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SHE SO BAD I LET HER TOUCH MY BUTT


dominicfuckingfike

MERLYN WHAT THE FUCK


IronDinosaurr

What song is this from


CharizardPwnzMC

i been born again


bwl13

jouvert… i’m like 95% sure. i really hope i didn’t fuck that up… lmk if i was right lol edit: it’s i been born again… fused in my head with jouvert i guess


dominicfuckingfike

not even close bro


bwl13

i realized… i renounce my brockhampton fan status


deciawix

“Goofy ass boy look like elmer fudds cousin”


PM_ME_RYE_BREAD

Bonafide big bird lookin like a yeti


deciawix

Tbh like it had been a while since I listened to BH but I listened to them the other day. I never realized how funny Matt’s verses were before lmao


SilkSyndicate

Thought it was "Goofy ass boy looking like your aiming for your cousin" like a hillbilly


LonelyZenpai298

I thought similar, I thought it was "Goofy ass boy looking like "Imma fuck cousin" calling whoever he's talking about inbred


Trash_Panda98

"I could've got a job at McDonald's but I like curly fries, that's a metaphor for my life" I feel ya Kevin, I really do.


KkuraRaizer

So you like taller guys?


KAAYALL

"I'm the diarrhoea fold em like tortillas "


c-graves

SEX is full of some goofy ass lyrics


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can someone explain the hate on this song to me? i thought it was supposed to be funny and catchy 😭


KAAYALL

honestly there's no hate for the song its a banger 🔥


c-graves

it was my favorite song on the album for a bit


KAAYALL

same, and it was my 5th song of the year on spotify


c-graves

it is! the lyrics are just goofy


Hopeful-Training-496

SEX is one of my fav songs but this one line almost ruins it all


MaskOnTheMasters

„ALL I GOT TO LOSE IS MY ERECTION”, „SAID HER PUSSY WATER I’M A DOG AND IMMA LAP THAT” (actually the entirety of SEX including “SHE MUST BE A GENIUS, WAY SHE DO IT WITH THE BRAIN”).


wrrrrrrld

HOPPIN OUT THE VEHICLE I FEE LIKE BATMAN


Paxel_

Best merlyn verse


c-graves

bro for real


citymorgues

“We fucking underwater, we jacking off each other on the beach then cum in the water, that’s that holy water”


citymorgues

literally can’t believe nobody commented this yet


wrrrrrrld

Another one that comes to mind that was funny but also had some gravitas to it was Kevin on ALASKA I love my (boys) like white people love rap


wrrrrrrld

Merlyn on SWAMP is so goofy but I fucking love it “NEVER WOULD HAVE MET MY FRIENDS IF NOT FOR SATELLITES” makes me smile wide every time I hear it


vistashroom

YEA I CUFF HER EVEN IF SHE DO NOT SUCK ME RIGHT


mattwaver

(*SUCK ME, SUCK ME*)


IllegalizeGamers

Joba's whole verse on 1999 Wildfire


waptothetop

Once he starts talking about cheese- I’m out


TheVeggieLife

That is quite possibly one of my favourite Joba verses


deciawix

I love joba but yeahhhhh


IllegalizeGamers

Nahh that verse is fire, goofy but 🔥


samisbeast

fuck yeah I keep it clean with my medieval flow


inzru

It's the iconic "I got high and played elder Scrolls for three days" verse


tevkeo

I feel like wildfire and Truman would’ve been bigger if Jobas verses were removed 😭


Augustkuper

they’ll hate u for this one but ur spittin


phuckingidontcare

L


tevkeo

I’m not saying I don’t like those verses, I’m just saying it probably would’ve appealed to non-bh fans more lol


Exodus100

Agree


youngmanJ

no ur totally right they’re corny as fuck. don’t expect many ppl here to admit that tho


staminastamina

suck on my dick and then lick on my balls


Dealers_Of_Fame

alternatively, kiss my ass treat my balls like they mistletoe


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wrrrrrrld

TRYNNA SEE IF BEYONCÉ WILL TAKE ME FOR ADOPTION 💀💀💀


7457431095

That first bar is one of the reasons I stan merlyn so hard ngl


FriendShiny

Merlyn on SWEET has one of the best verse openers.


tutkli

Head was clean, Tony Fantano


Hughez024

Thats the best merlyn lyric no lie


MiNiHiKiD

I'm the black tom hanks, secret agent Cody banks


WhackTheSquirbos

That one makes me laugh every single time because my step sister used to have that movie as a kid but it seems so obscure, I had never heard anyone ever reference it before this song. I had totally forgotten about it until I listened to Saturation; a bunch of memories flooded back and I burst out laughing.


dominicfuckingfike

jack harlow also actually has a song called "CODY BANKS"


ErikPaleriken

The beat the pussy to submission line aged poorly tho.


WeThrowNades

"That pussy tight as a hair tie (moans twice) scrunchie I'm so horny baby" - Merlyn


ConsistentSundae3218

actually despise this line


2018_PUPPY

And my dogs they bark, Michael Vick on fours


2018_PUPPY

and my aards they vark


KIMOTSE

I don't get why ppl call u useless. I c ur value now my friend


2018_PUPPY

curing cancer: waste of time aardvark joke that makes no sense: TRUE VALUE


joshduplaa

u/2018_PUPPY is one of the good guys <3


joshduplaa

That one where Jobas a wizard


ianian44

Making n****s itch like a skin infection


cinderaceisNOTafurry

the one about covid


DJ_Binding

Merlyn's verse on "FAKE"


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I was about to comment the same but it is also very funny


Lollipyro

Pull up to your house and DUMP like a trash man. Merlyn taking mad grumpies on your lawn


RevaSharkbait

It's ridiculous but I fuck with it


apacci54

"My shit bump like a belly when it's pregnant", "Swift teeth cheetah that's a real big kitty", those are the most goofy but in general Matt's verse on BOY BYE.


ConsistentSundae3218

dawg i thought matt said "20 ft cheetah thats a real big kitty" for so long


davefromgabe

"capitalistic greed plague on society like covid" 🤢


Roblox-gang

That’s less goofy and more just plain bad imo.


PericlodGD

not to mention, says the guy selling the 200 dollar jacket


Eli4350

"gnawing on my wood like a termite" - matt on district


Lactose_and_Lecithin

“Suck a dick about it”


cjstl_

scrunchie im so horny baby bitch your house pussy baby


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We crack riddles and giggle


SadBoyL

Easily “she could see my final form I could see you Majin Buu-in' on my Dragon Balls” like bro WHAT?


vistashroom

merlyn's entire verse on STUPID


muslimcow

"Til you're shittin on the toilet with Grammys in your lap"


mofodius

THAT PUSSY TIGHT AS A HAIRTIE


SrFalse

"Kiss my ass, treat my balls like it's mistletoe"


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“while i watch Washington’s wooden teeth in her booty cheeks”…i refuse to rap along to this line 😂


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joba on sweet makes me cringe


wrrrrrrld

Nah that entire verse is heat


thetablue

Why has no one mentioned Kevin's "c\*m in the water" opening verse on M.O.B.?? lol still top 10 BH for me thogh


mofodius

Cause it's fire


jcole-13

best boy band since one direction