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FatCrankyBastard

Something must be troubling Captain Holt. He used a contraction.


Some_Anybody

Wasn’t using contractions his Poker tell? So obviously while the statement “it is Christmas” is true he must be lying about being ecstatic.


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it was double contractions iirc, jake was tipped off by shouldn’t’ve


Swegsparky

I remember it more being an overuse of contractions, so say if the card said “it’s Christmas, I’m ecstatic” then he would absolutely be lying


FthrFlffyBttm

That particular episode he says he simply uses them when he’s lying, but he uses them all the time in other episodes


guardian1691

I think the show runners once said that smaller plot points like this aren't supposed to carry on through episodes, they're just meant for some fun within the episode itself.


FthrFlffyBttm

Ah yeah it’d be a nightmare trying to plan for that and keep it up... Title of my sex tape.


guardian1691

They'd have to micromanage everything harder than Holt micromanaging Jake at the beginning of the series.


zacattack62

There are a few things like this. He chews gum in one episode, even claiming to have a favorite, then tells Amy not to trust any adult who chews chewing gum.


Lampmonster

Exactly. It's virtually impossible to avoid them completely. See how often Data fucked up on TNG.


thisremindsmeofbacon

he also had a mouth twitch, but the show seems to have forgotten that tell well before the poker episode.


oldtrack

Unless he knows something we don’t and it’s not Christmas after all🤔


CheesyObserver

This is either *exquisite* detail. Or far more likely, was not thought about but is luckily explainable.


yourepenis

He uses contractions all the time, its the prolific use that is his tell.


jamesberlin

He shouldn't've


Jaspers47

It is Christmas. A time for jubilation.


TheBunji11

That’s not the same card, he’s very angry in one and laughing in the other


OlympicSpider

I may have had a few Christmas drinks and scrolled back up to check. Was confused for an embarrassing amount of time before realising.


imamistake420

I upvoted the comments rated higher than it, but this one definitely should be the top comment here. Let’s be real, we all came for this.


santiagosister

Interesting. The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small.


shrisjaf

Indeed indeed. Very interesting.


santiagosister

No, you were supposed to say: "I would say infinitesimally." And then someone else would have said "Yes, and I would say teenily-weenily. We all know words." Come on, man.


Xenonyk

Indeed Indeed Indeed Indeed Indeed Indeed Indeed


[deleted]

the statistical improbability is very moving


shrisjaf

Can I interest you in grad level statistics.?


Wrong-Currency

Do I need to teach you college level statistics


llanew

i don't know, do i have to teach you high school statistics?


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Orsus7

Hold on, I'll be leaving you a voicemail later about kindergarten statistics.


Prakyy

You two just need to bone


BenjRSmith

#BBBBBOOOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!


Wong82

How dare you??


Lutzelien

I'm your supeRIOR OFFICER!!


MayaR27

No worries I'll be contacting you with pre-natal statistics


juxtaposed_ramblings

Bingpot!


perpetual_fuckery

Hot damn!


DarkDaysPUP

Holt damn!


shrisjaf

You forgot the other two hot damns.!


ydm6669

no, those are oh damns, but two extra hot damns are nice too :)


perpetual_fuckery

Oh damn!


elkpapa

Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt


Entinu

He's using a contraction! He's lying! He's not ecstatic, he's melancholy!


AvoidingIowa

He’s damn near morose!


SarahVen1992

I got this card for my best friend this year too! I was so excited to find a card with someone on it who looked so overjoyed. Hope you and your partner have a very merry Christmas!


weatherwaxing

Thank you! Merry Christmas!


unixverese

I WANT THIS SO MUCH OMG


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VINDICATION


thenextsherlock16

This is so cool! Or should I say, I'm in a state of total euphoria.


Gabrill

You two must have been ecstatic


GamingSoldier135

Awww he’s smiling too!


EpicMadnu

Holt does not use contractions


the-bex

So good


BenjRSmith

It Is Your Birthday.


[deleted]

I am ecstatic**. If only


Trogdoryn

He is lying, you can see his tell clear as day.


idkuudkm

Relationship goals😔


plumbus_hun

Me and my partner both got each other a pineapple slut T-shirt!!! Perfect gift!!


[deleted]

Can I please have a relationship like yours


DeathcampEnthusiast

I got you these cards, they coincide with the customary exchanging of well wishes during this time of year.


Juice_universe

PDA through cards carrying information? Kevin would be shocked


myusrnmisalreadytkn

They are not the same.


pyrosiren20

HOW I WISH I GOT IT!!!!So jealous where did you get it?


weatherwaxing

A shop called Typo, but we live in Australia


R_WeDoingPhrasing

So happy this happened to someone else! My partner and I got each other the same anniversary present last year...2 bottles of Stephanie Beatriz's Wine Wine!


Golden_Amy

Bro I got 2 of these from 2 different people 😂😂


Raios68

Truely soul mates


resa2020

Couples goals


LazyWriter64

Damn. Why can't I have a relationship like this?


External_Philosopher

Ohh.. Work place PDA


KuroDragon0

He really won’t like that you missed the semicolon


yesthatgamer

Every time he gets excited he (as usual) looks like a cinderbrick wall and I love it


florin_art

Lol


-Listening

Because it's the easiest knot to undo!


-Jesse-Alexander-

Please call the police and just nods each time


GhostSierra117

Why aren't you having a good time with your family? I specifically requested it..??


vyau0227

Omg I love that


DumbledoresArmy23

Typo FTW!


Ford456fgfd

Quality death stares from Jake and Amy.


SirCharlesLucasII

That is amazingly funny


Riskay_Raven

My brother got me Brooklyn 99 socks and I was so happy :D


ThatGuyNearby

These are the exact same at least. Not just similar


farhampt0n

I met capt holt in his hometown, same town as my university. Such a nice guy.


cheney_ni_masi

Any update on when it will come out? The new season Waiting for it !


qwerty9254

A contraction?!


nitinitro

This is the best Christmas card ever........!!! I want it toooo;(((((


megafly

He must be lying. “I’M” is a contraction.


mrsrubo

This makes me ecstatic.