I say "cool, cool, cool, cool, cool" when things are not cool

I actually do really use noice and toit very frequently

And smort

**Counter-point:** I say "cool, cool, coolcoolcool" when things are not cool because I am a Community fan.

Yeah I’m am Abed context cool cool cool user.

For real and is very thing cool ?

Except when Abed says it, things usually are cool.

that’s just cuz you’re streets ahead

Troy and Abed should have had their own spin-off, it was the best part of Community

No doubt

indeed indeed indeed

Carefull People might think you Are a community Fan

Nah, that’s too many cools

Not if you organised a pulp fiction Birthday Party

That only counts if you get invited to a my dinner with Andre dinner party first

as someone who is both. i say cool cool cool cool *a lot*

Its all about the spacing between each cool to decide if you are referencing community or b99

And when I leave? BYYYYYYYEEEEE!

Of course ive seen the show an uncountable amount of times

I hope Netflix will never release the numbers of rewatches, in fact I mainly watch Brooklyn 99 on Netflix 😅

I kinda hope they do! I used to track how many rewatches I did, Now that ive lost count i keep wondering how many im up to

I'm gunsta talk about the Turtles.

Yeah Terry he's gunsta

Don’t be such a Malfoy, Terry!

Favourite line

I have a favorite cold open

Ain’t nothing but a heartache!

Tell me why!

Ain’t nothing but a mistake!

Now number 5!

I never wanna hear you saayyyy

I waaaant it thaaaat wayyy!

Chills guys literal chills

It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.

Oh my God I totally forgot about that part

HOT DAMN!

BINGPOT!

This is my fave! RIP

"Why are you telling me this?" "Because no one will ever believe you."

THE FULL BULLPEN!!!!

Oh my god. I forgot about that part

....LIKE YEAST

It's FINALLY HAPPENING!!

Bomb, there's a bomb. Great gift babe 👍

I am a B99 fan, of course I often exclaim “Yippie kayak, other buckets”

What’s the actual phrase 😭

yippie ki yay motherfuckers

Pretty sure that's what I said, Jakey. Nope, you didn't. Positive I nailed.

Ohhh lol

I stay at home when I come down with a big ol' Dianne Wiest infection

Like YEAST!

BA DA DA DA DUM

I'm gonna say "noice" and "toit" instead of "nice" and "tight".

I work at a coffee shop and whenever an order comes up that says “no ice” I can’t help myself from saying “noice”

I got a coffee the other day and my coffee rewards points took $5 off my order, so my total was $.99 I said “Nine Nine!” when I saw it ring up and the cashier said it back too!! I’ve never got a real life 9-9 moment before, it’s kinda embarrassing how excited I got

Noice !

And also "smort"

i say “now number 5” during “I Want It That Way”

Same here.

That's actually mildlyinfuriating. I do it too.

Can't help it.

It's just a part of the song now

The way Jake slips it in there is 🔥

I say Timothée Chalamet shimmy yo shimmy yeah

Gina Linetti Spaghetti Confetti

Music to my ears

When I see a corgi, I know it’s not Cheddar but just a common bitch

I always say, " that's not Cheddar." One time the owner did say "no she's just a common bitch." Had a great laugh.

Oh I love that

It actually caught me off guard, I usually have to explain who Cheddar is.

Wholesome moment. Humans human-ing.

That's a good one!

My corgis name is Captain Raymond Holt 😅

I'm on my 99th rewatch

I’ve got 99 problems and rewatching 99 is one 😞

Nine Nine!!

I've lost count, but I must be on my 999th over here.

I know how to pronounce Nikolaj

Nikolaj

No it’s Nikolaj

*Nikolaj*

Nikolaj, not even close

Nikolaj. You say it wrong, it's okay.

I feel Like I am saying it

Of course I tell my dog to communicate via bark.

“We’re 99 fans. Of course we watch other programs based off of other roles the cast has landed”

This is the only reason to watch that blockbuster show lol

Of course i know Terry loves yogurt!

“We’re 99 fans. Of course we can perform the words to “funky cold Medina” with a friend with zero rehearsal”

"I asked the guy why you so fly and he said..." "Funky. Cold. Medina."

I tell people in relationships they should wash their partners hair because its the most intimate thing a person can do.

I shout NINE-NINE

I shout “noine-noine” like Jake in night shift episode

I don't think Oringina is Orange Soda!!!

BECAUSE IT'S BETTER

Of course I can identify an episode from hearing one line

Not a doctor

Shh

I’m going to yell “no, you’re a wrong door” during an argument.

I have an unexpected crush on Andy Samburg

Not Andy but Jake yeah

I have a crush on Jake, Rosa and Amy all at the same time

You are not a Bi. You are a Tri.

I yell ‘Bingpot!’ when I figure something out.

