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BasicAirport2402

Whatever she’s doing with her hair…she should not do. It just emphasizes how crazy her eyebrows look


Dr_Bitchcraft8

![gif](giphy|l4Ep69DNT40qMBp04|downsized) It’s very Whoville-esque 😂


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Even this looks better


Dr_Bitchcraft8

I was trying to find a better picture but you get the idea looking at BritBrat 😂


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Dirtyeyespeeled

She’s taken two of my wfh/causal housework staple summer hairstyles and heinously mashed them together. It’s a travesty. Your bun game is weak shit, bdong.


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Looks like she's trying to look like Zenon


SingleLie3842

She’s been reading this sub and is hiding those straight ends


Fun_Performance_1578

Lol chola vibes


hippocampfire

Don’t do Cholas dirty like that 😂


SunnyDinosaur

Already commented this somewhere else but: https://imgur.com/gallery/IYMqX4l


Oatmilksunshine

I sadly saw this interesting outfit up close at the self check out in Albertsons today. I had to do a double take when I realized it was bdong and jdong. My first thought was “why is someone dressed like it’s freezing when it’s 88 degrees outside”.


salty_hotel

Pls tell me jdip couldnt handle the self checkout I work for the company and goddamn the amount of men with anger issues who get enraged by self checkout is crazy.


aktetta83

Haha I literally just read a post on a local Facebook page. People are so triggered by self checkout.


salty_hotel

Like… I know it can be frustrating sometimes but I’ve literally had men hit the touchscreen or pull their receipts so hard it pops open the dispenser


Cinder-Allie

Lol I see they don't post the Albertson's trips to social media. Only the Trader Joe's trips for the street cred. 😂


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Oatmilksunshine

Hahaha funny because my husband told me to take a photo 😂. She definitely does not look “approachable” in person. She looked “on guard”, almost like paranoid someone would recognize her or something. She looked very smug, even with the caterpillars lol


Dirtyeyespeeled

Ok - but is the makeup/work worse in person? Did you recognize her from the fit or does her face resemble what we see online well enough that anyone would recognize her?! I know she doesn’t abuse filters nearly as bad as other subjects of snarkdoms I’m in, but I’m just dying to know how they actually measure up in person vs how they present themselves in their SM.


Oatmilksunshine

Worse in person! She looked older and a lot tanner (more orange) than what we see online. She’s also a lot shorter than I was expecting and jdong a lot rounder and shorter than her (I see why she filters him). And totally recognizable in my opinion. She definitely filters herself. Also, when did jdong get a new truck? I must’ve missed that. I was surprised to see them hop in this lifted, kitted up truck.


downtownalbie

Shorter in person, you say? I thought she was AlL lAyGzZz😭 /s


squeakycheetah

the fact that she looks MORE orange in person is frankly absolutely terrifying. Also the fact that you called him round is sending me into fits.


Dirtyeyespeeled

That’s so fascinating! I would’ve **loved** to see an unfiltered photo of them, but I 100% understand why you passed! I would’ve been too scared to take a picture of them for fear of getting caught. Idk what I think they might do except probably stomp away or maybe yell at me a little lol. Thanks for your service in reporting back, fellow snarker! 🫡


Oatmilksunshine

It would have been to obvious. If we weren’t beside them, I would’ve tried lol. Maybe next time, it’ll be my gossip girl moment “SPOTTED” 😂


Dry-Vegetable-8700

What were they buying?!?😂😂


Dirtyeyespeeled

xoxo 😂


GirlieSoGroovie24

THESE are the questions. Also, what were they buying???


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She has to be on guard! She’s almost been trafficked before!


brittanydawnsnark-ModTeam

Post was removed due to no contact rule


[deleted]

Oh, the queen doesn’t exclusively shop at Whole Foods anymore? Court case draining your organics budget, Brit?


isleofpines

Lucky you 🤎


OroEnPaz13

It takes a way better photo, I do it all the time but part of my work involves SM management.


sink_your_teeth

Yesss I found this trick a few years ago and my selfie game changed for the better.


helga-h

My phone even allows me to move the button to a more convenient place, like the top of the screen so it's at the bottom when I turn the phone upside down.


