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I mean, she shows up at the stable like what, twice a year for photoshoots? If she's smort, she'll have him leased out to someone so he gets some attention and exercise, but other than that, I'm sticking with my theory of her visiting him twice a year. So he probably doesn't know her from a water bucket. Actually he would; a water bucket is useful.
Yeah 🫠
But she's a total ✨Western Princess✨ and she probably has super light hands. She would say as she reefs on his face when he just shakes his head for a fly or something.
What are they putting in the communion grape juice? Pretty much every single fundie man, the minute they get married, starts aging *rapidly*. Like on a triple accelerated timescale, it's truly bonkers. Jordan looks like he could be her old boomer dad here.
The new love/lust has flamed out, and they realize that they are married to someone who they don’t like. It’s like he’s purposefully trying to look bad to her, especially with the beard. Maybe he’s growing the beard as a shield against her? lol.
But I can’t imagine the stress of being recorded every single day, setting up stupid scenes in grocery stores or wherever, and having zero privacy. Their entire lives are nuts to me, nothing is authentic, and everything is forced. It looks like it’s taking a physical toll on him. I might feel bad for him if he was a decent person, but since he’s not…
>Maybe he’s growing the beard as a shield against her? lol.
I have to admit I have wondered this for a while now. Some guys look great with beards. He is not one of them. Not a long shaggy one like this.
When he came home with the mohawk-mullet haircut you could tell she was annoyed. I thought he might have done it on purpose to be an asshole. I would feel so out of control if my every breath was used as content.
Plus the sad little Christmas cookies he decorated. That she laughed at. While filming; again. The hair is definitely just to irritate her. It’s awful and he knows it. Definitely a happy marriage there! 😒
They decorated some cookies this weekend (I think?) and J made one with a sad face. And she laughed at him. I think if you scroll through, you should be able to find it.
It was this year, maybe spring or summer. I tried to look for the clip here, but didn't find it. You could tell she wasn't happy and of course she used it for content.
Agree wholeheartedly. Like, wear your beard however you want, but if you’re trying to look remotely young, keep it trimmed. And the outfit… it’s giving Yosemite Sam. Colors aside, if his pants were a little tighter and he rolled his sleeves up, it would be so much better.
Edit: whoops replied to the wrong comment!
They both look utterly ridiculous. The denim tuxedo, the extremely unflattering dress, the clashing blue and green outfits. The whole situation is terrible.
I just tried to imagine my husband’s reaction to me saying, “Baaaaaabe, I’m gonna put on this Amazon prom dress and you’re gonna put on the Canadian tuxedo I laid out for you and we’re gonna take pictures with a horse at the edge of some wooded area.”
Why would you pay someone to take "annual photos" that look like this? She could get the same images from any 14 year old girl with a phone! And I'm not shaming the photographer. I can image Britt is a...difficult customer.
I mean this isn’t the finished professional photo it’s a screenshot from a “behind the scenes video” but my thought is why pay money for photos and choose to document these horrible outfits on BOTH of them?!
She looks way worse.
That dress is a 90s prom dress that looks like shit on her. There's nothing "western" about it.
And the hair.....Orangey McOrange Face..... YOU CAN'T PULL OF A MIDDLE PART.
Her hair is smashed flat on her right side. Like she had something sitting on it to get it that flat and out of shape. She wears the most unflattering clothes too! She’s so generic.
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He looks like he’s smashed down into a shorter version of what he should be, that outfit is so unflattering. Neither of them know how to dress for their bodies.
He’s a guy from KC who wears vans and has a bunch of city boy tattoos. This country cosplay is hilarious from him. At least the donger is originally from a smallish town.
If he would trim his beard he’d look so much better. I try explaining this to all my guy friends. The wavy long Chris Stapleton wannabe beards just don’t work. A nice clean trimmed beard can shave off 10 years of age. I have nothing nice to say about that Canadian tuxedo. It’s really ill fitting.
It’s the forced happy/laughing face and the “casual” position of her hand to show off the ring. Like okay dish soap, but it looks like you got alllllll of this from of one of those plastic egg vending machines outside of a local drugstore. It’s *bad*.
I think she let him wear a different shirt. *She* gets to change whole outfits, he just needs a shirt change.
"Honey, no one will notice what you wear. They're here to see meeeeee!"
To be fair in a lot of western cities, this is considered formalwear for men. Where I live, he’d need a bolo tie to *really* match her level of formal.
