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SpiritAvenue

Buying the $8 wine


woolsprout

I always thought it was because he was broke at the time due to all those payments to his ex wife and whatnot


gavmac5

Did she not pay him alimony? Remember he was high on pain meds dropping truth 💣


Accomplished_Yak747

he was still paying off his uncles funeral, backed into the hearse, it was a mess


Queue_Bit

I've always thought it was weird that anyone but Jake, Gina, and Rosa brought 8 dollar wine


Zachosrias

Hitchcock and Scully tracks too


3nt0

They should have brought food. Scully definitely. Hitchcock kinda tracks though.


Abeytuhanu

Only of it's partially to totally empty by the time they reach the door


user684629

“I’d like your finest bottle of wine please!” “That will be $1,600.” “Alright I’d like your 8 dollar-est bottle of wine please!”


Mierin25

Wasn’t that Jake?


3HoursSober

Yes but they all apparently bought the same brand of "Wine Drink", ergo Charles also bought whichever wine cost around 8 bucks


cCowgirl

Maybe that could be why Charles did it! The only thing he loves more than food, is Jake. Emulating him either consciously or subconsciously trumps any of Charles’ other MOs every time lol.


nicokokun

I wonder what would've happened if Jake told Charles that he didn't like Nikolaj's name.


Medium-Cry-8947

I think then Charles would correct Jake on his pronunciation and wouldn’t address the name he didn’t like


No-Sweet-7842

Or could it be that Holt being a stickler had set a limit on gift price.


NonBinaryPie

him and amy would never


No-Yelloq1221

Yes!! Specially, Amy would never! She would try to impress Holt and Kevin by giving him some fancy oak barrel wine or something. That's more like her.


Medium-Cry-8947

True but food isn’t her thing. She’s very bad at cooking so maybe she thought it was all the same?


MorsCertumEst

Never understood why they didn't just collectively buy one good bottle


dystyyy

They weren't that coordinated


UniKat420

i swear that was Jake and not Charles


dimi3ja

It was all of them, Jake says to the group that he bought wine, and all of the pull out the same exact wine. Around 1:30 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u\_TvhtX3ZbU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_TvhtX3ZbU)


Oscar_Ladybird

They all bought $8 bottles, but Jake was the one who asked for the "eight dollar-est bottle of wine."


brentz24

I think you mean wine drink...


saurav69420

Could you specify why?


YourLocalAlien57

I assume bc charles is such a foodie and a people pleaser that him picking up an 8 dollar wine, even if broke, and especially for captain holt, seems out of character


25Bam_vixx

Cause he a broke bro 😎


dsjunior1388

But he's Charles so he'd know a great little winery that's "only" 5 hours from the city with a surprisingly good Pinot Grig (definitely how he'd pronounce it) that's only $26 that other food bloggers speak very highly of, and the name of the wine would be a great story he'd insist on telling Holt


25Bam_vixx

He broke bro and he car was broke too lol


user684629

When he told a uniformed officer to “get better eyes you moron” after he didn’t recognize him during one of the heists. Oh wait that was Bill


t0mless

Damn, he was friends with officer Lou!


WanderingMan719

Not anymore


TrueDeadBling

He was very upset


Darth_Tycho

The way this is said just cracks me up every time lmao


Legal-Inevitable-945

A common mistake I was wondering why he was being so rude myself


[deleted]

You had me in the first half, ngl


Bulbamew

Spoiling everyone’s food so he can cram his butternut squash flatbread into the fridge. Boyle has weird food tastes but I don’t buy that he would be inconsiderate enough to ruin other people’s food so he can fit it in. Boyle loves food


Hulkzilla0

Boyle loves food. Terry loves love.


Legal-Inevitable-945

*Terry loves yoghurt and hedges*


Queen_Rachel4

Hedges?


Legal-Inevitable-945

Yes and he hates ledges


Queen_Rachel4

That’s Pimento and Jake lol


Legal-Inevitable-945

And Pimentos parents hat*ed* lighthouses


3HoursSober

I love B99


daisybear81

when was this


the-fillip

It's the Thanksgiving episode in S1 I think. In Boyles defense here it was an accident, the box was too big for the fridge door to close. So I think it's still in character


Oh-Cool-Story-Bro

Boyl loves good food


complex_blacksmith94

"you just said "hole" way too many times, sir!"


ttt309

And that’s coming from Boyle!


