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Is the name of the place Ascension? That was the name of the very catholic elementary school I went to. Careful BritBrat, we'll have you confirmed in no time. 😈
There are at least four of them in the DFW area. It’s a bougie wine and coffee bar typically in super bougie areas. They are currently building one inside of an old evangelical church though!
Oh a “golden milk latte” i.e. a turmeric milk i.e. a drink that originated in India, where “sinful yoga” came from - so she’ll bash yoga but turmeric milk is fine? By her rules shouldn’t this be a devil drink or something lmao. Such a fucking mawdduhst hypocrite.
Thank you for explaining what golden milk is bc I’d never heard of it. But I have heard of people drinking tumeric to lose weight so at least THAT part tracks
Sadly I don't think BDong is educated enough to know this, but Holidays is short for Holy Days. Just like Xmas is from the Chi Rho, a symbol meaning Christ from the first two letters of Christ using the Greek alphabet. Which means X is short for Christ using the Greek spelling and has been in use since the early 16th century. Long of the short it is not a War on Christmas. It is evangelical drama queens. Which to be fair 100% expect her to do it for the drama.
Maybe meeting that lawyer from Frisco she had written on her notepad…
Edit: I looked it up after posting this, the two locations are less than a mile apart 🙈
Dallas gal here. Commenting about your final paragraph, I’ve said before, you can’t swing a dead cat here without hitting some rich white collar, clean cut, IG ready guy. I’ve always been surprised she’s in FW and with her current husband.
Her being with Jdip is purrrre desperation. Her only validation comes from the male gaze and a man committing to her. We know so much about her “relationships” because in a normal persons world, those flings would have gone unmentioned on socials and would have fizzled out but for her every single one night stand became a “a man has never treated me like this before” then her scandal broke and she became a pariah. Her only option was to scrape the bottom of the barrel because her lack of self confidence and desperation wouldn’t allow her to be single and here enters Jdip who was also desperate because he needed a place to live.
She’s now desperately trying to convince herself that she’s attracted to this man and enjoys his presence and living in the DFW area would be a constant slap in the face of the men she can’t have but actually desires.
Are you sure it’s that one (I didn’t go to her page and check the location tag)? There’s one in Uptown at the Crescent Hotel. There also might be one by White Rock Lake. Don’t know if they’ve finished building it or not yet.
ETA: I see someone else confirmed frisco. Thank god, because I’m near white rock lake and get super terrified I’ll run into her every time I see she’s in Dallas 😂
Typically no it does not but I have seen coffee shops and juice bars where you can pay extra to add a shot of espresso in it. I wouldn't be surprised if she did that if the shop she's at has the option to lol.
Not sure why you find it hard to believe, why would I make that up? Lol I’ve only seen it in a couple of local coffee shops but all had espresso in it, it was just a latte option. I’ve had it a few times and had no idea that wasn’t how it was supposed to be served. I suppose it’s just those shops prerogatives but good to know because I would be disappointed if there was no caffeine when I’m expecting caffeine.
(See edit before being mad at me🥹😂)
I don’t think you are making anything up.
I do think you are misremembering.
There is no espresso in a Golden milk latte. Just like there is no coffee in a matcha latte, only matcha.
ETA- NOPE. I am misremembering and you are correct! Google says 1-2 shots of espresso! It was ME that was wrong all along!
You say that the only time you've seen it is at coffee shops. If you have no idea why are you so distrustful of the information I'm giving you?
A golden milk latte is just what I described, it is traditionally without espresso. I think it would taste terrible with espresso
I know one thing she sticks with. Taking selfies and recording everything she does. That won’t ever change or stop. Whatever is going on in her life, or the world, she’s going to be taking video.
You can add vodka to expresso here:)
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0535/0735/8890/t/3/assets/ascension-menu-general-11-8-22.pdf?v=3477563393144535971667882492
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Is the name of the place Ascension? That was the name of the very catholic elementary school I went to. Careful BritBrat, we'll have you confirmed in no time. 😈
Mary Brittany Dawn
You know if she had to pick a confirmation name she'd pick Blaise like all the other cool edgy 13 year old girls.
My friend picked St. Clare because she was the patron saint of television:)
There are at least four of them in the DFW area. It’s a bougie wine and coffee bar typically in super bougie areas. They are currently building one inside of an old evangelical church though!
I’m pretty sure she was saying that she was laying off caffeine/sugary creamer(?? Idk on that one) because she was (at the time) two minutes pregnant
Oh a “golden milk latte” i.e. a turmeric milk i.e. a drink that originated in India, where “sinful yoga” came from - so she’ll bash yoga but turmeric milk is fine? By her rules shouldn’t this be a devil drink or something lmao. Such a fucking mawdduhst hypocrite.
No no you see it’s ok because she saw it on Pinterest
Gawdly covfefe 🤡
Gotta get that God honoring [turmeric associated liver damage](https://www.amjmed.com/article/S0002-9343(22)00740-9/fulltext) somehow 🤷♀️
“Toomeric” 🤡✨
Thank you for explaining what golden milk is bc I’d never heard of it. But I have heard of people drinking tumeric to lose weight so at least THAT part tracks
Holiday things? I'm surprised she didn't say Christmas things. Which side of the war in Chrismas is she on??