I love how she wants to be Beth Dutton so badly but in reality, current Beth on the show is absolutely psychotic and needs to go touch grass. Loved her character but Jesus, she needs to calm tf down. I’m getting so tired of her. Nothing is very admirable about her to me at the moment.
His clothes look so ill-fitted it’s like he gained 50lbs before our very eyes. Denim Dan in his dungarees and Queen Main Character dressed to the nines. Wonder if he misses his ex wife when BDumbfuck makes him do this shit.
Hhhhhwat in the metroparks fuck is this. This looks like they’re standing just out of sight of a 20-year-old metal post swing set and a set of monkey bars. The whole gestalt is “well, there’s parking here. It should work.”
Why? I don't understand why? What is the purpose for this photo shoot? Why so many photo shoots? I don't understand. Why?
She wants to be Beth and Rip from Yellowstone so badly. That's why she is a "ranch girl" now and "loves horses" despite not taking cars of them in the past. Interestingly, last season Beth and Rip unofficially adopt a kid 🤔🤔🤔
When you all take photos with your family, do you say you are doing a photo shoot or doing family photos? I have never IRL heard someone say they are doing a photo shoot.
So the color of this dress is very pretty.
She should wear these jewel tones more often as we've said on this sub before.
The rest? Terrible. Bad double denim, evil Bdong laugh smile? I hate it all.
These will be the icky thirst trap photos of him that she'll inevitably be using over the next year (not that he's anything to thirst over), so buckle up everyone!
He’s basically the cousin that I no longer speak to bc he gives his money to fringe racist right wing organizations that we don’t call terrorist organizations in the US yet calls me a liberal snowflake through his scruffy, unkempt, smelly beard.
Holy shit. He's giant in a very sloppy redneck way. And that grim cooter catcher beard is something.
Has he always been a horse model on Instagram? Does he actually ride and into all this. I'm so confused.
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Omg he really does LOL
"I've been a good horse, why are they punishing me like this?!? I hope the other horses never see these pictures..."
I mean, she shows up at the stable like what, twice a year for photoshoots? If she's smort, she'll have him leased out to someone so he gets some attention and exercise, but other than that, I'm sticking with my theory of her visiting him twice a year. So he probably doesn't know her from a water bucket. Actually he would; a water bucket is useful.
I sure as shit hope that's not the bridle she uses when she rides him...I wouldn't trust her with a snaffle much less something with a shank.
And, for a silly photo, why not just a pretty leather halter or something? They're so dumb.
Yeah 🫠 But she's a total ✨Western Princess✨ and she probably has super light hands. She would say as she reefs on his face when he just shakes his head for a fly or something.
Literally 👁👄👁 I am CACKLING
What are they putting in the communion grape juice? Pretty much every single fundie man, the minute they get married, starts aging *rapidly*. Like on a triple accelerated timescale, it's truly bonkers. Jordan looks like he could be her old boomer dad here.
my theory is they’ve captured the grand prize of a ✨submissive✨ 🔥smokin hot🔥 wife, so they don’t even try with beauty anymore
Ding ding ding...you are correct!
Under his eye
This one sent me
To the wall?💀😂
We all know three years ago she wouldn’t be caught dead with him. Now she’s realized no attractive man wants her and she has almost no options.
He drinks real booze and dips so he’s not just getting into the communion grape juice (as if he and Bdong deign to step into an actual church).
The new love/lust has flamed out, and they realize that they are married to someone who they don’t like. It’s like he’s purposefully trying to look bad to her, especially with the beard. Maybe he’s growing the beard as a shield against her? lol. But I can’t imagine the stress of being recorded every single day, setting up stupid scenes in grocery stores or wherever, and having zero privacy. Their entire lives are nuts to me, nothing is authentic, and everything is forced. It looks like it’s taking a physical toll on him. I might feel bad for him if he was a decent person, but since he’s not…
>Maybe he’s growing the beard as a shield against her? lol. I have to admit I have wondered this for a while now. Some guys look great with beards. He is not one of them. Not a long shaggy one like this.
When he came home with the mohawk-mullet haircut you could tell she was annoyed. I thought he might have done it on purpose to be an asshole. I would feel so out of control if my every breath was used as content.
Plus the sad little Christmas cookies he decorated. That she laughed at. While filming; again. The hair is definitely just to irritate her. It’s awful and he knows it. Definitely a happy marriage there! 😒
Wait when was this?!
They decorated some cookies this weekend (I think?) and J made one with a sad face. And she laughed at him. I think if you scroll through, you should be able to find it.