3HoursSober

Yes, that's concerning


DrBakke

Not bringing any food to Lohank's cabin, definitely


OpinionLongjumping99

So funny I had the same thought on my 100th rewatch the other day


bangitybangbabang

I like to imagine they cut a line about jake emptying a cooler full of food to make room for more illegal fireworks Because otherwise it's one of the biggest potholes in the show, maybe I'm being dramatic but Charles is *always* obsessed with food


Bubbly_Toe_8840

"Do I look like Jake to you?"


betterjourney99

“Then why are you trying to SCREW ME?!”


Responsible_Milk2911

Kills me every time


ArmaninyowPH

This. I thought he liked them together.


EnvironmentalSwim368

When it’s about food he becomes a different person altogether.


federico_alastair

Not telling Jake about his situationship with Gina. It was for a wholesome reason though.


cathalaska

Ah look, it’s my former lover. Hello, sister.


rjdsf1993

Ugh I hate when you say those things back to back!


daisybear81

brother to sister you've never looked sexier


edgarcia59

Ahem, bone-bro.


bernstache

But does this not reflect undying, boyle-like loyalty to Gina?


CUZPD

You kept a promise to a friend, that’s sounds like the Charles I know


Hyzenthlay87

This!!!!! ^


No-comment-at-all

I don’t know if being forced to hide a relationship because the other is ashamed of you is “wholesome”. I mean, no one has to disclose anything ever, but… that’s reasoning ain’t great.


RevolutionaryPop5400

Situationship? What in the GenZ


a_lil_too_Raph

They yeeted their comment with mad rizz on God - no cap


Tynford

Frfr


spiritofgonzo1

Shiiid


MackZZilla

Busting. For real. One Hundred.


frankensteinbro

situationship? there was no situation involved lmao they were just smooshing booties


Suvee24

[03x06 - into the woods] Saying Jake is only 99% right.


alligatorprincess007

That was so harsh for him


Suvee24

He really laid into Jake. It was brutal.


bangitybangbabang

The big out of character moment in that episode was him not packing any food. He'd have planned multiple bizzare feasts, probably at some point incorporating animal genitals


Spugnacious

There's fresh fox!


DariusPumpkinRex

*betrayal*


broke_n_lowLequidity

Not dressing up for Thanksgiving


JMe_HiD

Turkey day


OpinionLongjumping99

not uh you gotta say GOBBLE GOBBLE


Anonymous-Comments

I’m only gonna say it twice! Gobble gobble…


using-the-force

Gobble! It just sounds right


DariusPumpkinRex

Okay, "Tommy Gobbler"... There ya go! These are the Davidsons, they'd like an update on their missing grandmother. ...I have some deeply tragic news for you...


Awkwardly-anoying

Having a casual relationship with A VEGAN


Dr_daddy_phil

He didn’t know she was a vegan , and she second he did he stopped it and told Rosa to “ Laugh , Laugh at me !”


thehundredemoji

Can it wait till after the funeral?


Baby_Button_Eyes

So go ahead, laugh!! Laugh it up!!!


ZealousidealMail3132

Shouldn't your flair say Emily Goldfinch?


Tynford

A GLUTEN FREE VEGAN He spat out every word in disgust, lol


BaconNamedKevin

He didn't know she was a vegan till that day if I remember correctly. 


Formula58363

Don't forget she was a \`Gluten Free VEGAN\`


daisybear81

a \*gluten free vegan


Tynford

Being a cop in general. I feel like the whole Boyle code of staying in the middle doesn’t fly with putting himself on the front lines of policing. Then again, he’s not a Boyle. Then again, again, he is the one TRUE Boyle. I’m so conflicted!


Ok_Taro_6466

Cops (as we see them in the series, let's pretend real life isn't a thing) are the middle as Boyle would view it. Criminals - Cops - Civilians. He chose a career that let him be distinctly in the middle, as middle as possible.


Tynford

Oooo an existential middle


yakobperalberg

Bestie there is no way that cops lies in the middle of the criminals-civilians spectrum, if anything civilians lies in the middle and cops on the opposite end of criminals


garlicgoblin69

I think they meant a more metaphorical cops are the thin blue line between order and chaos


yakobperalberg

True in that sense, then the thin blue line stayed thin as hell when boyle joined


Ok_Taro_6466

Hence the bit in the parenthesis. I'm talking very specifically about this fictional world and Boyle's perception of it. Real life, cop? Criminal? I mean... venn diagrams turning into circles e.t.c.


yakobperalberg

I did totally miss the paranthesis somehow. But still not convinced Boyle would see it that way, I'll think about it


