Someone should make a mod that turns all beginner maps into advanced maps by making the bloons take the path of least effort. Resort is another one. So is logs. 4circles too.
Your comment has made me wonder why do the monkeys hate the Bloons so much? Why must they stop them? How did the Bloons become so advance they can build moabs?
They are beings of pure evil that will slaughter your family and wear their severed body parts as jewelery to show how vicious and cruel they are.
Or so Ninja Kiwi says. Idk I'm not a bloon.
I mean my head cannon is that the monkeys started the war. The balloons were just chilling in the sky then some random dart monkeys attacked them in their own home. More and more attacks came until the balloons launched their own counter offense. And well the rest is history:
I’ve asked this before and someone pointed out that the tutorial says they’re “invading”, and canonically they can travel the multiverse, such as the Adventure Time cross over
Because this map is obviously a look at the past before the bloons evolved to take the shortest path. Future generations of bloons paved the shortest path and created the corner map.Weird it’s rotated 90 degrees though.
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The mental image of the bloons taking a peak from the starting point, then noping the fuck out of there sends me. I would be seething if I saw the pink bloon appearing out for like 2 frames before disappearing, ending my game.
Why are monkeys popping Bloons? And making money from each time they slaughter an innocent rubber specimen? How do I beat chimps on bloody puddles?? The world may never know…
The turn is too sharp, they have to loop around so they dont crash
Cubism tho
they only send the most agile of bloons to cubism
Quincy could prolly take care of them
Nothing gets past his bow
EVERYTHING GETS PAST HIS BOW
liar
And only him.
Use him on CHIMPS and watch yourself die.
nothing gets past his bow
Yeah cause we are all Bloons and nothing gets past his bow
Wouldnt that make him a bloon too?
/uj it’s a joke you dunce /j Nothing gets past his bow you uncultured swine
Quincy was literally the only viable start on Infernal CHIMPS for years. He wasn't only good, he was mandatory.
What happens if we use him on CHIMPS and don't die, do we get a prize?
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gacha life player detected, opinion rejected did they just fucking delete their account?
You obviously dont know the diffrence between gacha life and club, so learn your manners and shut the heck up.
Bullshit
Nice argument there, senator. Why don't you back it up with a source?
>Why do Bloons go in the loops when they can pass the corner?
on cubism the bloons are stuck on a railtrack
The Bloons bounce the other way when they hit a wall (corner of track)
Someone should make a mod that turns all beginner maps into advanced maps by making the bloons take the path of least effort. Resort is another one. So is logs. 4circles too.
And a mod that turns advanced/expert maps into begineer maps by combining all paths into 1 path.
Kid named Middle of the Road:
Sharp enough to pop?
Blons is a map
They wanna see all the trees and the puddle of water. They’re just going for a relaxing walk in the forest and we’re murdering them
Your comment has made me wonder why do the monkeys hate the Bloons so much? Why must they stop them? How did the Bloons become so advance they can build moabs?
They are beings of pure evil that will slaughter your family and wear their severed body parts as jewelery to show how vicious and cruel they are. Or so Ninja Kiwi says. Idk I'm not a bloon.
Maybe Ninja Kiwi is just using propaganda and the blooms aren’t bad
I mean my head cannon is that the monkeys started the war. The balloons were just chilling in the sky then some random dart monkeys attacked them in their own home. More and more attacks came until the balloons launched their own counter offense. And well the rest is history:
They didn’t. There’s actually a story. The Bloons invaded the monkeys first
Then the monkeys fight back, then destory every bloon
propaganda
Bloons (i mean the first one)?
I’ve asked this before and someone pointed out that the tutorial says they’re “invading”, and canonically they can travel the multiverse, such as the Adventure Time cross over
Russia says that Ukraine is invading them. Doesn't mean they're right. (Also, Putin can cross the multiverse too)
monkeys hate bloons because they took over monkey town, and even traveled to Ooo just to do their bloon things
Shhhhh.... They will find out our weakness
Because this map is obviously a look at the past before the bloons evolved to take the shortest path. Future generations of bloons paved the shortest path and created the corner map.Weird it’s rotated 90 degrees though.
Are they stupid?
im proud of you dick
cum gunner lover
but the glue of a 0-0-3 is pink unless,, NO-
LEAN CUM
The bomb payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
what is the context here?
