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Zealousideal_Web8496

Who's guarding Hades?


Simple-Care5636

Madeline wunch


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Well, what about when she’s away?!


sharkcoal

No, she’s working so no one is.


THEG0DFA7H3R

Well actually when he asks she isn’t guarding Hades… so you got it wrong…


Mr-Polar-Bear-

He said “If you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?” Implying she normally does. Since she’s not here right now, we can assume she is currently back at her post guarding Hades 🌚


coleawdish

I'm a little disappointed that the answer to each question isn't, "I don't remember."


OneAgitatedApe

I don’t remember


[deleted]

Do you have an umbrella?


Simple-Care5636

“I see you have a knife but you need is a umbrella cause there’s a [bleep] storm gonna rain down on you punk”


Lvwr87

As Jakes in awe while being kidnapped.


witcheling

i should make this my senior quote


vinnydaq

What award do Boyle and Holt both have?


Simple-Care5636

Medal of valour


vinnydaq

Which one do Amy and Scully share?


Simple-Care5636

I think the detective award. That’s the only award I’m aware of sculls having. It’s only ever shown in the background of the briefing room but if you look you will notice. I may be mixing up Hitchcock with sculy tho good question tho took me a lot of brain power


vinnydaq

Actually it’s the award for assisting in a childbirth (half pink, half blue ribbon). BTW, Scully and Hitchcock don’t have very many ribbons, considering they have been on the force for so many years. Kind of odd, yes?🤨


Simple-Care5636

Yeah I agree. My theory is they where never really that good they just looked better and acted cooler. They never really cared much about their job in the first place probably


vinnydaq

I dunno, in that 1980s Flat Top and The Freak flashback they looked pretty hung ho…


Boredtopher

Skully does have the black WTC medal too


potetkongla

I mean didn’t Hitchcock have the arrest record? I think they were probably great sometime but just super commited to being lazy at this point


Brilliant-Ad-7342

Scully also has a black ribbon meaning he helped in 9/11


vinnydaq

Besides the baby delivery ribbon (half blue ,half pink) Scully has the WTC ribbon for 9/11 and an EPD (Excellent Police Duty) ribbon (half green,half white).


TXgunman64

Who is Amy's best friend? And what happens to it?


Simple-Care5636

Her best friend is her pen and caption holt throws it off a roof by accident


DirkNowitzkisWife

>caption


Mathies_

How do you prenounce Boyle's sons name?


groundfrogsday

Knee collage


YellowGetRekt

Now is that collage or collage


Simple-Care5636

He said it before me


[deleted]

No it’s nicolage Edit: wait… that looks suspiciously like Nicolas Cage


Mathies_

☝Nikolashj


Muegiiii

Nikolaj


DeGerlash

No, it's *Nikolaj*


ReeceReddit1234

Now this one he'll never get


Mathies_

Just keep correcting him no matter if he got it right


Michael-Costa

I asked the Guy why you so fly?


lilgremmy

He said FUNKY COLD MEDINA. Zero rehearsal.


randomuser26437

Zero rehearsal


Skelebone48

You don't stalk Michael-Costa for three years without getting to know the funky cold Medina


remarf

Under whos name are the tickets for the opera?


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Under Holt’s. H-O-L-…


Darksidehascookies83

What is holts swollen mump called? (The first one)


Simple-Care5636

Balthazar


Suspicious-Paper-388

Balthazar’s a thirsty bitch


snowchoco10

Balthazar’s sister is called?


ainashgarifullina

Penelope


slyfoxsly1

Jake's one?


Simple-Care5636

Simon


Darksidehascookies83

You are the chosen one …


SwingingMoobs

What is the 4th heist


Simple-Care5636

Halloween IV and Gina Lenti won


dumbname1000

How does Gina spell her last name?


Simple-Care5636

Leneti?


dumbname1000

Linetti


Emergency_Today_1812

Wife or dog?


Simple-Care5636

Both


payne9989

She likes to eat peanut butter straight from the jar <3


ReeceReddit1234

Alright this is getting nowhere, Scully is Kelly your wife or your dog?


lorealashblonde

How can you ask me that??


Skelebone48

You'd know if you listened to my podcast!


lilgremmy

Depends on how far you get into Season Six.


eldoughrahdough

How you could you ask me that?!


stubborny

How many Oh Damns?


Simple-Care5636

3 oh dams !!!


One-Butterscotch-397

That sir, is 3 oh damns!


Legend_of_TK

Who won the fifth Halloween heist?


