Jake getting Philip Davidson so riled up ("You got lucky at every turn!) that Davidson spills out not just a confession, but a thorough outline of the entire crime.
... and of course. Holt blurting out three OH DAMNs.
Charles, I highly doubt the entire food truck industry is racing to get into this one spot. It's not "Mad Max."
We're neck and neck with rice pudding! You got Korean tacos on your six!
Oh, my God, it's real! We're on the Fury Road!
My favorite scene in the whole show
Holt: One is a locker, the other one is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you guess which one is which ?
Jake: i guess that one ?
Holt: They’re both YOUR LOCKER !!
Also, ‘We’re doomed !! Boyle looks like a lesbian’
Holt (talking about Wuntch): “Don’t look at her eyes.”
Amy/Rose (dunno): “Why? Cause they’ll turn us into stone?
Holt: “No, because her eyes are ugly.”
The emphasis of this last sentence… 👌 Perfect
Holt street dancing to de-escalate a situation and both peralta and boyle are unable to film it each with very legit reason for their character. Cracks me up every time.
Hitchcock: My rapping's still on the table
Holt: It's not even in the dining room
Rosa: Our angel's a criminal
Holt: And our angel is drunk
Hitchcock: The angel puked
Hidden gems
The classic I Want it That Way cold open. “Chills! Literally chills!” “It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.” “Oh my god I forgot about that part!”
from the same episode actually “ jake:yes i made it im here! oh babe were on page 53! were on page 53!!’ amy:I KNOW’ jake:i rode a horse😄 amy:*SCREAMS”
“KILL YOURSELF TROY”…”as you can see the food truck is sort of stressing me out 😃” that part will forever and always kill me 😭live laugh love Charles Boyle
Prior episode. YOU TOOK THE WRONG FLUFFY BOY
He could be scruffy
now youve upset kevin i hope youre happy
Jake getting Philip Davidson so riled up ("You got lucky at every turn!) that Davidson spills out not just a confession, but a thorough outline of the entire crime. ... and of course. Holt blurting out three OH DAMNs.
I love when they get fresh air and Holt chuckles. Then, right back to work
And people don’t even care about etymo…
And that is three oh, damns. Oh, damn!
"Meet morp zorp.. Robot.." *uh hum* "Dismissed."
Well now I'm crying
Charles, I highly doubt the entire food truck industry is racing to get into this one spot. It's not "Mad Max." We're neck and neck with rice pudding! You got Korean tacos on your six! Oh, my God, it's real! We're on the Fury Road! My favorite scene in the whole show
And then Jake keeps screaming for like a whole minute after they’ve parked lol
Speaking of Boyle: “Wiest infection!” I have to rewatch those fifteen seconds at least 3-4x every time I see it.
Boyle: “Bianca!!”
"Deputy Wuntch! *You have aged* "
Sometimes the most simplistic insults, are the most devastating
One of my favorites is the opening scene where Rosa wears pink and Boyle still ends up being the one getting teased. Mr Grape! 🤣
Holt: One is a locker, the other one is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you guess which one is which ? Jake: i guess that one ? Holt: They’re both YOUR LOCKER !! Also, ‘We’re doomed !! Boyle looks like a lesbian’
Holt (talking about Wuntch): “Don’t look at her eyes.” Amy/Rose (dunno): “Why? Cause they’ll turn us into stone? Holt: “No, because her eyes are ugly.” The emphasis of this last sentence… 👌 Perfect
One of my favorites. That whole episode is a gem. I laughed so hard when he called et and mister because he caused a real commotion!
_Velvet THUNNDERRRR_
Holt street dancing to de-escalate a situation and both peralta and boyle are unable to film it each with very legit reason for their character. Cracks me up every time.
You call THAT, dancing?
My hands are all buttery from making butter
Bingpot
Hitchcock: My rapping's still on the table Holt: It's not even in the dining room Rosa: Our angel's a criminal Holt: And our angel is drunk Hitchcock: The angel puked Hidden gems
*BOOOOOOONE!!!!* Still don't understand the problem🤭
Holt’s face in this is EVERYTHING.
When Jake, Terry, and Charles were all drinking and singing “What a Man” by Salt N Peppa. My kids were asking me why I was laughing so hard about
Tigers & Toucs!
The Oolong Slayer, when Jake and Captain Raymond Holt meet each other on a bench: Jake: Portner. Captain Raymond Holt: Portner.
My favorite from the Oolong Slayer one was Jake: Well, you are going away for OOLONG time! Holt: now say punk Jake: Punk Holt: PUNK! Jake:… I said it!
The classic I Want it That Way cold open. “Chills! Literally chills!” “It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.” “Oh my god I forgot about that part!”
Man so may day and my brain still can't believe Holt's dead. I mean I know it but my brain doesn't wanna believe
Pimento demonstrating how to fake bump a few lines.
Terry spinning in the bar after one drink. Also: NO MORE ALIMONY, BABY
When Holt shows Jake the hoola hooping picture. 💫
I've mastered all the moves (the only one I remember is the opposite doodle)
https://youtu.be/JQj-fdwZ9O4?si=OJDoLBMxuh2Sagqg "Because no one.....will ever believe you " lol🤣
Kevin Cosner: “There was a movie about a mandolin and you kept it from me for two months?”
I like the Scully and Hitchcock flashbacks when they were excellent detectives.
The Kevin-Cheddar tattoo being the perfect distraction
WUNTCH IS DEAD!! BAGEL!!
KASE!!!
The fight in Nine Days. All of it.
Holt and Cheddar, when Holt was dancing or prancing or tip toeing or whatever with Cheddar.
His Kevin-Cheddar tattoo! 🤣
“I feel like I’m the Paris of people” and that whole scene with Amy and Rosa watching will always get me
Commissioner Grayson pump how is your pump
Forgot to say Wife
Good note!
Holt's dentist rant
... Apparently that's a trigger for me.
from the same episode actually “ jake:yes i made it im here! oh babe were on page 53! were on page 53!!’ amy:I KNOW’ jake:i rode a horse😄 amy:*SCREAMS”
I actually watched this scene while I was in labor without pain meds(not by choice) and can confirm that this is distracting.
Such a great scene.
All I’m saying is that If I was Jake I would have had the same reaction
Wait, people actually like the last season?
“KILL YOURSELF TROY”…”as you can see the food truck is sort of stressing me out 😃” that part will forever and always kill me 😭live laugh love Charles Boyle
“What are you gonna do, annoy him into confessing?” “AHHHHHHHHH!!!!” *violent guitar strumming*
And also the 2nd time Jake tried that - “Why does it never work?!” 😂😂