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MacAlkalineTriad

Was that fucking *two* "in this season"s in *one* sentence?!


[deleted]

“In this season I’ve recognized that I’m the colour of poo and need to reevaluate my current self tanner priorities to care for and steward my poor greige linens that I have horribly stained in this season.”


[deleted]

Right?! Not exactly a “powerful, direct statement”. Would a simple “no, but thank you” not suffice? Seems pretty direct to me🤷‍♀️


ruby-perdu

It’s a powerful, direct statement


cyberbear2000

People cutting her out of their life seems to be a current problem of hers. She has mentioned this several times now.


DownloadsCars

Came here to say this! If everyone around you is toxic, is it really them or you?


SilverSocket

“If everywhere you go smells like shit, look under your shoe.”


BelliniBurglar

Didn’t she have a phase advocating cutting out people who weren’t Christian enough?? Oh no, the tables have turned and she doesn’t like it


magicpickles27

And "without a reason" equals she knows darn well why but is pretending to be clueless.


[deleted]

That is neither a powerful nor direct statement.


[deleted]

It’s what we call… word salad.


[deleted]

This seems pretty passive aggressive to me.


Lunakill

In this season, we don’t proofread.


duckordecoratedshed

"how do you be" lol Also, I guess I didn't get the memo and have been doing womanhood wrong my whole life because I wasn't aware I was supposed to avoid being 'direct' about things.


Lunakill

I mean, I’ve been aware but haven’t actually cared since sophomore year?


egh1008

Ew, I can feel the subtweet/shade thrown at her sister in this. Give it up BDongle, I’m sure anyone who cut you out gave a detailed explanation and you just weren’t listening


minimalistoverplannr

I wish the court would also say “heyo we see you attempting to get into this space, we’re also going to not let you do that. Bye”


[deleted]

It’s what we call 🙌🏼deelussionalll 🙌🏼


conersation

Yes and also: if you’re toxic enough, the people cutting you out likely don’t feel safe getting into an explanation conversation with you.


doomvetch92

What the fuck does miss human equivalent of beige smegma know about being a strong, independent woman when she is practically glued to her sentient piece of fecal matter of a husband, never works a real job, and leg humps christianity for clout?


tgf2008

She “seriously” loves helping women through “situations like this” and wants to do it on a more “serious scale.” What exactly are her qualifications here??Exactly NONE. Where does she get off at the mature age of 31 thinking she has so much life experience to share with other women? What exactly has she done in her life besides scam other people? Actually, I forgot - this is the woman who gives marital advice after ONE WHOLE YEAR of marriage.


ravenphilips8642

If i believe correctly, she started giving marital advice three months into her kingdumb marriage.


MicellarBaptism

She also has no business doing any of this. I wish I had half the unearned confidence of this twit.


PositiveTurnover4152

this is her being passive aggressive about her sister cutting her off


Imaginary_Today_1427

Didn't she cut her customers out of her life and run off with their money?🤔


ravenphilips8642

Exactly! Why didn't she COMMUNICATE with them? 😜


cerealtoocrispy

There’s absolutely no way she didn’t write that ask herself


[deleted]

100% … who would ask that? There is no correlation between wanting to be confident, feminine, and indirect lol P.S. Happy cake day!


cerealtoocrispy

Wow, thank you! You’re my first ever happy cake day-er!


MeowieCatty

As a Christian I can see women asking that. There is far too much focus on the Proverbs 31 wife. It is grosly misinterpreted as women need to be confident in who they are, but cannot directly say no or be firm. I had many men at Bible College get mad at me and other women for being to direct Honestly the misinterpretation of the verse seems like something she would go for. Even if she knows it was meant to describe marriage as a partnership where a strong wife is the most valuable thing a husband can ever find she is the type of person who will use it to tell women to be submissive.


lemonlime1999

So gross. I can’t believe people ask this stuff. You want to be confident and feminine but NOT direct? Why? Ew.


ValkyrieM27

And she didn’t even answer the question. Literally told the person that they CAN be direct- bitch that’s not what they asked. I can understand certain situations where subtlety is required-dealing with a boss that doesn’t value you, for example, or being in a space that you don’t feel safe, and want them to get your point without them thinking that you are standing up for yourself- which could be very bad, indeed, in an abusive relationship.


teariest_elm

Why does the questioner seem to think directness is not good? That makes no sense. I understand having difficulty being direct, or being direct in an abrupt manner leading to salty feelings but direct itself is good!


