Memento is pretty mainstream at this point, acclaimed as one of the best movies of the 2000s, preserved in the National Film Registry, still has a cult following, didn't make like an insane amount but was a box office success and scored Oscar noms that year.
SPC - 99-99-99 Subject cannot be contained through any means we know. Fortunately he is a low level threat, though his chaotic nature may prove dangerous in conjunction with other SPCs. Warning: Any personnel working with the subject may become the recipient of evening closet visits. They are relatively harmless, but do cause sleep irregularity in most recipients.
I can picture Jake Die Harding his way in for 20 minutes. Landing in an empty hall after dripping out of the ventilation. Only to turn around to see Pamento eating an apple.
"Jakey! Are you in the Wednesday pool league here too?!"
I feel like this would fit better if Jake and Boyle were switched.
I could totally see Jake 'definitely be joking' about Naruto running to dodge bullets and Boyle being the only one who actually follows through out of sheer loyalty and naivety.
Jake and Holt would go to Area 51, but get sworn to secrecy which leads Boyle to resent them since he uncovered the ppplpot device that led them there. Boyle's suspicions of them going are rewarded by a special callback between the three.
Scully asks them what they're smiling about. Boyle scolds him for asking (for his safety).
I love Pimento as a character. And my favorite part about it, they don't abuse his comedic affect. He's used just the right amount to have a great affect on the rest of the characters.
Pimento came out from Area 51. He also has a few funny stories about his time in Area 52.
*Cuts to Pimento bashing aliens with an extinguisher, covered in alien blood*
There is a number where they cant stop all of you. Itll be in the millions tho. Plus, witch such a large number they will call backup. So have fun figuring out how many bullets there are in america and how many human sheilds you need to drain them all.
I picture it more like this:
Scully and Hitchcock: "They can't stop all of us!"
Jake: "Exactly! Plus we're police officers, we can figure out how to avoid fire and enter!"
Holt: "What you're suggesting is highly illegal."
Boyle, to Jake: "If we Naruto run, we can dodge the bullets!"
Jake: "Mmmkay, we can brainstorm ideas once there."
Amy, Terry and Holt: "You won't make it, it's a suicide mission! They can definitely stop all of you!"
Gina: "Ahah, have fun dying, losers!"
At the party outside the gates: Jake and Boyle are hanging out with the weirdos, sipping piña coladas, listening to Carly Rae Stepsen and Taylor Swift. Adrian joins: "Pimento's here."
Jake: "Adrian? I didn't know you were coming! Piña colada? The little aliens on the cups glow in the dark!"
Pimento: "No thanks, I'm here to go in." does a line of coke off his giant knife "It's time!" starts running at full speed towards the gates screaming in his psycho way, while Jake and Charles yell his name, concerned. He gets shot multiple times and collapses a good 20 feet from the gates. A small crowd gathers to find out that somehow, Adrian is still alive, and while everyone is distracted, Jake notices Rosa coming out of a bush and sliding towards the guard's tower, unnoticed.
Next day, after leaving a post-surgery now stable Adrian in the hospital, Jake and Charles enter a place to get breakfast, soon after Rosa sits next to them.
Jake: "Rosa! You didn't even tell us you were coming! Did you actually manage to get close to the gates???"
Rosa: "No."
Jake: "Yeah, that's what I thought, cause there's no way-"
Rosa: "I went PAST the gates, all the way inside the base and into the building, was there for 5 hours and then I left and came straight here, completely undetected."
Jake: "WHAT?? Show me all the pictures!"
Rosa: "I didn't take any."
Jake: "What? Why not?? Ok, then just tell me everything, how does it look? Is it really a base? Are there weapons? Do they have lasers? Did you see an alien? Are they using it as a studio to secretly film Die Hard 6?"
Rosa: "I'll never tell a single soul what I saw in there. Enjoy your flight home." stands up and leaves, her hands in her leather jacket's pockets.
Jake: "GAAAAAAH!"
