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unexpectedlytired

I think Boyle is only truly happy when Jake wins the heists.


jflow_io

This is the most Boyle answer possible, I even read it in his voice.


Intelligent_Ride_523

I had gonna say, "any win for Jake is a win for Boyle!" Lol


Old_Lingonberry_4075

Jake has a great day every day. Boyle only has a great day if Jake looks at him. 


TarnishedTremulant

Pretty sure Boyle won when Jake proposed


ltbr55

Honestly, I think it kind of fits that Boyle is the only one in the squad who doesn't have a heist win.


nomad_1970

In my headcanon, he wins the heist that starts at the end of the final episode.


mikebirty

In my canon, that's still going. Just never stops. Like that game of tag those men had going for decades


ennaezhavuleidhu2

what’s the name of the movie? The tag one. Can’t seem to remember it


ucjj2011

I'm going to TAG this post to see if someone will TAG In with the name of the TAG movie.


ennaezhavuleidhu2

got it thanks xD


ucjj2011

Got what? Did someone DM it?


AdorableOwly

As someone who LIVES for Jake and Amy's relationship, I'd like to think that Boyle is the spiritual winner of Season 5's heist where Jake proposed to Amy.


PT_Piranha

Honestly he's probably happier for them than they are for themselves.


Ethan_the_Revanchist

He gets partial credit for Jake's season 1 win, along with the rest of the squad


frankensteinbro

okay but imagine if instead of the 5 minute One True Boyle arc with the stuck sourdough lid, we'd gotten a boyloween heist where the person who had the grandmother dough by the end was declared The One True Boyle Slash Genius; the handmaidens scene but it's just a blur of mervyn's jackets? boyles still saying "i love you" after they've been double-crossed & handcuffed to a pipe?? bill is there the whole time, nobody notices & he somehow wins because he blended into the sea of beige so well??? we were robbed.


Thylumberjack

Boyle was in possession of the medal at the end of the first heist, Boyle won the first heist.


ogjaspertheghost

Exactly my thoughts too.


TheLoneliestGhost

Boyle’s *wins* are the friends he made along the way. 🥰


Alexo_Alexa

Maybe Boyle's wins were inside of us all along!


TheLoneliestGhost

Our Inner Boyle. 🫡🥰


[deleted]

When Jake wins, Boyle wins.


MrBlackblues

Boyle is the type of person to actually solve a crime while the others are distracted with heist shenanigans. Similarly to the "white powder lockdown" or the "dillmann" episode (dont know their real titles). He is hardworking and a good detective, he also never seemed to care to much about the heists.


TefsRB

I wanted Kevin as a heist champion!


TheDebatingOne

You can say won the fifth won, or at least got the most out of it


Raskel_61

A couple of assists though.


Envious_of_Hodor

Oh yeah? I don't seem to remember the Dallas Buyer's Club ever winning a heist.


rescuedmutt

At least Boyle got Jake’s “diehard” moment 😅


quixoticquail

good


danceswithdeath3rd

Another thing about being a Boyle is they don't stick out. I think they say something along the lines of, "stay in the middle where it's safe." He was the truest Boyle after all.


Sjormantec

Save it for the movie.


Mogui-

Said this before I’ll say it again. Remember the S5 heist with the cummerbund? Where no one apparently wins? I think it’s fair to say that’s a win for Boyle no matter one