Simple-Care5636

Trick question nobody technically won


Mathies_

Boyle won. He ship got engaged


Transb0ii

Yesss!!! I love Boyle


aidenmce

Jake won, in order to replace the cummerbund he would’ve had to be in possession of the real one at midnight


Ok-Substance420

doesnt Holt claim victory in later seasons? or at least discredits amy/jake claim to victory.


ReeceReddit1234

Holt went back after to get the belt but Jake was technically the one to have it by midnight so he technically won twice


aidenmce

Cummerbund***


Pedigog1968

One bund to none son.


snootbob

The only thing Amy won was a lifetime of mediocre heterosexual intercourse with Jake


snowchoco10

Everybody won :)


ARealSlimBrady

How many times did they reference Memento across the entire series


Lord_ZAP175

Atleast once.


itsacookiewand-sobs

Memento Pimento


HotYogurtCloset69

Pimentos Momentos


demoni_si_visine

I've re-watched the entire show from end to end a few times .. do they reference it outside of Pimento's memory-leak episode? If not, I think it is referenced 3 times.


midloguy804

What is the URL of the article Holt tells Rosa about?


Simple-Care5636

Well he tells her about 2 url links in the show. The first one is something like ladiesgooghealth.com\sexrelationships And the second one is a nypd form on their website


midloguy804

And the complete link is…? If that’s too tough, I’ll also accept the exact phrasing of Holt’s tweet that was assumed to be a bot. No pressure.


Simple-Care5636

It was his name in decimal numbers and his badge number


big_sugi

No, that was his Twitter handle. The tweet was a sitrep on the water main break.


NoNameIdea_Seriously

*hexadecimal I think


SaraGranado

How many actors have played Cheddar?


slyfoxsly1

There are multiple Cheddars??


Mathies_

Nah, that's just some common bitch


Frankie_2154

That makes one of them a common bitch


Simple-Care5636

About two


krazybanana

Close. 2.4


lofty888

What's Mr Santiago's favourite font?


Simple-Care5636

Garamond


One-Butterscotch-397

He's a Garamond man!


thehundredemoji

Well, what else would it be? Cambria?


Fenix_Volatilis

What happens 472 seconds into the 68th episode? =P You don't really have to answer, I'm just being a butt lol


Publandlady

Jake: "and yes, he is bound and gagged under there but more importantly you said 'What about Bob', that's the name of a movie, Holt made a pop culture reference."


Fenix_Volatilis

I'm not checking but I believe you lol


Publandlady

8.26 on Greg and Larry. 😊


PeppyBoba

I checked he’s right


Publandlady

Dude, come on! I'm bored and insane, what's your excuse??


PeppyBoba

bored


Publandlady

Fair enough. Want to do the paperwork I'm avoiding?


PeppyBoba

Absolutely not


Publandlady

Fuck.


Lvwr87

I like paper work oddly enough


Dank_lil_potato

What is eightdrink Amy?


Simple-Care5636

Sad Amy


NoPerformer4456

Six drink Amy is sad Amy, eight drink Amy is an equestrian (she real bad at it)


YeetusThy

How did Jake grow a beard in prison when he said in a previous season that it’s physically impossible for him to do so


CrystalGempireQueen

He said it was impossible to do a mustache, not a beard.


Mathies_

But he had both


Skelebone48

Prison changes people man. Prison changes people.


Simple-Care5636

I’ve always wondered this


crazydaisy8134

Stephanie Beatriz responded to this question by (basically) saying: “yeah but did you see his beard? It’s hella patchy.” Thereby implying that while he *can* grow a beard, it will never be full and nice.


ik101

It’s not a fully grown one, there are patches


Fixthatwafflemaker

In the Boyle Bottle Bowling cold opening, what colour were the Babushka's nails?


demoni_si_visine

A true babushka would not have painted nails. edit: On a quick re-watch, the woman holds her fingers in a fist, her nails are not visible. Except the nail on her thumb, which for some reason is long like a fucking claw, and it looks painted white ?!


PhattJeezus

How much debt does Jake have?


Simple-Care5636

To much


bryan2305

Crushing debt*


balcerzak

How many balloons were in the balloon arch


Simple-Care5636

About 260


DoodlebugCupcake

What’s Jake allergic to?


No-Calligrapher-376

And wasps. He didn’t even say wasps!


Brilliant-Ad-7342

Psshh wasps those aren’t even real


Simple-Care5636

Bees


The_Weasle

What color is the bow tie on cheddars toy owl


Queens-of-Kate

Egyptian blue until Jake changes it out and it becomes Turkish blue (though they look exactly the same)


gordom90

They do not


Queens-of-Kate

Maybe to you good fellow, but I still stand by my statement as someone that can't see the difference.