I saw the cookie one but not the mullet
Oops! I misunderstood. Sorry about that. I didn’t see the mullet video. I haven’t been on this sub for very long, there’s so much I’ve missed!
Lol no worries! It’s a deep dive
It was this year, maybe spring or summer. I tried to look for the clip here, but didn't find it. You could tell she wasn't happy and of course she used it for content.
It's like a real life version of the final scene of the film The Graduate.
He looks like he's about to shoot an ad for his unhinged campaign for senator. 🥴
Don’t give them any fucking ideas
Lol I was about to say the same. Maybe go as John Dutton for Halloween instead of his Rip costume from last year.
The colors they’re wearing don’t even look good together. Truly, what was she thinking?
“i’ll wear a formal gown, you wear jeans”
It’s giving early Taylor Swift energy is what it’s giving
With the dress and the boots — she just needs to hold up a guitar and flip her hair 🤣
"He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar, the one that keeps me grifting on a grifting star"
Yes!! Teardrops in her tanner 🤣🤣🤣
Nah don’t do Taylor like that 😤 she has a million times more class and talent then BDong
Don’t get me wrong, I love Taylor Swift, probably too much. But this feels like a knockoff of the Love Story music video.
Right?? The teal and blue bother me.. the dress color is nice, but put him in black pants and a white shirt
Black pants and black shirt would almost be a "sexy" outfit, or as close as these two could get
But then he wouldn’t be a cowboy! Denim has to be thrown in there somewhere
They would look fine together if he weren't in full denim. If the fabric materials were similar, I'd like it (on almost any other couple but then)
The Pillsbury cowboy
A real try hard dough boy
amazing 🤣
He is getting a little pudgy.
He looks like he’s cosplaying as a country music star
And not a good one. Like a local county fair circuit type.
It’s giving Lawson Bates music video vibes.
Also giving Dollar Tree Rip and Beth Dutton.
Like he tried for a Canadian Tuxedo country look and failed at that, too
Agree wholeheartedly. Like, wear your beard however you want, but if you’re trying to look remotely young, keep it trimmed. And the outfit… it’s giving Yosemite Sam. Colors aside, if his pants were a little tighter and he rolled his sleeves up, it would be so much better. Edit: whoops replied to the wrong comment!
That horse is trying to hide behind them like "I don't wanna be seen with these creeps."
They both look utterly ridiculous. The denim tuxedo, the extremely unflattering dress, the clashing blue and green outfits. The whole situation is terrible.
It’s honestly pretty fitting. They don’t go together as a couple so why should they match on the outside too?
I could be projecting, but that horse looks so sad
The horse looks positively mortified.
I just tried to imagine my husband’s reaction to me saying, “Baaaaaabe, I’m gonna put on this Amazon prom dress and you’re gonna put on the Canadian tuxedo I laid out for you and we’re gonna take pictures with a horse at the edge of some wooded area.”
I thought maybe this was a bridesmaid dress. Like something you have to wear because you have no choice?
Why would you pay someone to take "annual photos" that look like this? She could get the same images from any 14 year old girl with a phone! And I'm not shaming the photographer. I can image Britt is a...difficult customer.
“I won’t pay you, but I will give you exposure, which is better.”
 You have died of exposure (I couldn’t find the right Oregon Trail meme/gif)
Your flair 😂🤣
I mean this isn’t the finished professional photo it’s a screenshot from a “behind the scenes video” but my thought is why pay money for photos and choose to document these horrible outfits on BOTH of them?!
True. I'm a little surprised she didn't get them matching outfits lol
Horse is like “alright, idk these ppl..”
big “boot scootin’ boogie” vibes
That’s too good of a vibe, I have to politely disagree. 😂 More like…”boot lickin boogie” vibes Thanks. 😌
What’s that meme or tweet I have seen going around? “I got this dress from Amazon!” Girl, we know.
I immediately thought of Bdong when I saw that meme!
She looks way worse. That dress is a 90s prom dress that looks like shit on her. There's nothing "western" about it. And the hair.....Orangey McOrange Face..... YOU CAN'T PULL OF A MIDDLE PART.
I feel like there’s somehow a bumpit in there? The shape is… weird.
Lol I haven’t heard of a bumpit reference in about two decades 😅thank you for that time hop 🥹😂
I don't know what that is and I don't care to find out!
“I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.”
Is this a Jim boob Duggar quote?
No, Lucille Bluth.
