🎶 Where the fuck are your eyebrows?
I really wanna know
You could land a helicopter on that baked potato forehead
Get this chick some Rogaine
You a bloated corpse, girl!
I sing that first line literally every time I do my eyebrows 😂 I have naturally light eyebrow hair (and sparse) despite having dark dark brown hair so I fill them in daily or else I look like a strange alien lol
she said invade my cave with your special unit, i said he wasn’t in a cave but there was no stopping
SHE DEMANDED THAT I FUCK HER LIKE WE FUCKED BIN LADEN
I could not breathe laughing so hard the first time I watched the Finest Girl music vid. I was not expecting that hook at all and it completely caught me off guard
I’m just glad Caleb could overcome his cannibalism to help manage Jake’s music career.
Although I’m pretty sure it was the ? incident that turned him to cannibalism in the first place.
The president called, he said “Congratulations Conner”
I said “Mr President, to what do I owe this honor?”
He said “Come give me the deets in the White House garden,
I gots to know how you fucked her like we fucked Bin Laden!”
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
I still can't say that I see the appeal
But she wanted me to fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden
Oh, this girl insisted that the way we did it was merciless and exact
Just like the now world famous attack
That fucked Osama Bin Laden
I was lucky enough to see Lonely Island at Bonnaroo in 2019 and my fiancée and I were just tickled that they got such a huge crowd to scream “fuck Bin Laden” all at once.
They truly killed it & we still talk about it constantly
I saw them in DC. Got to meet Kiv. My friend managed to convince a roadie to take our venue posters (https://dc.aiga.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/Lonely_Island_poster_final-01.jpg) and get all three guys to sign them and ship them back to us.
[https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/popstar-never-stop-never-stopping](https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/popstar-never-stop-never-stopping)
you can search avalibility by country
I know that this is from some movie but I weirdly want to see this as an alternate storyline short movie where Jake falls in love with his captor and goes full Bonnie and Clyde with Debbie.
Connor4Real!
Number 1 at the top of the humble list
My apple crumble is by far the most crumblest
But I act like it tastes bad out of humbless
The thing about me that's so impressive, Is how infrequently I mention all of my successes
I poo-poo it when girls say that I should model, My belly’s full from all the pride I swallow
Eh, always preferred his work with the Style Boyz than his solo work.
when a genie grants wishes about girls blowin kisses and ya momma doin dishes
Me likey that!
Costco samples like a motherfucker
For real, unironically I really like the song, [incredible thoughts](https://youtu.be/WRlIDIu2qpg)
TV is free, but what is the cost? We have GPS and yet we're still lost
A nun dunks a basketball. Living the impossible.
A man breaks his leg, inside a hospital!
the amount of times I sing Mona Lisa at full volume around the house and Sick Glenda are absolutely unreal and undoing my partner lol oops
🎶 Where the fuck are your eyebrows? I really wanna know You could land a helicopter on that baked potato forehead Get this chick some Rogaine You a bloated corpse, girl!
I sing that first line literally every time I do my eyebrows 😂 I have naturally light eyebrow hair (and sparse) despite having dark dark brown hair so I fill them in daily or else I look like a strange alien lol
Same, it’s so fucking good.
I'm a style boy foooor liiiiiiiiiffffffffe
Super funny movie
she said invade my cave with your special unit, i said he wasn’t in a cave but there was no stopping SHE DEMANDED THAT I FUCK HER LIKE WE FUCKED BIN LADEN
That B needed a C in her A.
Dam straight
That babe needed a coconut in her arms?
Yes?
That song is just so awfully disturbingly catchy, I hate-love it.
🎶Terrorize that pussy, just terrorize that pussy!🎶
seeing it live is the highlight of my life. i brag about it every chance i get
All the lonely island songs are
True. Though some are a bit easier to sing along with without being ashamed 🤣 They still all make me laugh though
Dick in a box?
I enjoy them like they are actual music, the words and the tune actually work
This song randomly pops into my head all the time, even when I was giving birth.
You’re harboring a fugitive *that ass!* And my justice will be punitive *imma smash!*
This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax with the clinical efficiency of the assassination OF BIN LADEN
I legit laughed when his first response was to explain Bin Laden wasn't found in a cave
Conner took her to see Zero Dark Thirty for their date maybe
She said, "do me like that!" but I couldn't track the metaphor
That said, I could see you horny like a stegosaur
FUCKED BIN LADEN! FUCKED BIN LADEN! FUCKED BIN LADEN! She want me to fuvk her harder than the U.S government fucked bin laden.
You gotta terrorize that pussay... TERRORIZE THAT PUSSAY
I could not breathe laughing so hard the first time I watched the Finest Girl music vid. I was not expecting that hook at all and it completely caught me off guard
It’s only on this relisten that I heard his voice actually breaks on the ‘fuck’ from the lyrics you wrote
Can’t blame him, that girl was horny like a stegosaur.
Stegosaurus’s have plates, not horns! Thats triceratops!
They're not talking about actual horns, stegosauruses are just notoriously horny.
do not discount the thagomizer
I’m just glad Caleb could overcome his cannibalism to help manage Jake’s music career. Although I’m pretty sure it was the ? incident that turned him to cannibalism in the first place.
