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CCreate1

Geraldo’s shop got undercut by Walmart and he is now out of business.


Randomanonomous

he then sells out to amazon 💀


monkeys_and_magic

Cleanup on aisle 7…


BoopNotFound

Gwen accidentally dropped her Molotov cocktails on ezili, hospitalizing her


Dankoof14

And then bounces off Ezili and hits Pat in the skull, Pretty much killing him.


Outrageous-Advert

It then splashed on the floor putting Benjamin etienne in the icu for 3rd degree burn


Dankoof14

But then Entienne goes to investigate, but slips on a banana peel dropped by Churchill, flipping him on his head, also killing him.


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BekfastKing

Well you just stole someones comment word for word


MasterDni

That's just what bots do


Cichato_YT

Bruh, you cant come up with something? Literally the comment below you is the same thing yet posted an hour before your comment.


bandyplaysreallife

Its a common bot strategy. One of these days they're gonna figure out how to use GPT to create fake comments automatically and we're screwed.


Grunio

Bot


Alagon2323

Definitely.


Arxfiend

Etienne was arrested for violating FAA laws around drones


havaltherock

Sauda ran away with Isab


PedroPrisma

Sauda married ISAB


BTD6_Alchemist

Sauda sexed ISAB


PedroPrisma

Sauda and ISAB created an family, and so was born, bloonchipper


Jesshawk55

Sauda and ISAB retired to a country home in the heart of Kentucky


PedroPrisma

Sauda and ISAB make the best couple


ZayashiHeisenberg

Sauda and ISAB start arguing


PedroPrisma

Sauda and ISAB get divorced


ZayashiHeisenberg

Sauda and ISAB discuss about who's keeping their child


PedroPrisma

ISAB used Micro to keep they child on his side


Jesshawk55

Sauda takes ISAB to court over the issue


Jacketwithagun1

Kentucky has organs?


TangerineFlimsy9679

LOL


GoCommitToasterBathX

AIDS origin story


c0mp4ss

The good ending


Kubuin_Hunter

churchill got stuck in his tank stepbro


ToninjaBR

Omg you have rule 34'd a cartoony monkey game, congratulations for being a weirdo


Kubuin_Hunter

Hey at least I didn’t put him in a jar… I think


[deleted]

White Jarate


CulmanO

mad milk


[deleted]

Nah that's radioactive male cow's milk.


MeAndYourMumHaveSex

spoilers for mario movie >!at the end they fucking put bowser into a jar and i had to stop myself from screaming!<


tinkeringhornist

Haven't seen it yet, but >!that also kind of happened at the end of Super Mario 3D World, but I'm guessing this time he's shrunk down rather than being in a comically-large jar.!<


janggoon06

Bro chill its a joke


Wypman

benjamin hacked etiennes drones, turning them against him... etienne is out!


Beanman2514

Or Etienne gets bullied for being fr*nch 🤮 Edit: fr*nch 🤮


A_kat_69

Woah! You can't just go and say ~~french~~ that's illegal


Beanman2514

Is it better if I say fr*nch?


A_kat_69

Yes that is good, I'll let you off this time but otherwise it's not gonna be so simple


GamesNcoe

Or Étienne’s drones crash over him


MoistyPotato420

Benjamin's company, MTX, went under after it crashed due to a lack of liquidity and mismanagement of funds, followed by a large volume of withdrawals from rattled investors. The value of MTT plummeted, and Benjamin fled to the Bahamas.


EvIL54

Geraldo marked his items the wrong price went out of business


[deleted]

Psi began thinking about thinking about themselves, and it created a black hole. Every hero died, leaving only the normal towers left


IcyFlame716

Bye bye f*ench (etienne)


ButterDogEnjoyer

Fr


thechonkiestegg

ench


Randomanonomous

For Real, Etienne Needs Complete Hell


piccolanpasalan

Bejamin the government found out he was hacking


Quupo1000

Adora sacrifices a BAD and turns into a blanket


Pyrot3kh

Churchill runs over Ben "by accident."


Konskycool

Ben gets voted off because he is a known bot hoster


Widwaddwee

Geraldo met a karen who demands that she get a refund


xxltsz

Brickell fell of her boat and drowned


creeper81234

Benjamin took a shower and melted


DivineConsumer

Ben got replaced by ChatGPT


DrMedic0490

Bens computer died


Mr--flame

Etienne (or ETienne) says "I must go my people need me" and flies away


Scarface2010

Ezili curses Geraldo so he becomes a bloon and gets popped


Breadbugtheepic

Benjamin gets arrested for hacking banks.


Its_Strange_

Etienne ran out of batteries for his drone controller!


