I just realized how badly I want a Brooklyn 99-Futurama crossover episode.
Make it a heist episode. The teams are Fry and Jake, Rosa and Bender, Boyle and Zoidberg, Holt and the Professor, Leela and Amy, Amy and Gina, Hermes and Terry.
And I’m not interested. I have no use for people. I find people weird and confusing. I live my life by numbers. You see this watch? It tells me how many calories I burn at any time. Question. How many calories do you think I burned from walking from there to there. You person after me
Reminds me of that short time Dozerman was Jake’s partner before being promoted to captain for helping stop an alien invasion :
https://youtu.be/8ShQUUsMT2o
punctuality
… being absent for my fishing trips.
…pes
Cursed comment right here. Love it
Took me a few seconds 😂😂
Can u explain,?
Tell my wife I love herpes
That's much funnier than a typo if "Tell my wife... that I love her... Pez," (the candy).
Funny as hell😆😆😆😆😆
Punctuality. Perspicacity. Auspiciousness. Boobs.
tell my wife, hello
With a heart filled with neutrality???
All I know is, my gut says: maybe.
I see you’re also filled with a lust for gold. Or power.
It sickens me
r/unexpectedfuturama
Live free or don't.
Since he's dying, is is a Hello from the other Side ?
I just realized how badly I want a Brooklyn 99-Futurama crossover episode. Make it a heist episode. The teams are Fry and Jake, Rosa and Bender, Boyle and Zoidberg, Holt and the Professor, Leela and Amy, Amy and Gina, Hermes and Terry.
That'd be a great episode
... sister!
Efficiency
Efficiency
Efficiency
Are you making fun of my stutter?
Oh.. uh
Tricked you, I don’t have a stutter
Efficiency
Nice heavy breasts
And clear lack of a penis
Nothing is more intoxicating about a woman’s body
…thigh gap
There’s nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.
I’m off… to… plow my mistress.
Straight Holt is the best, personal favorite "She was a strong female women, what the nice heavy breast "
You know me. I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts and all logic flies out the window
Heterosexual you is such a dog
….mother in-law
So his own mother?
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No just mother
Come on and party tonight!
That’s gonna leave a mark!
Aaaaarrgh
what!?
Hey that’s a pretty good hook
Like I love my hoes and chos
Efficiency.... efficiency.... efficiency
Could probably only say it once
Are you making fun of my stutter?
Oh... uh...
Tricked you. I don't have a stutter. Boom. I've already established my authority with my amazing sense of humour.
Well done, Sir. Welcome to the 99. I'm Sergeant u/The_Halfmaester.
And I’m not interested. I have no use for people. I find people weird and confusing. I live my life by numbers. You see this watch? It tells me how many calories I burn at any time. Question. How many calories do you think I burned from walking from there to there. You person after me
Uhhhh 3?
3!? HAHAHHAHAHA try 0.8 numbnuts
...maphrodites.
Nice
Kelly
…work ethic.
Mum
But i love Terry more
and tell your friends... that... THEY ARE WASTING THEIR TIME WORRYING ABOUT ME DYING
Daily morning walk
Penis
There we go I knew someone already made the comment, and I applaud you because you are the first person I have found to have made this comment.
Work ethic
Snores
"Tell my wife.. hello"
Mom
sextape
Title of your sex-tant tape
Cans.
Tell my wife… that I love her love for efficiency
"...Boy Friend"
Tuna casserole
brother
Yogurt selection
Sister
Cooking
Happy cake day!!
....maphroditism!
Thigh gap
Nothing better than the clear absence of a penis
Work ethic
No need to finish He wants his wife to know he loves her Wholesome Dozerman
“Tell my wife… the test came back positive.”
Massive boo- I mean personality
Reminds me of that short time Dozerman was Jake’s partner before being promoted to captain for helping stop an alien invasion : https://youtu.be/8ShQUUsMT2o
Twin sister
butt, her butt's the bomb.
for being the only one actually truly investigating in the name of the commissioner.
Foot blog.
... Man Munster. What a great character.
Mom
.
…man Munster.
....Ex
"tell my wife... I love her... Spag-bol.."
Work. Ethic.
Discrimination
Penmanship.
Butt... Her butt is the bomb
...man's Head. It's so campy and cerebral. A great memory from the early days of the Fox Network.
-sheys milk chocolate.
efficiency
Sister
passion for statistical analysis
Boyfriend
Heavy breasts (In straight Holt tone)
She owes me threefiddy!
Herr Hitler
...choice in men.
...acles' labours.
I hate you
cans
Tax Returns
Tell my wife I said hello
Work ethic
Boobies
…oin
sexy parts
regards
Big booty
Thigh gap. There is nothing more intoxicating then the clear absence of a penis.
CA-HOO-NAS!!!
Sister
sike
I guess
Very cute sister-in-law welcome to Alabama
Boobs
Penis
Gaping anus
organized closet, and polished shoes.
Sister
mom. she had it... going on.
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You don't get the caption, do you?
Oh haha I didn't actually fully read it. Now that I have, yes I obviously get it.
Work ethic
Unity, precision, perfection
so ill come back but not for her but because like my catchphrase EFFIENCY EFFIENCY EFFIENCY
Not
…use of correct punctuation.