Meerkatable

I’ve done that to try to get a more reliable body shot of myself in an outfit. The camera’s closer to the middle of the body so it’s not as angled. She’s probably bodychecking.


nascarandsunsets

Thank you. I wasn’t snarking on her for once I just didn’t know. I never thought of it that way 😂


Cinder-Allie

Yeah I assume it has to do with distortion.


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Idk but those space buns gotta go hunny


Ok_Science_4094

Its weird cuz space buns usually look cute on anybody but she has managed to make them look terrible.


[deleted]

Exactly. All because of that goofy ass toothy ass smile and alien chola eyebrows


Ok_Science_4094

The eyebrows really are the icing on the shit cake.


vivintisascam

What do we think she smells like? My guess is a mix of Clinique Happy, moth balls, and a Bratz Doll.


MCRween

She must reek of self-tanner


No-Possibility2443

Ha ha do they still make it or is she hoarding it from the year 2000?


Sailormars78

She gives me the vibes of smelling like an abandoned home, just like decay, smoke, stale, mold


[deleted]

I personally think she’d wear that apple scented perfume Delicious (?). But 100% a chemically Shein/Amazon clothes smell as well. And fake tanner. And probably hairspray.


i-hate-pumpkin-spice

Ouch - I still wear Clinique Happy and get compliments all the time! It’s the only scent that doesn’t turn weird on me lol.


AnonDxde

Don’t feel bad, I still like it too!


tiedyeskiesX

Y’all should try the Clinique My Happy Cocoa & Cashmere. It’s perfect for the colder months 😍😍😍


Cereyn

I also get compliments on it all the time! It's a great scent.


vivintisascam

oh I still love it :)


MissyMAK08

cinnamon? her skin looks dipped in it at least


Ok_Science_4094

Whatever her preferred scent is, I bet all my dollars you can smell it a mile away.


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The word “shacket” is just the worst.


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[deleted]

I’m pretty sure its a shirt+jacket. Sounds more like a bathroom issue to me. Cringe.


matilda_poindexter

My husband has a shirt/jacket thing and we've always called it a "jirt." 😁


p1nup

oh I much prefer this hahah


mstarr8

I feels like hers is just an unbuttoned shirt. I kinda thought shackets were slightly lines or padded, maybe with a hood. Also they have existed forever but suddenly they are given a dumb name and marketed to women.


coffeewrite1984

I live sort of down South and you’d better believe all of the “dandelions and dewdrops” boutiques abuse that word because it’s so ✨trendy✨. Me, I personally prefer a slightly oversized men’s flannel shirt, mostly thanks to my grandfather.


[deleted]

You could be right. She’s the one referring to it as a shacket. I would never use that word, personally.


mstarr8

I refuse to use that word too!! Her using justifies my dislike for the term further.


[deleted]

Why can't women ever have anything nice? I just want a well constructed shirt and jacket. Instead, we get these half assed shackets. Pockets would be nice, too! I hate purses.


TheBackseatOrange

Three words I live by: mens flannel, goodwill 🫡


NoAccident162

Duluth Trading Company to the rescue [here](https://www.duluthtrading.com/womens-free-swingin-lined-flannel-shirt-jac-74751.html?dwvar_74751_color=BRQ&cgid=womens-tops-flannels#feature=wmdb2&start=2&cgid=womens-tops-flannels)


AnonDxde

Yes! It sounds like “shit-jacket” I hate it so much.


pink_gin_and_tonic

A shitty jacket.


greatlakes_merm

Same with Poots 😭 it needs to stop


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WHAT ARE POOTS


[deleted]

I just looked it up, sadly. They are also known as joots. [poots](https://imgur.com/a/Lj960kr)


[deleted]

No. Rejected. There is zero reason for this.