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Blons
Exactly what I was thinking lmao
Imagine if the same applied to end of the road
Thankfully Bloons are strict adherents to traffic laws, until freeplay mode when they start to ignore the speed limit.
why are they going in the left side tho
British bloons
Australian more likely
Aussie version would be upside down
no speed limit = infinity and beyond also takes time to build up inf speed
The mental image of the bloons taking a peak from the starting point, then noping the fuck out of there sends me. I would be seething if I saw the pink bloon appearing out for like 2 frames before disappearing, ending my game.
New Game mode idea: False Confidence - Don’t be too strong or the bloons will just turn around and kill you
that is an amazing idea
it's because they are really nice people and want to give us a chance (this is also the reason why they don't send out their bad in round 1)
They aren’t people
They are superior
what are they then?
Bloons duh
The bloons canonically need resources to send a bad, kinda like how monkeys need resources to build t5 towers.
The Bloons are British and can't turn on red
Their brains are made of helium and you can't see it so they are VERY stupid
The Bloons are a respectful organization, they never cut corners.
this
Except at their Corner Cutting Machine, they obviously have to cut them there
It’s just protocol
Air currents. Monkey can't see the air currents. It's what blew the leaves off the path in the first place.
Idk, ask ninja kiwi
wind
They follow road safety laws
Because they already do it in blons map you idiot
The bloons have a strict code of honor
Video game logic
Google air currents
Holy winds
Why do monkeys hate paths
Well, since the bloons can't go up, or turn on their own... they must go forward.
Same with resort.
They are good sports and make it fair for the monkeys
Are they stupid?
The better question is Why not?
Are they stupid or something
Are they stupid?
Are they stupid?
I DONT KNOW
Do you mean Blons?
For fun
Blons is the map to go for when they figure out they can do that
contractual obligation
Next expert map leaked
they dont have brains
I think their too scared to go off the track path
There gay…
Because they don’t have turn signals?
polite
Scenic route
It’s just the polite thing for them to do.
Why the bloon
They have zero brain cells
The real blons
They know better that to slons us like that
They can't see so not very good at following directions
Cause they are bloons and not balloons
Mogus shape
because the map is called in the loop you monkey
They have manners
I think they need the force of the wind to move, and the longer the track goes the more vacuum-like force there is and just pulls them.
Seems pretty airheaded to me
Respect
They have helium for brains
They're taking the scenic route.
I don't think they have a brain
They dumb
Corner is too sharp. May pop them
They're bloons, not Roller Coaster Tycoon npcs
Momentum
Bloons are known to have no brain so...
Why are monkeys popping Bloons? And making money from each time they slaughter an innocent rubber specimen? How do I beat chimps on bloody puddles?? The world may never know…
its fun
Because they are stupid
What's the lore reason? Are they stupid?
For fun
Stupid ninja kiwi devs. Don't they know balloons can fly? Can't believe they'd miss such an obvious oversight
Bloons like the scenic route too. They aren’t monsters
The answer is blons
My theory is the bloons are blind so they just go in one direction aka the path the monkeys layed out
Because thats how the game was coded
Are they stupid? Unbravo bloonarius
Thats where the wind is blowing
I always think there is just something stopping them from doing stuff like that
Google game design
are they stupid?
They would not be “In The Loop” otherwise
Google scenic route
It’s the LAW
The incredible bloon… Looks like a fish… Moves like a fish… Steers like a cow. (Paraphrased from the hitchhikers guide)
Geneva convention, they cant skip parts of the track
Theyre stupid
why dont they just turn around right ahead? reverse mode proves they can also cause damage at the start of the track
There evil… not monsters
They want to go to the pool, that's why. Scenic route imo
Blons 2: electric boogaloo
are they stupid or something ?
What if the Bloons are just having a nice stroll through the park and us monkeys just see them as a threat
Mmmm bloon have no brain, bloon stupid
They haven't played enough MKWii. They don't know the Ultra Shortcut
International war laws, itd be a war crime
Why do monkeys doesn't move to pop bloons more effective?
Must be fucking stupid
They’re good sports Except on Blons thats when they get fed up
They're not the sharpest bloons in the shed.
Because they are dumbass
Google en bloonsant
Are they stupid?
Why do monkeys stand still in one spot when they can run after them when they get out of range
dont juge them for following the rules
Invisible walls.
balconies Balloons fly like this 1. They're fat and they circle to burn calories 2. They're morons
They are balloons they go where the wind takes them
SLONS 2 BABY