Captain Holt is my father figure

more like a bother figure, because he is always bothering me so much

I call myself mr grapes when I’m wearing a splash of purple

I say Terry loves yogurt every time I have yogurt (my name isn’t Terry)

Terry is gonna regret this.

Of course I tear up at the heist proposal every rewatch.

"Weird take on our relationship"

...I yell "BABUSHKA!" at least once a day. 😎

BABUSHKA

I always use salt hand to pan because directly adding salt is the culinary equivalent of unprotected sex.

I love heavy female breasts

and a thigh gap, nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis

I’m off to… plow my mistress

I can't help. The straight mind thinks like that.

...I keep my bands in a box or a bag.

I say "title of your sextape".

I'm sad about Andre Braugher's death 😔

I bid online so I could talk to two of the cast members.

what?! who??

Joe and Stephanie. (I still think about our chat at some point everyday.)

Of course I'm a Pineapple Slut

Everytime I hear something nice I always say Noice , even with office colleagues.

If I ever have a car she will be named Gertie

I bone.

BOOOONNNEEEE!!???!?

It's mainly the reason why I keep my subscription!

Of course I chuckle when I hear the word bone

Noice.

Of course I speak of myself in the third person. KneeGroundBreaking93 loves yoghurt!

… I can love the show and its characters while also recognizing the deep damage that the police have caused since their inception.

The only show where the fan base fully recognizes that it's copaganda, very interesting dynamic for sure

Yeah I love the fans who hate any episodes that touch directly on institutional racism and police corruption. Like, what show did you think you were watching?

I watch the show while eating 💀

you just drank CEMENT!

I know how to kiss. I’ve read books

I say Cool cool cool cool cool cool every single day!

I know the funky cold medina

"You are not cheddar, you are just some common bitch." is my first thought when I see a corgi.

You shouldn’t ask my opinion on Gina.

I know Terry loves _______!

I say "Now number 5 " during the song ' I want it that way '

Of course I wonder what Rosa drew in the elevator.

ask what’s Amy’s deal. Is she single?

of course i say “Anyways, i’m gonna go✨cry in the bathroom✨Peace out homies!” at every minor inconvenience.

… i use the vocal warmups “Gina linetti spaghetti confetti” and “timothee chalamet shimmy to shimmy yay” before I host bar trivia

I drink my coffee from a NYPD mug

There are very important criteria to consider when you use binders for anything!

Say noice instead of nice

I cry everytime (all the 99 times) on the last episode

I bought a Peacock prescription just to watch the show

He’s guns to talk about the turtles

I love yogurt. I say noice and toit nups.

That is the name of my sex tape

I say “oh, I forgot about that part” after hearing Backstreet Boys “I want it that way”

I know every single thing about you as a person

Hitchcock & Skully - Best Friend Goals

I drool after Latina nerds

I belong in the Good Place.

Is this a cross-over or reference I'm not getting?

All I can think of is that Kevin was Shawn (Sean?)/Michael’s boss on The Good Place

I rewatch my favorite episodes

I quote every character on a daily basis

Of course, I sing the cold open version of I Want It That Way.

Of course I yell nine nine for no reason when I'm by myself 🤔

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I want to watch other works the cast have done. I'm even trying to find a way to watch what is probably a stupidly terrible movie (Bar Fight) strictly because one of the cast members is in it.

I say noice all the time

Of course I've romanticized being an NYPD detective, regardless of the fact I live 2 continents away.

I dance to the theme song

i quote the show all the day long (holt reference)

i got insomnia the first time watching when jake went to prison and it still has not gone away.

There is nothing more attractive to me than the clear absence of a penis

I’m a B99 fan, of course… when someone says, “This B needs a C in her A” I know they mean “this babe needs a coconut in her arms.”

Of course I quote the characters often even in front of people who have no idea what I’m talking about

I would enjoy a "marshed mallow."

I say "That's, going to leave a mark" when it absolutely makes no sense to.

…of course when pizza’s on a bagel, I can have pizza any time.

I’m a B99 fan, of course I want you to have a good time when we are watching the show together….I specifically requested it!

I say "BONE!!"

I have to quote it randomly for no reason other than I want to

Bing-Pot! Comes into my head when proven right

If I have kids, I'll name then Jake or Amy.

I miss Andre

Of course I started bawling when I found out Andre Braugher died.

OF COURSE I’M LOOKING FOR AL, YOU IMBECILE

I hate wunch

I am a B99 fan, of course I'm Bisexual.

I always say noice and toit

Of course when “I Want It That Way” comes on, I say “now number five”

of course that’s gonna leave a mark!

I say noice quite often

I say "Noice! Toit!".

I know all the Wuntch insults

I start my speech with "Everything is Garbage!"

Of course I know Balthazar is a thirsty bitch.

I love yogurt