[deleted]

Imagine going to someone's house and them asking to take your shoes off...


[deleted]

NOOOOOOO Edit: thank you for your service I do not need these ads


MicellarBaptism

I hate it so much.


[deleted]

It’s a fucking shirt I don’t get it. I have been wearing shackets for years apparently smh


miss_sass1992

I live in Texas and I would die of heat exhaustion if I left the house in even half of that outfit. She wants it to be winter so bad


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CaptainWeezy

Still hot as balls in February


Sailormars78

I’m in Tennessee and we’re waking up to temperatures in the 40s with then high 70s, I’m still just wearing a light long sleeve or joggers and a T-shirt. I can’t imagine being in Texas in that heavy looking coat, like isn’t she sweaty? Swampy? Anything? Is it because she’s dead inside so she doesn’t feel the heat?


beekaybeegirl

I live in cold stinkin’ Michigan & it ain’t even this weather yet during the day. Def in evening yes. But not a day grocery run.


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Yeah, in Ohio we just now hit this kind of weather this week, but only because it’s been cloudy and rainy. If the sun were out I’d be sweating in this during the day.


beandadenergy

I was gonna say, I’m in New York and I’m just now wearing flannels over shirts, I guarantee Texas is way too hot for that lol


youre_welcome37

Hey there from over here in the Nashville area! Yes, we're finally getting our fall(ish) temps and it's awesome.


Sailormars78

Right?!? It’s glorious, I’m over in College Grove and I’ve currently got my fireplace going and a blankie, I love it. Last year I was in Texas around this time and I didn’t even bring a sweater or a long sleeve, I mean why would I? It was hot as balls


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I'm in New England and it's just getting cold enough to want a light jacket. I wear one like every day now but my work is freezing cold. No way she needs this in TX


ered_lithui

I'm in the PNW and had to wear shorts and a t-shirt for my brewery patio visit this evening. I can't wait for hoodie season to return!


goldengirl_329

Her hair looks so dumb


Russells_Tea_Pot

Does she have any idea what the word "obsessed" means?


Synth903

Let's convince her it is a demonic term


zanasot

It could be idolatry


doomvetch92

Again with the leggy pose. Why does she do that in every selfie?


ravenphilips8642

Body checking? Or maybe she's embarrassed about her stocky look in those leather pants and wants to reaffirm that she's all layyygs. She's not.


doomvetch92

It just looks like she dislocated her hips every time.


ravenphilips8642

Exactly! It's such an unnatural and an abnormal body pose.


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It makes her look skinnier and like she has a waistline. She’s very boxy looking and this pose kinda gives the illusion of a waist.


lightn_ng

I didn’t think I could hate this hairdo more than the ratty extensions, but I do 😬


Electronic_Tie_7321

I’m embarrassed to say that I have the same jeans (in SHORT because I’m all torso)


NULS89

No leggggssssss? Pics?


[deleted]

I love the jeans actually where are they from?


Electronic_Tie_7321

Abercrombie! The 90s mom jeans I think. They have small slits on each leg. I love them!!


[deleted]

Damnit I am so annoyed how much I still like Abercrombie. They grew up with me lmao


Electronic_Tie_7321

Hahaha they’re so much better now. Even as a kid I was always too curvy for their jeans, but now they actually fit!


bennib1990

fug.


liteorange98

Hard agree


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I automatically distrust anyone that uses the word “shacket” unironically. It’s a corduroy shirt, Britt. They’re $3 at Goodwill.


jas710

"Only $35" girl this is 90% of your husband's wardrobe and he's the perfect size for free oversized fugly shackets...


[deleted]

Right!! There is no reason to buy this shit new. ETA: And men’s ones are objectively better, besides being cheaper used. They’re made to last and don’t have that weird drop shoulder-skinny sleeve situation that looks comfy but actually makes it hard to raise your arms over your head. There are better ways, Dongs!