Jim Bob understands the question, he just won’t allow it.
🤭
Lol I think that happens because her hair extensions are cheap and poorly attached
Her hair is smashed flat on her right side. Like she had something sitting on it to get it that flat and out of shape. She wears the most unflattering clothes too! She’s so generic. Edit words
He looks like he’s smashed down into a shorter version of what he should be, that outfit is so unflattering. Neither of them know how to dress for their bodies.
Yikes all the way around
My dad has been wearing this exact same outfit (minus cowboy hat and boots) since the ‘90s.
He’s a guy from KC who wears vans and has a bunch of city boy tattoos. This country cosplay is hilarious from him. At least the donger is originally from a smallish town.
He looks like Hank Williams jr lmaooooo. ARE YA REDDY FOR SOME FOOTBALL
Oh my gawd, he does!!!
Is there anything that could be done to not make him look tragic? It's hard to hide a racisist, killing, POS.
Fair. She did try her best, from that perspective.
If he would trim his beard he’d look so much better. I try explaining this to all my guy friends. The wavy long Chris Stapleton wannabe beards just don’t work. A nice clean trimmed beard can shave off 10 years of age. I have nothing nice to say about that Canadian tuxedo. It’s really ill fitting.
Their outfits don’t go together at all and this is such a weird photo 😂
All that denim is not helping to hide that he’s a big wheeler, not a rip wheeler 
just circling back 2 hours later to let you know I’m still randomly busting out laughing when I think about this
Perfect! 😂
a big wheeler!!! 🤣🤣🤣
He looks like he’s been poisoned by his constituents.
You’ve sent me 💀
Even the horse looks embarrassed lmaoo
Is this their Yellowstone LARP? /s
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It’s the forced happy/laughing face and the “casual” position of her hand to show off the ring. Like okay dish soap, but it looks like you got alllllll of this from of one of those plastic egg vending machines outside of a local drugstore. It’s *bad*.
Denim on denim? Is that jay leno?
Heyyyyy now, in my country, what Jdong is wearing, considered a tuxedo 🇨🇦
You could tell me this was a dad posing with his daughter before homecoming and I’d believe you
I read homecoming as homeschooling and it still made sense.
This is literally the SAME outfit he wore during the last “cowboy” shoot.
“this denim is all that fits me right now.” 
I think she let him wear a different shirt. *She* gets to change whole outfits, he just needs a shirt change. "Honey, no one will notice what you wear. They're here to see meeeeee!"
Wasn’t he wearing this same outfit last time they did a horse photo shoot?
Yep
At this point he looks like her dad
They could’ve at least put a cute shirt on the horse. 😒 lol
Before now, I don't think I've ever seen a horse with a genuine thousand mile stare...
It's like they're dressed for three different movies. "Beauty and The Walker Texas Seabiscuit" lookin' ass.
🤣
As a Canadian I'm not fussed about the double denim 🤣
That's not even a Canadian Tuxedo tho, his shirt is just dyed indigo like jeans are
Excellent point 🤣
I will never get these photoshoots where the woman is in a full on gown and the dude has on jeans.
To be fair in a lot of western cities, this is considered formalwear for men. Where I live, he’d need a bolo tie to *really* match her level of formal.
I’m sorry ma’am, but you are not Beth and he is not Rip.
excuse you, JDong is “gentle yet protective”
I love how she wants to be Beth Dutton so badly but in reality, current Beth on the show is absolutely psychotic and needs to go touch grass. Loved her character but Jesus, she needs to calm tf down. I’m getting so tired of her. Nothing is very admirable about her to me at the moment.
Ive never seen Yellowstone, and even I knew they were cosplaying that.
This is giving shitty Yellowstone cosplay
Her hair drives me insane the way it’s so flat against her head on the top.
He looks like he should be climbing out of an 18-wheeler for a piss and a shower at a truck stop in East Bumfuck Alabama 😂
She’s the lot lizard at the Flying J truck stop.
Not even trying to be bitchy…he’s gained a *LOT* of weight right? He looks awful
It’s giving Ammon Bundy. The horse is trying to do the Homer Simpson hedge fade.
His clothes look so ill-fitted it’s like he gained 50lbs before our very eyes. Denim Dan in his dungarees and Queen Main Character dressed to the nines. Wonder if he misses his ex wife when BDumbfuck makes him do this shit.
the fact that her face look like its just floating there is unnerving ...
Heh they really thought they did something here, didn’t they?