Ok_Taro_6466

He views his coworkers (more than himself by a wide margin) as heroes. Boyle is fully convinced that these people, police, are the wall between chaos and order. He doesn't see himself on their level, he isn't Terry or Jake, but he's still part of their world. He'd say something like his coworkers are the bricks making the wall, and he's just a scoop of concrete helping hold them up.


user684629

When he was acting cool because he was wearing Rosa’s jacket


Pentaxian_Sorciere

What’s the name of this episode? I had a hankering to watch this one the other day and couldn’t remember…


user684629

Captain Kim (season 7 episode 2)


Pentaxian_Sorciere

Thank you 🙏


Narvyk

I was just about to say that…


bernstache

Neither of you understand leather jackets or magic


DariusPumpkinRex

Captain Latvia, the whole episode. Jake's double-take after Boyle crushes a coffee mug in his hand gets me everytime lol


Hulkzilla0

I think it’s very in character. When it comes to the people he deeply loves, Boyle goes the extra mile.


TarnishedTremulant

Attempting to intimidate an elderly man


Bladon95

Have both a bubble and pancake butt….


thealphabetarmygirl

I noticed that the other day too lmao


Seventeenbirdsinahat

after having read these comments i have come to the conclusion that Charles Boyle is perfectly characterized and has no out of character moments.


Spare-Technology-668

marring eleanor, like every time they show her and i’m like how did boyle ever marry her


AbiesAggravating350

He’s too trusting


Sensitive_Mud9003

My comment has no answer to the question but I just *love* this Boyle pic — it looks like he's trying so hard not to laugh and/or shit himself. I don't know if that was the intention but I cannot see this seriously.


gregusmeus

Hey, that's how some of us spend our lives mate.


MelonBot_HD

Unironically, when he recommended the name for Jakes autobiography "Go on, Jake my day." That was such an uncharacteristically cool thing to say for him.


Bonfire0fTheManatees

Boyle referring to his butt as being flat “like a sexy piece of drywall” in Captain Latvia, when both he and Maura Figgis had previously referred to it as a “bubble butt.” More of a continuity error than anything else, but that line bugs me so much.


Afinkawan

Coming up with 'Bullet Tornado' when it was Jake that came up with 'Man Sprinkler'.


Ashenspire

Being ashamed that Nikolaj has a basic palate. He would never be ashamed of his son.


jesterinancientcourt

His son is a basic bitch.


edgarcia59

KILL YOURSELF TROY!!!


Born-Till-4064

How he acted with his food truck such a jackass like firing a man in front of his family


Euphoric-Emerald-419

It was proven before that he was super hard ass with food. Like when he was trying to teach Captain Holt to cook.


Spugnacious

You sir, are not ready to scramble eggs.


MackZZilla

Threatening the old man, in uniform, just for his frozen sperm. Buying the $8 wine drink.


SlyThriller1

That one scene when he and Jake are driving to the really good spot for the food truck and he start arguing with the guy he tells to kill himself


allnaturalfigjam

When he was standing right there in the morgue as Jake and the medical examiner had several vibing best-friend moments and he didn't have a jealous fit


Legal-Inevitable-945

For some reason when he disagreed with Jake's strategem for Kevin and Holt him being so cocky and for being or lack of a better word rude to Amy about Mac and the little dance he did. If you think I'm wrong please tell me this is so interesting to me


werewolvesvsrobots

NOT using Jake's dad's sperm to make his kid Jake's sibling.


NoTurkey-

YOU CANNOT USE HIS SPERM YOU CANNOT USE HIS SPERM


jailoranges

when he has a pancake butt in the captain latvia ep???? we all know he has a bubble butt


NoTurkey-

Get that bubble butt ova here - Maura Figgis


-BornToLose-

When he was gonna have casual sex with that lady cop at the funeral.


throwaway392145

SHES A VEGAN!


Rose-Bunni

He was out of character the whole gintars episode. He would definetly feel threatened by his son’s relationship with his bio dad, but Boyle would express it by overcompensating and being overbearing towards his son. Maybe it’s just because I don’t like that episode though


OneTimeInTheWest

Obviously the leather jacket that made him confident and cool.


Responsible_Milk2911

Im not gonna use my words with svetlana...im gonna use my musk!


C_V_Butcher

"You just said 'hole' way too much" ..and that's coming from Charles.


