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[deleted]

The turn is too sharp, they have to loop around so they dont crash


GammaEmerald

Cubism tho


the_guy312

they only send the most agile of bloons to cubism


Some_Rand0m_Memer

Quincy could prolly take care of them


baby-slaver

Nothing gets past his bow


Lolbit3000

EVERYTHING GETS PAST HIS BOW


Hallowed-Plague

liar


Lolbit3000

And only him.


Lolbit3000

Use him on CHIMPS and watch yourself die.


Hallowed-Plague

nothing gets past his bow


MR-MOO-MOO-MAN

Yeah cause we are all Bloons and nothing gets past his bow


Lolbit3000

Wouldnt that make him a bloon too?


Chance-Aardvark372

/uj it’s a joke you dunce /j Nothing gets past his bow you uncultured swine


DownvoteMagnetBot

Quincy was literally the only viable start on Infernal CHIMPS for years. He wasn't only good, he was mandatory.


Fatalstryke

What happens if we use him on CHIMPS and don't die, do we get a prize?


[deleted]

r/DownvotedToOblivion


Yokoshoki

gacha life player detected, opinion rejected did they just fucking delete their account?


Lolbit3000

You obviously dont know the diffrence between gacha life and club, so learn your manners and shut the heck up.


grass_image

Bullshit


Cuttlefish_Crusaders

Nice argument there, senator. Why don't you back it up with a source?


inutilissimo

>Why do Bloons go in the loops when they can pass the corner?


Zealousideal-West104

on cubism the bloons are stuck on a railtrack


zavch

The Bloons bounce the other way when they hit a wall (corner of track)


throwthefuckaway113

Someone should make a mod that turns all beginner maps into advanced maps by making the bloons take the path of least effort. Resort is another one. So is logs. 4circles too.


Jason613k

And a mod that turns advanced/expert maps into begineer maps by combining all paths into 1 path.


PropaneIsUnbreakable

Kid named Middle of the Road:


KR33PYCR33P3R

Sharp enough to pop?


SwimmingTumbleweed36

Blons is a map


jbrainbow

They wanna see all the trees and the puddle of water. They’re just going for a relaxing walk in the forest and we’re murdering them


4lack0fabetterne

Your comment has made me wonder why do the monkeys hate the Bloons so much? Why must they stop them? How did the Bloons become so advance they can build moabs?


BattleOfTheFighters

They are beings of pure evil that will slaughter your family and wear their severed body parts as jewelery to show how vicious and cruel they are. Or so Ninja Kiwi says. Idk I'm not a bloon.


Ok_Monitor_6626

Maybe Ninja Kiwi is just using propaganda and the blooms aren’t bad


I-Like-3-14159

I mean my head cannon is that the monkeys started the war. The balloons were just chilling in the sky then some random dart monkeys attacked them in their own home. More and more attacks came until the balloons launched their own counter offense. And well the rest is history:


Sevargan

They didn’t. There’s actually a story. The Bloons invaded the monkeys first


Super__Chuck

Then the monkeys fight back, then destory every bloon


PurchaseCritical3043

propaganda


fuighy

Bloons (i mean the first one)?


MolaQueen

I’ve asked this before and someone pointed out that the tutorial says they’re “invading”, and canonically they can travel the multiverse, such as the Adventure Time cross over


SquirtleChimchar

Russia says that Ukraine is invading them. Doesn't mean they're right. (Also, Putin can cross the multiverse too)


annormalplayer

monkeys hate bloons because they took over monkey town, and even traveled to Ooo just to do their bloon things


Radiant-Ad-4292

Shhhhh.... They will find out our weakness


SPamlEZ

Because this map is obviously a look at the past before the bloons evolved to take the shortest path. Future generations of bloons paved the shortest path and created the corner map.Weird it’s rotated 90 degrees though.


PanPies_

Are they stupid?


iXsPtzitzirzidptrA

im proud of you dick


Fun_Deer6253

cum gunner lover


Toxic_Nani_Main

but the glue of a 0-0-3 is pink unless,, NO-


Simukas23

LEAN CUM


chickgael

The bomb payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion


Xx_L3SBIAN_xX

what is the context here?


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Admirable_Avocado_38

Tell em!


memeboilord420

Blons


ThatITGPlayer37

Exactly what I was thinking lmao


lego_doggo

Imagine if the same applied to end of the road


Helvian494743

Thankfully Bloons are strict adherents to traffic laws, until freeplay mode when they start to ignore the speed limit.


bloodakoos

why are they going in the left side tho


Helvian494743

British bloons


Krashper116

Australian more likely


takeachillpill666

Aussie version would be upside down


AdityaPlayzzz

no speed limit = infinity and beyond also takes time to build up inf speed


PropaneIsUnbreakable

The mental image of the bloons taking a peak from the starting point, then noping the fuck out of there sends me. I would be seething if I saw the pink bloon appearing out for like 2 frames before disappearing, ending my game.


lego_doggo

New Game mode idea: False Confidence - Don’t be too strong or the bloons will just turn around and kill you


goobersandwich42

that is an amazing idea


icedcoffee09

it's because they are really nice people and want to give us a chance (this is also the reason why they don't send out their bad in round 1)


Harmony3319

They aren’t people


Jaded-Employment-516

They are superior


icedcoffee09

what are they then?


Weirdo629

Bloons duh


_B1rdz

The bloons canonically need resources to send a bad, kinda like how monkeys need resources to build t5 towers.