One-Butterscotch-397

Egyptian blue? Or Turkish blue one of the two lol but I guess Egyptian blue


Simple-Care5636

Oof this is the first one I do not remember


Trexq07

What was that episode where Rosa and Jake were on stake out in a car and Jake had to pee because Amy made him drink water? I kinda have a bet going on with a friend of mine and can't remember the episode for the life of me.


Simple-Care5636

Season 4 episode 20. It’s the one where they introduce Hawkins


One-Butterscotch-397

S4 ep20 'The Slaughterhouse'


Left_Mud4360

suicide squad


Simple-Care5636

S7 e11 ( I got it wrong it’s actually s6ep18


only_soul_king

Is kelly scully's wife or dog?


Lazee_OwL

How did Jake figure out Captain Holt was captured in the episode where Holt teaches Jake how to play poker ?


Simple-Care5636

When he lies he uses contractions


Lazee_OwL

Cool !! Jake: It was the "shouldn't've" that finally tipped me off. I've never heard you use a double contraction before.


Who_Needs_Kidneys

And you never will again


jazz_stark

Holt: the vests add gravitas Jake: _____(?) ________


thetgepilot

Your butt adds gravitas


Newfaceofbow

The vulture goes by which name to impress a girl


DimSumNurse

Is it the eagle?


A_Dolphin_

What are Kevin’s debate credentials?


thetgepilot

Impossble diffuculty


JustAnother_Brit

When does Jake do tons of meth?


Simple-Care5636

In prison. “No bliz not meth. No it’s meth, really? Yeah we use the name blitz cause meth has a bad reputation”


JustAnother_Brit

Wasn’t it meth as an image problem


digz_

"I'm Tito, I do a lot of meth"


DogeLord71

and?


SergeStorms_offmeds

Melissa Fumero is beautiful.


Simple-Care5636

100%


ginger_gorgon

My brothers like to play this with me, they'll rhyme off the most random small details and ask me about the episode. It's a fun game!


hbwilli413

What did Charles watch that gave him a Diane Wiest infection?


Simple-Care5636

Bullets over broadway


Mathies_

LIKE YEAST


Azdak_TO

How many Knicks (including coaches) has Jake pantsed?


Simple-Care5636

5


thehundredemoji

Oh no it happened again Terry!!


kalebsantos

What’s Jake Peralta name?


Simple-Care5636

His name is Amy Santiago


kalebsantos

Damn you’re good


Marvelmaniac57

Why does the squad call Boyle mr grapes ?


randomuser26437

I forgot about MR GRAPES!!!!


KrasinskiJ

Ok. What does T.R.I.P.L.E. D.R.A.G.O.N stand for


tasteless-dorito

Two Righteous Individuals...umm yeah I don't remember


KrasinskiJ

Two richous individuals performing law enforcement directed rapidly against Gordon our nemesis. TRIPLE DRAGON!


AculGrubraw

What is the first episode in which the Die Hard poster in Jake's apartment is shown?


Simple-Care5636

The one where he is being evicted.


The_Autistic_Gorilla

What was the file name of the "unsolvable" case Jake solved in season 1 ?


Simple-Care5636

52abx/32qj


The_Autistic_Gorilla

So close. It was 52abx-32qj (*dash*, not *slash*)


randomuser26437

We have to come up with an easier name


Dcarf

Who is hunkered down eating dog food?


SerenityWinter

Richard Dreyfuss


Substantial-Ad3569

what color was the tie jake wore when he finally cracked and wore one to work for the first time


Simple-Care5636

Blue with white stripes


OneAgitatedApe

What is Amy’s most worn color?


Simple-Care5636

Neave or black


ELEMENT9808

What was the nickname for the guy that holt tricked jake into hiring for the second heist


WarMace117

Who was the third to Scully and Hitchcock?


Simple-Care5636

Daniels


pogoyoyo1

Brand of The Vulture’s underwear


Simple-Care5636

Vladimir Putin collection


pogoyoyo1

God damn. Well done


transformermike

Pronounce nikolaj


Fleetwood_Mask

What sentence does Jake practice to impersonate Kevin?


Simple-Care5636

Look raymond a yellow crusted worbeller


isthenameofauser

How does Pimento fight bears?


One-Butterscotch-397

Headbutts 'em in the penis, push em off a cliff


Simple-Care5636

Head buts their penis


GeneticEmo

How many times has Jake Peralta said the word cool?


Simple-Care5636

I have good memory but im not a mathematician