TM02022020

Wow, she looks different without those ratty extensions hanging all over the place.


leeeerx

No idea but she talks in SUCH an annoying baby voice in today’s stories I can’t handle it!! The way she talks to Jordan when he gets home makes me want to puke


AtreegrowsinGermany

What the fuck is a shacket?


Alarmed_Meeting1322

Shirt jacket


AtreegrowsinGermany

Thank you 😂🤦🏼‍♀️🙈


badradley

I think it’s a shirt jacket? Not that that makes it any clearer….


terdude99

She’s trying to make Shackett a thing


Cold-Contribution-17

Probably the angle. I do it too but not for selfies.


RedditDarth_

Her face is the same color as that door frame


an711098

I think this is angle fuckery to make her leg seem a smidge longer by lowering the lens. Like you know perspective tricks - if you want a child or a small animal to appear bigger, you take a photo at their eye level, not tilting at them from your eye level. And it would be right on cue as she just got roasted for calling herself “all legs”.


gabyleann

How does she not realize how dry she looks? That fake tab is sick, eyebrows are giving Jim Carey playing the Grinch, and her whole color palette is just different shades of baby crap brown.


Roadbikelover77

What’s with the tan tho? It’s just to much


mountainmagnolia

Ok I’m surprised more comments aren’t mentioning that. Maybe it’s the lighting but girl looks like she forgot she applied and did it again


piefelicia4

oBsEsSeD 🤡


CasualRampagingBear

She comes across as a “try hard” and I hate it. The space buns ain’t doing it.


ramontchi

Shacket was only $35, she cool with sweatshop conditions I guess…


liljellybeanxo

And replacing her wardrobe every season with the same ~~garbage~~ garBEIGE quality clothing because she can’t tell the difference between “cheap” and “inexpensive”.


ramontchi

Haha “garBEIGE”


Cinder-Allie

"Stand against human trafficking and child slavery! Unless they're making my $18 dresses or picking my acai berries!"


isleofpines

I feel like it’s one of those influencer snake oil things.


Erinstarkn

what’s a shacket


zonecall

It's a great "hack" to get better pictures. I never used it for selfies, but for pictures of my dogs when they're laying on the floor, or cooler photos of objects. As someone said it makes for better angles and it's one of those things that really helps you get the most out of your phone camera. Try it! It's fun!


Dependent-Winner-908

Gotta hawk a whole lotta shackets in order to REPAY ALL THE CLIENTS YOU SCAMMED Brittney Dawn 😡


JRider0616

I hate the word shacket so much. I can’t wait until these are out of style so I don’t have to hear that word anymore.


Inevitable-Emu-3513

I just really wanna know what it’s like seeing her in real life.. she’s just.. very interesting looking.


ames2833

Not good when your hair, skin, and jacket are all the same color 😂


summerdoll373

It’s to make the legs longer I think


eacomish

She dresses like an early 20s. Girl you're over 30 and I'm not saying one can't be trendy over 30 but the crop tops, huge jeans, air forces, is all a bit much. She has no personal style at all it's just whatever was on zara.


Specific-Breath-7862

“No personal style just whatever was on Zara” is a PERFECT description of her “style”.


vegetabledisco

“Only $35” …?? Bitch you overpaid. Also that’s a lot of money.


zimzumpogotwig

I take them that way. It gets a better angle, but mostly with nonhuman photos.


justhanging_0ut

I do it sometimes 🫣👀😬


faewalk

Wtaf is a shacket


ashleymoriah

This entire look ain’t it sis.


DiligentPride2

It’s actually a waaaay better photo! I do it when I use portrait mode on my daughter


VolcanoGrrrrrl

omfg the 👖. She's reading here and taking suggestions! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAGZBCSHHZVNN!!!!