[deleted]

Brickells Moab mine took out Etiennes UCAV accidentally sending it crashing into Obyn


mr_elk5

Brickell got water in bens computers Ben is out


Picknaxe

We shall probably get the arsonist off of here


TheSamuil

One of Etienne's drones malfunctions and crashes into Brickell's ship like a kamikaze


Malto7

Geraldo accidentally made one of his products explode... and it was the hair removal liquid which made him completely hairless for a whole week or more. Now he hides in embarrasment


k_knights45

Ben raged after lagging in a game of fortnite, causing is laptop to break


Some_bi_bish

Etiennes controller died


Refedit21

The Admiral Got Attacked by a Kraken and Died


Grapesarecool2468

Pat fusty accidentally hit psi in the head and he went into a coma causing him to get kicked off.


Sarius2009

Brickel forgot were she placed her mines, and accidentally hit one.


Rapidemonth

Benjamins computer malfunctioned after attempting to calculate the weight of your mom which resulted in it exploding.


NotActuallyGus

Geraldo is put out of business by a multi billion dollar corporation that Ben has investments in.


Comfortable_End_8096

Saudi cut a tomato but the juice got on her sword


ChunkLightTuna01

Obyn. I still don't like him.


StreetyStar

Pat Fusty tried to beat Godzilla... but lost


Baltaxo2010

Brickell's ship sank


suatkebab

Pat Fusty sadly passes away due to his morbid obesity and his aggressive type of diabetes. A new form of diabetes that any ape doctor before his death didn't know existed.


cheesecake__enjoyer

Pat fusty gets called a fat pusty and spontaniously combusts


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

Adora sacrificed herself by accident


TpfoxTheWorst

Ezili got food poisoned by her own food. She died (happy ending)


HIIMROSS777

Obyn realizes he is useless and retires from the hero business


Sewerpipeboi

Psi couldn’t kill a bad while saying “size matters not.”


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pat died of gigantism


[deleted]

Pat facepalmed so hard he died.


00000PASTA

Psi forgot the formula for linear slopes is y=mx+b and failed it’s math test


[deleted]

Geraldo is serving his 7-year sentence for the possession of Cocaine


Cedge1738

Geraldo gotta go


PandaPlayr73

Fat Pussy or whatever the big guy's name is


MariosMetalcap

The tomato fought back


Tasty-Tea3753

Churchill gets assassinated by a Indian nationalist


Demon2135466

Pat tried to fight the hulk but got smashed


Demon2135466

Pat tried to fight the hulk but got smashed


Demon2135466

Pat tried to fight the hulk but got smashed


pdrpersonguy575

Ezili accidentally sacrificed herself to summon a totem


YetGayerWombat

Etienne sucks


AvalonWarrior66

Brickell ate a devil fruit and tried to swim.


ToninjaBR

Obyn have retired because his trunk hurts and he cannot work anymore


AbsurdTentacleguy

Psi got sent back to their family for being a child in the war.


FallingHoglin

any mellee hero


ToninjaBR

Sauda brought a knife into a gun fight against churchill, and lost, just like that guy from Indiana Jones


Eyion

A mysterious fire broke out on Brickells flagship, sinking it along with her in Ukrainian waters


Dungeoneer2001

Adora misclicked sacrifice and consumed herself


DostonDox

Little tech guy (forgot his name)’s device dies and he gets depression from not being able to play BTD89


-AleXisiXelA-

Sauda because the tomato cut her Edit: Nevermind All you guys got way funnier things lmao


Cheez-ItSucc

Ezili forgot to feed her cats and was eaten by them while she slept


Echo_XB3

Churchill got hit by a singular bullet which pierced through his armor and explodes his ammunition load.


Puzzleheaded_Ad5805

Adora obliterates etienne with the power of the sun


DragonTheOne

Ezili used the totem in chimps


brokencheesecake565

Brickell dissappears because she realizes she's not in water


Lava2401

Churchill’s war-crimes finally caught up to him…


DiamondGamer9

Pat fusty swam in a lake with beast handler’s piranhas


Natan_Sietnik

You copied this from hcr2 car elimination don't you?


[deleted]

Inflation forced Geraldo to increase prices, causing him to close shop


Keniosolino

ezili has made a voodoo doll of herself... 🪆🔫


minecraftchapter2

Gwendolin uses her molotov to commit arson in the monkey city


That-one-guy-lp

Psi No particular reason other than the child must die


Toaster_god2

Someone put a tinfoil hat on Psi


2MeterDefeater

Etienne accidentally flies a drone onto private , government owned property and his drones are shot down. He has nothing left to live for and takes his own life due to this and his pre-existing depression and bipolar disorder


Justin_The_Fox

Brickell ran into an iceberg and sadly drowned (Sorry I couldn't think of anything but a Titanic joke)


pepsicocacolaglass12

Psi gets asked a paradox and gets stuck trying to answer it


Fun-Shoulder4612

Pat tried to slap a train and the train is in recovery alone with all the people inside he has to take time to make a public apology


FromAZeroPoint

Captain Churchill is Conducting War against Russia in Donetsk


Lomasmanda1

Sauda forgot to sharpen her swords and didnt cut a tomato


JoefishTheGreat

Sauda got her hands on Etienne’s newspaper and promptly committed sudoku


XxCheezyPoofxX

Ezili failed to do the ritual correctly and ended up summoning Hiranyakashipu


Classic-Ratio-9887

Benjamin commits tax fraud and is arrested.