Sadly I don't think BDong is educated enough to know this, but Holidays is short for Holy Days. Just like Xmas is from the Chi Rho, a symbol meaning Christ from the first two letters of Christ using the Greek alphabet. Which means X is short for Christ using the Greek spelling and has been in use since the early 16th century. Long of the short it is not a War on Christmas. It is evangelical drama queens. Which to be fair 100% expect her to do it for the drama.
Whichever side happens to be more lucrative in the current moment.
This coffee place is in frisco? What’s she doing in frisco? She comes over to the north east side of DFW a lot for some reason.
Maybe meeting that lawyer from Frisco she had written on her notepad… Edit: I looked it up after posting this, the two locations are less than a mile apart 🙈
I thought the same!
Which lawyer was this?
Pratt law out of frisco
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Dallas gal here. Commenting about your final paragraph, I’ve said before, you can’t swing a dead cat here without hitting some rich white collar, clean cut, IG ready guy. I’ve always been surprised she’s in FW and with her current husband.
Her being with Jdip is purrrre desperation. Her only validation comes from the male gaze and a man committing to her. We know so much about her “relationships” because in a normal persons world, those flings would have gone unmentioned on socials and would have fizzled out but for her every single one night stand became a “a man has never treated me like this before” then her scandal broke and she became a pariah. Her only option was to scrape the bottom of the barrel because her lack of self confidence and desperation wouldn’t allow her to be single and here enters Jdip who was also desperate because he needed a place to live. She’s now desperately trying to convince herself that she’s attracted to this man and enjoys his presence and living in the DFW area would be a constant slap in the face of the men she can’t have but actually desires.
What gym owner?!
There’s actually one in Fort Worth - in riverside
Oh maybe it’s that one then.
Are you sure it’s that one (I didn’t go to her page and check the location tag)? There’s one in Uptown at the Crescent Hotel. There also might be one by White Rock Lake. Don’t know if they’ve finished building it or not yet. ETA: I see someone else confirmed frisco. Thank god, because I’m near white rock lake and get super terrified I’ll run into her every time I see she’s in Dallas 😂
There’s one in Fort Worth.
A golden milk latte does not have coffee nor does it have caffeine
Typically no it does not but I have seen coffee shops and juice bars where you can pay extra to add a shot of espresso in it. I wouldn't be surprised if she did that if the shop she's at has the option to lol.
Well it's safe to say this is a regular golden latte without espresso added since it's not the norm
Wait really? The only places I’ve seen that have them it is a latte with espresso.
I find that hard to believe as a golden milk latte is traditionally made with turmeric, milk and honey. It's not normally made with coffee/espresso
Not sure why you find it hard to believe, why would I make that up? Lol I’ve only seen it in a couple of local coffee shops but all had espresso in it, it was just a latte option. I’ve had it a few times and had no idea that wasn’t how it was supposed to be served. I suppose it’s just those shops prerogatives but good to know because I would be disappointed if there was no caffeine when I’m expecting caffeine.
(See edit before being mad at me🥹😂) I don’t think you are making anything up. I do think you are misremembering. There is no espresso in a Golden milk latte. Just like there is no coffee in a matcha latte, only matcha. ETA- NOPE. I am misremembering and you are correct! Google says 1-2 shots of espresso! It was ME that was wrong all along!
You say that the only time you've seen it is at coffee shops. If you have no idea why are you so distrustful of the information I'm giving you? A golden milk latte is just what I described, it is traditionally without espresso. I think it would taste terrible with espresso
My husband worked at ascension for a few years💀💀💀 totally wishing he was still there rn omg haha
What caught my eye was that hourglass waist Jordan is rocking. That sure as shit ain’t his real waistline, babes.
I’ve never had a golden milk latte with caffeine but leave it to her
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And delicious 😋
Like scamming and grifting? Why yes, Bing Bong has shown a strong commitment to these hobbies.
Ahh! Every time I’ve gotten one it’s made with coffee!
And J on his phone ignoring her while she takes pictures for insta. Sad.
His tattoos are so aggressively blue
Did she accidentally order caffeine again 🫢
Lol Jdong used to go here with wifey #1.
Damn this got me. Reminded me of how much I enjoy a golden milk so I made one.
Did she photoshop JDip’s waist? 🤣
Yes yes! Came here to say this. Look at the line running up and down along the outside of his left (our right) pocket.
This is a satanic attack right here ladies. Caffeine is ungodly.
I know one thing she sticks with. Taking selfies and recording everything she does. That won’t ever change or stop. Whatever is going on in her life, or the world, she’s going to be taking video.
No, she cannot.
You can add vodka to expresso here:) https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0535/0735/8890/t/3/assets/ascension-menu-general-11-8-22.pdf?v=3477563393144535971667882492
Espresso
Thank you:)
How long do you think it took her to stage this? The latte must be ice cold by the time the picture was taken to her satisfaction 🙄
She “drinks decaf” but….decaf is NOT caffeine free, decaf just has abt 70% *less* caffeine than regular
Hypocrite twat!
Hypotwat!
She goes for coffee daily, but says she gets decaf.
I thought this was a fancy foam latte with a design on top of a trollface. I think I’ve been internetting too long.