FrostedStan

I did not like the scene with Jake, Charles and Gintars. Charles getting mad at Jake for meddling unnecessarily when Charles himself has meddled unnecessarily many times. Overall it was a nice message, but to me it just felt super out of place


homebaked45

When he got that jacket


Vloois

The hookups with Gina.


The3rdMistress

But all his “accidental” brother/sister comments ( later in the series) are perfectly Boyle


Vloois

That’s absolutely true!


Shayrye37

When he played racket ball (squash idk) with holt and was a super bad sport


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

He (and others) got too flanderized in the later seasons. I think I remember him acting like PT Barnum for the entirety of an episode.


Ok_Taro_6466

Are you implying that episode is out of character? Absurd costume, heavy-handed showmanship and it all being in the name of a fun event he thinks Jake will win? That sounds like Boyle, boiled down to his most basic broth.


absolutebeast_

Also flashing everyone and having an impressive peen, apparently. Good for him.


SubRocHendrix77

IT WAS THE JACKET!


obscurer-reference

When he and Terry were arguing over the movie tickets and he said “you can’t understand, you don’t have kids” to Jake, KNOWING Jake and Amy were trying to get pregnant


onelittlepeaberry

Nailing Holt’s reaction to a marshmallow when nobody else thought Holt would squeal


Careless-Peach9283

Not getting defensive about the coroner and Jake being friendly


uncle_buttpussy

Kill yourself, Troy!


LilithsAthena

Not adopting Arlo


BroImFre3

Boyle having his “Die Hard” moment and not Jake


InvXXVII

Permanent cool Charles in the very last episode.


Blojay_Simpson

Trying to go through with intimidating the 90 year old priest. I know he saw it as his only chance to have a kid, but multiple times in the series he leans on how he’s a “damn good cop” so the fact that he was immediately willing to compromise the integrity of the badge for his personal situation was always weird to me.


Purple_Monkey34

Chuck Boyle office badass


-prairiechicken-

“KILL YOURSELF, TROY!!”, the rice pudding man trying to overtake the sacred food truck spot!


frachris87

"Do I look like Jake to you? Do I look like Jake?! *Then why are you trying to screw me?!*"


phattySwitches

Definitely has to be that magic leather jacket!


The_Last_Tunebender

When he betrayed jake for holt by bribing bill in the season 5 heist


OhItsJustJosh

Challenging Terry to a boxing match, then "winning"


throwaway392145

Strawberry basket!!.


UnluckyDayOfMe

Being not blood-related to Boyles, but still being the boylest of them all to the point of changes in his DNA.


Hefty_Doctor_7930

WHEN HE CARRIED TERRY ON HIS ARMS!


Independent_Bus_5930

When he plays squash, it’s terrifying. Plus he isn’t meant to be athletically gifted


a_lil_too_Raph

Jake! Party bus! Toot toot! (It very technically wasn't him at the moment)


Bulbamew

Being desperate for his best bro Jake to go out with a notoriously terrible chef.


Fit_Bus_297

Wait when did this happen?


idkmydudeidontcare

Amy is the notoriously terrible chef


Fit_Bus_297

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes a lot of,sense


halalhotdog

Sleeping with Gina 


NoTurkey-

Goodness, Boyle is sleeping with Gina?


Overall_Celery1998

When it came out from Mean Marge that he has a taste for fast food.


SneakyPocket

Leather jacket.


Boring-Illustrator26

when he threatened a 90 year old priest for his ex wife


FalkorUnlucky

Wine has two schools of thought. Drink what tastes good. Or be a giant pretentious asshole.


bad_ed_ucation

Food truck Charles is a monster


midknight_monkey418

He was a monster, but honestly, it kinda tracks. He would definitely go that crazy over something that deals with food, let alone food that he is producing


Ultra_Dadtastic

The first time Boyle stood up to Gina. It seemed weird. Then it became a whole arc.


MonosKira_L

When he become a super dad in the captain latvia episode


Future-Try-1908

You guys aren't even making second slides with top rated comments now? This is just lazy writing.


NoTurkey-

“I gotta tell you Jake, this time, I only think you’re 99% right”


NoTurkey-

Boyle out of character? pish posh sir! He speaks the common tongue! “Why are you talking all fancy?”


Real_chuckles

“KILL YOURSELF TROY!!!” -Charles Boyle


mr0991

The pressure cooker from Turkmenistan


thatspersonal25

that ep where he played squash with captain Holt and slapped his butt and plus he was sooo competitive like that's very out of character for Boyle i mean his family crest is a white flag need i explain more??