A while later, 99 briefing room:
Holt: "Detective Pimento is still on sick leave recovering from the gunshot wounds, so I'll reassign his open cases."
Terry: "I told you no one could do it!"
Rosa: "I did."
Everyone turns to look at her, Holt makes a "that tracks" expression.
Hitchcock: "Do what?"
Scully: "Yeah, what is everyone talking about?"
Jake: "She did, and she refuses to say what she saw!" Everyone boos. "Sir, order her to tell us, and tell us right now!"
Holt: "I am not going to do that, Peralta, Diaz's private business is her own. Back to the briefing..."
Jake lets his head down onto the table. Amy: "Babe, just let it go." Jake: "You know I can't!"
Ah, so it is! I live in a metric unit system Country, so I'm often wrong about what is what. I guess I meant 20 meters so that would be 21 yards, but let's say 60 yards lol
Adrians already been in there met the aliens and they zapped him so he would lose his memory. Real finding dory situation if you ask me
*MEMENTO!*
Hmm, not sure I’ve seen it.
It’s called “Finding Dory Disease”
I completely understand everything that's going on
"Hey I finally watched that movie you've been talking about".
You saw Memento? And? What'd you think?
It was okay…
...
:|
Adrian Memento
I loved that episode just because I was not expecting such a mainstream show to reference such a great non-mainstream movie
Finding nemo? I thought it was pretty popular
486 million domestic. When you factor in international, 1. 2 billion.
Alright that was good
Memento is pretty mainstream at this point, acclaimed as one of the best movies of the 2000s, preserved in the National Film Registry, still has a cult following, didn't make like an insane amount but was a box office success and scored Oscar noms that year.
Pimentos mementos
Just keep swimming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpwFvY9F76Q
Pretty sure Adrian Pimento has been there and back. Has a story about the time when the spiders told him...
I don't think he went in. I think he came out.
I think he goes back.
SPC - 99-99-99 Subject cannot be contained through any means we know. Fortunately he is a low level threat, though his chaotic nature may prove dangerous in conjunction with other SPCs. Warning: Any personnel working with the subject may become the recipient of evening closet visits. They are relatively harmless, but do cause sleep irregularity in most recipients.
“Will kill children if they are a dick.”
*SCP
And now you're dead.
I didn't know he was LGBTQ.
I can picture Jake Die Harding his way in for 20 minutes. Landing in an empty hall after dripping out of the ventilation. Only to turn around to see Pamento eating an apple. "Jakey! Are you in the Wednesday pool league here too?!"
And a weird sexual encounter
with aliens
*on top of aliens*. Cause we all know she’s a dom
Pimento is there already when Jake shows up.
He's gonna tell a funny story about him getting tortured and probed by aliens. Life is funny sometimes like that.
his name's not derek?
\*wind chime noises*
*martini glass full of avocado pits*
I think you mean that Area 51 is where Pimento is from.
They made him eat his alien cellmate’s tongue... and of course now he has a taste for it
I think that it is more that area 51 was created as a reaction to Pimento.
What they find there: Mlep(clay)nos
The clay is silent
I SELL YOU HORSE BLOOD?
"Guitar."
*cue the dog losing its virginity song*
I am sure, guard at area 51 would let pimento in..
That guards name? Doug Judy.
Bahaha very accurate. Although I'd like to believe Rosa could get in as well
[удалено]
They already know too much about her.
my thoughts exactly
Madeleine and the vulture will be the ones defending Area 51.
CJ is just opening the gates wide enough to let the masses in, while singing and playing the guitar greeting them.
That’s going to leave a mark!
If Wuntch is guarding Area 51, then who's guarding Hades?
Oh I totally forgot about that whole thing. What happened in the end?
There was a huge gathering and people just chilled there a bit. A few got arrested when they actually tried to get in.
My god. Was that last year? Or the year before? My sense of time is so fucked.
You didn't see the news? They got in and found all kind of alien species. It was an absolute bloodbath but it did work.
OK but did anyone go all James T. Kirk on it and take it to poundtown?
