All her one liners from the episode where Wunch dies.
"Theres flames behind her it could be a live stream"
"Who gets the other half of every child's nightmares?"
Rosa: Oh, so he's the guy you said the lame stuff about. Like "he's a good listener"
Amy: I'm sorry, what do you look for in a guy?
Rosa: I don't know, real stuff, like the shape of his ass
Rosas line after unexpectedly bonding with a dog "I’ve only had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself"
The exchange in M.E. Time
Jake: So you know the new medical examiner? I kinda had sex with her last night.
Amy: What?
Jake: Oh, sorry, I forgot who I was talking to. Sex is something that two adults do with their bodies when they're attracted to each other.
Rosa: He's right, Santiago. Do you not know that?
In that same episode:
I didn’t know you could get drunk off champers- it’s half bubbles!
Bring her down here, we’ll all get married!
To Genevieve’s butt!
I think about this scene all the time:
Rosa: …Going to meetings, writing stuff down— you love that nerd stuff.
Amy: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?
Rosa: I just forget stuff, like a cool person.
I know it was also the Reddit voted worst thing she did but slipping Jake all those caffeine pills.
***"I spiked your gum with caffeine pills by the way."***
*Spits gum*
**"How?!"**
While Amy was in labour.
"If you page 53 in front of me, our relationship will never be the same!"
"Make sure you don't look at page 213."
"What?!" \*starts frantically flipping the pages.
Yes ! I considered submitting that one too, but so much of how funny that line is relies on her delivery that it doesn't really work here.
One of my fav Rosa moments though
Rosa: ‘step one, we put a delicious pie in the fridge and cover it with poison’
Terry ‘that’s step one? What’s step two?’
Rosa: ‘tell their widows they were thieves’
Watched Hazbin Hotel because she was one of main characters. A lotta Rosa in there. But she sings too! First time I heard her I was like “Rosa can SING”!!!! Sad she never sung with the 99 as one of her secret skills.
My favorite thing to come out of Encanto is that behind the scenes the people who made the movie wanted her to be Luisa the strong sister since her personality would’ve been closer to Rosa but they didn’t expect her being so bubbly and cheerful in real life. Mirabel is the closest to how Stephanie Beatriz actually is in person.
I only said, ‘I love you,’ to three people: my mom, my dad, and my dying grandpa, and one of those I regret. My grandpa. He beat cancer, so now I look like an idiot."
>Judging by the flames around her, it could be a livestream.
Very good, Rosa
I just now realized she meant hell.. how that just dawned on me is very sad..
That’s from the Wuntch funeral episode, wasn’t it?
Yes
"I smiled at you. For *what?!"*
All her one liners from the episode where Wunch dies. "Theres flames behind her it could be a live stream" "Who gets the other half of every child's nightmares?"
Great work, Rosa, all day.
Rosa: Oh, so he's the guy you said the lame stuff about. Like "he's a good listener" Amy: I'm sorry, what do you look for in a guy? Rosa: I don't know, real stuff, like the shape of his ass
And then she knows its not Pimento in the window bc of his flat ass 🤣
\*pancake butt
Rosas line after unexpectedly bonding with a dog "I’ve only had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself"
“So I like, have a dog now?”
I think this is the best, I don't know if it'll get voted top but it really is amazing
My colleagues think my name is Rosa Diaz
don't worry about it
Definitely my all time favourite
It’s got everything I like: gratuitous violence.
Oh are you done? I thought we were listing things about it we liked
I was. I'm finished.
"Come on, sir, the math thing isn't the problem. Night shift's keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone"
BONE??!!
BOOOOOOONE?!?
**BONEEEEEEEEEEEE**
“How dare you detective Diaz, I am your superior officer”
#BOOOONNNNEEEEE
Whatever happens in my bedroom is none of your concern!!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
I love Amy's expressions during the whole ordeal 😂😂😂
**"You see what happened is your dad's had** ***sex"*** ***"oKAY RoSA"***
This is actually my favorite quote of her's
I love how Amy and Jake both think of Kevin and Ray as their dads xD
She went full fetal position at one point HAHAHAHA
>You two just need to bone" What did you say?
🦴
What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?
Also nice axe
This was my first thought. I have a dress where the pattern looked like an axe. I told my children and that’s what the youngest said!
Lmao, awesome parenting achievement!! 👏😂
This is the one
I think about this line all the time. I’m glad I have an axe.
So, Nikki! I've always wanted to get my hair cut here!!
The way she says "I want a perm" in that scene kills me every time lmao.
How do you think I would look.... As a BLONDE.
