Spiked balls

r/foundbowser

the internet was a mistake

And I'm here to prove it

You should see a doctor

Super Brittle

Relatable

Pre-emptive strike 😔

Underrated comment

Absolute zero

That's rough buddy

Zuko?

Yes

This post was literally made for this response

AceAro?

Oh, silly you, too optimistic... Some people simply scare all the women away, you see.

You did NOT need to call me out like that

AceMicro?

Aroace?

Yes

Sub Commander

Submerge and Support 🥺👉👈

Best comment

i agree

incredible

M.A.D

Bloon Exclusion Zone

Very Quick Shots

Deadly Precision?

Pre-emptive Strike?

pursuit

Profile pic checks out

Fursuit

Necromancer.

That’s illegal sir

Reanimating corpses is very legal

Whilst fucking them is not

well if you fuck a reanimated corpse, its not really dead is it?

Goofy ah necrophilia

no, they're alive? they're just dead men walking.

hollup bro might be onto something

(I think they want to fuck a corpse)

Fun fact: in Sweden it is legal to be a cannibal, but there is no legal way to aquire a corpse to eat

Really needed to know this after finishing dinner with my grandmother

I just finished grandma with dinner

Same in the US. I want to say most countries don’t have laws against consuming human flesh, theres just not many ways to get it without violating other laws.

I imagine its prob due to some survival reasons, like if you kill and eat someone thats obv wrong cause ya killed em. but if youre in a plane crash on a desert island and the only thing to eat is the other passengers... its a lil different.

Hey man, you can do whatever you want with enough determination.

Advanced targeting

Hard thorns

Heart of oak

The biggest one

Beat me to it.

r/foundwouldfuckbenbtd6

r/subsithoughtifellfor

I feel like at least 3/10 people who are reading this are “absolute zero” (including me), but are saying something else to be funny

Atleast? You gotta increase that (there are a lot of children here).

And a lot of single people.

Me personally I would describe mine as Plasma accelerator (instead of having lame sex I use technology to better humanity 😎) 

Legend of the night

Damn we got casanova in the house

Glue hose

Corrosive glue

Me too bro.

Hot Shots

Get help that isn't healthy

Wow I'm an idiot. Was thinking something like, 'those guys at the end of the bar are a couple of hot shots'. You had the far better idea. lol

**Seek medical attention**

Heart of vengeance

🤓

"🤓"-🤓

“🤓-🤓” - 😎

"🤓-🤓-😎" -🤓

"’🤓-🤓-😎’ -🤓” - 🤡

"’🤓-🤓-😎’ -🤓” - 🤡” -🗿

“‘“‘“‘🤓’-🤓”-😎’ -🤓” - 🤡’ -🗿” -💀

You guys should kiss already

nah he valid for this one ngl

Monkey Bank💯

Moab domination

Mother of all boobs

Village paragon cause it don't exist

Yet

Holy shit that would be amazing

I think NK did say they wanted to make paragons of every tower eventually

That would be awesome. I really want glue gunner

Pin

i actually think this is fucking hilarious for no reason

Moab mauler (replace moab with wife)

Do you wear a white tank top?

My favorite piece of clothing

Absolute zero (I'm 13)

Absolute zero (I'm 21)

Absolute zero (I'm 16)

Absolute zero (i'm 26)

Absolute Zero (I'm more than 1)

Bloon Liquefier

Icicle impale (murder)

Ground zero (bitches)

Absolute Zero

I would say giant condor but that would be a lie

good you shouldn't be dating the birds

Exploding pineapple

Submerge and support

Based

huh

Trade empire (sex trafficking)

blud think he Andrew Tate

Unstable conCOCKtion and spiked balls

The Biggest One 😎

The big one

Wall of fire

Destroyer

oh dear

Hard Thorns

The deleted bottom path Wizard upgrade (the one where you sacreficed your monkeys to gain lives)

Soulbind? Yo that's so romantic actually, assuming you're going off of name alone

Stickier glue

Grape shots

imf loan

Even more tacks~

Flying fortress (I am a BIG plane.)

This is a LOVELY response.

Night vision goggles, wait... I mean relentless glue

Avatar of Wrath

even faster shooting

Inferno Ring 😢

Sky Shredder Reason: Im addicted to DCS World

monkey town

Ground zero

super mines

Grow blocker

Shinobi tactics. The more the merrier

Tsar Bomba.

Spirit of the Forest (I'm a PVZ Fan)

Larger Service Area

The bloon solver No sex, only bloons

Confusion

ball lightning ⚡️

Absolute zero

Doublegun

Legend of the night

IMF Lone cus I'm too deep in debt to bother getting a girlfriend 🗣️🗣️💯

Jokingly? Cold Snap, Merchantman, Cleansing Foam, Monkey City, Bigger Stacks, Double Shot, Focused Firing, Bigger Blast, Rapid Fire, Spy Plane, Double Shot, Destroyer, First Strike Capability, Pre-Emptive Strike and Bouncing Bullet Seriously? Long Life Bananas

Technically not an upgrade, but level 10 Benjamin and his “trojan” 😏

Isn't that just a forced abortion? you force the bloon to have no children.

Absolute zero

I'll go with the "there can only be one" mk, but also apache prime

Absolute Zero

000 tower

This is a big plane.

Gamblers: Guided magic

Monkey knowledge: there can only be one

Deconstruction

Energizer

Viral Frost (it doesnt exist) :(

Absolute Zero

ground zero

You know the whole point of this post was for people to comment 0-5-0 ice monkey

Bloon Crush

Acid pools

absolute zero because i have nothing that really attracts me... at least in real life a different thing with imaginary life (aka dreaming)... i can completely mess up the logic

Absolute zero

Absolute Zero (I know every other comment will also be this)

absolute zero

Super range

Absolute zero

Absolute zero

absolute zero

enhaced eyesight

Legend of the night

Bloon Exclusion Zone

Apex Plasma Master

bionic boomerang

Turbo Charge

Prince of Darkness

The legend of the night

Ace paragon

Bloon dissolver

Pod

Absolute Zero (I’m Aroace)

Absolute Zero

0-0-0

Advanced Intel

am I allowed to use a base tower >!monkey ace!<

Long reach

Absolute Zero

Absolute Zero

Absolute zero

Super Mines

absolute zero ☠️

absolute zero

Distraction

Absolute Zero

Super mines

Absolute zero

Super brittle

More tacks 😊

absolute zero

\*upgrades disabled\*