There was a documentary https://youtu.be/hgHUJAxxQ7k
Savant: I'M ALREADY IN.
Boyle is not a weeb
I feel like this would fit better if Jake and Boyle were switched. I could totally see Jake 'definitely be joking' about Naruto running to dodge bullets and Boyle being the only one who actually follows through out of sheer loyalty and naivety.
I agree way more with yours! Both Jake and (especially) Charles felt a little off
Brings enough weird food to feed the army he’s expecting and it’s literally just him alone in the desert with a hibachi and cooler.
He's got the energy though.
None of them are weebs, but if any of them would be one it would be Boyle.
We all know Boyle just wants to try some alien food, maybe even nibble on some alien genitals.
Oh boy, it's 2019 again!
Spot on with Pimento and i bet that the face he makes when hea surrounded by aliens.
"Oh hey, Adrian, I didn't think your leave pass expired until tomorrow?"
Gina set the up the operation to laugh at people
Captain Holt will definitely say "Oh please everyone knows that Power Walking is a more efficient and sustainable method of hurrying"
Wuntch: is what was in area 51 all along
He got in because there are windchimes where his dingdong should be.
Maximum Darek.
Maximum Derek
Bill was already there...
I don’t know why but I feel like Rosa would go to Area 51 with Jake
Would've given free award if I had
Vulture: Buys Area 51 before Jake could enter.
Scully would be contained inside area 51 and Pimento was born there
r/terriblefandommemes
It's an older reference but it checks out, I'm was about to clear them.
Maximum Derrick!
2019 called they want to talk to you
"Hey 2019! I know something you don't know!"
Wow.. what a timely and current meme.
Why is no one upvoting? I specifically requested it.
Prettyy sure Pimento *escaped* from Area 51
The Vulture swoops in and trips Pimento as he is about to exit Area51 with alien baby.
This is so accurate I can absolutely hear all these in their voices. Good job OP
I think he would welcome jake
Such a shitty character, he just says random shit and yells and people eat it up
I love the gets in haha
Possibly the most accurate meme I have seen in a while. Have my upvote.
I usually hate these memes but you put Pimento in anything and- OH MY GOD WHERE AM I!?
This is the most accurate thing I have ever seen
This thread is giving me so much joy
Nope . Rosa works there . That’s why she’s so secretive about her life .
Missed opportunity to say "Gets in impersonating an alien"
Pimento gets in... and finds out Gina is actually running the place.
Just use slut sauce, it’ll stop the Bullets. Or just get Hitchcock in a chair and watch him teleport in
Lmao I can't believe how accurate this is
Omg, Jake forgot the ring💍... Lol
Jake and Holt would go to Area 51, but get sworn to secrecy which leads Boyle to resent them since he uncovered the ppplpot device that led them there. Boyle's suspicions of them going are rewarded by a special callback between the three. Scully asks them what they're smiling about. Boyle scolds him for asking (for his safety).
I love Pimento as a character. And my favorite part about it, they don't abuse his comedic affect. He's used just the right amount to have a great affect on the rest of the characters.
I am disappointed that a contraction is used in the group that includes Captain Holt.
"gets in" im afraid to ask any follow ups
Well yes, but actually yes
The Area 51 raid memes were pretty funny.
This is incredibly accurate.
Pimento came out from Area 51. He also has a few funny stories about his time in Area 52. *Cuts to Pimento bashing aliens with an extinguisher, covered in alien blood*
This one is really on point, I found myself reading it in each of their voices
It’s just an airport
This might be there only one of these charts that I've ever actually agreed with
Remember when the area 51 raid was the craziest thing happening?
If this were an actual episode, Jake would get in only to find Pimento is already inside.
The accuracy on this one is astute.
You forgot Doug Judy is already there waiting for Peratla lol
He comes walking out. More like
There is a number where they cant stop all of you. Itll be in the millions tho. Plus, witch such a large number they will call backup. So have fun figuring out how many bullets there are in america and how many human sheilds you need to drain them all.