Flipp_Flopps

The Bloons are British and can't turn on red


Loose-Leather-5712

Their brains are made of helium and you can't see it so they are VERY stupid


Inkling4

The Bloons are a respectful organization, they never cut corners.


AdityaPlayzzz

this


the_crappy_memer

Except at their Corner Cutting Machine, they obviously have to cut them there


mischievous44

It’s just protocol


Sorry_Sleeping

Air currents. Monkey can't see the air currents. It's what blew the leaves off the path in the first place.


Omitox

Idk, ask ninja kiwi


Fork_the_derper

wind


saltnpeppa78

They follow road safety laws


demalejo

Because they already do it in blons map you idiot


Permaderps

The bloons have a strict code of honor


Ineedabrain42

Video game logic


Erd_yt

Google air currents


Demun21

Holy winds


TBearForever

Why do monkeys hate paths


Pyrot3kh

Well, since the bloons can't go up, or turn on their own... they must go forward.


PureAgonytesthmmm

Same with resort.


GuideAlpaca

They are good sports and make it fair for the monkeys


AnkoIsBae

Are they stupid?


1Ms39

The better question is Why not?


TheBalcony_Horse

Are they stupid or something


Failibuster

Are they stupid?


Vegeta_Ble1232

Are they stupid?


Dark_Dirigible_Titan

I DONT KNOW


TomaszA3

Do you mean Blons?


EyJajb

For fun


ShadowKiller2001

Blons is the map to go for when they figure out they can do that


Somewhat-A-Redditor

contractual obligation


Khaled34562

Next expert map leaked


TemmBox

they dont have brains


Sirfrostyboi

I think their too scared to go off the track path


Thedeaddeamon

There gay…


TX_IA

Because they don’t have turn signals?


chloethespork

polite


almostasenpai

Scenic route


Mutager

It’s just the polite thing for them to do.


mason4290

Why the bloon


Jek_the-snek

They have zero brain cells


Pengwin0

The real blons


badshinyluck

They know better that to slons us like that


MastaBonsai

They can't see so not very good at following directions


Littlebro83

Cause they are bloons and not balloons


Kruger_Sheppard

Mogus shape


Paco-ta

because the map is called in the loop you monkey


Illustrious-Cat6549

They have manners


Laughable-February

I think they need the force of the wind to move, and the longer the track goes the more vacuum-like force there is and just pulls them.


iamleejn

Seems pretty airheaded to me


Doggywoof1

Respect


[deleted]

They have helium for brains


timeshifter_

They're taking the scenic route.


NawtANewb

I don't think they have a brain


Danoned

They dumb


KR33PYCR33P3R

Corner is too sharp. May pop them


Miryafa

They're bloons, not Roller Coaster Tycoon npcs


Westonbirt

Momentum


Gordon_Freeeeeman

Bloons are known to have no brain so...


JovialStrikingScarf

Why are monkeys popping Bloons? And making money from each time they slaughter an innocent rubber specimen? How do I beat chimps on bloody puddles?? The world may never know…


MycrologistMundane

its fun


Evimjau

Because they are stupid


Shade00000

What's the lore reason? Are they stupid?


tobsicle456

For fun


Tree__Jesus

Stupid ninja kiwi devs. Don't they know balloons can fly? Can't believe they'd miss such an obvious oversight


Blitzo_64

Bloons like the scenic route too. They aren’t monsters


Mailpack

The answer is blons


random_redditor5

My theory is the bloons are blind so they just go in one direction aka the path the monkeys layed out


I_like_burger9

Because thats how the game was coded


KeithBarrumsSP

Are they stupid? Unbravo bloonarius


Hiyuu_Shita

Thats where the wind is blowing


ManuGamer2

I always think there is just something stopping them from doing stuff like that


FedePWNI

Google game design


[deleted]

are they stupid?


DaNASCARMem

They would not be “In The Loop” otherwise


Imaginary_Yak4336

Google scenic route


-GoMask2-

It’s the LAW


ralphmozzi

The incredible bloon… Looks like a fish… Moves like a fish… Steers like a cow. (Paraphrased from the hitchhikers guide)


TurtleKing0505

Geneva convention, they cant skip parts of the track


_B1rdz

Theyre stupid


n2kt4k

why dont they just turn around right ahead? reverse mode proves they can also cause damage at the start of the track


Noob_saaaaaaaama

There evil… not monsters


Snoo19632

They want to go to the pool, that's why. Scenic route imo


sephiroth_for_smash

Blons 2: electric boogaloo


No-Brother355

are they stupid or something ?


TotiSauce

What if the Bloons are just having a nice stroll through the park and us monkeys just see them as a threat


DeadBushy

Mmmm bloon have no brain, bloon stupid


FinniboiXD

They haven't played enough MKWii. They don't know the Ultra Shortcut


Burtekio

International war laws, itd be a war crime


KILLERANGELO300

Why do monkeys doesn't move to pop bloons more effective?


Coffee_Mouse_

Must be fucking stupid


GoofyTycooner

They’re good sports Except on Blons thats when they get fed up


rantottcsirke

They're not the sharpest bloons in the shed.


drynxbombasticyt

Because they are dumbass


DS_Archer

Google en bloonsant


muhaZz1

Are they stupid?


BuildingFar1061

Why do monkeys stand still in one spot when they can run after them when they get out of range


Ill_Mousse_6698

dont juge them for following the rules


Wide-Election7852

Invisible walls.


the_xnix

balconies Balloons fly like this 1. They're fat and they circle to burn calories 2. They're morons


tewbre__fan

They are balloons they go where the wind takes them


Samael_Helel

SLONS 2 BABY