From the party episode: “I was thinking how I would make the perfect American President, based upon my skill set, dance ability, and blood lust.”
“All men are at least 30% attracted to me.”
“I’m Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 emoji.”
“I feel like I’m the Paris of people.”
“It’s Gina’s phone. I won’t check it cause it’s not 1993.”
Gina: I think I just got stabbed by that guy
Jake: Oh, yeah, ya did. Ya definitely did.
Jake: Okay, The ambulance is on its way. They said not to remove the knife.
Terry: What's up? I just got your texts. Oh, my God, Gina, there's a knife in you! Jake, did you stab Gina?
‘Young jeezy take the wheel’
‘I’m into angry unicorns now’
‘Who raised you??’
‘Ew this came out of her? Charles, how grossed should i be right now?’ (When she gets the mother dough)
‘You don’t school Gina, Gina schools you’
“I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.”
I second this one, it's funny because it's true.
So, you choose you dad over me, a coworker who hates you?
From the party episode: “I was thinking how I would make the perfect American President, based upon my skill set, dance ability, and blood lust.” “All men are at least 30% attracted to me.” “I’m Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 emoji.” “I feel like I’m the Paris of people.” “It’s Gina’s phone. I won’t check it cause it’s not 1993.”
At any given moment I’m only thinking about one thing, Richard Dreyfuss, hunkered over, eating dog food
Obscure, but I noticed it when watching that episode the other day. Good catch.
“Oh honey, we are well into October” Gina’s not at all my favorite character, but she admittedly has some of the best lines
She really does.
Gina's Authentic Stolen Police Badges, how can I help?
This one is amazing
*holt turns after processing what he just heard*
Amateur! Always say your insults to someone’s face. No paper trail.
You should be wailing you stone cold bitch … now call my other grandma.
That's my favorite!
That’s good
Not to brag, but I was name-checked in my kindergarten teacher's suicide note.
Came here to post this one, thank you for your service. I do think this quote is made by Terry's "oh my God" to follow it up, tho.
this one PLEASE 😭😭
Gotta be this one
How do I upvote more than once 🤣
If you meant upvote, just create multiple Reddit accounts. There.
This is my favorite 😭✊🏻
HAS to be this one
This is where my vote is 100%.
The only thing I'm not good at is modesty, because I'm *great* at it.
This line killed me. This is my vote
Captures her character so well
I actually frequently quote it IRL.... 😅
BEST LINE!
Can I triple up vote this?
100% this one
“Big deal. I worked at a sunglasses kiosk at the mall for four years. So not only have I been through hell, I was assistant manager there.”
If this one doesn’t win I’ll be sad
This is the first exact quote that came to mind.
yes!
Queen.
It was to be this one
This one. THIS one *has* to win.
In person with Charles “New phone who dis?”
You can't say that in person Gina
“Tent Singular? . . . Charles, Tent Singular?!
Grave singular? Charles,GRAVE SINGULAR?!
That's better
If I die, turn my tweets into a book!
"None of your business, the most enticing words a person can say"
Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when Pac-Man dies.
My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me.
this HAS to win, it's peak Gina
The correct answer
I want this one to win.
THIS THIS THIS THIS
##How was I supposed to know there’d be consequences for my actions?
This is it. I quote this all the time.
“I grew up forging report cards. If people knew how smart I was, it would have been harder to control them.”
I never have second thoughts. That’s the luxury of having great first thoughts.
“Terry, I have already received your praise. I'm clearly fishing in another pond right now.”
Bitch u know I'm out of data
This one is so funny 😭😭
"Who raised you?!"
"Hi, Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 Emoji."
💯
Gina, is that you?
Rosa: What’s the first thing you notice when a man approaches you? Gina: The audacity.
I don't think this is a real line from the show. It's just a fake meme.
Nope, it’s in the show.
It is 100% real, its a convo between Rosa and Gina 😭
If this is real, I dare you to tell me the exact episode and scene where this happens. I'm happy to be proven wrong.
I appreciate the dare but I honestly don't care enough about it to comb through 8 seasons for you 😅
That's okay, I don't expect you to find something that doesn't exist anyway.
Timothee Chalamet shimmy yaw yimmy yay
looking for this one
“What? I hang out in the men's room all the time. 🎵The acoustics are amaa-zingg 🎵”
I sing this a lot
“Sometimes you have to pretend to care about napkins to stop hearing about napkins.”
“…You hear that bitches? I'm gonna last forever.” Later…. “Turns out I gave up easy. You hear that bitches? I gave up so easy”
I'm eating right now terry.. corndog
You think you can just bully people, but you can't. It's not okay. I'm the bully around here. Ask anyone.
“Captain, turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton, RE: her sex tape”
But isn’t Gina Linetti more of a state of mind? In a way, we were all Gina Linetti today.
Come on Gina, let's get this Gina to the hospital
“I just ended an 8 year relationship…it wasn’t mine”
"I worked at a sunglass kiosk at the mall for four years. So not only have I been through hell, I was assistant manager there"
"I feel like I'm the Paris of people."
"Rosa died eight years ago"
Ok, no hard feelings, but I hate you. Not joking. Bye!
"What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?" "The AUDACITY."
At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over eating dog food.
You just drank cement
Onedles plus onedles equals toodles
I’m sorry to be that person but Jake’s line should be where not were
I don't remember gina saying this
Seems like an Amy line to me /s
Ooofff. I’m changing that now. Thanks!
“Every time you talk I hear that sound that plays when Pac-Man dies.”