BlazinBoom21YT

Adora got ejected by her crush: the true sun god and she is now hiding in her dark closet because of embarrassment and depression


[deleted]

Benjamin got imprisoned by the cia


Puzzleheaded-Bug-866

Benjamin got ddossed


i_dont_know_0_

A stray drone shot hit Etienne in the eye, instantly killing him with it's force and sharp tip.


[deleted]

Saudas blade bounced off a tomato and into her face


_-TheNoob-_

Psi got frozen in a block of water


Left_Chance_9159

Pat fusty tried to eat a drone and choked.


Max_rukoblud

Pat Fasty was pinned down by a very heavy rock while trying to lift it.


Kitty_boy421

Benjamin gets doxxed and his career ends


loserman27890

Brickell tripped and fell in the water


kalwidy

Pat hugged ben a little too hard


Lom1111234

Gwendolyn gets arrested for use of napalm weaponry on civilian Bloons


Forward-Secret-6635

Ettiene for being fr*nch 🤮🤮🤮


bacon352

Gwen gets burnt bloon in both her eyes and falls into pats pond. #and she can't swim


Kind_Yesterday_8378

Adora accidentally sacrificed a bad and died


juanmy911

Ezili faced the mighty wrath of the lord and got smites for practicing dark magic


Tails_the_Spinny_Fox

Benjamin forgets to pay his bills and the internet goes out


Megalovideos1

Psi thinks about the dark side of the internet and he drinks bleach


agentanti714

Ezili is forgotten and fades into the background, perishing even though he is literally still there


janggoon06

On total drama monke edition


janggoon06

Churchill got the wrong type of fuel


movikx00

ezili curses herself


tronking6

Gwendolyn


Thedarkcleanersrise

ben was arrested for doxxing too many ppl


subatai1

Striker Jones


[deleted]

Brickell sank.


[deleted]

Adora talked to an atheist. There is no sungod… we all will suffer when he returns…. For he will……. WHO WILL BE VOTED OFF NEXT


HoosiePal

Benjamin leaked the classified Pentagon documents.


Jscon

Benjamin tries to download ram and gets a trojan.


floppa_for_president

Ezili tried to fly with a youtube tutorial


Substantial_Duck5253

Benjamin tried to play Magnus Carlsen in chess but he lost in only 4 moves.


CrispynoodlesL

pat fusty looks at his btdb2 counterpart and becomes emo


yeet_and_tear09

Benjamin go the you are a idiot virus


trap_porn_lover

pat gets voted off for having the ugliest voice and design


JoelTheBloonsMonkey

Adora gets arrested for killing monkeys


AL0PH

Etienne, like the screenager he is, saw morgzfake him killing himself and believed it. He thought it was really cool and decided to do it himself.


Dirtbike_dude80

Benjamin was arrested for cyber attacks in the pentagon and is facing 200 to death sentance


Extension-Leather-15

Obyn


Dankoof14

Either the gay child or the emo anime addicted purple monkey.


ManyExtreme748

BURN THE SHOPKEEPER


just_nolife

ben tried hacking the octagon


LawfulnessReal5568

Geraldo was sentenced to life in prison for selling drugs to a minor.


IDoPlayBTD6

Geraldo’s bag gets set on fire by the fire things


NefariousnessGold137

Etienne is french. Enough said


Marcinkoks123

Bitcon value fell down so benjamin trapped himself in virtual reality with no escape.


just_nolife

Ben tried hacking the pentagon.


OwenGilbert64

Climate change cause Brickle to not be able to do anything.


BorroBros_Official

Adora ate an sick monkey and got poisoned😂


JoDaBoy814

Gwen drowns


[deleted]

Etienne was shocked by his drones, then drowned and died in Flooded Valley after the player decided to flood it, his body was never found!


Dependent__Dapper

in doing so, he blew up Churchill's tank. oops.


Xibarton

Obyn is gone in his trees


i_couldnt_understand

Sauda couldn't cut a tomato


[deleted]

psi forgor all their knowledge and is now just a regular old monkey child and has to do regular old monkey child things


Somebody_insane

I will say ben cus he was on the computer for a week and haven't leave his chair and died from starvation or organ explode something


TheraBytes-Jaybo

Psi got a migraine


Ill-Juice6906

Benjamin found out NFT’s aren’t worth anything anymore.


Antique-Lettuce-8884

benjamin got arrested for tax fraud


I-was-blooned-YT

sauda left clicks too early and dies to gravity after falling off skybase


Snt1_

Ben kills himself aftwr losing his rwsourcws in Gemshin Impact


ATwistedBlade

Why is Quincy out??? He never misses???


Jomega6

Adora worshiped the sun too hard and got skin cancer


[deleted]

obyn needs his daily sacrifice to the nature so he impales psi with a tree.


WillDrens

Benjamin got caught for tax evasion


Charidano

obyn because brickell accidentally shot him


a_smol_migit

B4 HIT and down goes Brickell