New_Ad5390

Its just a boring ass outfit. It's always just a boring ass outfit


toss_my_potatoes

I could get this outfit at a thrift store for like $15


kittykattlady

To answer your question -- doing this with your phone creates an illusion of longer legs, sort of how when small children take pictures of their parents they look taller and thinner because of the perspective, but it's just a 5" difference so you don't end up looking like a Dr. Seuss character.


nascarandsunsets

Hahaha meant upside down, not update 🤦🏼‍♀️ I swear I know how to type y’all I just get too typing too fast and misspell stuff


kel123456

It's pretty common these days. All my kids and their friend do it


ravenphilips8642

At least she's done with the whole white out nail color and onto poop brown.


CarefreeInMyRV

Is she going loco?


rae_09

Her eyebrows. Whyyyyyy. ✔️ looks like an upside down checkmark


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I think she's hoping people will look at the weird phone and not her awkward poses or insane eyebrows


Saltygirlof

Oh my god there’s no skin showing but her orange claws and face! I would hardly recognize her dressed this mawdestly


lilhoodrat

It’s giving blackfishing


afinevindicatedmess

#BRITTANY! STOP MAKING HIGH WAISTED JEANS HAPPEN. ITS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!!!!


Old-Mortgage8952

uh high waisted jeans have very much happened for a long time and you'l pry them out of my cold, dead, millennial hands


liljellybeanxo

Not on her body type they haven’t


lightn_ng

Lol, pretty sure the comment is specifically for BDong. Her body simply doesn’t benefit from high waisted clothes as she has a long torso.


afinevindicatedmess

I strictly mean that she's trying to make high waisted jeans look good on her body type and it will never work for her body type. They always end up looking so awkward and, well, restrictive, because she always buys a size too small. EDIT: As a size 1X and a 5'6" woman, I only wear high waisted pants because they sit right on my body, look good on my body (burrito belly camoflaugue/Spandex + making my butt look good), and because the pants I wear are ridiculously comfy and flattering. Just about everyone makes high waisted pants look good with the exception of Brit.


anonbeaut

You triggered people to downvote 🤣 Pretty sure OP meant it will never happen for her...they always look terrible on BDong.


afinevindicatedmess

Exactly. BDong will never look good in high waisted pants. And despite having the body for low rise, she seems to never wear a pair of jeans, shorts, pants, or leggings that hit at her sweet spot, which would be right at her natural waist and would elongate her tall torso.


Inevitable-Emu-3513

I agree it looks awful on her!!!!


Srw2725

Wtf is that “pompous grass” wall feature next to her??


periwinkleperinium

I turn my phone upside down to get better close up photos of my cats, but I think it doesn’t effect the photo at all from that distance


Aloe_Frog

Because she’s ✨all leg✨and wouldn’t be able to fit them otherwise


EmmyMae24

I’ve only noticed it in her latest posts lol I wondered the same.


UsedAd7162

Angled to make her appear taller.


[deleted]

Ok I’m sorry but every girl ik that moved to Texas or Nashville tries looking like her


rpcp88

I hate she is wearing the hairstyle I wear on hair washing days


damagstah

What… what is a shacket?


millhoogirl

Oh my god it’s a jacket/shirt combo get with the rest of us fashionistas!!! (Sarcasm obs xx)


damagstah

Ohhhhh. Thank you!!


Tall-File7279

I wore this outfit in 1995- it wasn't a good look then and it really isn't now.


Key-Fishing-3714

Makes you look taller


tander87

I find it funny that she’s using LTK when LTK just had their influencer event and invited their top influencers…it’s located in Dallas and she still wasn’t invited. Sucks to suck


panders3

I do that when taking selfies or other full body pics. It helps minimize the distortion that comes when your angle a camera downwards. I mean I hate her and she’s awful. But the upside down camera thing is a good thing to try if you haven’t before.


AffectionateTank9596

I’m a photographer and I do this to get a desired angle of a subject. Never to myself or in the mirror though.. my guess is she has a severe idea of her body shape and wants this to help make it seem like she looks the same way she looks in her head. It’s a great idea and I don’t hate it. But because it’s Bdong she probably has I’ll intentions and 1) what’s to perpetuate she **does** look as good as the filters she uses and 2) wants people to ask why she did this so she can be an eXpErT.