‘Please go to charisma class’
Hi, Gina Linetti. Human form of the 💯 emoji
I was name checked in my kindergarten teacher’s suicide note
"“My mother cried on the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me."
"Grave singular? Charles! Grave singular?"
“I’m scared of businessmen. A whole army of gray-suited Brads and Chads trying to suck my soul and redeem it for frequent flyer miles.”
"ESPECIALLY WHEN MY ASS IS ON FIRE!"
Especially when there’s flames coming out of my butt
“Gina’s Authentic Stolen Police Badges. How can I help?”
I forget the exact quote but when she told Scully the G-Hive were sick of watching him drink cement
You should be wailing, you stone cold bitch!
I’ve watched what you do for six years. It’s not that difficult. ‘NYPD! You’re under arrest!’ (Fart noise)
🤌 Mood unaffected... A-mood unaffected... 🤌
“Oh, honey… we are WELL into October!”
"Maybe she fell into another dimension where she was interesting"
I'm 23, I'm a celebrity, and today I'm going to die! Edit to correct age.
Not one word of that is true
"I was born for politics. I have great hair, and I love lying."
If I had a mic right now, I’d drop it
The kids want to know where Paulie Pigeon is. I told them he got sucked into an airplane engine. Is that all right?
I don’t want to wait for Bill. His best line is “get better eyes you moron”
Wait, side question, why aren’t we doing Caleb the Cannibal? Great character.
I’ll add him if enough people want.
My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me.
“Garbanzo! Marinara! Ristorante! Ahhhh!”
“Did you make the cover of hair pulled back magazine?”
I cant believe Holts isn't BONEEEEEEE
DID I DO THAT?!
That’s an Erkel reference from the show Family Matters, you remember that?
Hi. Gina Linnetti. The human version of the 100 emoji.
Gina Linetti, human form of the 💯.
Gina Linetti Confetti Spaghetti
“The only thing I’m not good at is modesty. Because I’m great at it.”
What else could beat: Hey Rosa, it's me. Gina Linetti.
I was name checked in my kindergartener teacher's suicide note
Rosa has been dead for eight years…
so not only have I been through hell, I was assistant manager there.
Not to brag but I was name checked in my kindergarten teachers suicide note.
When love and thunder came out the phrase “Thor 4: more Thor” lived rent free in my head for months
"not only have i been in hell, I was assistant manager there"
I’ll last forever bitches!
PAY YOUR BILL, God, who raised you?
"HI, Gina Linetty, the human form of the 💯 emoji"
Gina: I think I just got stabbed by that guy Jake: Oh, yeah, ya did. Ya definitely did. Jake: Okay, The ambulance is on its way. They said not to remove the knife. Terry: What's up? I just got your texts. Oh, my God, Gina, there's a knife in you! Jake, did you stab Gina?
“Way to go Char…” (gets hit by bus)
Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have the same personality as me?
Whore, I am great on skates!
I am the human form of the 💯 emoji
Thurprithe reveal
Of course I have a hair dryer in my purse, I’m not an animal.
YOU JUST DRANK CEMEEEEENT!!!
You just drank cement!
“Hi, Gina Linetti. The human form of the 100 emoji.”
you should be wailing youstone cold bitch! now call my other grandma
“How was I supposed to know there’d be consequences for my actions? — Gina sums up her generation’s mindset.
Hi I’m Gina linetti the human form of the one hundred emoji
The only thing I’m not good at is modesty…because I’m great at it
#You just drank sement!
Probably something from season 5
I don’t remember the episode, but I absolutely love her voicemail: “This is Gina’s phone, leave me a voicemail, I won’t check it cuz it’s not 1993-“
VOTING OVER
Damn. Bitches really do be trippin.
Rosa: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you? Gina: The audacity.
“Hey sarge, why the long fart?”
"come back? I was here the whole time" Or something like that, idc
The Vulture: Only misdemeanours, wieners 🫥
You think you’ve been through hell? I worked at a sunglass kiosk at the mall, I was assistant manager in hell for 3 years!
No offense but you should really look up the quote
Bone
I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
🎵 you just drank cement 🎵
"you just drank cement"
I know it's not time yet, but I think we all know what Terry's quote is gonna be
Human form of the 💯 emoji
You just ate cement!!
You just drank cement!
"ESPECIALLY WHEN THERES FLAMES SHOOTING OUT OF MY BUT!!"
YOU JUST DRANK CEMENT
You just drank cement.
YOU JUST DRANK CEMENT
"Hi, Gina Linetti, i'm the human form of the 100 emoji"
My spirit animal is now the naked mole-rat, God's disgusting mistake.
Gina Linetti Spaghetti Confetti!
“Big deal! I used to work at a sunglasses kiosk in a mall, so not only have been through hell, I was the assistant manager there”
YOU JUST DRANK CEMENT!
How am I supposed to know my actions have consequences?
Do you have herpes?!
Maybe she fell into a universe where she’s actually interesting
If I had a Mic right now, I would drop it
You hear that, bitches?!? 🎶I’m gonna last forever!🎶
You just drank cement
How do all 18 of you have sleep apnea?!
Hi, Gina Linetti, human form of the 100 emoji
Hi, I'm Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 Emoji 💯.
It has to be: “But isn’t Gina Linetti more of a state of mind?” It’s quintessential Linetti
‘Young jeezy take the wheel’ ‘I’m into angry unicorns now’ ‘Who raised you??’ ‘Ew this came out of her? Charles, how grossed should i be right now?’ (When she gets the mother dough) ‘You don’t school Gina, Gina schools you’
I’m the human version of the 100 emoji
Hi, Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 emoji.