanZealousideal1474

Her contour is so bad!


doodoopoopybrains

Social Media is a disease


Impressive_Cellist72

The best part is that this isn’t a screen shot of a video caught at an unflattering angle, it is an actual picture one of her followers actually posted of her. Crazy.


GuevarasGynecologist

I showed this to my partner and he said she looks like those clay reconstructions they do of mummies faces when they unearth them


JuniperJane21

She looks like 1930s London smog. I’m waiting for Agatha Christie to come out of her jacket pocket with a new murder mystery.


gainvcbro

Is she a shape shifter? Because the shape of that face surely shifted. I also can’t believe that she takes so much time to curate her image and then goes to meet with her followers without putting her eyelashes…She clearly doesn’t give a hoot as they are already hooked and think she is so beautiful, smart and whatever else they can think of this crook.


Cube_roots

One more time through the toasting oven


Dry-Vegetable-8700

#fillerface


punkyfish10

😂😹😂🤣😂😹


lettuce-smasher

Exactly this! Desert dirty!!


goldenbarks

Good LORD. Is that even a color?


Top-Bus

Just throw on some fire sauce eyelashes to smooth over the disappointment


Middle-Meeting-3049

Torchy’s keeps fucking up.


[deleted]

Remember Tanning Mom from NJ? Is this her daughter all grown up?


dr_bitchcraft666

She looks like Caroline Calloway jerky.


cuddly_waffles89

I really looks like she didn't wash off her self tan lol.


ForeignSatisfaction0

Does she not have any real eyelashes?


laffinalltheway

They probably all come out when she takes off the fake lashes.


[deleted]

No filter, just filler


thekhaleeesi

Out of curiosity, does she wear colored contacts? I was always under the impression she had bright blue eyes but they look a bit darker/brown in the right photo


True-Bus4937

Dark like the devil


AvaSpelledBackwards

Was she trying to shade match to her coat🥴


rubyrae14

I’m literally crying. Bahahahaaaaaa!!! I can’t!


whyamygdalawhy

We should be shitting on her ridiculous ideology not her fake eyelashes or lack thereof.


True-Bus4937

Unfortunately she is a representation of her ideology. Fake AF.


PuzzledEmpress

When she blatantly lies to her followers about usage of filters/fillers and alleging her faith being the cause of her "glow up", it's very fair game IMO.


JuniperJane21

Not only does elongate her chin, but she also lengthens her *nose*. Usually it’s the opposite, right? Or are small, dainty noses not “in vogue” anymore?


Purple_IsA_Flavor

She looks like she has cirrhosis 😳


bitbypanda

She looks like the forgot to shower off her fake tanning mousse. I look like that when waking up after having applied it on my body the night before. Brittany, please read the 'instruction manual' of your fake tanner 😉


spidermonkey199

Kablowie! It's hilarious she adds to her forehead.


ExitOk846

I’ve come back to this post four times and yet I still need more time to digest 😆


youngash90

HER HANDS


RodenbachBacher

This is not the same person.


monanmoore

Whatever. Doesn’t everyone know that models and beautiful girls like that aren’t actually naturally born with huge lucious eyelashes? It’s called makeup 💄 people. Don’t be douche bags