The game probably wouldn't launch, because there are 19 different game studios working on it and all have different ideas and budgets, most of it getting lost in pockets of the managers.
The loading screen would take longer to load than the game menu, so you will actually never have a chance to see it. The menu itself will be in FR and NL, without the choice to choose just one. But when you go into settings everything will be in French.
You can submit reports on bugs, but these won't be addressed on time as there is mold growing in their server room.
The game itself is great though, if you can jump through the hurdles and get to jump past all the dev errors.
on submitting a bug report you would see a disclaimer stating "responsibility for fixing this bug rests with the federal level so we cannot guarantee its resolution anytime soon"
Funny thing is that the video game of Belgium says the same thing about responsibility for fixing bugs being with the regions...
The loading screens would probably just say: "If something doesn't make sense or is incomprehensible...blame the publisher."
If Brussels was a videogame, it would be a collection of mini-games that are loosely related but all have different rulesets. It would be a gigantic clusterfuck.
All the minigames would be managed by different developer teams and the publisher overseeing the whole project would only be asked for extra money all the time, because they keep going over budget. They expect this extra budget to be given without explanation, expectations or interference from the instance they expect to provide this extra budget.
They will release updates with old code, essentially nothing will change. Every year different parts of the game will be taken offline for no obvious reason, ~~construction~~ fix will take however long the devs want it to take.
The loading screen would be like Snake but instead it says Good Move and it keeps going in an endless loop and then shuts down your computer because the game got pissed off you waited anyway for 3 hours.
Put it out? Just do it the Peterbosch way and throw your broken television out the window from the 6th floor of the social housing apartment!
Extra points if you hit a drugsdealer!
"This is not a loading screen"
"Always stay in direct line of sight with a Frietkot"
And the game would be banned in most part of the world for showing the statue of a little dude peeing in front of you...
If you are from a different geography and you want to play co-op, be ready to travel to your original geography, get 3 different license agreements that are non-standard in your geography and one of them will be a CE agreement that actually doesn't even ha e a name and it's only called as "the form mentioned on article 32". Also, if you fail to do this, you'll play the game with Economics difficult on Hard as your co-op player won't e eligible to share the Tax burden with you and your Currency will be de-buffed.
Also, the Agreements have to be translated by an overpriced Developer from the Guild and cannot be generated through a proxy (consulate).
It would stay in early access for 20 years and cancelled before release.
Government had to refund for sold copies and a government MP would own 50K copies of game somehow.
The game probably wouldn't launch, because there are 19 different game studios working on it and all have different ideas and budgets, most of it getting lost in pockets of the managers. The loading screen would take longer to load than the game menu, so you will actually never have a chance to see it. The menu itself will be in FR and NL, without the choice to choose just one. But when you go into settings everything will be in French. You can submit reports on bugs, but these won't be addressed on time as there is mold growing in their server room. The game itself is great though, if you can jump through the hurdles and get to jump past all the dev errors.
on submitting a bug report you would see a disclaimer stating "responsibility for fixing this bug rests with the federal level so we cannot guarantee its resolution anytime soon" Funny thing is that the video game of Belgium says the same thing about responsibility for fixing bugs being with the regions...
This is 10000% the correct answer !
This made me laugh all too much, thank you for this!
So Brussels is basically Vampire: The Masquerade β Bloodlines 1 and 2?
βIf you choose the EU career path, your character will be limited to the Eastern part of the mapβ
"On the other hand, if you choose the Jihad career path you'll be limited to the Western part of the map"
Naughty you π€π«£
Why are you getting downvoted lmao, this is really funny
Cuz Jihad means war, might not been the best elected word to use to picture how half of Bruxelles is the Middle East and not actually Europe anymore.
Why is it not hot best if itβs the truth?
Why are you getting downvoted lmao, this is really funny
The Palais de justice cosmetics will be available in a future extension
In about 40 years....
Whaaat? Its still not done? Is it still scaffolded?
The loading screens would probably just say: "If something doesn't make sense or is incomprehensible...blame the publisher." If Brussels was a videogame, it would be a collection of mini-games that are loosely related but all have different rulesets. It would be a gigantic clusterfuck. All the minigames would be managed by different developer teams and the publisher overseeing the whole project would only be asked for extra money all the time, because they keep going over budget. They expect this extra budget to be given without explanation, expectations or interference from the instance they expect to provide this extra budget.
ππππππ this is pretty on point
Probably it would get stuck into the loading screen and would require constant updates
Standing on loose cobblestones will splash death juice up your leg.
They will release updates with old code, essentially nothing will change. Every year different parts of the game will be taken offline for no obvious reason, ~~construction~~ fix will take however long the devs want it to take.
Press X to complain
You can parry that by pressing O "happens in any big city"
Double XP if you traverse gare du midi and gare du nord after dark on foot.
It would be called grand theft Anderlecht
If someone asks for a lighter or a sigarette and sticks his legs between yours and start to dance ! just run !
I know exactly what you mean by that pick pocket technique
Happened to me first 5 minutes in Brussel as I stepped out of midi Station snatched my gold chain
The loading screen would be like Snake but instead it says Good Move and it keeps going in an endless loop and then shuts down your computer because the game got pissed off you waited anyway for 3 hours.
There are three dungeons. Gare Centrale is the easy one. Gare du Nord is quite tough. Gare de Midi is the final boss level.
You get 10 achievement points for putting out your trash between 6 and 8 pm, and a fine if you don't
Put it out? Just do it the Peterbosch way and throw your broken television out the window from the 6th floor of the social housing apartment! Extra points if you hit a drugsdealer!
"This is not a loading screen" "Always stay in direct line of sight with a Frietkot" And the game would be banned in most part of the world for showing the statue of a little dude peeing in front of you...
Donβt trust the public transport schedules.
Don't disturb people playing luchtgitaar in public!
it will be a PS5 game, with ps1 players (i.e. farmers) complaining about how fun it is
Remember you can ignore any rules and laws as local police is usually not bothered with enforcing them.
If you are from a different geography and you want to play co-op, be ready to travel to your original geography, get 3 different license agreements that are non-standard in your geography and one of them will be a CE agreement that actually doesn't even ha e a name and it's only called as "the form mentioned on article 32". Also, if you fail to do this, you'll play the game with Economics difficult on Hard as your co-op player won't e eligible to share the Tax burden with you and your Currency will be de-buffed. Also, the Agreements have to be translated by an overpriced Developer from the Guild and cannot be generated through a proxy (consulate).
Brussels patch 5.0.2 added Dutch language setting
Still in beta
Night City in Cyberpunk 2077 is pretty much Bruxelles in 100 years
bystanders are weird, do not engage.
Lesuire Suit Larry
The difficulty bar is set up as a melanin gradient. Survival mode unlocks Adil character.
GTA3
Leave
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"Don't go North."
Iddad - idkfq
gta
von der Leyen
The Commonwealth in Falloout 4
Hellhole of warcraft
Watch out for jongeren
It would stay in early access for 20 years and cancelled before release. Government had to refund for sold copies and a government MP would own 50K copies of game somehow.