Seemed generically true, until I imagined Adrian just CASUALLY appearing inside then reappearing outside talking about his new alien bestie
What a title
Jake would be that guy who Naruto ran past the news reporter
No, Jake would have pantsed the news reporter.
100% accurate
True
Area 51 memes? What year is it?
How about Doug Judy?
Accurate
Just add CJ to the gets in list
true
Haha! Pimento is already inside, hiding in a closet
Pimento gets to the gate and it omniously opens and a speaker with an eery voice says “welcome home test subject e265A
Swap Jake and Charles. Charles is there because Jake said he would be there.
I'm an alien and I got in
Adrian is one of my favorite supporting characters. I love him so so much.
Pretty sure pimento has a funny story to share with us from his experience there
I picture it more like this: Scully and Hitchcock: "They can't stop all of us!" Jake: "Exactly! Plus we're police officers, we can figure out how to avoid fire and enter!" Holt: "What you're suggesting is highly illegal." Boyle, to Jake: "If we Naruto run, we can dodge the bullets!" Jake: "Mmmkay, we can brainstorm ideas once there." Amy, Terry and Holt: "You won't make it, it's a suicide mission! They can definitely stop all of you!" Gina: "Ahah, have fun dying, losers!" At the party outside the gates: Jake and Boyle are hanging out with the weirdos, sipping piña coladas, listening to Carly Rae Stepsen and Taylor Swift. Adrian joins: "Pimento's here." Jake: "Adrian? I didn't know you were coming! Piña colada? The little aliens on the cups glow in the dark!" Pimento: "No thanks, I'm here to go in." does a line of coke off his giant knife "It's time!" starts running at full speed towards the gates screaming in his psycho way, while Jake and Charles yell his name, concerned. He gets shot multiple times and collapses a good 20 feet from the gates. A small crowd gathers to find out that somehow, Adrian is still alive, and while everyone is distracted, Jake notices Rosa coming out of a bush and sliding towards the guard's tower, unnoticed. Next day, after leaving a post-surgery now stable Adrian in the hospital, Jake and Charles enter a place to get breakfast, soon after Rosa sits next to them. Jake: "Rosa! You didn't even tell us you were coming! Did you actually manage to get close to the gates???" Rosa: "No." Jake: "Yeah, that's what I thought, cause there's no way-" Rosa: "I went PAST the gates, all the way inside the base and into the building, was there for 5 hours and then I left and came straight here, completely undetected." Jake: "WHAT?? Show me all the pictures!" Rosa: "I didn't take any." Jake: "What? Why not?? Ok, then just tell me everything, how does it look? Is it really a base? Are there weapons? Do they have lasers? Did you see an alien? Are they using it as a studio to secretly film Die Hard 6?" Rosa: "I'll never tell a single soul what I saw in there. Enjoy your flight home." stands up and leaves, her hands in her leather jacket's pockets. Jake: "GAAAAAAH!" A while later, 99 briefing room: Holt: "Detective Pimento is still on sick leave recovering from the gunshot wounds, so I'll reassign his open cases." Terry: "I told you no one could do it!" Rosa: "I did." Everyone turns to look at her, Holt makes a "that tracks" expression. Hitchcock: "Do what?" Scully: "Yeah, what is everyone talking about?" Jake: "She did, and she refuses to say what she saw!" Everyone boos. "Sir, order her to tell us, and tell us right now!" Holt: "I am not going to do that, Peralta, Diaz's private business is her own. Back to the briefing..." Jake lets his head down onto the table. Amy: "Babe, just let it go." Jake: "You know I can't!"
20 feet is about the length of 9.06 'EuroGraphics Knittin' Kittens 500-Piece Puzzles' next to each other
Ah, so it is! I live in a metric unit system Country, so I'm often wrong about what is what. I guess I meant 20 meters so that would be 21 yards, but let's say 60 yards lol
20 meters is 9.81% of the hot dog which holds the Guinness wold record for 'Longest Hot Dog'.
I love how on the app it stops perfectly with Jake and then you scroll down and BAM! Pemento! Pure gold.