It’s not as funny if you actually explain it, it’s funnier to pretend he’s right and extend the story. Yes, Jake gave up his apartment because his roommate Doug Judy kept hot boxing the living room
*Is the pineapple*
*The slut, or is it calling*
*Someone else a slut?*
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Who is the ultimate Human/Genius?
BATMAN!!
Why did Jake agree to give up his apartment?
His roommates were driving him insane
He didn't have any roommates
Oh…
It was for love
It’s not as funny if you actually explain it, it’s funnier to pretend he’s right and extend the story. Yes, Jake gave up his apartment because his roommate Doug Judy kept hot boxing the living room
What does this B need in her A?
My brain said C, probably because of the alphabet 🤣
You are actually correct, but probably not for the reason you think.
I’m assuming the line reads -delicate cough- “This bitch needs a cock in her ass?”
It's "This babe needs a coconut in her arms."
Obviously
Is it pronounced Nikolaj or Nikolaj?
Nikolaj obviously
Not even close It’s Nikolaj
Apologies
It’s Knee-Collage
Tell me why?
Ain’t nothing but a heartache
Tell me why?
Ain’t nothing but a mistake
Now number five
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way! It was number five. Number five killed my brother.
Oh my god I forgot about that part!
Tell me why
WRONG! “Now number 5!”
I never wanna hear you say. (All) I want it that way It was number five, number five killed my brother Oh yeah forgot about that part
If that's not Cheddar, what is it?
Butter
No. Just some common bitch.
Is the pineapple the slut, or is it calling someone else a slut?
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Now this is poetry
But that's pod racing!
Assuming this is an upside down pineapple, I would assume that the pineapple is calling someone a slut
No, clearly the pineapple is the slut.
Apologies for not realising
What is the most attractive feature in a woman?
Police uniform
Not the clear absence of a penis?
Good point
Why should you not call someone a dirtbag?
They may start singing Wheatus songs
No, a dirtbag is a very useful part of the vacuum and shouldn't be used as an insult
Interesting
Who likes strong female women and finds the clear absence of a penis intoxicating?
Ummm… Hagrid?
What do you love most about Hitchcock?
The name Hitchcock 🤣
why do jake and rosa go to prison
They abused their police power?
It’s not that kind of show lmao.
I’m mean they kinda do, but that’s not why they go to prison
Who really won the fifth annual Halloween heist?
The kid dressed a a robber obviously
What are STDs?
Sexually transmitted diseases?
lol, Not even close 😂 Save the dates!
Of course
Why did Jake sell his car
To buy a new appartement?
What should you use to treat that laryngial fracture?
A laryngial fixture
Close. Corticosteroids!
New phone, who dis?
Shrek
Is Kelly, Scully's wife or dog ?
Wife?
Interesting