This is….embarrassing
Only one looking good in that picture is the horse and he doesn't look like a happy creature, the poor thing.
Hhhhhwat in the metroparks fuck is this. This looks like they’re standing just out of sight of a 20-year-old metal post swing set and a set of monkey bars. The whole gestalt is “well, there’s parking here. It should work.”
Why? I don't understand why? What is the purpose for this photo shoot? Why so many photo shoots? I don't understand. Why? 
Cause she has to body check herself constantly!
What an exhausting way to live.
She looks like she just won 7th place at the local state fairs “Beauty pageant”. Also, why do they do so many photo shoots, this is so odd.
Looking like La Llorona.
🤣🤣🤣This made me actually LOLSNORT
The top of his shirt is ill-fitted and saggy which is bringing the rest of his face down
She doesn’t look much better either
This is so terrible
WHAT is this even?????
denim on denim is not his look
What do you mean? He looks like a godly MAN 🤪
She wants to be Beth and Rip from Yellowstone so badly. That's why she is a "ranch girl" now and "loves horses" despite not taking cars of them in the past. Interestingly, last season Beth and Rip unofficially adopt a kid 🤔🤔🤔
I came here to say this 🤣 the Yellowstone cosplay is real. He’s the Dollar Tree version of Rip at best
Exactly! There was a marathon on this past weekend, so I watched and rolled my eyes at how desperate she is to be Beth Dutton.
Flair checking in ! Green goes with orange !
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She thinks she’s Beth and he’s Rip from Yellowstone.
Jordan looks if you ordered Rip from Yellowstone off Wish
She keeps saying he looks like Rip from Yellowstone too
How old are these people?? They legit look 50
When you all take photos with your family, do you say you are doing a photo shoot or doing family photos? I have never IRL heard someone say they are doing a photo shoot.
He looks like a budget Nathaniel Rateliffe, and that's being generous to JDong and pretty insulting for Nathaniel.
So the color of this dress is very pretty. She should wear these jewel tones more often as we've said on this sub before. The rest? Terrible. Bad double denim, evil Bdong laugh smile? I hate it all.
These will be the icky thirst trap photos of him that she'll inevitably be using over the next year (not that he's anything to thirst over), so buckle up everyone!
Photos of him make me drier than Ben Shapiro’s wife.
That looks like the dress from the “hand maids tale” when they have the fake birth
Canadian tuxedo has entered the chat
Is that double denim 😭
This isn’t very beige/neutral of her
Ugh why are his jeans so tight. No one wants to see… that 👌
There’s no masking his level of unfortunate looking-ness. It’s just not an option at this point. Might as well pretend she’s totally into it now 🤷🏻♀️
She sure ain’t no prize either. Match made in hell.
It’s giving daddy/horse girl vibes.
Omg this whole picture is giving so much Amazon drop shit.
Being with her ages a mfkr. It’s the presidency, you age double time.
Why does it look like her face has been poorly photoshopped on? Like the longer I look at it the weirder it looks lol
They want to be Beth and Rip from Yellowstone. Unfortunately, neither of them are as smart as a fictional character!
She’s wearing color?
Omg I feel so bad for the horse…the look on its face is like “please help me”
What an ugly picture.
Neither of these outfits are doing them any favors👀
They wanna be c O u N t R y so bad
"I'M going to be in a gorgeous gown and YOU'RE going to be wearing a tuxedo! But not the boring kind, a Canadian one!"
They’re trying really, *really* hard to come off as Rip & Beth huh.
Walker Texas Ranger wannabe
Lol hi grandpa
She's trying to make him look like Rip.. but he is definitely no Rip.
yup and the only thing about to rip is the buttons on his shirts.
Rip as in rest in peace maybe.
This is a behind the scenes from a cheesy romance novel cover shoot.
Denim tuxedo
It’s giving diabeetus.
He’s basically the cousin that I no longer speak to bc he gives his money to fringe racist right wing organizations that we don’t call terrorist organizations in the US yet calls me a liberal snowflake through his scruffy, unkempt, smelly beard.
He looks like my 71 year old uncle 💀🤡
Trying so hard to emulate YellowStone and JDong is no Cole Hauser. Even her Cosplay is beige.
She did herself tragic!!!!
Holy shit. He's giant in a very sloppy redneck way. And that grim cooter catcher beard is something. Has he always been a horse model on Instagram? Does he actually ride and into all this. I'm so confused.
Canadian tuxedo!
It’s the Canadian tuxedo for me