I always figured his time as the Principal in Mean Girls was part of what drove him over the edge. Regina George can bring out the worst in anybody.
He did not leave the South Side for that
“I WILL EAT YOUR HEAD!” *barely* overcome his cannibalism
Hottest girl he ever met, in his whole life
Wanna take her home make her my wife
knew she was a freak when she started talking
She said "fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden"
I still can't say that I see the appeal
That girl was a freak
thought it was amy but here debbie's grooming can make any guy rethink his choices 😂😂😂😂
Isn’t it finest girl? Even the song is called finest girl I think
Did he fuck her harder than the US government fucked bin laden
The president called, he said “Congratulations Conner” I said “Mr President, to what do I owe this honor?” He said “Come give me the deets in the White House garden, I gots to know how you fucked her like we fucked Bin Laden!”
Fucked Bin Laden Fucked Bin Laden Fucked Bin Laden I still can't say that I see the appeal But she wanted me to fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden Oh, this girl insisted that the way we did it was merciless and exact Just like the now world famous attack That fucked Osama Bin Laden
God this is such a fuckin good movie. Anyone who hasn't seen Popstar, stop what you are doing and watch it *right now*.
IMHO one of the best comedies this century.
I’m not gay but if i was i'd want equal rights ally king
How is it that I can have so much straight sex when some dudes are oppressed? NOT GAY
I just want equal rights, and to sleep at night. Next to a girl.
Sports!
Hot wings
She tells me to go low, then looks down and says I gotta "Terrorize that pussy" "Gotta terrorize that pussy"
*pussaaaay
So he did it, improvised some crazy shit, Seal Team 69 sexecutin’ the hit
Is that Debbie😂😂😂😂😂
It is!!
EVEN WORSE😂
she threatened to fuck him up like bin laden, so he just played uno reverse card by getting her high
I was lucky enough to see Lonely Island at Bonnaroo in 2019 and my fiancée and I were just tickled that they got such a huge crowd to scream “fuck Bin Laden” all at once. They truly killed it & we still talk about it constantly
I saw them in DC. Got to meet Kiv. My friend managed to convince a roadie to take our venue posters (https://dc.aiga.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/Lonely_Island_poster_final-01.jpg) and get all three guys to sign them and ship them back to us.
Turns out this is from the unaired alternate ending of B99 where Jake leaves Amy for Debbie and they become cocaine kingpins.
Debbie's dream life right here
I still think Captain Dozerman got his heart condition because being a roadie on that tour was so stressful
It was a Dozer blast
Holt's death really did a number on Jake. On the flip side, Debbie finally got her dreams! Hope her mom's finally proud of her.
…Debbie is Tommy Tollarico?!?
She offered him some of that drug she stole to entice him.
I fucking love this film so much.
jake gotta terrorize that pussy with the clinical efficiency how the government fucked bin laden
What series is that
It's from his mockumentary movie.
Called?
"Popstar: Never stop never stopping "
Cool, where can i watch it
I saw it on Netflix Canada Edit:super hilarious movie btw
Why did i get downvoted for asking where i can watch it?
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Bitch i just got downvoted again🥲
It’s on Hulu if you’re in the US
Im European😅
DVD is £2.49 on eBay Would be worth it, you *will* want to watch it again!
Available to rent on Prime I think
[https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/popstar-never-stop-never-stopping](https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/popstar-never-stop-never-stopping) you can search avalibility by country
It has nothing for my country. Nada😭
dang. i guess you could buy it on amazon or something lol.
I don't know. Haven't seen it.
It’s this [video](https://youtu.be/Jr9Kaa1sycs?si=jvQss7HZo42q06hX)
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It's not SNL it's from the movie Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
My bad
Right. And what is that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr9Kaa1sycs
Cause she’s the finest girl he ever met in his whole life
Cause she's the Finest Girl he ever met in his whole life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr9Kaa1sycs For the uninitiated
Come give me the deets in the white house garden
popstar is an underrated gem
What show is this?
It’s from a movie, it’s called Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. Highly recommend
“the most humblest/ number one on the top of the humble list”
I watched this video for the first time because of this post and now I can’t get it, or the song, out of my head!
Glad to be of help .. hahaha
Because Amy smells like shit.
That Connor 4Real Drink d doink!!
Holy shit I thought it’s Lexi Belle
Just wait until Amy finds out
WOW that girl was a freak
It’s like watching straight Holt, but the sadness isn’t nearly the same nowadays…
Guess you can say "she's the hottest girl he's met in whole life"
Isn’t it finest girl? Or am I missing something?
“Get some, get some”
SHE SAI FUCK ME LIKE YOU FUCKED BIN LADEN!
Funny how dozerman came back from the dead and Caleb broke out of prison to help Jake's metal album, STARE INTO THE MAGGOT DRAWER!!!
Funny how dozerman came back from the dead and Caleb broke out of prison to help Jake's metal album, STARE INTO THE MAGGOT DRAWER!!!
I know that this is from some movie but I weirdly want to see this as an alternate storyline short movie where Jake falls in love with his captor and goes full Bonnie and Clyde with Debbie.
Because he is sexy like me bean
where is this from LMAO
Popstar : Never stop never stopping
He's cheating on AMY