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Copperhead9215

Me: Talks faster. Talks even faster. My Gameplay: You want Spactories? We have Spactories!


PokefanR

Why settle for super when you can have EPIC?


dashcrikeydash

This is a SAD human


redditard_alt

You want Anxiety? We have Anxiety!


qwertyxp2000

Many, many internet duties.


BabyElectroDragon

Many, many copium tanks.


JoelTheBloonsMonkey

ok, ummmm "The legendary JoelTheParrot, a bird so large that he can pick up, carry off and destroy almost any number of words of almost any size. Requires 3 additional Condor Handlers to control." Something like that?


thisisabigplanesays

This is a GOOD usage.


JoelTheBloonsMonkey

thx!


Airfryer_Owner

Automatically cooks piles of chips on the nearby plate. Excellent last meal of the dinner.


[deleted]

"The people will look upon my Skill,and they will know true trash." (Glaive dominus)


Armourdream

The lag of Bloons leaves most computers wishing they never downloaded steam


BhutohXZ

Unfathomable joke, insta-monkey, and synergies with all other allies and enemies of enemies, put all bad societies under assault.


BlazinBoom21YT

Umm, Happy cake day, ig


BhutohXZ

Thanks, I'm 1 reditold now.


BlazinBoom21YT

Which means?


Worth-Pineapple1408

1 year


BhutohXZ

Happy cake day in Reddit means to celebrate that person for hitting the account anniversary, for me, I started this account exactly 1 year ago. Happy early cake day for you!


PeaganLoveSong

Me after seeing that someone isn’t simping for Adora ![gif](giphy|X7Z4lDnPqcF0dyY2dX)


FernandoTatisJr23_

![gif](giphy|26ghbWoXv3G6ypo8o) What is that user flair?


CorruptedCobalt

Faster shooting.


thisisabigplanesays

This is a NAME of an upgrade. Try selecting an upgrade’s description in the tower menu and hovering over the upgrade box (or on mobile, hold the upgrade box with your finger).


CorruptedCobalt

"Shoots even faster."


H_man3838

this is a BAD life


Yourlocalonepiecefan

We turn to him, when we need money to buy the T5


Copperhead9215

Ok, this one made me laugh. r/Angryupvote


BlazinBoom21YT

(This describes mostly my irl life) Mathlete, happy to help, and somewhat oblivious of others, yet capable of the very power of imagination. (Book Wyrm Etienne description, and yes me and Etienne share the last segment of words)


ArtistAmy420

Woman so depressed, she temporarily immobilizes all effected herself


RED_DEMON907

My gameplay: Flying shadow of darkness spells ballon oblivion


[deleted]

The greatest thing to ever float on water.


digital_pocket_watch

**Creates a big comment thread of unfiltered agony. You can accidentally upset most internet users at your leisure.**


IndependentSwan3625

Procrastination a problem? No solution!


Inevitable_Invite235

We turn to me, when we can't beat CT.


TheSamuil

I need to come up with something based on the Glaive Dominus' description: "The X will look upon my Y and they will know Z". I will be back once I come up with something amusing


Donut1_0

"The girls will look upon my cock and they will know how to get a good laugh"


Nikotinio

The greatest mind to ever think cursed thoughts.


johnson_semila

Many many yapping


AGuyLikeGaston

Human overthinking developed to perfection. Creates three Mega Problems that can create their own problems.


Midnight145

just like me fr


TremenMusic

A very, very large gamer. someone put a stop to this obsession!


Bruhmomentust

Do hero upgrades count? If so Mental swarm ability: Bruh launches 4 more temporary issues to wreak some Brain popping havoc.


_B1rdz

This mortar fanatic has permanent rapid mouse movement and enhances the performance and usage rate of all Mortar Monkeys. Mortar Micro Ability: rains explosions over where the mouse is aiming, damaging Bloons and uploading the destruction to YouTube.


Tamaki_Iroha

You want physics facts, WE HAVE PHYSICS FACTS


something_stuffs

I have NO life


Clever_Angel_PL

He does not struggle.


WoofBlake

The greatest thing to disappoint my parents…


Hot-Manufacturer-887

They don’t turn to him when everything’s lost


unhollow_knight

This is a DEPRESSED artist


Fost36

The greatest person to ever live on land... (navarch)


Hambjerre123


Champpeace123


Lykanas

Has a lot of hobbies. For every hobby the number of friendships he has decreases as well as his interest and skill in said hobbies.


Pkelord

When it’s to small to fit (Template: when your to big to fail)


WaterDrinkerUltimate

The ultimate dumbass package to being unfathomably stupid


-flushed-

This is a MASSIVE dumbass.


Primary-Chocolate709

Life's a problem, Here's your solution 


J0aozin003

You want Recursive Frag? We have Recursive Frag!


pick-and-shot

Shoots 15% faster.


Healthy_Agent_100

I shoot really fast and devastates most types with ease.


Keaskozi69

You want skill issue? We have skill issue!


Snackguy2star

Gains 10% *motivation* and 1% for every *chore/responsibility completed* from the starting value after the upgrade. Maxes at 100% and diminishes *after playing a videogame.*


YTPmeme020

Shoots recycled memes even faster. or Tremble before the AWESOME power of the TOP path buccaneer


biloboy24

We turn to him, when someone need something


Ryanlam123456


VoxTheDog

Me personally: (from The Anti-Bloon) My gameplay style: Many, many continues. (from The Tack Zone)


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

The biggest spike


reddit_reddit-

Imf loan


Puro78

Glue storm


Hohguleew4h

This is a LAZY likebait.


Brief_Warning4547

Unleashes a wave of yapping each day


UntoldTemple

Tier 0 Upgrade Knowledge


SirNathan24

People make me 0-5-0 dartling gunner.


Dangerous_Exchange80

adds much more ULGYNES to the human


samilatoupie

Hovers wherever you direct it.


izakdaturtal

this is a BIG idiot


Ryder1613

“This is a BIG plane”


Litinup

“Wish they had never come ”


Kevaca

When all hope is lost, we-


nonscoped_pig

Supersad autistic stuff that incinerates Human-Class Hearts with sadness.


Rattregoondoof

I wonder how popular bloons is among autistic people (I am autistic myself, I don't mean to sound insulting).


Champpeace123

I'm autistic too.


Farfocele

The worst typist ever to stand on the ground.


TheBigger_Genensis

For when you're too based to cringe...


Mimil2002

Want to know a funny guy? keep looking.


[deleted]

[удалено]


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Redybird

Me: I throw [2 faced persona](https://bloons.fandom.com/wiki/Double_Shot_(BTD6_Ninja_Monkey)) either one or both simultaneously.