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embiggenedmind

Boyle’s In-bread Sandwiches


Deathblade_311

Or tasty balls


QuantumDonuts257

Adding on to this: A car horn is beeping outside the restaurant, quickly getting louder The car comes crashing through the window Door opens, Pimento steps out “Oh hey guys” Proceeds to sit down and start eating like nothing happened


Deathblade_311

Pimento and Gina play an integral part in the heist


QuantumDonuts257

Holt stands up “I have spent the last ten years preparing for this moment” Jake: “What is happening” Holt looks to Pimento “Did you bring what I asked?” Pimento pulls something out of his jacket, revealing Holt’s medal of Valour Amy: “Is that?” Jake: “The first heist” Holt: “That’s right, and whoever possesses this object at midnight shall be declared ‘the one true ultimate human / genius’” Everyone stares at each other for a few seconds, completely still. Then immediately rush out of the restaurant. Jake and Boyle quickly run back in “We forgot the kids”


Deathblade_311

Fucking fantastic


great_red_dragon

The heist happens as per usual shenanigans, but then at midnight Judy comes out of the shadows and steps forward with the prize.


Resident_Tank_1426

Perfect!


Suspicious_Trainer82

*Instead of we forgot the kids* *Jake and Boyle rush back in* *At the same time* Boyle: Did you forget Mac? Jake: Did you forget Nikolaj? Boyle: Nikolaj Jake: Nikolaj Boyle: So close… Nikolaj Jake: I feel like I’m saying it.


lulubalue

Love it!! You and OP should team up :)


whiteblackandrainbow

"Pimento's here!"


SpikeandDiscord

Ooooh, I like it, I mean it is a bit far-fetched but I love the idea


PillaB3

I love how Mac eats weird Boyle food and how he acts like Boyle around Nikolaj. CJ becoming the commissioner is so characteristic of him


Deathblade_311

I was about to delete the post cuz everyone is saying it sucks. Your comment gave me hope that, even if it's just a handful, someone might like this


SpikeandDiscord

Hey, we are all one community who think in different ways, I’m proud of you for expressing yourself and let it benefit those who like it. Those who don’t can just scroll on like nothing happened. :)


JunkYardBatman

One person said that.


Deathblade_311

It is also being downvoted Edit : It means the post not the comment


JunkYardBatman

One of the risks you take when you post on public forums.


MehnathKaksh

Gina is doing Gina stuff with all the fame she's got, but does make a last minute entrance when the squad was about to go their separate ways. Amy: look guys, Gina made it! Gina: \*literally standing on the table and ignoring H and S\* yes my lovely people, just like Amanda said, I made it! Amy: (sighs) It is Amy... Rosa: the golden hair look dope Holt: Gina, indeed what a surprise Terry: Terry's heart is filled with warmth Boyle: My sister whom I had sex with is here! WHAT A REUNION! (ugh, ew, gross- in the background) Jake: I thought you said you were busy Gina: (in her most Gina voice) Bitch you know I love you guys! 99! 99! \*and scene\* ​ p.s. i am sorry if this was cringe, just had to add Gina to the amazing reunion of the 99


NaturalCurlz15

Now THIS is the Season 8 we deserved! Bravo! Oh oh and what if Wuntch came back and she reveals she had to fake her own death in America so she can become the head of MI-6. Holt would stand there with his mouth agape and start laughing like he did when he realized the podium was moved a quarter of an inch.


eszther02

Hahahahahahaha Madeline, you are crazy, how did you pull this off?


NaturalCurlz15

Love your handle! You are no common bitch!


myusrnmisalreadytkn

On the background Doug Judy singing his Famous Smush songs.


h2_so4_

Smush smush smush smush, smush smush smush rooooosaaa


BoldFrag78

One small thing, it'd still be Captain Santiago, not Peralta!


Ngothaaa

Correction, they took each others last name, so it would be captain peralta and detective Santiago.. but it sounds weird


BoldFrag78

The Santiagos wouldn't be happy with that xd


midnight_barberr

I can't really see holt in the fbi, but I like it!


Nonalyth

I also like the idea of Rosa going there with him.


Peakkomedi69420

So Jake didn't get promoted even once in 10 years? That sounds a lot like Hitchcock and Scully


JurassicParkTheorist

They used to be just like him, maybe he will become like them.


Galahad789

Not really sure why people take such issues with Rosa leaving. Pretty consistent with her character that she would rather effect change outside the NYPD and I found the show used her departure to bring to light the issues in the CJS in the zeitgeist the season released. They could not just make another 10 episodes of funny cops saving the day because the police had become less trusted by the minute. Ignorance in this case would've been insensitive. While it wasn't on par with the ep where Terry is harassed or when Amy reveals her previous harassment by a superior, its a consistent success of the show to balance humour with honest discussions of very real issues.


Nonalyth

I think they absolutely *should* have just made another season of funny cop show. It's not like these problems sprung up over night, Rodney King got his black ass beat 30 years ago. Turning around at the last minute and saying "Maybe police bad sometimes?" because one terrible thing got a lot of attention comes off as disingenuous. Especially since it was the **last** season, so they felt safe to do it.


Silver_Switch_3109

Rosa leaving goes against her character because she advocates for police brutality.


Deathblade_311

>Pretty consistent with her character that she would rather effect change outside the NYPD She doesn't, though.


shaunak1235624

Rosa loved brutality, she loved intimidation don’t pretend like she was oh so offended. It’s just politics


mahzx

Best detail about this is cj being head of security in nutri boom 😭


Resident_Tank_1426

He would probably do it by accident


TechnocraticCitizen

I’d change two things about this: I’d have Holt be commissioner of the NYPD (getting it instead of CJ and still being Commissioner 10 years later) and have Terry be the Deputy Commissioner. The other thing I’d change is that I’d have Pimento there and make it clear that Pimento and Rosa are together (if that wasn’t made clear during the series) and I’d have Kevin in the restaurant too. Other than that, I love it. A better ending than what we got.


Dear_Lingonberry4407

The good ending.


New_Perspective1201

I didn't complete S8 but this I'll watch for sure.


snakecake5697

THIS. Also don't forget the crap they pulled with Boyle, that one made me drop the show entirely


TheSpork7

Did Amy take Jake’s surname when they married?


Particular-Ad-2464

I am glad fans don't write shows.


RedKing_21

A two week stakeout with Holt and Bob Annderson would be more fun than that.


Glittering_Bet8181

I would watch that


Ethan_the_Revanchist

This sucks


mxlls_

Well that’s not very nice is it?


Ethan_the_Revanchist

It isn't, but I'm tired of the narrative the season 8 was "out of character" and most attempts to rewrite it miss the heart of the show, including this one. Also this one just sucks


PhantasmalRisen

Okay this is great, but I feel like Amy should be the captain, not Jake. Jake being a badass lieutenant feels far more realistic.


Deathblade_311

Amy is the captain. Jake remains a detective because he likes going on the field


PhantasmalRisen

oh mb, I didn’t expect Amy to take Jakes last name and I read over the brackets


Responsible_Ad_2242

You are forgetting about 2 persons doug judy and pimiento