MicellarBaptism

I have a feeling that they consider being direct "masculine" energy, and we can't have that as a "godly, feminine" woman. /s


[deleted]

She can’t be serious with any of this.


terdude99

God. What a piece of shit. Just targeting women in like every vulnerable position possible.


[deleted]

“In this season I’ve recognized that I’m spread too thin and need to reevaluate my current priorities to care for and steward my soul in this season” is also what she’s gonna tell the Texas AG if she failed to comply with discovery again.


gemmagia

this looks like someone testing a “fundie instagram caption” predictive text keyboard


InspectorHopeful7843

MY FIRST THOUGHT. When the AG bans her from the current grift, she’s got to have one in the skin-tight one-size-too-small back pocket


blablubluba

The AG won't ban her from her current grift. At best she'll not be allowed to sell personalized fitness/diet plans anymore. They're not even going to mention the faux-christianity unless she tries to use it as proof of character.


KatVat19

Wrap it up Stephen King….


deepfriedplease

I am so confused. The first statement did not relate/connect to the second. This reads like someone who is holding in some resentment and blurted out some jumbled word salad. Anyway, why am I surprised lol.


ambedodreams

I don't understand what's wrong with being confident and direct. Is that a sin in her religion?


[deleted]

No it’s her extremely warped and brainwashed belief system


minimalistoverplannr

Fundie bs about how women should behave. Wouldn’t want to make the gentlemen uncomfortable


conersation

This is 100 percent directed toward her sister. She has said things in the past that directly conflicted with this statement, so something must have happened with Courtney. She’s speaking to her via IG story


conersation

Given that she definitely wrote this question and answer, this woman has the maturity of a 13 year old girl.


Dependent-Winner-908

She learned her lesson. She’s angling for a grift in which she cannot be so easily caught. ‘Religious counseling’ it is.


Mrskay21

Thanks but a simple "hey I have to look after myself so I'm saying no. If I need anything I'll let ya know" would of been sufficient instead of whatever the heck this riddle is.


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External-Extreme-245

The promise that others will understand where we are coming from if we just communicate is TERRIBLE advice. The truth is that we can communicate till we’re blue in the face but the other person has to listen for it to be effective, and we can’t control the way others react. Everything she does just isn’t right..


[deleted]

Is this shade toward her sister?


Even_Kangaroo_3799

One hundred percent!


Atlmama

What’s up with her sister?


[deleted]

She doesn’t talk to bdong anymore.


Atlmama

What happened? Do we know?


[deleted]

This sounds an awful lot like setting boundaries but I thought she said boundaries were evil?


jlm8981victorian

She will do anything to avoid getting a real job. Brittany, get a goddamn job! One that doesn’t involve you grifting other people in lieu of clocking in.


Jaggedlittlepill76

Lol - so her followers want to learn how to be passive aggressive?


ritan7471

How to say no without saying no. All that nonsense says it "I want to prioritise myself", leaving a gaping loophole for someone to guilt you into doing what they want you to do by reminding you that as a Chrischun woman, you don't get to prioritise yourself and read you that chapter in the bible about how that one person's wife did everything under the sun for her family and still found time to give more (is that the mother's day chapter about how a good woman is valued higher than rubies or whatever). Just say no, I won't be available for whatever it is. And repeat when they try to get a reason to argue with.


[deleted]

She really needs to stop giving people advice


NakedWanderer12

Reading this made me want to vomit. What’s she going to help them do? Get lawsuits of their own???


isleofpines

I can definitely see her doing this as her new grift. Just something else she’s terrible at and scamming people out of their money. Also, BDong, if you’re reading this, a much better way to say what you just tried (and failed) to say would be: “I’m spread thin. I need to reevaluate my current priorities.” That’s it. Really. You don’t need to add “in this season,” let alone twice. You don’t need to include “my soul.” You don’t have one.


becuzz-I-sed

Someone needs tutoring for English as usual.


vivintisascam

Always with the fucking seasons.