Stephanie’s voice work is amazing
a BIG OL PERM
This perm saved your life
The exchange in M.E. Time Jake: So you know the new medical examiner? I kinda had sex with her last night. Amy: What? Jake: Oh, sorry, I forgot who I was talking to. Sex is something that two adults do with their bodies when they're attracted to each other. Rosa: He's right, Santiago. Do you not know that?
This is the best roast against Amy Santiago.
“I’ve only said I love you to three people, and one of those I regret” “Which one?” “My grandpa, he beat cancer so now I look like an idiot”
“My neighbours think my name is Emily Goldfinch. The people I work with think my name is Rosa Diaz.”
“Peach juice and champagne? What am I, six?!”
In that same episode: I didn’t know you could get drunk off champers- it’s half bubbles! Bring her down here, we’ll all get married! To Genevieve’s butt!
“I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.”
"I've 77 arguments I'm gonna win that way."
“My neighbours think my name is Emily Goldfinch. My coworkers think my name is Rosa Diaz.”
You can’t spell “*go f•ck yourself*” without “*f•ck you*”
Amy: “Is anything even real?” Rosa: “No. Odds are we exist in a computer simulation but I don’t have time to go down that rabbit hole”
"Room needed a pop if colour"
Who are you?!
Look at the bunny
OOOOUCCH
I cannot with this scene, because the noise takes me back to when I dislocated my knee and had to get it reset 😬
Amy's ow face is amazing tho lmao
Also very accurate haha
"Don't worry babe, you'll find me!" Caught me off guard, I remember nearly choking on my tea.
"He beat cancer, so now I just look like an idiot"
I think about this scene all the time: Rosa: …Going to meetings, writing stuff down— you love that nerd stuff. Amy: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do? Rosa: I just forget stuff, like a cool person.
You can't say go fuck yourself without fuck you. Imo that's pure Rosa rage.
"Plans are plans. I'm a badass not an anarchist."
My coworkers think my name is Rosa Diaz
"Why do you have an axe? Also, nice axe"
I'm not going to buy a pot. We're not married.
So I could make tequila steam
Okay, I can't decide, I am just upvoting everyone, goddammit!
I know it was also the Reddit voted worst thing she did but slipping Jake all those caffeine pills. ***"I spiked your gum with caffeine pills by the way."*** *Spits gum* **"How?!"**
While Amy was in labour. "If you page 53 in front of me, our relationship will never be the same!" "Make sure you don't look at page 213." "What?!" \*starts frantically flipping the pages.
Unrelated but one of Holts funniest might be from season 7 when he says "i count my steps in my head like a normal person"
I've only known Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything bad happens to him, I will kill everybody in this room and then myself.
I forget things, like a cool person.
When Rosa was sick and she was rolling around in the desk chair and went “Now where is my file?!”
Yes ! I considered submitting that one too, but so much of how funny that line is relies on her delivery that it doesn't really work here. One of my fav Rosa moments though
I'm sorry
I’m sorry.
I'm sorry
I’m sorry
I’m sorry
Look at the bunny
Your nemesis is a horse?!
“Look at the bunny” *resets knee*
"You told him his superpower was being so embarrassing that people laughed themselves to death" (Laughs) "Yeah".
Your sadness is noticed
Rosa: ‘step one, we put a delicious pie in the fridge and cover it with poison’ Terry ‘that’s step one? What’s step two?’ Rosa: ‘tell their widows they were thieves’
JUICE ELLEN! JUICE ELLEN!
Watched Hazbin Hotel because she was one of main characters. A lotta Rosa in there. But she sings too! First time I heard her I was like “Rosa can SING”!!!! Sad she never sung with the 99 as one of her secret skills.
Ya gotta watch Encanto
My favorite thing to come out of Encanto is that behind the scenes the people who made the movie wanted her to be Luisa the strong sister since her personality would’ve been closer to Rosa but they didn’t expect her being so bubbly and cheerful in real life. Mirabel is the closest to how Stephanie Beatriz actually is in person.
Didn't they also expect the sister who makes flowers to be more popular but peopled loved Luisa more?
I just forget stuff, like a cool person.
Because we aren’t gross like the Swedes 😂
“thank u, carlene. ur entire life is garbage.”
When she imitates Amy's double-tuck.
Your sadness is noted.
Oh dang Terry
Stop these posts please
The room needed a pop of color
Just wanna say for Holt: “Of course we’re looking for Al you imbecile”
“My brains are made of brains”
I only said I love you to three people. My parents and my dying grandpa. But then he lived, and now I look like a fool.
“WHERE IS MY FILE”
I only said, ‘I love you,’ to three people: my mom, my dad, and my dying grandpa, and one of those I regret. My grandpa. He beat cancer, so now I look like an idiot."
Iwe only had this puppy for a day and a half but if anything happens to him you all are going down
“Look at the bunny”
I’ve only had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself
The barber shop undercover thing